getting to know your neighbor

He Doesn’t Deserve You

Summary: You move into your new apartment and have an awkward run in with your neighbor, making a very interesting first impression.

Warnings: angst, sexual tension (minor), smut, Steve x Reader, Bucky x Reader

A/N: I have so many drabbles to write but I needed a break and I thought this up. I was going to make this into a series but I didn’t wanna start another one so I just wrote it as a long fic (hence why it’s a little jumpy / fast paced). If you guys like this I can write a short series similar to this story (with some changes). Just let me know.


You looked around your new apartment, it was fully decorated with your things and it filled you with utter joy. You sighed as you sat on your bed, popping open a bottle of wine to let it breathe, waiting for your friends to show up. A knock on your door sent you flying towards it.

“Courtney! Michelle!” You swung the door open with a proud grin on your face. “How do you like the place?” 

“It’s so cute!” Michelle shrieked as she brushed passed you, taking in her surroundings. 

“Hmmm, not enough Star Wars decor.” Courtney followed Michelle, chuckling as she passed the hanging pictures of you guys from college.

“Raegan couldn’t make it?” You cocked an eyebrow, worried for your newly engaged friend. “She too busy with Noah?”

“Technically, she’s planning the wedding and driving him nuts.” Michelle giggled and poured herself a glass of wine. “Now, let’s get this pizza eating, wine drinking, and Netflix bingeing started!” 

Four episodes into the first season of Grey’s Anatomy and the three of you were blabbering, laughing, drunk idiots. You were shouting at the tv, telling the characters that they were doing regretful, silly things. You were voted the door answerer when a loud banging echoed in your apartment. 

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Pillowtalk (M)

Originally posted by yoonmyeon

Genre: Smut

Summary: Namjoon was the one, once upon a time. He can’t come back into your life and expect things to go back to normal. You’re happy with Hoseok, and no random visit in the middle of the night is gonna stop that..right? (Previously posted on Suganeedsanap)

Warnings:
Cheating

Word Count: 2,860

Written by: Admin Jaefairy

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madmadcat  asked:

#41 - “Damn auto-correct…” - Kylux

Having a pool allows one certain advantage: like getting to invite your handsome neighbor over on especially hot days. Hux knows this, and uses it well to his advantage. It has to be fate, how nicely this has all worked out. Kylo, the new guy who moved in two houses away with his dog and who does something like yoga on his back porch except those are no poses Hux has ever seen before–he’s a former swimmer, was on the team in college. He misses swimming, he tells Hux, looking hungrily at the fakey-blue water of the sparkling clean pool as they chat one day. Well. Hux thinks he’s looking at the pool. It’d be easy to flatter himself into thinking Kylo’s looking one foot over, at Hux himself, but it’s better to just wait and see. Don’t get your hopes up. That kind of thing.

But Kylo accepts every single invitation to swim. He’ll stay for a long time, moving in endless graceful circles like something living in an aquarium. “Did you know they have to put barriers in circular shark tanks?” Kylo says one day, after abruptly changing directions. “Otherwise the sharks will only swim in one direction forever.”

He’s smart, too. Interesting. Helpful. Offers to pitch in when Hux needs something. He wants to do something in exchange for getting to use the pool so often, so he will insist on mowing the lawn or running to pick up some lunch. His timing is always excellent, too. Hux gets a text from Kylo in the very grossest, most relentless heat of August, when Hux has foolishly decided would be a great time to refinish the deck around the pool. Need any help with anything?

Oh, god, this would go so much faster with two people. He texts back god,yes, with my deck and then wipes his brow. It’s not until he gets the reply a few minutes later that he realizes what has just happened.

I mean, yes, definitely, but give me a few minutes? I didn’t know you were down too???

Holy shit. “Damn autocorrect,” Hux growls, realizing it changed his message to god, yes, with my dick.

Should he be honest? Like, completely honest? It would be easier to do so over text. 

Oh my fucking god. I meant deck. I’m refinishing my deck. At my pool.

Followed immediately by:

But uh…..I didn’t know you were down in the first place? 

The most agonizing minute of waiting ever, and then:

So if I still come over, I can help you finish the deck and then finish your dick?

Hux lets out the ugliest snort.

You’re more than welcome to do both. 

A barrier forces you to go in a new direction. A good one. A fun one. 

anonymous asked:

What's it like having a waifu? Serious question. I've never had one

You know that BBQ smell that gets in the air when your neighbors are grilling outside?

But like you can’t have any no matter how much you want it because you don’t really know them and they’re having a party or something?

