How long have you been planning for Coulson to be the Ghost Rider – and what was Clark Gregg’s reaction to finding out that news?

Jeffrey Bell: To say he was happy, it would be an understatement.
Jed Whedon: I think what he said when we told him was, “I didn’t think I could geek out more,” but he was like, “It seems I can.”
Jeffrey Bell: Yeah, that was what he said. [x]

I feel like the Futurama writers should have capitalized on Fry being thrust “a 1000 years into the future” more often. There’s so much comedic potential in it, just imagine.

[when he first arrives in the future] “The year 3000!? …You mean I haven’t bathed in a thousand years? Oh, my God! Where’s the phone book, Ripley’s not gonna believe this!”


“My answer is the same as it was a thousand years ago: No, I do not want to join the Jehovah’s Witness.”


“Haven’t you heard of ‘respect your elders’? I’m a thousand years older then you! If I tell you to order pizza you’re answer should be ‘How high?’”

“Fry, that doesn’t make any sense.”

“Well, I’m sorry, Hermes. When you’ve lived a thousand years maybe you can decide whether or not my phrases make any sense. Until then-”

And then there are the rebuttals:

“You’re a thousand years old and you still don’t know how to tie your shoes? Really, meatbag?”

“Shut up, Bender.”


[Fry speaks]

“Says the person who hasn’t gotten laid in a thousand years.”

“Shut up, Bender.”


“Yeah, you don’t wanna get with him, lady. He’s a thousand year old senile. The forecast for the weather in his Netherlands is ‘2.3 inches of poor performance, 100% chance of disappointment.’” 

“Shut UP, Bender!”


Love this moment. 

It’s almost like she knows J is in that helicopter coming to get her and she’s looking at the Squad thinking, “Yeah, you and I can handle them easy.” 

This little moment subtly reminds the audience that they are a team and that Harley is only there to get back with her puddin. Really does show what Harley is willing do to, willing to betray, to get back to Mistah J. 



kentvparsin  asked:

oops i can't decide so here's 2 in case u wanna write a lot of things OR just like. pick ur preference!! 😘 1) patater + 9; 2) parswoops + 47!!

I’m gonna do patater first but i will write parswoops at some point!!

9. meeting online au

When Kent got the notification, he almost yelled and threw his phone across the room. But, Kent was a rational adult, so he calmly picked up his phone and saw that Alexei Mashkov followed his cats instagram. Kent was fine, he wasn’t freaking out that his crush ever since he freaking entered the NHL followed his cat on Instagram, but he also commented on a video of Kit and him. “very cute )))” Kent is allowed to freak out a little, so he does what every normal and calm adult does and calls Jeff. 

As soon as Swoops picked up, Kent started yelling. “Fucking Mashkov followed Kit’s Instagram! And then he commented on a video of me and Kit and said VERY CUTE with a bunch of weird smiles! What does that mean!” Swoops sighed, he was one of the only people who knew about Kent’s crush on Alexei so a phone call like this happens like every week. 

“It probably means he thinks the video is cute, Parse.” Swoops sighed again, “Listen, I’ll come over and we can have this conversation in person. So don’t start hyperventilating until I get there, okay?” Kent mumbled an agreement and hung up the phone. Kent plopped down on his bed, Swoops has a key so he doesn’t feel the need to get up and let him in.

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Club Mirage 02

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Smut

Rating: M

Written by: xoxoTheQueenOfHearts

Jimin had grabbed your hand because you started to get curious and wander off. You stared at your hands before he tossed you into a room.

A room that was barely lit again but the fireplace. Weird. ‘What club has a fireplace.’ you thought to yourself. Along the walls of what you could see were whips and chains and some accessories. You were bewildered as your eyes lay upon each item that you could see. Blindfolds, ropes, and weird looking shaped objects. You almost forgot that Jimin was also in this very room.


“So….Y/N….” he starts as he makes his way around to you slowly. Watching you. Like a lion stalks his prey. “Do you understand the qualities between the masks?” he asked you. 

“Yeah, I read the paperwork Jimin. Black means dominant and white means submissive.” you say to him as if he thought you were stupid. 

He shakes his head at you. “ really must be a vanilla.” he says more to himself out loud. 

“Vanilla?” you turn to look at him now. His eyes glossy. He watches you.

He leans across the counter in the middle of the room. “You chose white for a reason Y/N and yet you claim you don’t know. Well…I guess I will be teacher Y/N.” he states as his aura starts to change.

You stared at him as you were starting to regret wearing these damn heels. The watchful gaze he had on you was making you flustered. You turned away from him. Your back facing him. “Please don’t look at me like that.” You say to him.

He made a noise but you couldn’t tell what kind it was until he pushed you against the wall you were facing. His hands held you in place as you could feel his chest pressed against your back as he leaned into your ear seductively. “And why not?” he asks. 

You gasp at his sudden contact causing you to quietly whimper against him. “It makes me feel uncomfortable.” you tell him as you try to wring your arms free from his hold. 

“Too bad sweetheart.” he states as he held you tighter. “First level of submission, giving up control.” he tells you as he brings your hands higher above your head as his free hand slowly unzips your dress. “Lesson one Y/N…you will do everything I tell you. Understood?” he asked you sternly. 

