giant paws

All that my 5 feet tall self wants in this world is to wear Chanyeol’s giant sweaters and let them swallow me whole in their fluffy comfortableness and his totally boyfriend material scent.


Originally posted by fyeah-chanyeol

If pairs of shinigami and espada had to build a desk together

As requested by anon. :)

Espada and shinigami have been *randomly* paired together, and now they must put together a desk. From Ikea, say. How is that going to go?

1. Komamura & Aaroniero

Komamura: These tiny screws are hard to assemble with my giant paws.

Komamura: Can I see the instruction manual again?

Aaroniero: You know, I am actually the espada with the most potential.

Komamura: Uh

Aaroniero: When I consume things, I get their powers.

Komamura: Okay but

Aaroniero: I just learned something, though.

Aaroniero: Eating Ikea instructions does not grant me the power of Ikea assembly.

Aaroniero: Which seems, just, SO unfair.


Aaroniero: Oh sure. Blame me.

2. Nemu & Nel

Nemu: This looks like a job for me and my drill hand.

Nemu: Maybe you should just….what are you doing?

Nel: I’m trying to screw these screws into my thumb!

Nemu: Why?

Nel: Because Nel is a masso-kiss!

Nemu: Yeah I get that.

3. Yamamoto and Yammy

Yamamoto: I don’t think these pegs even fit into these holes.

Yamamoto: What is this human nonsense?

Yammy: Ha! You can’t get the pegs in, huh? Sounds like weakness!

Yammy: I’ll SMASH those pegs in with my FISTS!





Yamamoto: So now we have desk splinters.

Yammy: That’s what we were trying to make, right?

4. Matsumoto and Starrk

Starrk: Building desks isn’t really my thing. Let’s just forget it.

Matsumoto: Forget it? We can’t do that!

Matsumoto: What we CAN do is get super drunk until my captain comes in, sees what a mess we’ve made, and the builds the desk for us!

Starrk: That does sound better.

Matsumoto: I’ll get the sake!

5. Tosen and Grimmjow

Tosen: Paired with you? An espada who does not understand how to listen to instructions or do anything right? Ridiculous.

Grimmjow: Hey! I’m not exactly grinning with joy either!

Grimmjow: I hate you, I hate instructions, and I hate desks!

Tosen: You hate desks? I do not believe you’ve ever thought about desks long enough to form an opinion.




Grimmjow: If I help you build this stupid desk will you not tell anyone I said that?

Tosen: Just hand me the box.

6. Rukia and Halibel?

Rukia: Okay, so HOW do I put this peg in?

Halibel: You just push it through.

Rukia: ???

Halibel: Just poke it through.

Rukia: ???

Halibel: Like in this drawing here.

Rukia: ???

Halibel: Do you not understand?

Rukia: It’s like the goddamn juice box all over again.

Rukia (whispering): My old nemesis.

Halibel: …maybe you should just hand me things.

7. Byakuya and Ulquiorra

Ulquiorra: I will read you the instructions. You will assemble the desk.

Byakuya: No. I will read you the instructions. You will assemble the desk.

Ulquiorra: This is not a negotiation. It is an order.

Byakuya: My pride will not allow me to take orders from the likes of you.

Ulquiorra: Then I will force you to build this desk.

Byakuya: Someone at your power will not be able to force me to hammer even a single nail.

Ulquiorra: We will see.


8. Kyoraku and Zommari

Zommari: …are you napping, using the Ikea box as a pillow?

Kyoraku: Just absorbing the instructions via osmosis!

Zommari: That is not how anything works.

Kyoraku: Really? I thought a guy like you, who likes meditation, would be into this!

Zommari: I am not “into” building a desk with a shinigami, nor of being paired with one who is clearly too lazy to take this seriously.

Kyoraku: Hm. You’re kinda stern like Nanao, but not in any way as cute!


9. Kurotsuchi and Szayel

Szayel: Let’s toss out these instructions and use the ones I developed, which will create a PERFECT desk!

Kurotsuchi: Perfection is not the goal of a scientist.

Kurotsuchi: Let’s make a desk out of zombies just to see what happens.

Szayel: That’s disgusting. I love it.

Szayel: We will make the perfect zombie desk!

Kurotsuchi: I just can’t work with you.

10. Hisagi and Barragan

Barragan: I am the god of Hueco Mundo.

Barragan: Everything I touch turns to nothing.

Barragan: And I am way, way, way, way, way, way too good to be doing that.

Barragan: So have fun with my fracciones.

Ggio: Yo, if you mess this desk up, shinigami, which we are building in honor of His Majesty, I’ll KILL you!

Hisagi: Why must I always suffer

11. Soi Fon and Luppi

Luppi: Look at me build this desk with my eight arms! You can’t even catch up!

Luppi: I just wish I could build EIGHT desks rather than just ONE!

Soi Fon: You are doing literally everything wrong.

Luppi: LIES

12. Ikkaku and Nnoitra

Nnoitra: This desk is weak.

Nnoitra: You’re weak.

Nnoitra: I’m not doing this.

Ikkaku: Okay but consider this.

Ikkaku: Sake. Rock-paper-scissors. Loser has to do part of the desk. Winner gets to high ground to fight after loser has built part of the desk. Fight. Drink. Repeat.


