• Condesce: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Signless: I did. I broke it.
  • Condesce: No. No you didn't. GHB?
  • GHB: Don't look at me, look at Dualscar.
  • Dualscar: What?! I didn't break it!
  • GHB: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Dualscar: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • GHB: Suspicious.
  • Dualscar: No, it's not!
  • Redglare: If it matters, probably not... Mindfang was the last one to use it.
  • Mindfang: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Redglare: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Mindfang: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Redglare!
  • Signless: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Condy.
  • Condesce: No! Who broke it!?
  • Summoner: Condesce, Darkleer's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Darkleer: Really?!
  • (Yelling ensues)
  • (Camera pans to the Condesce)
  • Condesce: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.


Let’s follow each other. Tumblr only shows me like the same 50 blogs and I’m trying to explore the deep end of the pool.

Aw yeah I love the Homestuck ancestors

You know the ones

  • Spooky Psychic Sweetheart Wife
  • Badass Beast-Tamer Bull Husband
  • Sarcastic Sparky Psion Husband
  • Class Ass Crab Husband
  • Feline Fine Sign Wife
  • Matronly Mothergrub Wife
  • Aligned Lawful Lovely Wife
  • Irate Pirate Pilot Wife
  • Lorg Force Horse Husband
  • Mega Mirthful Maniacal Husband
  • Finely Tailored Sailor Husband
  • Fish Witch Bitch Wife 
Daddy Berkut 🤴🏻😱😍 is CUMMING 🍆💦💦2️⃣nite!!! Open ur ASS 🍑🍑👐get ur stamina HOtions 🍾🍾 ready, and get ready for his SPEAR 🗡🍆😍 Make sure u ☝️show him he's THE REAL EMPEROR of RIGEL! 👑👌🏻👌🏻So submit 😜to his rightful rule! Only FLAMIN THOTTIES 🔥🔥💃🏻get this DADDY!!! Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ Berkut Cumsluts 🍆💦😍😛 and get ready for the Grand 👑 Hero 🍆 Battle 🗡🗡⚔️2️⃣nite!!! Get 0️⃣ back ur a CUMMener 😒😫👎 Get 5️⃣ back ur a three star ⭐️⭐️⭐️ thot 😏🙌🏻 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur a four star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ skank 😉👌🏻👌🏻 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back ur a five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ slut😍🙌🏻🍑

Thought it was kind of funny that the next SS character to arrive right after the main lords is the biggest asshole in the game. I imagine the twins aren’t too pleased.

I am though! Any Magvel is good Magvel. Also since he’s a GHB, Valter can’t avoid me forever like the twins are doing. :’( Maybe we’ll finally get an SS banner in September or something