The Druid had just summoned eight giant badgers into a boss fight.
Me: Fear. The. Hufflepuffs!
DM: You know what, I’m not even gonna roll for this. They get average everything.
Two minutes later.
DM: Goddamnit [Druid], your badgers haven’t missed any of these.
All of us: *Start singing the badger song*
DM: [Druid], you are never allowed to take a turn again.