giant cup of tea

Hogwarts house midnight snack
  • Gryffindor: Gets out of bed in knee high socks or huge sweatshirt. Goes to the kitchen and eats a whole big mixing bowl of Cheerios with a gallon of sugar in the middle. Thus, creating a thick milk/sugar ratio. Crawls back into bed and continues to play video game.
  • Ravenclaw: Brings kindle into kitchen and makes ramen. However, they put it in a cup so that they can sip it as they read. Their cat watches and leans against their ankles.
  • Hufflepuff: Comes out in a comforter burrito. Goes to the fridge and brings out crazy foods including rice cakes. Goes back to binge watching something like Merlin, or Dr Who. Ends up bringing a whole liter or soda back to their room.
  • Slytherin: Comes out in underwear with their hair all crazy. They don't talk to anyone else but go into the pantry to look for biscuits. Ends up making a giant cup of tea with a piece of cake. Growls at the dog to make sure he understands that the food is not theirs. Then goes back to doing who knows what in their bedroom.

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Clears throat. SCARMON.

  • You figure out within a week or so of the Curse being broken that Adam is exceptional with Chip. It warms your heart seeing him interact with him and take care of him. There’s something about Adam with Chip that makes you wonder if he hasn’t self-dubbed himself as his older brother.
  • Absolutely sneaks snacks and goodies for Chip even after Mrs. Potts said no. It’s probably the cutest thing ever. The two of them walking down the hallway, towards the kitchen and whenever they hear someone coming, they’ll hide behind the curtains. Once in the kitchen though, Prince Adam will give Chip anything his heart desires. Even sweets. Adam’s gotten spoken to a couple of times because of this by Mrs. Potts personally, but he’ll always look down at Chip who’s behind her and give him a small wink. An assurance that even though he’s getting told off, he plans on continuing the devious behavior.
  • Convinces Mrs. Potts to let Chip stay up past his bedtime. All. The Time.
    • It’s usually Chip who plays this out though, giving his mother puppy dog eyes and saying, “Adam’s almost done with the story, one more hour please?”
      And with Chip being her soft spot, she gives Adam a glance and agrees. One more hour.
  • Prince Adam has never personally made a cup of tea for himself, so he spent an evening with Chip who was all too willing to show him how to make the perfect cup. They probably ended up making close to one hundred cups, to which the only solution was a giant tea party with everyone in the castle.
    • Adam’s pretty impressed with himself to be honest. He’s beaming with pride, ruffles Chips hair and explains to you, “I’d have probably burned the water if it wasn’t for him.”
  • Piggy-back rides through the Garden during summertime. Prince Adam acting like he’s going to throw Chip into the pond. It’s just a joke, and though Chip knows that, he plays along and yells, “Please don’t do it!”
  • No doubt, Prince Adam is in the process of teaching Chip to read. Probably simple folklore from the area, but Chip has also shown interest in History and ironically, Romance.
    • Prince Adam lets you take care of the Romance genre though, as it’s still a cliche to him even though the Curse he was previously under was broken by true love. You always joke around and say, “he can’t read romances even though his life is basically one big romance novel.” To which Prince Adam pretends to gag, before giving you the sweetest smile. What you said was true, and he knows it and really, he wouldn’t change it. 
      • If the two of you ever kiss in front of Chip, you’d never hear the end of it. “Why would you do that right here?” “EW” “Can you not? Please?”
  • Mrs. Potts has absolutely noticed the unique bond between her son and Prince Adam. She brings it up one evening before bedtime. Adam smiles at her and says, “I never got these sorts of things when I was a child. You knew my father, you knew love and tenderness were out of the question.”
    She grins reassuringly at him, pressing her hand to his cheek.It reminds him of his mother’s affection. The last time he ever saw her, the love inside of her heart and the love she held for her son.
    Mrs. Potts says, “Well, I can assure you that you’ve made his life much better, dearie. He’s always wanted a big brother.”
  • Prince Adam is the way he is with Chip post-curse, because he never got the chance to be a child. He knows what it’s like to have your childhood taken away in the worst way, and while the Curse was still active, Adam promised himself that if it was ever broken, he’d give Chip the childhood he deserved. With a mother and father, family and friends. No child deserves to be alone.
    • “My friends,” He started softly, “I don’t ever think I had friends my own age or of my own interest. I made friends with the staff of the Castle. Cogsworth, Lumière…” Adam paused and tucked back some of his strawberry blond hair, “I do know that there are a lot of children without that opportunity, some without a family as well… And I want to help them.”

