I was at a public pool and I teamed up with a guy named Tex, who wore a giant cowboy hat even when swimming, and a fish-man named Fishman, to form a wall to block perverts from looking into the women’s change room. We did this by holding hands and foot sweeping any man who came too close and/or had shifty eyes.
you were a giant fish man, i was the cool smart hot old man you had against a wall. you were either gonna break my face or make out with me but i never got to find out because my shitty grandson scared you off with an ugly gun.
(el-gar’s face is completely out of my control and it vexes me)
Just to say that some fishs can change their gender when in needs. Ok, our sharks can’t do that (there is an asexual way to make children for one of the species, tho), but it’s a world with sexy fish-man, talking giant birds and big monsters so exact science can go masturbate.
That means Prince Sidon and Link can actually get married together without succession problems and CUTE LITTLE BABIES HALF-ZORA HALF-HYLIAN, DO YOU SEE WHAT ‘M TALKING ABOUT ?
Marvel Legacy titles were just announced this week, so I can finally share this bananas Gwenpool #homage cover with you guys. Riffing on a classic Jack Kirby Fantastic Four cover, your eyes do not deceive you: that is actually Gwenpool with a giant pink bazooka slapping Doctor Doom/ Infamous Iron Man with a fish. As you do.
ok but imagine a reverse!Au where link is the giant one instead of Sidon. Cute tiny Sidon
UM. YES PLEASE.
That would be adorable good gravy.
Imagine Sidon still being a Prince, and in total awe of this giant fish man who has come to save his people from disaster. So like if everything was basically the same except Link is a Zora and the Zoras are all Hylians.
So imagine Zora Link risking his ass against electric enemies like an idiot and still managing to come out on top. Imagine the elders not liking that some Zora has come to save them, and they resent that Link would be naturally stronger than them. They’d see Link’s help as him pitying the weak little Hylians, and less of him just genuinely wanting to help them.
IMAGINE SIDON RIDING ON LINK. Link can’t fight and shoot at the same time so imagine him getting Sidon to shoot the ice away as he gets closer so he could swim up the water spouts to shoot Vah Ruta. Or Sidon getting to shoot Vah Ruta, as before his people couldn’t get close enough.
YOO. Imagine Link giving Sidon Zora armor, and Sidon having absolutely no idea what it means. He’d totally accept the gift and Link would have to clarify what it means and Sidon would be so happy because he loves his giant fish boyfriend.
Im up late and I fell in love with this fishy dude from Breath of the Wild. I dont have the game and dont know shit about Sidon here besides I want him to hug me and pick me up in his giant fish man arms cus AHHHHHHHHH fish bae.
For the ficlets A first anniversary date between a girl and a huge and rather handsome sea monster please
Normally, the sound of the waves hitting the cliff rocks, and the smell of the sea breeze would calm your nerves. Now, they just reminded you of how nervous you can really get.
It wasn’t as if this was a first date, after all- you had been dating for at least a year now. A full year- this was your anniversary, and your boyfriend had wanted to spend it together, by the sea. Not that he could really go anywhere else, you’d imagine- being a sea monster tends to have those restrictions.
As you made your way down to the rocky shore, already seeing his head pop out of the water, and swim to meet you, you can’t help but find your nerves easing. He was always so kind, and he seemed to melt your worries away- which wasn’t easy, you’d come to find out.
You waded into the water until you were about hip deep in it, and waited for him to catch up. When he popped up, you greeted him with a kiss- which got a chitter out of him. Even if he was twice your height, and had to lean over for you to kiss him, it was always worth it to see how happy he got.
“Hello dear,” You start, shifting your weight a tad. You still weren’t quite used to the sea’s pull yet. “How’ve you been lately?” You ask- it was always hard to come to the beach every day, so you two often went a while without seeing each other.
“Oh- things have been good. Those fishermen finally left.” He said, starting to swim to the usual rock you two sit on to eat. “And that means the fish have been coming back, so hunting is going pretty well,”
“Oh- that’s fantastic, dear- and here I had brought you some canned tuna to make up for that.” You tease, hoisting yourself up on the rock, and sitting next to him.
“Now, I won’t turn that down, if you’re offering,” He joked, taking your hand in his- or, rather, your arm in his hand. It had taken him a while to get this close to you, for fear of accidentally crushing you, and you think it was well worth the wait, if you can be this close to him.
“Of course you won’t,” You say, rolling your eyes as you get out the lunch you had packed for your date. It wasn’t anything special- especially considering the date, but you like to think it’s just the time spent together that makes this special.
Of course, if he could wait long enough for you to get out the food, you think it’d be a lot more special and enjoyable- it’s hard to get food out when a giant fish man is trying to ‘help’ you.