It’s like that but with your heart instead of your nose 

Too Much Trouble

Originally posted by calif0rnia-lovers

Summary: You get to know your neighbor Frank when he needs help

Pairing: Frank Castle x Reader

Word Count: 3,700 (yikes)

Warnings: mentions of violence, language, injuries, medical procedures, blood, broken bones, difficulty breathing, needles… Frank? Is Frank a warning?

A/N: this is for @atari-writes who’s been nagging me for a Frank fic (jk hun I love you) I really don’t think this is very good… but here it is… (also @deanssweetheart23 because you’re my twin and you read all the things)

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Small towns and pickup lines, part 1

Summary: The reader has sworn off sex after several bad encounters. Dean tries to pick her up. 

Characters: Dean x Reader, mention of Sam

Word Count: 1920

Warnings: light angst, panic attack, discussions of sex and guys being douchebags

Author’s Note: This is part one of two. Part two is written and will hopefully be out later this week


The town of Lebanon, Kansas has a population of 218 people according to the 2010 census and it has all the charms and pitfalls of being a small town—mainly that everyone knows everyone and newcomers stick out like a sore thumb. It also has the added benefit that everyone else seems to know everyone else’s business—especially the single women of child-bearing age.

Got a new job? Your neighbors know before you get hired.  Got a new boyfriend? They know that, too. Lose your virginity in the cramped backseat of a neon yellow mustang with Robby Peterson in the cemetery under a full moon? Little old Mrs. Halshauser gives you dirty looks out her kitchen window when you get home five minutes after curfew. The rest of the town knows by the time you roll up to school the next morning, which only makes the disaster worst. High schoolers are vicious and the gossip doesn’t stop with them.

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Mad Sounds: Part 2 [Modern!Kylo x Reader]

Summary: Sleepless after an eventful night, you turn to Kylo for comfort. 

Part 1

A/N: I wanted to lighten the mood a smidge after some intense stuff in part 1. Enjoy!

Warnings: Just fluff and angst. 



You had been staring at your ceiling so long you were sure you would never forget the sight. Bundled up in your sheets, you were warm, but to say you were comfortable was a lie. You had wound yourself so tightly in them, thinking it would make you feel safe and secure, but you just could not fall asleep. Not after what happened. 

You had an idea, but you didn’t want to act on it. Every time you decided to get up, your body didn’t go along with it. You groaned out loud, frustrated with your conflicting thoughts. Closing your eyes tightly, you sat up quickly enough you wouldn’t have to think about what you were doing. You wrapped a blanket around you and trudged into your living room, defeated. It reminded you of your childhood, except the nightmare wasn’t in your mind. 

Standing in the hall, you sighed heavily, obviously. It was more of an announcement of your appearance than anything. You didn’t want to scare Kylo. He had offered to sleep on your couch, to keep you safe while your window was busted open from earlier. You had gladly accepted his offer. But now, it was awkward. 

His dark locks fell away from his face as his head poked up from the other side of the sofa. “Y/N? What’s wrong?!” He started to get up, but you waved him down. 

“Just can’t fall asleep.”

“Can’t blame you. You had an eventful night.” Kylo sat up properly and patted the sofa cushion next to him. 

