giant lizards for me

Big Geckos

Our party has a scout that’s secretly a drow; he keeps his face hidden under a hood and lived in the Underdark most of his life.

DM: …and you all end up at the White Dragon Inn.
Drow, IC: What’s a dragon?
[Cue laughter from whole group]
Me OOC: I’m gonna pull you aside and tell you what a dragon is.
Drow OOC: Ok?
Me: I tell you that it’s a really big lizard
Drow: Okay, I’m basically imagining a giant gecko.
Me: I’m gonna let you believe that’s what a dragon is.

anonymous asked:

Your Dippica kissing meme drawings made my day they were so beautiful! Is it possible you could draw Teen Pacifica and Dipper cuddling?

Sorry this took awhile and it’s only sort of snuggling but I honestly only seeing them do something like Pacifica sitting somewhere and Dipper just leaning into her and talking about whatever he’s thinking about. The nerd.

But thank you! That whole thing was fun and glad people liked them.

Superhero AUs #11

One-sided AUs

- ‘I did not wake up this morning expecting to referee a superhero grudge match’ AU

- ‘I’m really regretting asking how music could be an effective weapon because you’ve been playing Justin Bieber at ear-splitting volume for the last THREE DAYS’ AU

- ‘You think you’re badass because you’re a supervillain? I’ll bloody show you badass’ AU

- ‘I just kidnapped the sidekick of the world’s most powerful superhero and now I’m really regretting my life choices’ AU 

 - ‘I’m trying to extend my basement and I hit three evil lairs so far, is everyone in this cul-de-sac a supervillain?’ AU

- ‘So you can’t read minds…but you can read a phone’s search history with just a touch? Oh my god. Oh my god, just kill me now’ AU

- ‘Apparently I should stop giving supers dumb nicknames on my blog because the villains are getting really mad when they catch on in the mainstream media. But my blog is anonymous and I know our great hero, Captain Skidoo, in person, so frankly the Caped Crankpants, Plantosaurus Rex and old Copper Knickers can stuff it’ AU

- ‘Only a bad workman blames his giant firebreathing lizard’ AU

- 'Did you just propose to me? You’re my greatest nemesis!’ AU

- 'You have powers of TIME MANIPULATION and all you use them for is to freeze time so you can draw a dick on my face in the middle of this fight?!’ AU

Littlefoot the Dragon

Prompt: A one-shot where reader smuggles their pet into Mount Justice and accidentally scares the team with their pet and has to calm down both the team and their pet. by anon

“Wait, so you are telling me you brought me you brought your giant pet lizard to Mount Justice and lost it.” Wally said as he paced the room. This was not what he was expecting to hear when his best friend had pulled him aside to talk to him.

“Well, technically Littlefoot is a medium sized monitor lizard and I didn’t lose him. I just… don’t know what part of Mount Justice he is in.” Y/N explained. She had taken her pet out his enclosure so she could wash it and then the little guy had wandered off.

Wally was about to say something when they heard a bunch of screams. Wally quickly picked up Y/N and sped to the origin of the screaming. Littlefoot the lizard had found a home in the living room, basking in the heat from a nearby lamp.

“There you are!” Y/N cried out as she walked up to the reptile. She picked him up and cradled him close. “You really need to learn not to run off.” She turned to find the rest of her team looking at her with a mixture of shock and fear on their faces.

“This dragon belongs to you?” Wally asked incredulously. Even though she had said she owned a larger than what he would consider normal lizard, he still wasn’t expecting for it to be this big.

“He isn’t a dragon. He is a Savannah Monitor lizard, but yes, he is mine.” Y/N said. “His name is Littlefoot.”

“Y/N, there is not a part of that lizard that is ‘little’.” Robin said.

“When I first got him, he was tiny. And I love the Land Before Time movies.” Y/N said as she moved towards the door. The team watched as her and Littlefoot made their way back to the room that housed his enclosure.

“I’m still calling it a dragon.” Wally muttered.

anonymous asked:

"Steven. What the hell. You didn't tell me there were giant lizards. I feel betrayed"

“I think that’s for the best. They’re not fans of space rocks.”