This big creep was starting to invade my personal space, as I was checking the inside of my supply chest. Sure, I get that he was curious, but have you ever had someone reading over your shoulder? Stressful, right? Well, picture that, except that reader is a giant head in the dark, with green, glowing shark teeth and piercing eyes. Totally not creepy.
I tried to move away, but for each step i made, he only had to lean forward a little to follow… God, I could even feel his breath chilling me. What was I going to do?
I had a flashlight, but I didn’t want to startle the beast with a sudden light! It’s already a miracle that he hasn’t killed me yet…
Then i had a fishing rod…. I could use that on him, if I wanted to die.
And my radio… Well, at least I knew he was okay with my vocie, and I heard him hum. Maybe music would be a good idea, to break this unbarable silence.
I checked the music tape, “Guilty Pleasures”….This will have to do. I pressed play and turned up the volume.
The instrumental started casually, and the big monster threw his head back in surprise (finally away from my personal space!!), and just stared at the radio with wide eyes. But then the song’s vocals started.
“I want to break FREE!”
“Ohh!?” The monster exclaimed, making my ears hiss a little at the booming voice, and he leaned over to me again- this time even closer than before! I had to stumble backward to avoid getting his jaw in my face! He was just doing his best to get his ear close to the radio, and ignoring me!
“I want to BREAAK free!”
He smiled widely- I could see that, I had his mouth RIGHT in front of my eyes. And I didn’t enjoy that smile. Sweeping his large fish tail left and right at the music.
He was about to sing, I just knew it. But I was not going to endure more of his deafening voice! Especially when his mouth was so close to my ears!
I grabbed the radio, stepped away with it and turned it off.
His smile slowly disappeared, his tail settled down, and after emitting a groan of confusion, he glared at me, then at the radio.
Well, I was paralyzed now, my hands clutched onto the radio. Maybe i made a poor decision.
One of his hands started to move towards me, I made a poor, confused attempt to step back, but he closed his index and thumb onto my right arm, and started pulling me towards him. I didn’t try to fight back, because I knew he could break my arm if he wanted to.
Only when he started to pull me up, I decided this was too much.
“N-NO! Let me GO!” I yelled loud enough to startle him and make him lose his grip. Then we both just… froze there. Looking at each other with a startled expression.
“…Y-you want music? Huh?” I stuttered after a moment, agitating the radio. “Muusic?”
The way his eyes widened and locked onto the device meant “yes” to me.
“If you want music… You’re gonna have to take ME…” I continued, pointing at my chest. “…OUT!” Then pointed at the celing
He raised a brow, following the directions I pointed with his eyes, then mumbled something in his own language, almost with a concerned expression.
While he was figuring out what I was talking about, I rushed to my supply chest to pack everything up. Maybe I had a chance to leave! I then turned to him and repeated everything, trying to be as clear as possible.
“YOU, take ME, OUT. And I’ll turn the MUSIC on! Heck, I’ll give you the darn radio! Just, take ME… OUT!” I kept yelling, pointing at the respective things.
He was giving me a pretty complex look. First, he looked surprised, then concerned and sad. I was trying to figure out what was making him like that, but then the unthinkable happened. He opened his hand and held it before me. That huge, glowing fish hand. It was just so weird, so surreal. The hand of a giant fish-man, inviting me to climb in.
This made me realize how crazy the things happening to me were.
I got captured by a giant glowing monster from the depths, and now I got him to obey me for music. Absolutely crazy.
I held onto my trusty waterproof supply chest, put a foot down on a scally finger, and I saw his other hand approach me, to take my hand with two fingers and help me climb in.
The good manners surprised me so much, I let out a “Thank you?” and I saw him smile.
Once i was set in, he backed up into the deep water, stared at me, and inhaled deeply. I knew he was telling me to take a deep breath, it was probably going to be a long dive…
So…I was not expecting to write a part 2 to this, but I had a lot of people send private messages and asks wanting a part 2, so here it is.
Y/n sat in the stands of the arena next to a few of her friends as they waited for the 4x100 medley to go underway, the butterflies in her stomach running wild.
“You look like you’re about to cry,” her roommate teased, hair still wet from her event that just finished a half hour ago.
“I just might,” she said back as they started to announce the teams for the medley. She had been avoiding Nathan since that morning, highly embarrassed for how she acted, using her run as an excuse to bolt that morning. Getting attached was something she wasn’t fond of doing, and in the span of a week, this boy already had her eating out of the palm of his hand. She watched as the announcer introduced team USA, the team of four that included Michael Phelps, Cody Miller, Ryan Murphy, and Nathan walking out of the arch with each other heading to their designated lane, y/n biting down on her finger, her eyes raking up his body once again.
“Are you alright?” Catherine questioned as Nathan turned making eye contact with her, a bright smile beaming on his face. She bit her lip smiling back at him, completely ignoring Catherine who caught the two looking at each other. “Y/n y/l/n, I can’t believe it.”
