The Nintendo Switch event is in two weeks. here are my predictions

-it will launch with Captain Rainbow HD, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, and The Spongebob Squarepants Movie the Video Game 
-you can scream at it, but sometimes it will scream back
-The Nintendo Switch will beat up your grandma if she’s not careful 
-It will cost $532 at launch but if you pre-order you get a Nintendo Switch tapwater filter for your sink 
-Breath of the Wild will be pushed back to fall 2019 but we’ll get a new trailer for it 
-the first 400 Nintendo Switches purchased will contain a map to where the real life Waluigi resides but find him at your own risk
-Miiverse is no more, in it’s place is a new system called Switch BITCH where you can communicate through a headset that makes your voice sound like Aaron Paul in Breaking Bad during online play 
-you have one year, and only one year, to buy it before Reggie Fils-Aime comes to your house and threatens you