ARE WE DOING CALL OUT POSTS?! I WANNA DO THAT!

CALL OUT TO @seaboundsongstress, @oursavior-ourlord, @magicaedivinae! YOU LOT ARE REALLY COOL AND AWESOME! BEST WRITING, BEST CHARACTER DESIGN (From a story stand point), AND JUST SUPER FUN TO INTERACT WITH. YOU LOT, YOU LOT ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD GO FOLLOW THEM IF THEY’RE NOT ALREADY BECAUSE THEY’RE AMAZE. SIMPLY, AMAZE, FRIENDOS.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 : Sentence Starters
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "It's filthy."
  • "I was cleaning the chimney."
  • "I'm coming with you."
  • "We have no chimney."
  • "I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system."
  • "_______, you're not coming with me."
  • "Sorry. I love you. Don't hate me."
  • "You need me!"
  • "I do some web designs."
  • "It's been 10 years."
  • "Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything."
  • "No, I do the laundry."
  • "I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear."
  • "No one washes a flag."
  • "Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no."
  • "All right, laundry sheriff."
  • "Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine."
  • "I will be like a god to them."
  • "A god named Sparkles?"
  • "Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?"
  • "You want me to come down there so you can kill me?"
  • "On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!"
  • "No, (s)he's doing... whatever it is (s)he does."
  • "You wanted to be the hero."
  • "And now you gotta pay the price!"
  • "You wanna know how powerful I am?"
  • "I'm gonna kill the light."
  • "Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most."
  • "I like to think _______ gives people hope."
  • "But I love _______ more."
  • "I thought we were already friends."
  • "Then let's go catch a spider."
  • "You're gonna wanna see this."
  • "I had a friend once. It didn't work out."
  • "_______ had you under surveillance."
  • "Isn't that the question of the day?"
  • "There really is no place like home."
  • "Not everyone has a happy ending."
  • "YOU LIED TO ME!"
  • "I'm trying to help you!"
  • "Let ME help you!"
  • "That must be a good feeling."
  • "These look pretty important, _______."
  • "Hey, you're not a nobody."
  • "We have plans for you, _______."
  • "I made a choice; this is my path."
  • "We LITERALLY can change the world!"
  • "Nothing is what I thought it was."
  • "I just wanted everybody to see me."
  • "I should kill you."
  • "I'm gonna get you out of here, alright."
  • "I'm not the one you want."
  • "I want to make you a deal."
  • "You want _______ and I can give him/her to you."
  • "You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!"
  • "You don't give people hope."
  • "I'm gonna take away yours."
  • "_______ what did you do?"
  • "What you made me do."
  • "Did you get my message?"
  • "I'll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you." Because I love you."
  • "They got, uh, Jack the Ripper."
  • "What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?"
  • "This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen."
  • "I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places."
  • "You're wrong about us being on different paths."
  • "It's like seeing a ghost."
  • "Now there's nothing to distract from your unibrow."
  • "You still blow-dry your hair every morning?"
  • "I didn't get love vibes."
  • "That's actually kind of what it's like to love you."
  • "How the tables have turned."
  • "How dare you come back in here?"
  • "You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freak(s)!"
  • "Oh, God, sorry. That's just not the answer we were looking for."
  • "Right as rain."
  • "Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish."
  • "You're throwing his/her stuff away?"
  • "You mean people are pissed off because (s)he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards."
  • "Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar."
  • "If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage."
  • "Yeah, I don't do complicated."
  • "Everything's always complicated with _______."
  • "I thought you two had broken up."
  • "I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse."
  • "People will say I am a monster for what I've done. And maybe they're right."
  • "You are experimenting on people in there."
  • "You are not going to bury me, too."
  • "The difference is, no one is going to miss you."
  • "Dude. Nice arm."
  • "It's just all in the wrist, buddy."
  • "Speaking of progress, you're looking better."
  • "It comes and goes."
  • "I hate this song!"
  • "You have such potential, _______."
  • "Such fierce intelligence, and you're throwing it all away."
  • "On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did."
  • "I don't expect forgiveness from you anymore."
  • "Maybe you can succeed where I failed."
  • "I never told you that it's genetic. Our disease."
  • "It's my birthday."
  • "Now it's time for me to light my candles."
  • "I'm so naked in here."
  • "It's not my fault."
the signs as bad teen wolf plot lines

aries: idk just fucking send jackson to london??? without a real explanation… no one will ask questions?