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{Special} College!AU Minhyuk
  • major: dance education 
  • minor: biology 
  • sports: archery club 
  • clubs: wanted to join an on campus band but he actually isn’t that good at playing guitar…….so instead he gets lessons from joshua whose in college choir and now he can successfully play……..one song
  • minhyuk is the shining star in all of his classes because no matter how many times he messes up, no one can get angry because his smile is blinding and his intentions are never bad
  • like literally his clumsiness is out of this world and his memory fixates on one thing and forgets about everything else so when he shows up to bio class completely prepared with the notes he took down for chapter 7, even though you were supposed to read chapter 6 like,,,, the teacher lets it slide and everyone in his group helps him out 
  • because like he wants to do his best he’s just prone to ,,,, mixing things up
  • but don’t get me wrong he works hard and studies hard, his grades are better than jooheons (which really bothers jooheon LOL)
  • and sure maybe coming out of lab covered in the ethanol he spilled on himself is a bit……
  • or when the teacher refers to a salida and he can’t stop giggling because god it sounds like salad right- right???
  • can make him seem goofy and silly but that doesn’t mean he’s not serious when he needs to be
  • like he even tutored some of the kids in his class in bio because he’s actually really good at it, no matter how clumsy he comes off in lab, like he knows his stuff
  • because more than anything he wants to learn how to be a studious teacher who doesn’t only bring joy to his students through dancing - but also learning how important exercise is to the human body
  • kinesiology minor seungcheol is always lending minhyuk his textbooks because minhyuk wants to know even more on the science of body movement
  • and no one gets how minhyuk finds reading that stuff so damn entertaining, but at the same time minhyuk is too cute to say no to
  • like to all students and teachers alike, like i mentioned this before but seriously his smile and his happiness is contagious 
  • he’s the campus happy virus 
  • and whenever he gets to see younger kids like when he goes to competitions with the archery team and he sees like the middle school division he’s like
  • pulling on a fellow teammate shownu’s sleeve like hYUNG LOOK THEYRE SO CUTE AND SMALL
  • and shownu is looking down at him like: you’re also small
  • minhyuk: ):< am nOT
  • says the adorable boy whose bow is covered in like stickers of puppies and flowers and whenever he gets a perfect ten he throws hearts at the audience
  • and if someone throws them back he pretends that the hearts pierce his chest and he like puts his hand over his heart and makes a cute face
  • like c’mon he is the CUTEST campus happy virus ever
  • also he thinks love is cute. like minhyuk loves love he thinks couples are the best and parents with their kids make him excited 
  • and whenever him and the guys go out to eat and like karaoke or whatever minhyuk always points to couples sharing drinks or holding hands and he’s like ~~~~Soooo ROmanticcccc
  • and hyungwon is shoving fries into his mouth like huh and kihyun is like yo minhyuk i can hook you up just tell me i gotchu bro
  • except minhyuk is like kihyun No Offense but i Dont Trust You
  • kihyun: im gonna pretend im not offended but just know that i aM offended and this severing of our friendship is going down in my diary tonight
  • minhyuk: what
  • but basically minhyuk is an angelic boy who is always trying to see the positive in everything and probably dances to music when he’s out at the mall and everyone in his friend group is like we don’t know him but the cashiers can’t help but smile like what a CUTE kid
  • not a kid he is in college but you know what i mean everything and anything he does is endearing from singing bio terms out loud to remember them to staying up past 4 am to practice his own dancing, sweaty hair pulled back and determined eyes….ok we’re getting off track
  • but yes you know minhyuk because he’s your neighbor in the off campus living house
  • and he lives directly next door and the building is like 70 years old the walls are as thin as paper so every night between the hours of 10 and midnight you hear some kind of music coming from his side of the wall
  • and for a while you were like,,,,,,,why the hell does he listen to the same song on repeat for two to three hours???? is it like his studying mechanism???
  • until you saw the poster of the seoul ballet recital hanging off his front door right under it the iconic photo of michael jackson’s moonwalk and you were like
  • “oh. dance major.”
  • and tbh you don’t really complain,,,,the music he dances to is actually not as bad as you thought it would be. like sure one night it’s jazz, the next it’s hip-hop, then you can’t believe it but is that,,,,,clogging music?
  • but it kinda becomes a habit of yours to stay up, glancing at the clock when it hits ten and you can hear minhyuk moving furniture around in his room to make space to practice and then you always get a neat surprise when he turns on some kind on new music
  • although you have to admit you almost spit all your coffee out when you heard the cotton-eyed joe song 
  • you think it is really cool how hardworking and dedicated minhyuk must be to dancing
  • but it’s kind of funny because like,,,,you’ve never seen him
  • LIKE you don’t really know what he looks like because you have no classes in the dance major and your schedules never cross because like
  • you’re on campus for your classes and then you have work and you’re sure minhyuk has class and then practice or whatever
