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Me: Motherfucking Toffee Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin this show bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

You: I have no idea what we’re talking about right now.

Me: God damn created this show then fucking magic and shit right fucking Ludo god damn rowing the book fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Toffee man

You: You’re scaring me.

Me: Motherfucking Spider Eagle Spider Eagle you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Ludo
Me:
Me: I’m very tired

You: No problem, man. I’ll…I’ll wait for another admin to talk about what’s going on.

Me: No man I’ll just talk about the new episode all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the new episode fuck dude I just watched it an hour and a half ago fuck Toffee man he fucked over Glossaryck crazy Ludo rowing Bry And Ach Kim did the soundtrack fuck this girl who made this show I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck made this show All I can think is who played the girl who made this show who the fuck made this show

Me:

Me:

Me: DARON NEFCY

Serial Killer Arin- Bits

This is the bits and pieces from what I had of a serial killer!Arin au before. It jumps around a little, but I thought maybe you guys would dig it! 

“You couldn’t be more obvious if you tried,” Suzy says as she sits down at the little flimsy table in their hotel room.

Arin turns away from the window, pausing the cloth in his hand where he’d been meticulously cleaning the already sterling silver of his knife.

“What do you mean?” He asks her. Though he’s playing dumb, because he’s good at it. He’s used to it.

“Fuck off, you know exactly what I mean,” she says, rolling her make up lined eyes at him. “I’m talking about your kills recently.”

“What about ‘em?” Arin turns back to the window, watches people milling about in the parking lot. His hand strokes over his knife.

“Gee, maybe just the fact that every guy you’ve gutted these last few days have looked like Dan.”

Arin freezes, his hand suddenly tight around the handle of the knife.

“Don’t-“Arin starts but Suzy scoffs.

“Arin, you’re getting real fucking soft on me. Soft people don’t do shit besides get in my way.”

Arin recognizes the tone, the annoyance. Suzy is better at this. He just needs to remember that. There’s something mucking everything up, his brain and organs all muddy. The last few kills haven’t even been that satisfying. Maybe Suzy is right. Arin is looking for dark hair and dark eyes, but it’s never in the right form.

“Fine,” He says, “I’ll kill a girl tonight. You’re pick.”

Suzy moves towards him, slides in his lap and Arin is careful to move the knife from her reach. She kisses him once lightly, smearing purple lipstick against his mouth.

“Deal.”

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Christopher: “You know what? I-I’m sorry, Lor. I just – I can’t handle this.”

Lorelai: “Handle what?

Christopher: “This. You and him. I just – I can’t handle being your second choice. I thought I could, but I can’t, all right? I can’t be your rebound. I’m sorry.”

[Chris leaves]

Me: 

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

don’t you love how in s2 ep13 lorelai says something along the lines of “jess is a bad guy and you’ll get into bad things if you hang out with him” which is actually hilarious because:

  • when she was with Dean she became a mistress
  • she got arrested for the boat thing when she was with Logan
  • the only minorly illegal thing that happened when she was with Jess was the ACCIDENTAL car crash

yeah :)))

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Maxie always has the horrible tendency to put his ice cold feet/hands on Archie's back when they go to bed and Archie cries icicle tears

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

valentinecult  asked:

I gotcha. Well I got one question that won't spoil anything on Rev. 2, pertaining to Guilty Gear's setting. Do they use cellphones anymore or at all in its own era? Answer and other characters use a magic communicator yet President Vernon took a selfie with Johnny. I'm unsure if you have a blog/tag on that sort of thing.

Ah those.

The GG World Library refers to them as a Magic Telecom system.

Normally such a system is not readily available to civilians without paying close to W$200.00 per call (two operators must be present to monitor, send, and recieve a signal, though video and image feeds can be sent as well).

The Telecoms are the main tool of communication for Government Employees and Officials of various Nations as well as the International Police.

Normally, civilian communications rely on a cheaper method of traditional Mail and Telegram systems that use Zilpods and Zeal fuel to be run.

The main reasons communication is so tightly monitored is because of the events of 1999, the Dawn of Revival.

It was a concern that any small device, such as a calculator or pager, could potentially become a sentient Life Form because they contain various forms of circuitry.  That’s why devices like Cellphones were eventually banned.

Still, Magic technology has begun to catch up to what people had in the past, and it might not be much longer until Personal Magic Telecoms can be used regularly.  Especially since the “Universal Will” is no longer present as a threat.