ghetto

Signs as ghetto mums

Aries: why do you even go on those things *tuts and goes in phone*

Taurus: *sits on the coach most of the time and still has a social life*

Gemini: One sec, like give me one sec *scrolls on their phone*

Cancer: John I want a glass of water. GIVE ME THE DAMN WATER

Leo: *always has friends over and then they see you* john? Go to your room *tuts*

Virgo: YOU GOT AN E? GET OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

Libra: *come home from school And put your bag down* Excuse me? I’m here cleaning up after you and I don’t even get a hello?

Scorpio: John your alone and annoying me so much right now go make some friends *goes to a party*

Sagittarius: I COOK I CLEAN DON’T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE

Capricorn: you don’t do anything John! *tuts* No don’t clean that I’ll do it

Aquarius: *has more followers than you on social media and doesn’t know how it works* John what the fuck is this pop up doing on my screen?

Pisces: if you fucking touch that plate John your out on the street