      He’s on the verge of sobbing, a few tear drops having rolled down his cheeks onto his hands. You smile tenderly at him, cupping his cheek lovingly and kiss his right cheek. It was moments like this that made it hard to know that Prince Adam was once so heartless. “It’s alright, love. I’ll be with you in whatever it is you want to do.”
      • Though he still taxes the villagers(Not heavily anymore), whatever money he receives goes out to help children that need it. Whether they need a family, food, education. Prince Adam wants to help.After all, there is more to life than just his wants. 
  • Nearing the fisrt year of the two of you together, you start to get heavy baby fever. You see and take note of how Prince Adam is with Chip and just adds to your want to start your own family.

It’s late at night and the two of you are getting ready for bed. Prince Adam is watching from bed already as you sit at the vanity, brushing back your hair. You glance into the mirror back at him, smiling before saying to him, “When I first met you, I never imagined you’d be amazing with children.”
His eyebrows raise in slight amusement. “Well, I was a Beast when you first met me. I imagine children were out of the question at that time.”

You laughed in agreement, sitting on your side of the bed. Your back to him, you rubbed your hands together, took a deep breath in and whispered gently, “Well, I see you now with Chip. You’re so wonderful with him, it’s so natural and so loving. I just wonder…”

He’s curious as to what you’re thinking. Sitting up slightly, he reaches out, brushes his cool fingertips along your back and tells you, “You can ask and tell me anything, (Name). No need to be hesitant.”

“If you’ve ever thought about having children with me.” You said flat out, your cheeks on fire.

“Of course I’ve thought about it.” Adam chuckled softly, perhaps, a bit nervously at what you were implying. “I’ve seen you with Chip as well. You’ve got a natural inclination to be.. tender and understanding with him…” 

Swallowing, he nodded to his own words, “My mother was like that…” Scooting towards you, he sits down and cups your cheek in his hand. Turning your head so you could look at him, he places the lightest kiss possible against your lips and murmurs against them, “It’s okay to look at me.”

Gazing up, you catch eyes with him. A bit cross eyed because of the close proximity of your faces. Lifting your legs up, he rests them on his lap and leans forward to hive you another warm kiss. “Whenever you want, we can try…” Adam says gently, “I want children with you, (Name).”

Thanks for reading, guys! reblogs and likes are appreciated. Have a great day. -Em.

geographykhaleesi  asked:

Hmmm....5 things in a pentagram to summon you. Edible glitter, my copy of Good Omens (the only Terry Pratchett book I have:c), the best cup of tea I can make, my giant ass white fuzzy blanket, and ghost grandma fiction. That's the best I can come up with, without bringing up terrible erotica or porn.

Bless you for sparing me the nipples.

Just a little change

I wrote this for the amazing @inconspicuous-esparza because obviously she is amazing and deserves this. 

The apartment was a mess. An organised mess arranged according to your new very detailed system, but still a mess. The entire contents of the kitchen cupboards were now sitting out on the benches waiting to be placed back according to colour, size and shape. You knew it was crazy. Everything in this apartment was already in order. Rafael always kept it neat and tidy and that hadn’t changed since you moved in. Yet here you were giving every coffee cup a new home on the shelf cherishing the wave of control that washed over you as you placed each one down. Just as you put your favourite blue mug back on the shelf next to those of similar colours, the front door opened. Rafael entered your now shared apartment, immediately ridding himself of his coat and jacket as he walked into the kitchen with a confused look on his face.

“What have you been up to?” he asked as his eyes scanned over the bench tops covered in kitchen home-wares.

“Oh, I’m just moving a few things around,” you turned around to see that he was a little more baffled than you had expected.

“Was there a problem with the way I had it?” He looked more than baffled now. He almost looked irritated by your effort to clean up the kitchen. You were only trying to make it nice for the both of you.

“No, no, not at all. I just thought that it would be better if we put the cups in this cupboard,” you said pointing to the one directly behind you, “and we can put everything else-“ you stopped looking around at the bare cupboards unsure of how to continue. “Well, I haven’t quite figured out the rest yet.”

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I spent most of my youth (aged 12 to 18) in care or prison.

I came from a broken home, my dad was a heavy drinker, and me and my brother were shifted to Govan to stay with my dad and his young girlfriend he’d left my mum for.

My mum found a new man but he did not like me and my brother, so he gave my mum an ultimatum, him or her boys. My mum regretted this all her life until her death 15 years ago.

