• Condesce: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Signless: I did. I broke it.
  • Condesce: No. No you didn't. GHB?
  • GHB: Don't look at me, look at Dualscar.
  • Dualscar: What?! I didn't break it!
  • GHB: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Dualscar: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • GHB: Suspicious.
  • Dualscar: No, it's not!
  • Redglare: If it matters, probably not... Mindfang was the last one to use it.
  • Mindfang: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Redglare: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Mindfang: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Redglare!
  • Signless: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Condy.
  • Condesce: No! Who broke it!?
  • Summoner: Condesce, Darkleer's been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Darkleer: Really?!
  • (Yelling ensues)
  • (Camera pans to the Condesce)
  • Condesce: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

A nice Homestuck fanart of a Family game night ft. Gamzee as ‘Clingy Child’, Tavros as the ‘Enthusiastic Child’, Karkat as ‘Let Me Sleeps ’ and Grand Highblood as ‘Big Papa’.  for @elandvary as a part of my month of  FREE ART REQUESTS ™.    Requests are still open for the rest of this month so come on down hunnies.

Palette used btw: 

Fanfic idea #347: post conscription, the new kids on the ship are getting surveyed by an old-ass Grand Highblood, who in this AU is the )(IC’s moirail and therefore something close to immortal.
He notices Tavros, recognizes him as the Summoner’s descendent, calls him forward and has him reveal the wings he developed in his adult pupation. Instead of culling him immediately, being the capricious bastard he is, GHB promotes him to a high military rank and tasks him with caring for his ancient lusus. He has ulterior motives but mostly finds the twist of fate funny.
Tavros now slightly outranks Eridan. He knows nothing about military strategy or tactics. He and Eridan must train the new recruits. Everyone likes Tavros much better than Eridan even though Tavros knows close to nothing and would rather play card games.
Eridan is Pissed.