ghosts for breakfast

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Porpentina Goldstein   &   Queenie Goldstein

         “sit on the end of Tina’s bed and breathe deeply, like you’re trying to absorb every detail with all five senses” 

         “It’s humble and quaint and warm in that sweet way a woman’s first home as an adult can be”

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It’s embarrassing how many times I have seen this. 

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: For a healthier diet, try swapping out fear for crab meat.

Taurus: Steady as she goes, your recent escape from a prison that doesn’t exist will effect you on this material plane.

Gemini: keep a kleenex with you. You can use it to wipe up any stray bits of soul you sneeze out.

Cancer: The wrong number text you will receive will be from the mortal avatar of the egyptian god Bast. Don’t reply back, shes busy.

Leo: Good luck with your job interview! Say nothing when you notice the interviewers suit is actually part of his body, and covered in fine scales.

Virgo: Pay attention in class today, the world will vanish for a split second and you’ll have a nice view of the void.

Libra: Your pettiness may have gotten the best of you. Consider apologizing for filling their pillowcase with scorpions.

Scorpio: The ghost of your breakfast still haunts the plate you have yet to clean.

Capricorn: The stars suggest upgrading your insurance policy, specifically anything related to jewish necromancy and advanced medical science.

Aquarius: You will find an epiphany after watching all 8 harry potter movies superimposed over each other at the same time.

Pisces: the past melts every night.

BEST 80'S MOVIES

Can’t buy me love

The Heathers

Back to the future

Ferris Buellers day off

A nightmare in elm street

Ghostbusters

Pretty in Pink

the shining

Trading Places

Say anything

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Friday the 13th

The Breakfast Club