ghosty at school!

every turnitin experience ever
  • me: *turning a paper into*
  • turnitin: processing your dumb paper
  • me:
  • turnitin: okay, your paper is 30% plagiarized
  • me: what
  • turnitin: we have determined that your name, professor and course id is plagiarized from a paper you turned in last week and the date is from a paper a classmate of yours turned in an hour ago
  • me:
  • turnitin: also, the term "was not going to", this random comma, and the word "and"
  • me:
  • turnitin: also, those three are all from different papers spread out since 2008
  • turnitin: you thief
  • me:
  • turnitin: i hope they expel you