I was a bit tougher than my young brother, nevertheless, it was fucking tough. I used to steal scrap metal from the hundreds of old tennements that were being demolished in Glasgows redeveloped 1970′s.

I never went to high school for long, my dad was selfish and we never really had nice clothes to go to school in, so me and my brother were called ‘tramps’ and were bullied often. I just stopped going to school, besides I had to get money for food each day, so stealing scrap was my job since I was 12. I got cuaght many times, and ended up in care homes and youth prisons. I didn’t mind, I got three hot meals a day, and clean clothes and a decent bed. Prison was better than home.

By the time I smoked my first spliff aged 17, it opened my mind up to the world, and just started playing the guitar, after a couple of years, I got good and started busking in Glasgow, and was making money without stealing. Thanks to weed, and the Beatles big giant songbook….

We used to drink out of a broken cup, with no tea, or sugar, eventually having to suck on a damp cloth

oh we used to dream of living in a corridor……

Amusement Park Fun || Hui & Edawn

Group: Pentagon

Member: Hyojung x you x Hui

Genre: fulffy, and cute

Word count: 1K

Request: Can i request a scenario - a really cute day with huidawn (hui and e'dawn) like going to an amusement park with them and nobodys jealous its just an enjoyable time and everyone is really flirty with eachother and caring hhhh ❤❤

A/n:I was going to add a mood board but It was crap so I didn’t I hope you liked it!!! 

Originally posted by yeosprout

“Are you excited Y/n” Hui asked. You looked over at your blond boyfriend and smiled wide for him “Yeah I can’t believe you guys got a day off and choose to go to the amusement park,” you said looking over at your other boyfriend Hyojung to see he had a small smile on his lips. Not trying to be too obvious of his happiness.

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Customer: I want an unsweetened iced tea

Barista: sure we have these 4 flavors right here already chilled.

Customer: no I want unsweetened iced tea

Barista: those are our unsweetened ones. we do also carry sweet teas but these 4 listed right here are unsweetened

Customer: they can’t be unsweetned. that green tea has peach in it so it’s sweetened. and that tropical one i’m assuming is a tropical flavor so it’s also sweetened.

Barista: they have flavors but we don’t as sweeteners or flavored syrups. it’s just how the tea is out of the bag

Customer: if there’s a flavor, it’s sweetened! Just give me an english breakfast tea over very little ice. UNSWEETENED

Barista: ok but just so you know we’ll have to brew it hot first and pour it over ice

Customer:  I don’t care just make sure it’s unsweetened!!!

Me: here’s your giant cup of luke warm black tea. Just so you know, we do have an unsweetened, already cold, plain black assam tea

Customer: no, your iced teas are sweetened!

Mafia Boss (G-Dragon Scenario) - Part 18

Archived | Posted June 25, 2016

I love working on this series so muchalöksdjngöresgjdlkmf. This part was so, so much fun to write and I really hope that you’ll like it, people! Enjoy~ ^^

WARNING! Those who don’t handle violence and strong language well, be ware. This is not, I repeat not, a series suited for young and sensitive readers.

All characters in this series, aside from the members of BIGBANG, are fictional. Any resemblance to real life people, in name or otherwise, are purely coincidental.

Summary: Your dinner date with Daesung doesn’t end the way you thought it would.

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14] [Part 15] [Part 16] [Part 17] [Part 18] [Part 19] [Part 20] [Part 21] [Part 22] [Part 23] [Part 24] [Part 25] [Part 26] [Part 27] [Part 28] [Part 29] [Part 30] [Part 31] [Part 32] [Part 33] [Part 34] [Part 35] [Part 36] [Part 37] [Part 38] [Part 39] [Part 40] [Part 41] [Part 42] [Part 43]

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anonymous asked:

Hi! You talk about fan fic a lot- what are your favorites?

Uhh I might have posted this answer before? Maybe not. Here you go!


What if another one of Kai’s victims was trapped with him in 1994? Skye tries to forge friendships with Bonnie and Damon in order to get home, but will she be able to fight against Kai’s machinations? Or will she give into them like always?

by @tjbinx, The Vampire Diaries


but still, like dust, i’ll rise

Elena returns from the Other Side human. With the knowledge that the only thing more valuable than doppelganger blood is human doppelganger blood, and the desperate need to get out Mystic Falls at any cost, Elena turns to the one place she’s sure she’ll be safe: New Orleans.

certain dark things

AU from 2x10. The doppelganger is alive, and ready to surrender. Damon and Elijah are both too late; Elena is taken to Klaus just like she wanted, one month before the next full moon, and one month before he’s going to kill her. It’s a dangerous game she has to play, and Elena knows better than to think she could win it; all she can do is whatever it takes to maybe, just maybe, not lose.

by @alisonhastings, The Vampire Diaries


bewitched me body & soul 

She will not lose herself and she will cling onto the name that has defined her for ten years. Elena Gilbert is not going to be the thief of hearts or a plot-tool. No, she will be her own character in this tale, the heroine who will not let anyone dictate who she should be.