Nnoitra: I think I just realized what love feels like.

Ikkaku: Yeah I have that effect on people.


New video after a brief hiatus :)

If you ever find yourself thinking about being a dog groomer just remember that one day you will be shaving a giant schnauzers paw pads and he I will kick your clippers and they will cut up your finger then later you will find a bunch of black hairs under the skin in the cut and you will have to use a pin to dig them out and it will hurt like mother fucked.

So just remember that.

There is something growling in my chest
a creature snarling with a fearless tongue
a beast that bares it’s teeth
like that was what it was born to do
it’s crawling from a well in which
I had no idea anything was buried
this animal is graceful
and powerful
and I think it’s eaten my heart
and doesn’t want to give it back
I’m not even sure I want
the muscle replaced where I thought it lived
instead of nestled between the ribs
of this new companion
slowly unearthing its self
there is nothing
this fresh being is incapable of
it’s built with claws
and teeth
and giant, warm, and gentle paws for softer things
it’s getting stronger everyday
I’ve begun to wonder
where I end and where this wild thing begins
or if there was ever any difference at all
—  A.O.A.M. || New Heart
best impulse purchases

industrial meat cleaver: $17

giant squeaky paw gloves: $20

big cylindrical body pillow the same color as my fursona: $11

Did I Mention I’m Sorry?

Originally posted by iwantcupcakes

Tony x Reader

Did I Mention I’m Sorry?

Prompt: hiya! can I request tony trying to make it up to you after you two fight? Kinda affectionate and slightly awkward, but still really sarcastic Tony. Thanks <3

Note: I read the prompt and immediately thought ‘Teddy Bear’, so here we go.

It had been three days since the argument. You hadn’t spoken to your incredibly arrogant, masterfully stubborn boyfriend in three whole days. Given that fact, you didn’t expect so much as a nod when you walked in the door of your shared beach home. However, you were immediately greeted by a ginormous teddy bear.

Upon closer inspection, you found a note tied to the bear’s giant paw. Furrowing your eyebrows together in confusion, you unfolded the note.


I guess I might have done something wrong, so here’s this.


“Might have,” you sighed in annoyance, a smirk tugging at your lip. “Might have.”

“Do you like it?” Tony asked, walking out from behind the staircase. “I know you like it.”

“I think you’re missing the point here, Tony.” You crossed your arms and turned to face him. He kissed you on the cheek, but you didn’t return the affection, still mad at him.

“What? Do you want chocolate? Roses?” he asked, pulling out his phone. “I can call someone and make it happen.”

“Tony,” You shook your head. “I don’t want anything else. I just want you to apologize. To really, truly apologize.”

“What? Did I mention I’m sorry?” he shrugged earnestly. You laughed.

“That’s a start,”

#163: Sleepy

Ashton: Baby deer eyes would droop as he wears this lazy grin, giant bear paws latching onto you with a weight you could barely take. He’d whisper in your ear, “Cuddle? Babe, sleep with me. Just put the laptop away for a few minutes.” And his husky voice would put you into a lullaby trance just like his eyes did.

Calum: Nuzzle. Nuzzling was the first and only sign you needed to know that Calum Hood was a tired new born puppy. His soft and messy hair would tickle against the skin on the nape of your neck as he probably (and most likely will) press a kiss to your collar bone and let out a small moan to affirm that he indeed, wanted to be in bed with you.

Luke: He’ll stare at his lap and play with his pinky ring as a way to distract and keep him awake, along with avoiding eye contact so you didn’t have to see his pouty tired face. He was embarrassed to be tired in front of you, because he always wanted to be awake and alert when he had the chance to spend time with his own girlfriend. When you ask if he’s sleepy, he’ll nod and rub his eyes with his soft hands and latch onto your waist, “I just want to sleep for a little bit baby, I promise I’ll be less tired tomorrow.”

Michael: The constant loud breaths that he exhales and nodding off every time he answers a question of yours is a big hint and number one answer to the fact that he’s sleepy, but he will immediately change into a young child wandering la-la land when it comes to being sleepy around you. He’ll compliment you more than he usually does and smell your hair, he’ll interlock his fingers with yours and try to get you alone, you were his human cuddle bug. It was always best when he was sleepy around the ones he loved.

Some of my favorite things

-When puppies have no control of their ears
-giant paws, tiny puppy
-when they curl up next to you and rest their head on your lap
-twitchy paws and snoots
-when they get over excited and offer you a trick before you give the command
-when you come home after a long day and they bring you their favorite toy
-when they wag their tail so hard their whole body moves
-zoomies in tall grass
-offering tricks over enthusiastically
-small dogs with big barks

I finally made an OC. Her name is “Shiikkuma.” 


A grim reaper in need of a job change, she aspires to be popular internet idol. Often posting selfies, she tries to look cute. yet her smile freezes awkwardly due to embarrassment. Her real name is unknown, but her internet handle is “Shiikkuma.” Please support her aspirations!

She usually wears either bear ears or some sort of bear hoodie. Her current sweater has no openings for her hands, instead, they are giant teddy bear paws.

Her scythe is in the form of a magical girl wand.

Extra Info:

Her hobbies include buying bear-themed goods and practicing her facial expressions in the mirror. She often takes selfies while on the job (Shii-chan why).