taurus: listen listen listen- an alpha pack. a pack of alphas. they won’t really do much and their reason for being here will be kind of unclear. but. how fucking badass man. make two of them fist each other and become A BIG ALPHA.

gemini: let’s go look for half a dead body in the woods, y’know. like normal teenagers.

cancer: derek hale gets seduced by his love interest and ultimately she is a bad guy- again. no one will see it coming.

leo: malia

virgo: heart of darkness. they all have these crazy things to overcome! like bad hallucinations. but it’ll only last like an ep or two at most. 

libra: let’s kill allison

scorpio: no but hear me out, what about a giant lizard man??

sagittarius: we’re not gonna explain how kate gets the beserkers around with her because how the fuck would one of those things legally get across the boarder

capricorn: bRO, BRO, NINJAS! but mythological. but dude ninjas. like with ninja swords. killin people in hospitals. but maybe they’re actually bugs. like from the fuckin’ power tree. ninja bugs. can’t fuckin’ kill ninja bugs. 

aquarius: dudes let’s go to mexico

pisces: no, no, really, bring peter hale back from the dead. he’s a totally useful character that we’ll probably do something with

The Curse

Summary: Loki attempts to perform trickery and it doesn’t exactly go the way he plans to.

Characters: Natasha x Reader, Loki Laufeyson, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Bucky Barnes, Wanda x Vision, Sam Wilson, Clint Barton (Mentioned: Natasha Romanoff)

Word Count: 1,286

Warnings: Dragons, R00dness.

Author’s Note: So I showed my friend Meet the Family and then took her to @avengerschatroom, and she kind of fell in love, so she chose the plot and I did  literally everything else. I hate her.

Author’s Love: So I got quite a few people saying that The Mission properly described what it felt like to be overweight and to struggle with body issues, and that really means a lot to me. Not saying I think I’m perfect, but I’m one of those who isn’t really focused on that, so I really had to step into another’s shoes. Also, I love Steve Rogers. Just throwing that out there.

Originally posted by allreactions

Y/N has created a chat.
Y/N has invited Tony, Loki, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Bruce, Vision, Wanda, Peter, and Thor.

Y/N: LOKI LAUFEYSON

Loki: You called?

Y/N: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SWEET SPIDER BABY

Loki: What are you talking about?

Tony: SHE’S RUINED EVERYTHING

Tony: MY TOYS ARE ALL DESTROYED

Loki: I didn’t do any-wait

Y/N: CONFESS YOUR SINS YOU UNHOLY ICE CUBE

Loki: Promise you won’t get mad.

Sam: WE’RE ALL MAD

Loki: …

Clint: THERE IS A LINE OF PEOPLE WAITING TO STRANGLE YOU

Loki: This is not the first time this has happened.

Sam: NATASHA HAS WREAKED HAVOC ON THE ENTIRE BUILDING AND WE ALL BLAME YOU NOW FESS

Loki: In my defense, it was meant for Y/N.

Y/N: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO EXPECT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS THAT YOU LOVE WITH YOUR HEART AND SOUL AND INSTEAD WAKE UP TO AN ANIMAL

Tony: Actually, funny story.

Steve: Stark, we don’t have time for this!

Loki: By all means Stark, please continue.

Tony: Ok, so I was at Budapest.

Y/N: TONY DON’T LET HIM DISTRACT YOU

Peter: ASLKFJHASIRHIALFGKJH

Peter: IS THAT A DRAGON

Y/N: LOKI EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Loki: Alright, alright! I meant to turn Y/N into a dog, but I accidentally hit Lady Widow instead.

Peter: DRAGON

Loki: Right…about that…

Thor: Brother have you been smuggling mystical creatures across the bifrost again?

Loki: hehe

Wanda: Loki, if you don’t hurry up Bruce is going to Hulk out.

Loki: What if I told you

Steve: Stop stalling!