  • basically you’ve never ??? like ?? seen him in the hallway of your house or even down in the communal kitchen 
  • but the fact doesn’t bother you because you’re not friends with his friends you guys are just neighbors that like,,,,,,never talk LOL
  • until one night when you’re settling in with your coffee, textbook open, hoping that tonight’s music selection by minhyuk is the waltz or something so you can actually concentrate 
  • and to your luck that’s what it sounds like and you smile to yourself as you start taking notes and slowly swaying to the music in your seat
  • but then,,,,,all of a sudden,,,,,,the music cuts off
  • and you turn to look at the wall with your eyebrows furrowed because - this has never happened
  • so you wait a bit,,,but ten minutes passes and,,,,nothing,,,,,,,,,
  • no music no sounds,,,,,,
  • and you don’t know why but something inside of you tells you that something is wrong 
  • and although it’s probably awkward to worry about someone you know close to nothing about it is neighbor courtesy to take care of one and another
  • so you venture out of your apartment and over to the next one and you knock on the door, putting your ear to it and trying to listen but ?? there’s no response
  • so you lean closer and put your hand on the doorknob and??? the door just opens like it wasn’t locked at all
  • and your fear about something being wrong heightens by like ten fold
  • and you call out an “I’m sorry for disturbing you, but can I come in?”
  • and then you hear it, a faint groan of pain and the voice of someone asking for help
  • and you run down the hall to see a boy laying on the floor, clutching his ankle in pain and you’re like oh my god??? and you rush over to him and you’re like
  • “what’s wrong??”
  • and he looks up at you and even with his face twisted in pain he’s still,,,,like wow,,,,,like he’s handsome
  • but now is not the TIME and you’re like ???? “should i call an ambulance? get the med student from floor 5????” and minhyuk’s like shaking his head and pointing to the door like
  • “ice, from the kitchen downstairs……” and you’re like ICE OK ROGER WAIT HERE DONT MOVE
  • and minhyuk is like “i??? can’t??”
  • and you’re like rIGHT r i ght one second 
  • and so you rush downstairs and get a bag of ice and back upstairs and as you’re running down the hall you’re like in your head you’re like
  • okokokok if anything is broken we should go to the hospital - but can i carry him? would that be ok? should i ask him? also why didn’t i at least comb my hair i look so bad and he’s so cute - wait wait don’t think that!!!
  • and finally you barge back into his apartment and run over with the ice and you’re like “is your ankle broken??? i think i should call-”
  • and minhyuk is like again shaking his head
  • and then when he looks up at you, he somehow even manages to break into a smile 
  • and you’re like hOW aren’t you in pain
  • but he just takes the ice and applies it to his ankle and he’s like AHH IT HURTS and you’re like !!!! but then he grins at you like “just kidding, i mean it does hurt but not a lot the ice will help in no time~”
  • and you’re like “it’s not broken???” 
  • and minhyuk’s like pFFT nooooo it’s just twisted!!!! and he gives you a thumbs up
  • and you’re like “i didn’t hear the music from next door and then i heard you fall so i thought i’d come in here and you’d be like bleeding from your nose-”
  • minhyuk breaks into laughter, but winces a bit but he’s like “no!! dancers should all know how to fall to make sure they don’t break anything, it’s like the first thing you teach the kids too”
  • and you tilt your head like ??? the kids
  • and minhyuk’s like “oh, im a dance education major not a dance major” and your eyes widen a bit because wow you,,,didn’t know that
  • but somehow it fits even more afterall here he is laughing off twisting his ankle, keeping bright and sunny even though most people would be ): right about now
  • you can’t help but think such a good personality is perfect for teachers
  • but anyway you nod and you’re like “oh, i didn’t know - that’s cool!” and minhyuk’s like “sO you’re my neighbor? you must really not like it since you have to listen to all my weird music”
  • but you shake your head and you’re like “not at all! actually i always look forward to ten o’clock because i know you’ll play something interesting and it doesn’t bother me - if it does i just go out and hang in someone elses apartment, but really - i have grown fond of it”
  • and minhyuk kind of looks at you funny and you’re like “what???” and he’s like chuckling like “nothing, just the neighbors across the hall hate me for it. he’s always chasing me around campus when he sees me like ‘i need to study for my finals!!! not listen to tango music!!!”
  • the mental image makes you giggle and minhyuk extends his hand for you to shake and he’s like “it’s nice to meet you, neighbor who actually doesn’t hate me”
  • and you shake it and grin like “nice to meet you too, neighbor who i don’t actually hate”
  • and you guys both laugh this time and it’s really not awkward at all
  • finally, minhyuk’s twisted ankle is ok enough for him to get up and he mentions going back to practice but you’re like are you nuts no you’re gonna twist it again just go rest and minhyuk is like fiiiiiiine and you laugh and say that you’ll be going then
  • and as you shut the door to his apartment behind you, you notice this fuzzy warm feeling in your stomach
  • and you’re like oh no,,,,,,don’t,,,,,,don’t get a crush on him oh no o h no
  • but too late 
  • you get home and crawl into bed and all you can think of is that bright smile of his, his sweet voice,,,,,,,,plUS the fact that he works so hard not for himself but to be a good teacher for kids LIKE IS HE AN ANGEL