You felt your dress loosening. “J-Jimin…” you say to him above a whisper. His free hand was now pushing your dress open to get to your bare back. His hand lightly grazed your skin sending shivers down your back. “Jimin…” you whimpered. 

He ignored your start of a plea as he continued his actions. “You will do as I say Y/N.” his free hand that was on your back was now pushing it down off your shoulders. “The ones who chose the white mask, devote their entire being to the satisfaction and fulfillment of those wearing black masks.” He tells you. “Strip Y/N.” he states as he removes himself off of you. 

You turn around to look at him. His greyish blonde hair shown in the barely lit room. You stare at him. “What.” you said more as a statement. “I’m not going to take my clothes off for you.” you tell him as you tried to zip up your dress back up but he stalked up to you and you stumbled back.

“Yes you will. Strip or be punished. Trust me…you will not want to be punished.” he threatens. His eyes narrowing. “The ones who chose the white mask knows the ones who wear black, will do what he or she wants despite of what you want.” he backs you up further against the wall with your bare back pressed against the cold surface. 

You swallow. Nervous. Here before you, is your massive secret crush and fate has you in this place, in this moment. You bite your bottom lip. ‘Dammit! Why did I choose white!’ you scream internally to yourself. 

“Strip now.” he growled lowly as if he was losing his patience. “If you don’t give this a chance, I guess you’ll be a virgin forever.” he taunted knowing he hit a nerve.

“Fine..but my safe word is forbidden.” you tell him as he nods licking his lips. “And we stop if I don’t like it?” you ask him blushing not believing that you were about to do this. 

“Yes. We stop.” he states. “Now strip.”

You inhaled and exhaled as you bring your sweaty palms to your straps on your shoulder and in one swift movement the dress slides down your body exposing your bare chest leaving you in your panties only. You couldn’t look at him. It was too embarrassing.

He rids himself of his top as you looked at him in your peripheral vision so you would feel more relaxed but you still couldn’t look at him directly. “The human body can voluntarily withstand only a certain level of sensual pleasure. Since your a virgin, I’ll start easy.” he tells you as he walked up to you. He brings his hand to your chin, forcing you to look at him. You meet his gaze. And instantly regret it. Your breath hitches in your throat as one of his free hand pulls you into a deep sensual kiss. 

Distracting you. That’s what he was doing. You were too focused in the slow sensual kiss to focus on his other hand. He tugged on your lower lip with his teeth as he bit down lightly but hard enough for you to open your mouth in a whimper. He took his advances as he stuck his tongue in your mouth exploring and dominating your mouth. His other hand was playing with your breasts causing your nipples to harden from his touch. You gripped his forearms for support. And then he pulled away. You whimpered at the loss of contact. 

“It’s midnight Y/N…Come back tomorrow if you want to continue this lesson. Come back tomorrow if you want to know why you chose the white mask. I’ll keep this secret.” Jimin said to you as he got himself dressed.

You slipped your dress back on and helped zip you back up. He walks you all the way down to the entrance of which you came with F/N. He pulls you into one last kiss for the time this night. “Be here tomorrow at Ten P.M.And I will show you your darkest desires.” he whispered on your lips and pecked them before walking off. 

You stood at the entrance watching him walk off when your friend F/N came out with someone on her hip. 

“You must have enjoyed yourself if you decided to stay Y/N..” your friend teases as the guy around her kisses her goodbye and then she focuses on you. “So do you want to come back with me tomorrow?” She asks you. 

You thought about it for a few moments. You didn’t want to die a virgin but you also didn’t want to be used either because this was Jimin the frat boy. But this was also the Jimin you had your massive secret crush on. “Sure, how about ten pm. “ You suggested  and she nods in agreement as you both walked home.

Hey guys it s Julie
Hope you are all well
Just to let you know that Jon and I will be away for a couple of days so expect a few queued posts and some delay with asks but I ll get him back to you asap
If you have any videos ideas or posts suggestions hit us up by dropping an ask
Love xx
Ps I just got a new septum piercing will link the Etsy shop I got it from in the comments if anyone wants to get cute handmade jewellery

Really late to the party, but I watched Interstellar today, cool movie, especially the music.

You know, I was thinking that exploring outer space could be pretty cool, but imagine being stuck there for decades with a team you don’t really get along with, or worse, what if it’s a total sausage fest?

But what if it was cute anime girls? It really got me thinking, why aren’t there more anime shows set in space? Imagine it, cute girls confined and isolated in a spaceship millions of light years away from their loved ones back on earth, with no one but each other to save themselves from the loneliness and boredom that is the vast empty void that is surrounding them.
Magic/superpower academies and fantasy worlds are way overplayed by now, the countryside and small towns are still appreciated, but not exactly original either, but space is still an unexplored frontier.

Cute girls doing cute things… in space. Sounds like a genius idea to me.

anonymous asked:

What do you think about "hickey" on Jungkooks neck?

I don’t think it was a hickey, not because I think Jungkook isn’t getting laid, but because I think BigHit aren’t stupid and they would have covered something like that because they wouldn’t want a scandal or some shit like that.