Loki: That the spell didn’t not work as planned

Peter: Wait a second

Loki: And perhaps Natasha is now a dragon.

Thor: BROTHER WE TALKED ABOUT PERFORMING MAGIC OUTSIDE ASGARD

Loki: Well it was only meant to be a small joke!

Thor: You know magic works differently here!

Loki: Well-yes, but still, there was a chance that it worked and Y/N would have become a dog.

Y/N: FIX MY SPIDER BABY RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOU FAILED WiZARD ABORTION

Wanda: How can one be so terrible at magic? Why would you think it’s okay to do that to anyone anyway!

Loki: jokes guys jokes

Peter: D R A G O N

Tony: Look what you’ve done to MY spider baby!

Clint: You’ve ruined all the spider babies!

Loki: So about fixing it

Loki: It is not so simple.

Vision: I’m not fully certain, but I’m fairly sure that dragons are not native to this realm.

Wanda: Read the chat, it’ll catch you up.

Bruce: You guys, I’m not sure that a giant fire-breathing lizard is the best way to keep me sane.

Bruce: It’s getting really close to me.

Wanda: Get out of there quickly!

Bruce: Oh no I think I ADADLFKJHADLFJHNDASKJNA

Tony: Where does the pain and destruction end.

Loki: I’m sorry!

Y/N: TELL ME HOW TO FIX MY GIRLFRIEND

Bucky: Holy shit Sam that dragon is more attractive than you.

Sam: Not the time dude.

Loki: The curse can only be broken by true love’s kiss.

Y/N: Don’t. Fuck. With. Me.

Loki: Okay, I’m kidding. You have to feed the dragon moon stone.

Y/N: Escume

Thor: But moon stone is only found in Asgard.

Loki: Better hurry then.

Sam: You know what.

Sam: Loki should be in charge of looking after the dragon while we’re waiting for the moon stone.

Loki: Sam, you’re a very funny man.

Tony: No, I think that’s a great idea. It’d teach the guy some responsibility.

Loki: My friends, I meant no harm.

Clint: Why don’t you just do your friends a favor?

Loki: This is not a very funny joke.

Tony: Alright, let’s go buddy.

Loki: HEY WAIT

Tony has gone offline.

Loki has gone offline.

Clint has gone offline.

Y/N: Thor, let’s go right now! I can’t bear to see my sweetheart like this any longer.

Thor: Agreed! Off we go then, Lady Y/N!

Thor has gone offline.

Y/N has gone offline.

Vision: Hey Wanda, can you come help me with…the thing?

Wanda:…oh yes!…the thing…

Vision has gone offline.

Wanda has gone offline.

Sam: Oooh, I see a romance brewing.

Bucky: At least they have a romance.

Sam: Really dude, why are you always jabbing at me.

Bucky: Because your butt blocks everything else.

Steve: Bucky, can’t you play nice?

Bucky: No.

Steve: You’re so difficult!

Bucky: I know.

Sam: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE MAD AT ME. YOU’VE TRIED TO KILL ME ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.

Steve: Both of you! Talk this out in real life or I’ll ground you!

Bucky: ugh

Sam: Fine mom.

Bucky has gone offline.

Sam has gone offline.

Steve has gone offline.


Y/N has created a chat.

Y/N has added Tony, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Bruce, Vision, Wanda, Peter, and Thor.

Y/N: Thanks for taking me to Asgard, Thor.

Thor: Think nothing of it, my lady.

Clint: How’s Nat doing?

Y/N: She’s better. The effects of the curse or the moon stone or whatever gave her a cold for some reason…magic is so weird. But my little spider baby is curled up on the bed and cuddling me so I know she’s okay.

Steve: That’s good.

Tony: Can we please focus on the fact that HALF OF MY THINGS ARE MELTED

Y/N: She didn’t know what she was doing! Lay off my angel!

Wanda: You guys are so cute!

Y/N: Love does that to you.

Clint: So cute my heart is bleeding.

Sam: You should probably get that checked out.

Peter: So technically, Loki could turn ME into a dragon on any given day?

Bruce: Not necessarily. We locked him back up into a containment cell. He won’t be up to mischief for a while.

