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The signs as Tim Burton movies
  • Aries: The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Taurus: Corpse Bride
  • Gemini: Dark Shadows
  • Cancer: Frankenweenie
  • Leo: Alice in Wonderland
  • Virgo: James and the Giant Peach
  • Libra: Sleepy Hallow
  • Scorpio: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Sagittarius: Edward Scissorhands
  • Capricorn: Coraline
  • Aquarius: Mars Attacks!
  • Pisces: Beetlejuice

I want an AU where Dean is a popular YouTuber who is married to Cas, but no one knows it. Cas is a high school teacher who is kind of awkward, but every once in a while he’ll mention a meme and all of his students are confused wonder how he knows that.

Then one day when he’s teaching he hears a group of girls giggling in the back of the class, so he walks back there and sees them watching one of Dean’s videos. It’s his “never have I ever” video, and right he’s talking about getting a speeding ticket. Right before the girls see Cas he hears one of them say “I wonder what kind of car he drives” so Cas responds, “Do not ever get Dean Winchester started on his car. He will never shut up.” as he takes the phone and walks away, leaving the girls dumbfounded.

Things I wish had been in Dragon Age Origins
  • Wardens of any origin other than Dalish being mildly uncomfortable with having to suddenly live out in the wilderness.
  • “What do you mean I should just go pee behind the bushes!”
  • “The stories I was told as a child were lies, there’s nothing nice in bathing in muddy lakes during midnight.”
  • The dwarven origins being surprised after seeing mabaris for the first time.
  • ANY reaction at all from the dwarven wardens about the sky and being above ground.
  • Dwarven wardens complaining about getting sunburnt.
  • THE WARDEN WORRYING ABOUT THEIR COMPANIONS GETTING POISONED BY DARKSPAWN BLOOD.
  • Really though, the whole Ostagar experience is like a giant warning sign about getting the Blight sickness. The wounded soldiers, the darkspawn corpses and those instructors talking about the dangers of touching darkspawn blood or of getting scratched or bitten by them.
  • The Warden, Alistair and Shale are the only ones who are resistant and can face the darkspawn with no fear. Everyone else is in major danger.
  • The Warden realising this and having mild panic attacks whenever they spot one of their companions coming to blows with a darkspawn.
  • Hurried checks after a battle, their breath catching in their throat and their heartbeat banging in their ears.
  • “Did it bite you? Do you have any scratches, anywhere?! We should burn that wound just to be sure!”
  • Having to keep from petting the mabari after it has just licked all the darkspawn gore from the Warden’s armor, not until they get to a river and wash it.
  • The Cousland Warden’s heartbreak in Ostagar after their mabari, the only surviving member of their family gets the blight illness while hunting for darkspawn blood. Being extremely angry with Duncan for not warning them and the worried race through the Arbor Wilds to find that precious flower.
  • Their fear this could happen to their companions and they know of no flowers to fix people instead of dogs.
  • MAHARIEL WORRYING ABOUT THEIR COMPANIONS AND LI GETTING INFECTED.
  • Especially after Tamlen.
  • Especially after Tamlen finding them after he has become a ghoul.
  • Their worst nightmares are no longer those of the Archdemon but of their friends’ faces, grey and without hair, looking at them with filmy eyes. They wake up sweating and yelling, clinging to their mabari for comfort.
  • Any mention about the Lords and Arls of Highever resisting Howe when he claims Highever as his own.
  • It’s known that the Cousland family and especially Bryce Cousland were highly respected by the nobles of Ferelden and the Lords and Arls of his Teyrn should have been sworn allies of his. There’s no way they would silently watch as the man who murdered almost the whole Cousland family was given the very seat Bryce used to have.
  • An actual resistance trying to drive the Howe soldiers out of Highever, the Warden hearing rumors that it is lead by Fergus Cousland himself.
  • Fergus trying to reclaim his anchestral home instead of “roaming the Arbor Wilds for a year”.
  • Tabris being able to actually say ANYTHING to Anora about how shitty her treatement of the alienage elves is.
  • If she’s the true leader of Ferelden, why the hell were elves being taken from their homes and raped in the very capital of Ferelden where she lives. When she says she cares about Ferelden, she’s only really talking about Ferelden’s humans and I wish a Tabris could have been able to call her out for that.
Fansign [TRANS/Jimin]

Jimin: Hello!

Fan: Hello.

Jimin: What’s your name?

Fan: Please write “xxx.” I came for my friend.

Jimin: Then, you don’t like me?

Fan: (kidding) yes, kekeke

Jimin: *holds red loudspeaker* Please like me!!!

(Cr.)

  • Mycroft: *flashing a giant neon sign style coffin lid at John* so who loves you, Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: Molly Hooper.
  • Mycroft: I'm actually embarrassed for you at this point.

I work at a McShitty fast food place, which is one of the busiest in the state. The other day, the entire system shut down due to a power overload so we were left to take orders by hand for 6 HOURS. We have a dynamic menu board which means that the display is constantly changing, so sometimes would have to wait up to a minute to find out the price of a particular item. This caused UPROAR “why don’t you know all the prices off by heart!???? You’re a crew trainer for god’s sake!!!” McShit has a huge amount of menu items, and this freaking woman expected me to know the price of each individual burger, each burger in 3 different sized meals, and the price of adding or subtracting particular ingredients…. Then there were the people who would finish ordering and grumble when I tell them they can’t pay by card, even though there was a giant CASH ONLY sign right next to me AND I had just announced it to the line. That shift was absolute madness, I still don’t know why they didn’t just close the store until it was fixed.