“What can’t you believe?” Aly Raisman asked sitting next to Catherine, a water in hand as she watched the first swimmer step onto the block.
“Y/n’s falling for a guy.”
“Seriously?” Aly questioned as y/n rolled her eyes, her eyes not leaving Nathan as the race started, the boy shifting his weight from side to side as he shook his limbs trying to stay warm and relaxed. “Who is it?”
“The giant sexy ass fish over there,” Catherine pointed to the six foot six man whose focus, now, was solely on the race. “I need an explanation.”
“Can we talk about this after the race, please?” she begged, the next swimmer diving into the water as Michael took his place on the block. She always got so into sporting events, whether it be football, swimming, or even golf. Just watching the competition was enough to fuel her up. The other two girls quickly shut up, turning their heads to the pool, watching the men from their country swim as if their lives depended on it.
“Can you at least spill if he’s good in bed? He looks like he would be,” Catherine asked causing y/n’s face to heat up as she turned to the girl next to her.
“Catherine!” she whined loudly as the girl laughed shrugging.
“What? I’m curious, and that boy looks like he’d dominate, and not just in the pool, if you know what I mean,” she added, wiggling her eyebrows as y/n rolled her eyes catching it just in time to see Michael dive in. “Are you going to answer my question or not?”
“I haven’t had sex with the guy, alright?” she mumbled, eyes fixated on the figure swimming in the water, clearly ahead of the other swimmers as he reached the other end, ready to turn and swim back.
“I’m sorry…so you’re emotionally attached and haven’t slept with him? Who are you and what have you done with y/n, the girl that doesn’t do commitment?” she didn’t respond, Nathan taking his place on the block as he swung his arms, body flexing with each movement as he got ready to dive into the water once Michael reached his end of the pool.
“Maybe she’s finally come to her senses that she wants a relationship and to not just sleep with guys,” Aly said to Catherine trying to stick up from her friend, but she was equally as shocked as Catherine. Y/n was always the one talking about how she couldn’t deal with the thought of giving her entire being to someone else, especially when they could just walk all over her. She was scared.
Nathan dove into the pool quickly trying to gain as much distance from the other teams as he could with his mind on one thing, and that was to win the heat. The adrenaline coursing through his veins was a buildup of his team’s hype, as well as the girl he caught in the stands staring at him, a smile on her face. He tried not to think about how she left him this morning, but the emotion in her eyes told him that she wasn’t telling the complete truth this morning. He surfaced, quickly starting his freestyle swim pushing the thought out of his mind for the next twenty seconds. The three girls had their eyes fixated on him as he swam back to his team, ahead of everyone, touching the wall locking in his time.
“Fuck yes,” y/n cheered, Catherine watching her with a sly glance as Aly cheered with her friend, the team making it to the semis that would be held the next day.
“Alright, when did all of this happen? We’ve only been here for a week?” Catherine asked bringing them out of their euphoria, y/n sighing knowing this wasn’t going to be avoided.
“The day I stole your clothes and hid them in Aly’s room for locking me out of the room a few days before,” y/n explained, not quite getting into the story because it wasn’t quite Catherine’s business.
“I’m just surprised you haven’t slept with him. That was one thing I was not expecting to fall from your mouth.” She rolled her eyes, standing up from her seat in the stands ready to head back to the hotel, Catherine’s questions becoming annoying as she slipped down the stairs to the lobby of the arena, trying to find her way out, but hopelessly getting lost. She sighed clearly frustrated, resting her hands on her hips looking from left to right.
“Hey, Stranger,” she heard from behind seeing Nathan’s face beaming with a bright smile. “Well, someone just looks very sassy right now.”
“Well, I feel sassy. I don’t know how to get out of here,” she said back as he laughed, his hair still dripping from the water he had collected. “Shouldn’t you be doing some press thing right about now?”
“I don’t really like talking with the press. Besides, why would I do that when there’s a girl right here that’s clearly in need of assistance.”
“Fair enough. Lead the way.” He grabbed at her hand, pulling her behind him as they left the arena and started the trek to the hotel, the warm air around them and cool breeze of the sea making the late afternoon more than tolerable. “You did great tonight.”
“Thank you. I’m glad you came. I was worried you wouldn’t,” he said back shrugging causing her to knit her eyebrows together in. He seemed to have caught on squeezing her hand lightly. “You looked nervous when you ran out of the room this morning.”
“It’s nothing important,” she responded, Nathan stopping her from walking any further.
“It is important, though. I don’t ever want to make you feel uncomfortable.” The look on his face was so serious, her stomach was doing flips just thinking about it. “I want you to be able to trust me.” She sighed, pulling her hand out of his, crossing them over her chest.
