shoutout to sixteenth century irish shitlord Richard Stanyhurst for the WORSTE aeneid translation i’ve seen yet!!
Literal: “Oh god! Is he leaving? Does this foreigner make a mockery of my kingdom?”
Stanyhurst: “Shal a stranger geve me the slampam? | With such departure my regal segnorye frumping?”
Dido, Aeneid 4.590-1