anonymous asked:

jikook headcanon where theyre college boyfs (everyone loves them tgt ofc) and jk is a popular soccer player and its the big game and his smol boyf jimin is in the stands holding a sign for him and wearing one of jk's shirts that are 2x bigger on him and their teak wins so jm runs to jk and jk spins him around and they share a kiss and everyone celebrates in the stands :))))

•jikook were one of the most well known couples in their school
•mainly bc jungkook was on the soccer team, and they were one of the only openly gay couples
•jungkook had been freaking out about the game bc practice had been going badly lately
•jimin had tried to cheer him up as much as possible but he was still nervous
•when the game started, jungkook spotted jimin in the crowd holding a giant sign with encouraging words
•he immediately cheered up
•his team was playing better than ever, and were winning against the other team
•during the break, jimin ran down the stands and went to jungkook
•he encouraged him with a small kiss and a “u can do it, kookie”
•jungkook blushed bc “hyung, everyone can see us!”
•jungkook went back into the game, his team winning 3-2
•sadly, the other team scored another goal pretty quickly
•jungkook was the one to get the winning goal, getting his team a victory and winning the championships
•way too overcome with excitement, jungkook had rushed up the stands and grabbed jimin by the waist
•he hugged him tightly, lifting him into the air.
•jimin brought his hands up to his face, and giggled
•jungkook leaned up for a kiss, jimin reciprocating it.
•everyone in the crowd cheered loudly
•jungkook and jimin separated, breathing heavily and blushing
•jimin kissed him again lightly before they went back to his dorm ;;;))))

Learning to Drive

Requested: Shawn imagine where he teaches you how to drive pls ❤❤

Masterlist

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“Babe, when you press the brake, you want to press it softly.” Shawn calmly tries to explain, looking over at you from the passenger side of his jeep, a place he isn’t used to being.

“I’m trying, Shawn, it’s hard!” This learning to drive thing seriously stresses you out.

“I know, but just—okay, see this stop sign coming up?” He says, pointing up ahead.

“Yeah,” of course you see it. It is a big giant red stop sign about a hundred feet in front of you. It’s not easily missable.

“Okay, so you want to start by taking your foot off the gas, that way you’ll start to slow down and won’t have to break so hard when you get close.”

That makes sense. You take your foot off the gas and the car starts slowing down.

“Now press the break, but softly.” You do as he says, “Stay on the road (y/n)!” Shawn shouts. You were focused a little too much on pressing the break softly that you almost drove off the side of the road into the bushes. You jerk your car back onto the road. “There’s too much to think about all at once,” You say as you bring Shawn’s jeep to a jerky stop. “Shawn, I don’t want to do this anymore.” You whine as the stress rises within you.

“Just breath babe, you’re fine. You’re doing great.” He encourages you.

“Can’t we just switch, can’t you just drive me around for the rest of my life instead?”

“No, you need to learn how to drive. That way you can go places by yourself.”

“I don’t need to go anywhere by myself. That’s why I have you.”

“Yes, but you still need to learn. I’m not home all the time.”

He’s right, but you don’t like to admit it. You’ve been trying to learn how to drive for a while now, but you always get really stressed out about it and you hate learning. Your parents have been trying to teach you but it just ends up in a yelling match and then they kick you out of the drivers seat. This is why Shawn volunteered to teach you.

“Just go slow, you’re fine. There are no cars around. There’s nothing to worry about.” He reassures you. Listening to him, you lightly press the gas, focusing on going the right speed and on trying to keep the car on the road.

After only a few more scares, you finally pull the car into Shawn’s driveway and exhale loudly, glad to finally be finished operating this large piece of metal, even if only for now.

“You did a good job, (Y/n),” Shawn says, unbuckling his seatbelt and leaning over to kiss you, and bringing a calming feeling over you in a way that only he can. “Don’t stress, it’ll get easier, I promise.” He says with a slight smile.

“I don’t ever want to do that again.” You reply, this is something you say pretty much every time you finish driving.

“We’ll try again tomorrow.” He simply responds, getting out of the car and waiting for you to do the same so you can go inside together.  

I work at a major airport, but for a specific and local shared shuttle company. It has its own single counter on the main terminal, along with all of the other varieties of transportation. I get loads of questions about the airport and various locations of other things all day, but it’s amazing to me just how many people come up to me, ask a question, and walk away without a complete answer. Some even walk away before I say anything at all. Like? Don’t you want to know the answer?

It’s also common that people come up thinking I am a general information person. Those people do exist, I’m just not that. I know enough to get people around two of the main levels of the main terminal of the airport. (There’s 6 levels, and four terminals)There’s a giant sign behind me showing what I’m representing. But people constantly come up to me, ask a question that I don’t know the answer to, and when I direct them to the general info desk, they become LIVID with me. Because “I should know everything about how the airport and every business inside of it works.” Because that’s possible… and my job. Fuck off. I’ll call security if you don’t get out of my face.

The signs as Tim Burton movies (animated)

Nightmare before Christmas: Aries, Leo, Aquarius

Coraline :  Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces

Corpse Bride : Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio

James & the Giant peach : Taurus, Libra, Capricorn

Companion. Chapter one

Originally posted by markpellegrinoworld

WELCOME TO MY SERIES RE-WRITE

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Warnings: Drug mention. Past Drug use.

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Looking down at your discharge papers you sigh as you read through the list of steps to get clean. You’ve read those steps countless times, and even tried them twice. Living in a small town in the middle of nowhere made breaking those addictions just a little bit harder.

Throwing the papers into the back seat of your beat up 67 bug that had been your home for the past three years. You didn’t care when you were going as long as you never looked back.

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