“I’m afraid of commitment. I’m worried that once I give my all to someone, they’ll walk all over me and leave me behind…I’ve never done this whole…affection thing. Waking up this morning with you, having done nothing last night but just talk and watch a movie and be with each other, that scared me. But I just can’t get myself to treat you like every other guy.” She huffed when she finally finished, letting her hands fall to her side.
“How do you usually treat guys?” he questioned, her gaze never coming back to meet his.
“Sleep and run. It’s easier that way.”
“Who hurt you so bad that you feel this way?” he questioned, tilting her head up to gaze at him. She didn’t know why, after only a week of knowing this man, she felt she could trust him more than most people she’s known her entire life.
“My dad,” she mumbled, relaxing into the feeling of how his thumb feels grazing over the skin on her cheek. “I don’t want to give my all to someone just to have them walk all over me and never show me the same love.” Nathan looked down to the ground, eyes flicking back to hers after a brief moment, the warm smile she loved having yet to make an appearance back on his lips. “You terrify me.”
“I’m not going to hurt you,” he said back, the power in his voice giving her enough to believe the words coming from his mouth. His face leaned in towards hers resting his forehead against her own as she closed her eyes letting out a shaky breath. “Do you trust me?”
“I trust you,” she let out before he closed the gap between the two of them in a needy, yet passionate kiss, her hand sliding up to tangle in his wet locks as his free hand rested on her waist, squeezing slightly in reassurance as she swept her tongue along his bottom lip, only to be denied of it, having him bite on her own lip as he pulled back from her.
lmao tonight was our next to last session for our current D&D campaign (over a year in the making!) and we were facing what was basically Sepiks Prime from Destiny except without the teleporting and we were just kicking ass out of it and the two stone elementals it summoned. The elementals got annihilated and we sent the orb-boss through literal hell and when he came back he was like, “HA! I summon my champion, thank you for bringing him to me!”
It was Marshall, a fish-man giant that our Warlock has cut the dick off TWICE (he cut it off, Marshall died, was reborn, and he cut it off again) and who was a raging Barbarian fish-man who we’ve only pissed off through our entire campaign. He lifts up the giant orb-boss with his massive strength to help the orb attack, and our Wizard fucking-
Our wizard (dual class fighter so he could action surge) used invulnerably, prepared a delayed fireball while the orb was going through hell, used time stop, and then rolled a crit 20 on a disintegrate spell to do 253 damage to them both and DESTROYED them in that one move
Hi bug I was wondering what's your opinion on the current IDW powerpuff girls comic I've been reading them and I know it's the writers of the reboot but they look and the writing seems pretty true to the original show cause the action is there and three of the issues starting in November are gonna have almost every villain from the show including: mr. Mime, major man, the white lie, giant fish balloon monster, femme fatale, evil cat, amoeba boys, sedusa, gangreen gang and more
Maybe I’ll take a shot and read them. I haven’t been keeping up. I read a few of the ones that came out in the beginning and wanted to bleach the memory of reading them from my brain because they were so boring, but it’d be interesting to see how they can (or can’t?) butcher more beloved characters.
Guys I’ll be honest it’s only been one chapter but I’m all here for the sweetfish sticking around. Can you imagine Koon just going around the tower with a cute little fish floating beside him? A cute little fish that turns into a giant man eating fish at the drop of a hat? All the shocked faces of people who underestimated it? That would be hilarious. Don’t deny it.
Whoever would have thought that a webseries with a plot about a vampire roommate would develop into a giant fish stuck in a hole, a man dressed up and hunted like a deer, and someone in a relationship with a USB.
A couple questions about your Korean study answer. ^^ Where/how do you watch unsubbed shows? What web comics did you start out with? Which ones do you read now? (And where?) If you don't mind answering. ^^;
I hope you don’t mind me publicly answering—again, just in case this info might prove useful to others.
For unsubbed shows, I go to various streaming and avoid downloading since I am a magnet for all forms of internet-communicable viruses. Jebangsong is a good one that has shows archived from the past two years and an excellent up-to-date movie section. I also occasionally use Dramahost for variety shows.
I have arari to blame for my web comic obsession. She recommended one about giant man-eating fish infesting the Han River, and I became both terrified and hooked. (Seriously, I can not cross the Han River anymore without a small moment of “OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT” panic.) Both Daum and Naver have web comic sections, but Naver is my favorite. They both also have apps you can download. I check and read my Naver Webtoon app during my morning commutes. The first web comic I read from start to finish, which you unfortunately can no longer read for free since it’s been physically published, was Orange Marmalade. (Yes, it’s a teen high school vampire romance, don’t judge me, I cried, OK judge me!)
Here’s a list of the comics I read currently plus links:
And, finally, if you’re interested, Naver has a web novel section too, but I still prefer the breeziness of reading a web comic over a web novel where the flow of my reading is constantly interrupted by dictionary checks.
Anyway, yeah, this has been yet another entry on Korean learning.