Peter: And I’ll never have to look at a dragon again?

Tony: No son, I promise you’ll never have to suffer that again.

Peter: Thanks dad.

Peter: Did I just call you dad?

Tony: YES!

Vision: How wonderful for you, sir.

Tony: My son and I are going to go celebrate!

Peter: Sweet!

Tony has gone offline.

Peter has gone offline.

Sam: So, Wanda.

Wanda: So, Wanda…

Sam: You and Vision huh? Are you guys finally an item.

Wanda: WHO TOLD YOU THAT DO NOT BELIEVE THEM THAT IS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK

Wanda has gone offline.

Vision: Wanda wait!

Vision has gone oflfine.

Bucky: I really think Tony is rubbing off on Wanda too much.

Steve: Give the kid a break. She’s allowed to be in love.

Clint: Wow. I’d never expect you of all people to support their relationship.

Steve: Yeah, well I’ve been in love before.

Sam: Aww Stevie YOU’RE SUCH A SAP

Bucky: Somebody better get the pancakes because it’s getting all over the floor!

Sam: Everyone watch your step or else your feet’ll get stuck!

Steve: Hey, you guys are talking around each other and not trying to slit each other’s throats!

Bucky has gone offline.

Sam has gone offline.

Steve: Come on!

Clint: Hey, they’re getting there.

Thor: Yes, the two are slowing forging their path to friendship.

Bruce: Sorry, this is getting boring.

Bruce has gone offline.

Clint: R00D

Steve: Clint those aren’t

Clint: I know Steve. I know.

Thor: Why don’t we celebrate Lady Widow’s good fortune!

Clint: Because the last we went celebrating with you, Steve got drunk.

Clint: That’s not a thing.

Thor: I told him Asgardian mead was strong!

Steve: I almost twerked…

Thor: I must agree with you there.

Clint: But still, pizza?

Thor: I don’t see why not.

Thor has gone offline.

Clint has gone offline.

Steve: I know this great place from the 40′s!

Steve: …it is bad that this gives me a sense of abandonment,

Steve has gone offline.


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Ngl tho, the courtship rituals would probably be scary as hell if they were for a human, like “WHy is this giant bird lizard hopping around me while offering me colorful objects???”

You gotta really brush up on “signs that mean the dragon likes me” and “signs that mean I’m about to be eaten and should probably attempt to make peace with whatever deity might be overseeing my afterlife”

q00pz  asked:

I hope you'll feel better soon! I'm not 100% sure what happened but whatever happens just remember we'll be here if you need anyone! <3 we all love ya

THANK YOU FRIENDO!!! The sadness is back to being a low enough level to keep it internal anyways heh. I’m feeling a whole lot better now ESPECIALLY SINCE I FOUND OUT MY LIZARD CUTIE FRIEND SENT ME MY GIANT BUN PLUSH IN THE MAIL WOOOO ps I love you guys more

7

“What are you doing here?” you asked Klaus who was sitting in your living room drinking Bourbon. “(y/n), who’s this?” Stiles asked walking in with the rest of the mccall pack. “No one important.” you said walking up to your dad and taking the glass out of his hand. “Of course not, I’m only your father, very convincing accent by the way, almost can’t even tell you’re English.” He said flashing forward and taking his drink back. 

“What the hell was that?!” Stiles jumped back, Scott looked at Klaus wide eyed. “He’s a hybrid, nothing to get too impressed about he’s leaving.” You said speeding forward and throwing the drink into the fireplace. 

“That’s disrespectful.” He said sighing. “You can do it too!?” Stiles said. “You’ve been holding back during our runs.” Isaac said and you smiled. “Hybrid, what kind of hybrid?” Lydia asked. “wolf and vampire.” you said trying to get out of the conversation as quick as possible. “Oh, one moment.” She said walking into another room and screaming briefly before joining you back in the living room. 

“Wait vampires are real?” Stiles asked. “Of course they are, don’t be so think headed.” Klaus said pouring himself another drink. “Seriously dude, you hang around, wolves, hunters, a banshee, and the occasional druid-”

“And yet you doubt the existence of vampires?” Klaus finished for you.