A smile curled her lips, a new one this face has never made.

Write her own story.

She liked the sound of that.

(Where Elena Gilbert remembers her past doppelganger lives and isn’t going to stand being used as a sacrifice or a martyr this time around. Doppelganger mythology, Original drama, the Salvatores, and a whole lot more come into play. Let the dices roll. Let it begin.)

by SSAerial, The Vampire Diaries


Sink or Swim 

All her life it had felt like a struggle to stay afloat, and she was hell bent on swimming. But when she finds herself completely submerged under water, she doesn’t exactly get a choice in the matter. Jamie Gilbert’s life was a wreck. A complete and utter catastrophe from beginning till end - How’s that for a eulogy?

by EyeballChambers, The Vampire Diaries


Run Like Hell 

Born a city elf, Azry Tabris will fight in her mother’s name to end the Blight and show the entire world that the elven people are still to be respected, and that one person can make every difference.

by @teenytabris, Dragon Age



Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by “Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality”. Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.

by @luminousalicorn, Twilight


Adventures of a Line Hopper

The moment Buffy saw the Doctor, she knew she had to kill him.

by secooper87, Doctor Who/Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem

The invasion of Konoha during the chuunin exam didn’t fail. Team seven is broken, people are dead, and Sakura is hurt and frightened and a very long way from home.

Alternative summary: In which Sakura carries half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies, and other people’s legs.

Faith and the Devil 

It was eleven AM on a Saturday and I was sitting at the desk, spreading a disappointing Vegemite substitute across an equally disappointing piece of gluten free toast. The only thing that wasn’t innately disappointing was that I’d made a very good cup of tea. It was still steaming in my giant, garish mug and I was counting on it to make this breakfast worth getting up for.

Less than an hour later, Lucius Malfoy would be trying to convince me I was his long lost daughter.

by @tozettewrites, Naruto and Harry Potter respectively


Edge of Tomorrow

The Original Hybrid would not be the first fictional character from a fictional world Amanda Warren would discover was actually terrifyingly real. But when Klaus is snared by the same trap that first captured her, the two are thrown into a whirlwind of parallel universes.

by DayStorm, The Originals (and others)


After Life

A story attempting to integrate Sigyn into the wider 616 universe. Featuring lots about the importance of lady friendships. And Loki. Because he refuses to go away. Starts not long after Siege and ends sometime in between Young Avengers Vol. 2 and Loki: Agent of Asgard

by @barbeauxbot, Marvel 616


Deja Vu and Dreams

This ninja business? It isn’t for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name.

by @electraposts, Naruto


Hello, Time Bomb

The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.

by @omgmussimm, Mass Effect


Aaaand thats all I have energy for. I hope you like them!

Things Could Be Worse {Solangelo}

Hi! So technically, this is the second part of this post, so it’s a two-part oneshot (bear w me ok). I’m still sick and still in writing mood. Leave me your feedback please! As always: English isn’t my native language, so please have mercy with any mistakes you might find. Not beta’d. 

Word Count: 1,698

Genre: fluff (as usual)

Characters: Nico di Angelo, Will Solace (and Jason makes an appearance)

“Good morning, sunshine!” A voice interrupted his dreamless sleep. Seconds later, sunlight illuminated the room, blinding Nico even through closed eyelids. He knew exactly to whom that voice belonged.

“Let me sleep,” he groaned, pressing his face back into the pillows. The memories of last night now seemed far away, like a fever dream. Had he really thought about fighting against an empty corridor? Although his head didn’t hurt as much, he still wasn’t feeling much better. With a lot of effort, he opened his eyes and slowly sat up. His room still looked like a mess; the tray Will brought him last night stood on his bedside table, with an empty glass of water and nectar and three packs of tissues. He almost smiled at that. His quest for the tissues was probably one of the hardest he’d ever been on.

“It’s almost noon, sunshine. I said I’d come back to check on you, and that’s what I’m doing.” Count on Will to sound cheerful and happy, even if Nico felt like crap. He’d gotten used to his attitude over the last weeks, but it was easier to endure when he didn’t feel sick, and he totally did not find it adorable.

