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The Egos As Signs

Wilford: Bicycle Lane

Darkiplier: Turn off two way radio and cell phone

Google: Speed Limit 

The Host: Yield

Dr. Iplier: Stop 

Bim Trimmer: Road work

Ed Edgar: Slippery When Wet

Yandereiplier: Do not enter 

King of the Squirrels: Deer Crossing


I never intended this to be a thing but here it is! 

This is kind of a shit post, but I love it a lot lmao. Just let me know if you want something else like this!

BREAKING NEWS!

HERE AT JIM NEWS, WE’VE STARTED HIRING INTERNS TO JIM WITH US

YOU’VE ALL BEEN ENJOYING BIM’S TIME HERE, SO HOPEFULLY YOU’LL ENJOY THE NEWEST JIMTERNS WE’VE RECENTLY HIRED

AND BY RECENTLY, WE MEAN ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO

PLEASE GIVE A JIM WELCOME TO

THE AUTHOR


AND THE HOST

AND PLEASE, BE EXTRA JIMMING WITH THESE TWO

(we might as well give the station to these two, we read over their applications and bOY can they write a masterpiece -Non-Jim)

The Good Doctor

A re-write of the first fic I posted that’s now been deleted because it was bad. Still bad, but hopefully a little better. I may do more parts, I’m still debating on that.



Time passed quickly for the doctor some days, and other days he felt as though time dragged on as slowly as possible just to spite him. Many days he remained lost in his own thought, but there were always days he had to be completely in the present without being distracted in any kind of way.

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I drew a little Markiplier! I just did a random prompt generator thing and this is what I got out of “The darkness takes a hold of you…”

There’s really not much context I guess but I figured it would probably be something The Host would do. Danger in Fiction on a subway sounds cool lol

Still want an ep. 3 of that though like god damn I think The Host is my favorite. He looks cool and like?? Who is he?? lol

@markiplier

We Are In Control Now

“It’s a shame it had to be like this.” The Author sighed, shaking his head. The bat in his hand, splattered at its end with dripping crimson, was twirled around carelessly by the grinning man.

The Host sat by quietly, with arms crossed over his beige trench coat glittered with small red specks.

“The Host sits by silently and waits for his brother to make the next move in the plan for The Host’s rise to power. He was, oddly enough, not satisfied with how step one had to commence. What pained him slightly was how the young girl had to be taken out of the way. The men were different. They had experience in life, more than she did.”

“Are you.. are you starting to feel bad about this, brother?”

“No.” The Host quickly replies"

“Then shut your mouth. You’re the one that wanted this anyways. I’m just doing what I’ve been told to do. You wanted the power, the control, the ability to finally have your own broadcast. So don’t start backing out of this now, we already have the blood on our hands, literally.” The Author fumed, gripping the worn black taped handle of his bat tightly.

“The Host showed no action towards his brother’s rant, sitting like a statue just as he was already.”

The Author sighed. He looked over at the blinking light of one of the station’s cameras and went over to it like a moth to a flame. Reaching a hand out, he switched the machine on and stood behind it.

“Are you ready, Host?”

“The Host nods. "Let the show begin.” He says"

@markiplier,

I have a serious question.

I watched “Markiplier TV” and there was one detail that really caught my attention. Why on Earth did the camera pan to Dr. Iplier before Darkiplier had begun to speak? And followup question… Why did Dr. Iplier look so angry? He can’t be upset about Wilford’s video… Because he clearly states he liked it. So what could he be so ticked up at during that part? Does he not like Darkiplier?

I was going to assume so, but he didn’t glare at Dark.

… Did he?

okay, going along with @septic-creations​’s theory that we’re playing as the host, i wanted to contribute to that theory as well.

(now, this is under the assumption that damien/the mayor is darkiplier.)

first off, damien greets with the term “old friend”, implying that whomever’s POV that we’re seeing has known damien for a long time but perhaps has lost contact with over the while? (perhaps this loss of contact was when the author was transitioning to the host?)

but also the fact that darkiplier, wilford warfstache, and the author/host are characters that have been in mark’s channel/universe for a long time. darkiplier’s first appearance was on june 19th, 2012. wilford appeared november 9th, 2012. and the author’s first appearance february 6th, 2013. so by this standpoint, yes, dark and the author/host have known each other for quite a long time. wilford, included.

this part is a bit of a stretch, but when damien states, “there’s no one i would rather have alongside me”, it made me think back to markiplier tv where the host is seated right next to dark. 

and there was this theory going around about the host being dark’s right hand man, because host is literally seated on dark’s right side. and because of host’s talent/narrating abilities, we can see why dark would want host on his side.

now comes this part. where damien emphasizes the “blind” in the sentence “try not to rob me blind again”. could this be a joke/jab at our POV narrator because host wears a blindfold? has host and dark played poker before and host won despite being blind? (that would be hilarious tbh).

nevertheless, i can’t wait to see how this gets played out!