“So how old are you?” Scott asked. “Same age as you, jeeze, relax, I’m not some ancient freak passing on for a high school student.” You said somewhat offended. 

“Right, okay cool.” Isaac said sitting down. “Really?” you asked, he shrugged “A giant lizard killed my dad and you want me to be freaked out by a hybrid? I got used to weird a while ago.” Isaac said. 

“Giant lizard?” Klaus asked. “Kanima.” you explained. “Oh, those are a ball of fun.” He said sarcastically before taking another sip. “Order some Mexican, I’m starving.” Isaac told Allison who still stood there following your dads every move. 

“Yo legs, your dad’s a hunter who could kill me, don’t judge mine for being one of the first vampires.” You said defensively. “See, I knew you cared.” Klaus said teasingly. 

“Just go back to Mystic Falls.” You said pushing him away. “You’ve been checking in on me.” He said smugly. you mentally cursed yourself for being so stupid. “Very well, I’ll go just wanted to check in on my favorite daughter.” He said before flashing out the door, taking his bottle of Bourbon with him. 

“Good riddance.” You said sitting next to Isaac. “Yo, legs, Mexican?” You asked raising an eyebrow. Just like that everything went back to normal because when you’re in a group with a banshee, two werewolves, a human and a hybrid apparently it doesn’t really impact anyone when an Original comes to town.

REQUESTED BY ANON

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My newest life bird, the beautiful anhinga! I can’t believe it, but after reading about the Everglades for years I have finally visited! We walked the amazing Aninga Trail and saw gallinules, herons, egrets, storks, cormorants, ibises, anhingas, turtles, lizards, and of course, alligators. Or were they crocodiles? I may be able to tell birds apart, but those giant lizards still baffle me. More photos to come!

aquatherock  asked:

📱 smoke

Contact name: ❤❤SMOKE❤❤
Picture: *mod needs to draw it*
Ringtone: The backround music from jaspers fight.

recent convo (before smoke had hands)
Smoke: Hey babe
Me: How are you texting me without hands?
Smoke: Plot convenience.
Me: But can you do handjobs?
Smoke: Babe Im a giant lizard
Me: Im kidding
Smoke: suuuure XD

What The Signs Do When They Are Crushing
  • Aries: Running up to you and screaming "Football" while wearing a hockey jersey and holding a baseball.
  • Taurus: Laughing at literally everything you say
  • Gemini: Making up weird impossible stories about themselves to make you like them. ("So, this fucking giant lizard came up to me and I wrestled it." "Like, an alligator?" "No, like a baby dino.")
  • Cancer: Epic feels sessions and telling you what they want later in life.
  • Leo: Opens one of life's doors for you, that they could of walked through themselves.
  • Virgo: People Watch and 'accidentally' say "Us" about a couple.
  • Libra: Blushes 24/7 around you. Also, all of their friends know everything about you. Screenshots all of their phones. The whole thing.
  • Scorpio: Takes you cool places and tells you stories and probs smokes with you.
  • Sagittarius: They text you and only you.
  • Capricorn: They take you to the movies a lot. Like once or twice or 90 times a month. AND they pay for your ticket. They also get really dressed up when they know you're gonna be around.
  • Aquarius: Lowkey ignores you until you talk to them and then everything spills out of their month and its an onslaught of strange immediate trust and weird opening up. They don't stop crushing until its fulfilled, and even then it may persist. Worst crushers ever. (well, theyre good at the crushing part).
  • Pisces: You know. The kid that gets flustered and cant talk and blushes a lot and is lowkey protective over you but doesnt really do anything just makes sure nothing actually happens.
  • Steve: So I say to Dragonfinder-
  • Me: Wait, who's Dragonfinder?
  • Steve: The slave the pirates loaned us to help us find that lizard.
  • Me: And his name was Dragonfinder?
  • Steve: He didn't have a name, so I gave him one. He's here to help us find a giant lizard, so.
  • Me: You are not allowed to have kids.
  • Steve: What? Why not?
  • Me: Dragonfinder isn't so bad, but what if we had been sent to find toad slime? Would you have named him Slimefinder? Toad Detector?