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I can’t get over the fact that after Saitama hits Genos’ head the light circuits on his body glow brighter slowly in the direction of his core as if he’s blushing in a weird cyborg way?? and just generally the overall cuteness of his dazed reaction is so fucking pure, I’ll never get over this scene smh its always been my favorite genos and saitama moment.

  • Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
  • Gryffindor actual description: "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?" *sees spider and screams*
  • Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
  • Ravenclaw actual description: hasn't left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn't notice because they're so deep into the Internet
  • Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
  • Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
  • Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
  • Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose
Top American History Moments - I'm Not Done Yet Motherfuckers

- Thomas Jefferson having a mockingbird named Dick

- Andrew Jackson’s parrot being kicked out of his funeral because it wouldn’t stop saying ‘fuck’

- Andrew Jackson beating the shit out of his would-be assassin with a cane

- Andrew Jackson throwing a huge public party in the White House for his inauguration and having to sneak out because it got out of hand. He could only sneak back in when someone got the idea to move all the alcohol outside.

- John Laurens getting out of bed at Valley Forge and hitting his head on the ceiling

- Ben Franklin wanting the national bird to be the turkey

- Caleb Brewster’s reason for joining the continental army basically being that he just wanted to kick some ass and have some fun

- Caleb Brewster signing his name in big letters on spy reports for the Culper Ring

- George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton going on a fishing trip together, for Washington’s health

- gay brothels being called “Molly Houses”

- Benedict Arnold ploughing through 337 pages of William Blackstone’s “Commentaries” just to find the word militia for a secret code

- baby farmers (this is some crazy shit look it up)

- Thomas Jefferson having a ram that he called “An abominable animal”. It killed a young boy on the White House lawn.

- Aaron Burr having to ban snacks from the senate floor

- George Washington refusing to respond to a British letter because they didn’t address him correctly

- Aaron Burr being attacked by bedbugs and then proceeding to sleep on the floor for five hours

- Thomas Jefferson being a frat boy in college

- Alexander Hamilton being reported dead after going to burn barns and then showing up hours later soaking wet because he fell into a river

- Martha Washington outliving four children and two husbands and still saying that the worst day of her life was when Thomas Jefferson came to visit

a product of my prowling thru the ava’s demon formspring a while back

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“As we move into the future and as we set new goals and blow them completely out of the water, I want you guys to know that I am never going to change.”


Even though the channel is about a week or so from hitting 6 million, I guess I just wanted to get a head start on this seeing as it happens almost in the blink of an eye. Being apart of this incredible community has been an amazing experience and I’m so happy that I hit that subscribe button all those months ago. I’m looking forward to the many months ahead and I’m so proud for all that Mark has accomplished. Congrats on (almost) 6 million subscribers! 

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hIT BY AN IKEMEN STICK AT 140 KM/H

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now did I promise myself and a couple other people that I wasn’t going to crack another daddy joke any time soon after this fiasco? yes. yes I did. but then some certain other people persuaded me that this one needed to be done. and I’m deeply sorry, but I succumb easily to peer pressure.

but hey did anyone catch my reference to a certain piece of zootopia fan art

the special is: Sherlock and John are on a case, Sherlock gets hit in the head and blacks out and while he’s unconscious he dreams about himself and John in the Victorian era. he realises that back then he couldn’t have even tried to be with John, and when he wakes up and sees John’s face, he smiles and says, “I’d love you always”. they kiss and Mary is so angry that she dies.

But Michael’s the kinda guy who would buy you an engagement ring and be waiting for the perfect time to propose so he’d have the ring with him 24/7 and one day he would he throwing it up in the air and catching it absentmindedly while listening to music and he’d miss the catch and lose the ring and you’d come home to find him searching underneath the bed for it and he’d have half his body underneath the bed and you’d ask him what he’s doing and he’d get so flustered that he’d end up hitting his head on the bed and proposing to you there and then before recruiting you into helping him find the ring

This gif actually accurately depicts the exo members perfectly

you got jongdae being shy and getting bullied,

sehun the first one to act up “ayYY what’s with this hyung-” *ruthlessly slams the pillow on jongdae*,

minseok second to attack, lazy elder butt still kept on the seat,

luhan understanding the situation a second later than everyone else then proceeding to hit jongdae’s head,

yixing who initially gets up to join the fun but gets hit in the face by luhan and then twirls and sits back down,

and last but not least, richass mom $uho watching all his kids with a look that says, “oh look they’re at it again, how adorable”

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someone brought balloons to my concert, so i present to you…

patrick vs. balloons: the reckoning