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You know what’s endearing? Luke and the fact that he’s almost always nursing a cup of tea when he’s on tour, like he’ll be at soundcheck drinking some steaming hot tea between songs and questions or he’ll be at a meet a greet, his cup resting comfortably in his hand, the teabag label dangling from the edge as he grins at the camera one arm thrown carelessly around Michael or a fan and it’s just so cute that this giant 6ft something man child always has a cup of tea nearby  

The Games We Play

Have some sasusaku family fluff!


Normally, Sasuke wouldn’t be caught dead in such a position. But, in the past 2 and a half years he’s learned that there is very little to nothing that he would deny his precious princess; especially when she looked at him with eyes reminiscent of his wife, despite their difference in color. Yup, he was a goner.

“More tea, papa?” asked the little princess, currently wearing a tiny pink princess dress, holding out a play tea kettle in the air for her father. Her father, the mighty Sasuke Uchiha, was a force to be reckoned with, being one of the two most powerful shinobi in the world. His name struck fear in the hearts of other ninja. Yet for one Sarada Uchiha, he was nothing but a giant teddy bear.

“Aa” he said, placing his tea cup towards her as she ‘poured’ the tea into it. Clearly, Sasuke was unable to deny his daughter anything. Which is why, two hours into watching Sarada, he found himself awkwardly sitting/hunched over in a pink, too tiny children’s table, with a hat and purple boa on his person.

He obviously needed to learn how to say no, but when Sarada turned to him, he was putty in her tiny hands, which is why he often found himself playing absurd games, yet he couldn’t find it in himself to regret his choice, especially when Sarada smiled, hugged him and kissed his cheek.

Her happiness was worth any embarrassment he could feel. Now, don’t get him wrong, he would instantly murder anyone who saw him. Sasuke ‘sipped’ his ‘tea’ from his cup, as he played along and watched Sarada talk about anything and everything that would come to min. She was chatty like her mother, which was one of the things he loved about her Between the two of them, he would never live in ilene again, of that he would be sure.

Despite his amusement, his heart stopped at the sound of the door opening, instantly sighing in relief when he noticed that it was only Sakura. Afterall, it wouldn’t be the first time she’d caught Sasuke roped into playing with Sarada. In fact, she found it sweet how Sasuke was such a doting father.

“Hi Sasuke-kun. Sarada, are you having fun with papa?” Sakura asked her daughter as she walked towards the two, giving each one a kiss on the cheek.

“Papa an’ me are playing tea party!” Sarada said, turning to her mother, a large smile on her face. Sakura moved to fix the tiara on her head.

“I can see that, baby. Why don’t you and papa clean up–” She was interrupted by her daughter asking her,


Before she could answer, she was interrupted by two voices. Sasuke froze in panic. Before he could move to take everything off, both Naruto and Kakashi, who had some free time in their schedules and had come for lunch, appeared in the doorway. The igh before the two men caused them to burst with laughter.

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA THAT’S A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU TEME!” Naruto exclaimed, holding his stomach with one arm and pointing at him with another. Kakashi wished he still had his Sharingan so that he could engrave this moment in his mind forever. Not even he was immune to the situation and chuckled into his hand.

Sasuke turned to Sakura with an utten look of betrayal on his face. Sakura gave a nervous chuckle.

“I tried to tell you” was the only thing she saId to him. This was obviously the wrong answer as Sasuke got up to commit a double homicide. But before he could move to murder the two, small feet padded and got in between the men.

Sasuke stopped because he refused to show Sarada such a sight. He would have to ask Sakura to take her to her room. But before he could ask her to do so, Sarada began to speak.

“Play?” She asked the two newcomers, with the same smile she used on her father. Clearly, Sasuke was not the only one immune to her charms, especially when she used her puppy eyes.

The two men looked at her and then at each other, sighing in defeat after a few seconds. Damn. It was impossible to for anyone to deny the little Uchiha princess anything.

And after Sakura returned from the Kitchen to announce that lunch was done, she came across the most ridiculous sight she had ever seen. Three of the most powerful shinobi in the world, the saviors of the shinobi world, were all huddled around Sarada’s table, wearing outrageous accessories, playing tea party. She took this opportunity to take multiple pictures, and none could do anything, not wanting to risk upsetting the little girl.

“Having fun?” she asked the group, amusement leaking in every word.

“Yea, mama! I love the games we play!” Sarada grinned, running to her mother, who caught her in her arms. Indeed, these were memories for the books.