gideon child psychic

Hey, guys. I know you guys all still miss Gravity Falls, so how about we go through the series again and see what an amazing summer it had been, shall we? :)

First the twins came to Gravity Falls and went up against an army of gnomes 

Then the twins and Soos went on a sea monster adventure and had the most memorable fishing trip with Grunkle Stan

Then the kids went on an adventure to find Grunkle Stan’s missing wax head and found living wax figures

Then the kids met the evil child psychic Gideon Gleeful 

Then the kids along with Wendy and her friends went to a haunted convenience store and Dipper did his famous Lamby Dance

Then Dipper went on a quest to become a man while Mabel helped Grunkle Stan win a woman’s heart 

Then Dipper cloned himself and Mabel had met her friends 

Then the kids found the truth about the real town founder

Then the kids met Blar Blar, went on a time travel adventure and we all fell in love with Waddles the Pig

Then Dipper bought Rumble McSkirmish to life and Mabel helped Grunkle Stan get over his fear of heights 

Then Dipper and Mabel had an incredible shrinking adventure 

Then the gang faced the summerween trickster and had an amazing summerween 

Then Mabel was left in charge of the mystery shack and Grunkle Stan competed on a game show 

Then Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Soos told us stories while they fell down the Bottomless Pit

Then Mabel met a cute merman and Dipper had a blast being an assistant lifeguard 

Then the gang had a body-swapping adventure 

Then Dipper tried to save Wendy from Robbie’s brainwashing music and Mabel and her friends met Sev’ral Timez

Then the gang ventured into a dinosaur world to save Mabel’s pig 

Then the gang went on a journey into Stan’s mind to defeat Bill Cipher and save the shack 

Then Gideon had been defeated, the Pines became heros and we discovered Stan’s secret 

Then the gang threw a shack is back party and went up against hordes of zombies 

And how can we forget the Pines family’s amazing performance? :)

Then the gang ventured into the author’s bunker, encountered the shapeshifter and Dipper confessed his feelings to Wendy 

Then we met the Lilliputtians and Mabel and Pacifica had a golf competition 

Then Mabel threw on an amazing puppet show and BIPPER 

Then Soos met the perfect girl and Stan attempted to steal a robot mascot

Then Stan invited us to his shack and told us tales

Then the gang uncovered the society of the blind eye and McGucket learned the truth of his past

Then Blar Blar returned, the twins got challenged to Globnar and they went all out to make Soos happy on his birthday 

Then Mabel played matchmaker to find Robbie true love and Stan tried to make kids love him 

Also there was the famous “I EAT KIDS” balloon 

Then we went to the Northwest Mansion, where Candy, Mabel and Grenda tried to flirt with a boy and Dipper and Pacifica encountered a ghost. Pacifica saved the day by pulling the lever and standing up to her parents

Then Stan got arrested, the kids went on a journey to find out who Stan really is and after one huge epic scene, we find out the author is none other than Stan’s brother, Stanford Pines 

Then we were told the Stan twins’ backstory 

Then Dipper and Ford bonded over a nerdy game 

Then Stan competed for Mayor of Gravity Falls 

Then Mabel, Candy, Grenda and Wendy went on a quest to get some unicorn hair and we learn about Ford’s history with Bill

Then Stan took the kids on a road trip and gave bad dating advice to Dipper

Then Dipper goes on an adventure with Ford to find alien adhesive and after a horrible day, Mabel starts fearing about growing up 

Then Weirdmageddon begins after Bill tricks Mabel, Ford gets turned to gold and after getting passed Gideon and his henchmen, the gang head to rescue to Mabel from the bubble

Then the gang find Mabel in the bubble and she and Dipper make up 

And finally, after everyone regroups and goes to face Bill, Stan eventually saves everyone by erasing his memory but once it was recovered, the kids were given a huge birthday party and they soon left for home while the characters said their good-byes

It had truly been one amazing summer folks :*)

Demonswap AU

AU where a Bill is a human (like, a spoiled rich kid anarchist) living in Gravity Falls in 1982. He still wants to destroy the world, so he summons a demon after finding a mysterious book at a local tourist trap warning of a being with incredible power whose help comes at a high price.

So enter dream demon Stanford (he’s a hexagon with a tie and twelve fingers). Bill tells him “I want to change the world” and Ford suggests he builds a portal. Except Bill is a disillusioned twenty something so Ford suggests calling a mysterious local con man and tourist trap owner (Stan) who somehow has all the parts for a portal already in his basement but no technical knowledge and Fiddleford McGucket, a computer scientist based in Palo Alto, for help.

So the portal gets built and Ford comes through and IMMEDIATELY–

–takes on a human form and goes to the store to buy some jelly beans. I mean he flies there and breaks several other laws of physics and people can definitely tell that he’s not human but he just wants jelly beans so the townsfolk leave him be.

Turns out Stan has been trying to get Ford over to his dimension for years, after being kicked out of his home at 17 and running into Ford on the road. Ford agreed to help Stan make shady deals and con people but only if Stan would allow ford to help him continue his education. So ford enlisted the help of one Fiddleford McGucket and set up a dream connection where they could all talk science (cause this is Ford: he’s not going to say he’s all knowing if he isn’t). Ford and Fiddleford became fast friends but Fiddleford and Stan never physically met each other until Bill called them up to work on the portal. (Stan kept a record of his interactions with Ford, hence the tome bill finds; the terrible price of Fords help is having to listen to his nerd talk for hours instead of just having normal dreams)

So Bill is FURIOUS that Ford isn’t destroying everything and Ford’s just “did you really think I was going to destroy your world?” cause he honestly didn’t think that was what bill wanted.

Bill vows revenge and spends the next thirty years coming up with a new universal destruction plan and attempting to defame ford and convince the townsfolk that the new demon is secretly out to get them.

Fast forward to 2012 and Stans great niece and nephew are coming to visit their weird grunkle for the summer. Ford alternates between living with Fiddleford and Stan (Fiddleford never went nuts with the memory gun, though he did build it after the Gremoblin Incident) and Dipper is ecstatic to find out that grunkle Stan is like a brother to a weird demon guy who likes weird nerdy shit (cause even though they’re not related, Stan and Ford are incredibly close– Fords human form is even modeled after Stan). Everyone bonds, but meanwhile Bill has teamed up with child psychic Gideon Gleeful and established contact with Fords previous dimension of residence– specifically, with Pyronica, Xanthar, Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Kryptos, etc. Bill makes fast friends with these interdimensional criminals and nightmares and he and Gideon make multiple attempts to steal the shack and restart the portal to let them through so they can destroy the world. Eventually, after Gideon is arrested (caught trying to steal the deed to the mystery shack) Bill runs into Blendin and beats him in Globnar. He uses his time wish to gain Fords powers, turning Ford into a human and allowing Bill to let the Henchmaniacs through.

Weirdmageddon ensues, but there’s one problem: defeating Bill this time around means sending Ford back to his home dimension. Ford is okay with that but no one else is.

Bill eventually figures out that he can’t leave Gravity Falls now, and goes after Ford, figuring that he’ll have the answer. Ford blames himself for allowing Bill to gain his powers, and refuses to give in to Bills demands. This goes about as well as you’d expect.

Eventually ford is rescued and Stan comes up with a plan to defeat Bill. He and Ford swap places and Stan pretends to take Bills deal, Fiddleford erases Stans mind and bill is defeated and all the weirdness is sucked back into the nightmare realm.

Ford is not.

Stans memories are gone. Ford attempts to bring them back with his powers, only to find those gone for good. Fiddleford explains that the memory gun worked on Bill when he was in the mindspace, but it also eliminated Fords demonic powers– so Fords a human forever now. Mabel brings Stans memories back the old fashioned way but ford can’t quite get used to being human. He’s confused and a little scared so eventually, Stan takes him aside and:

“You know, when I was a kid I didn’t have many friends. My high school principal told me to drop out cause my grades were shit, my dad kicked me out not too long after. But I remember back when I was young, I found an old sailboat lying on the beach. Totally wrecked, couldn’t sail again without rebuilding the whole thing. Wouldn’t have had anyone to sail with, either. Now, though… If you wanted, we could go on one last adventure. Buy a boat and sail around the world. You don’t have to, I just think it might help ya get used to, you know, being human.”

Ford says “My home dimension was entirely flat. Irregularity was vulgar, I was nearly killed because of my six fingers. In my youth I dreamed of a place where irregularity was celebrated or at least allowed. So I escaped through a hole in my dimension to the nightmare realm. To survive I did… Some unspeakable things for the henchmaniacs to obtain power, things I regret to this day. The last straw though, was when they wanted me to destroy my home dimension. I’d spent so long revelling in my differences, but when I went back to my home…. I couldn’t do it, I couldn’t destroy an entire world.I’d forgotten something. Differences make us who we are, but it’s important to find someone to share common ground with.”

“… Okay that was beautiful but what did it have to do with anything?”

“I’d like to go sailing with you, but I don’t want to leave behind another home. I fit in here, people know me here.”

“well no one’s saying well never come back”

And so they go on periodic boat trips and Soos officially runs the shack and Dipper and Mabel visit all the time and everyone is happy except for Bill who is dead.

(don’t tag with any ships please!)