  • and you try to cover your face with your pillow and be like stop. thinking. about. minhyuk. 
  • but you can’t and tbh,,, on the otherside of the wall he can’t stop thinking about you either and you’re both lying in bed like two dweebs smiling to yourselves because “oh my god who know my neighbor was so DARN CUTE”
  • but again, you and minhyuk’s schedules are solar systems apart so you never bump into each other but then one day you hear a knock on your door and you open it to see this tall lanky looking guy with a book under his hand and a shorter more visibly excited guy and they’re both like
  • “minhyuk said you should come over, we’re playing a video game and we need one more person for our team”
  • and you’re like UH,,,,i don’t really game- but hyungwon is like “me either, yet these losers are making me so let’s go”
  • and that’s how you end up sqaushed into minhyuks side on his couch playing some video game as kihyun shouts at the screen and that guy hyungwon presses random buttons on his controller
  • and the other two, changkyun and jooheon are both about to chuck their controllers out the window
  • and it’s so crazy and loud and minhyuk leans over at some point and he’s like
  • “sorry to drag you into this mess, our friend shownu is picking up or other friend wonho from the airport after his study abroad and we need a minimum of six people so,,,,,” 
  • and you’re like AH don’t worry about it!! sorry i suck tho
  • and minhyuk is like “oh it’s because you don’t know the controls, here let me show you”
  • and you think he’s just going to take the controller from you, but instead he puts his hands over yours and he’s like “ok so you press X to dodge and then B-”
  • and you’re trying to concentrate by his hands are so warm and so big covering yours and you’re nodding absentmindedly but in reality you can’t hear anything he’s saying
  • not until you hear the door open and in walk in two more boys, one with a suitcase in hand and you look up and you guess this is wonho and shownu
  • and wonho is like “I’m back!! I see everyone’s the same - oh hello, are you minhyuk’s significant other?”
  • and wonho’s eyes focus on you and so does everyone elses in the room and you’re like UM
  • and minhyuk quickly takes his hands off yours and he turns cherry red and you’re like !!!!!! trying to gather your thoughts until you just blurt out “he’s my neighbor!”
  • and wonho is like huh do neighbors usually cuddle on couches like you two are??? and you’re like WE’RE NOT cU DD Li ng,,,,,,,but i mean you are practically halfway into his lap with minhyuks arm looped around your shoulders so mayb it looks like that but minhyuk is clearing his throat like ANYWAY HOW WAS YOUR TRIP
  • and that’s enough to distract everyone and you get up like i think,,,,,i should go?? and minhyuk’s like what no you should stay-
  • but you’re like bowing as you leave like iT WAS FUN BYE
  • and you’re back in your room so you don’t hear how all the boys abandon the talk about wonho’s trip and are like MINHYUK YOU LIKE THEM DONT YOU
  • and minhyuk is like yES BUT U IDIOTS RUINED IT FOR ME
  • but,,,,,,they totally didn’t 
  • because the next day as you’re heading for your weekly study group you bump right into someone and??? it’s minhyuk??? and you’re like “i never see you in the library??” and minhyuk is blushing again scratching his neck like,,,,”y-yeah but hyungwon knows this kid in your study group who knows you and they told me you’d be here anyway um i kind of want to apologize for you know,,,being a noisy neighbor and also for my embarrassing friends last night-”
  • and you’re like looking down at your book in your hands trying not to smile a bit because you can kind of tell where this is going
  • and minhyuk takes a breath and he’s like “-but also i came because i wanted to know if you maybe want to,,,,,,,goonadateliketogetsomeicecreamorsomething some time…..”
  • and you almost giggle, but you look up and you’re like 
  • “id love that. want to meet after my study group is over?” and minhyuk lights up like a goddamn christmas tree he’s like YES ill,,,,,be waiting
  • and you nod and head toward the table where your group is and minhyuk steps into a random aisle to do an excited little wiggle dance that the student next to him sees and is just like eyes emoji about
  • but yeah you and minhyuk do go on this little date
  • and you guys eat mango ice cream together and minhyuk talks about how he’s recently thought about quitting archery so he can make more time to apply for this job at a local dance academy
  • and you tell him about your studies
  • and even though your fields are miles apart minhyuk is still so interested and supportive of everything you’re telling him, like he’s more engaged than some of your friends when you tell him and like it always feels good to have someone acknowledge you
  • and minhyuk is that kind of person. he never lets a conversation die
  • and like you get your ice-cream even though it’s pretty cold out and minhyuk is like “are your hands cold??” because when you walk out of the cafe you’re blowing on them 
  • you’re like a bit,,,i think i shouldn’t have ordered a cone and held it-
  • and then suddenly minhyuk is taking your hands in his and slipping them into his coats pocket and he’s like ^^ is that warm??
  • and you’re like ohmy ogdo,,,,,but also you’re like yes ;; and you can feel minhyuks fingers link with yours in his pocket and you’re like 
  • gosh he’s so cute H O W 
  • and after that you two go on many more dates,,,even though sometimes your dates get interrupted by minhyuk’s many different friends (most of all though monsta x magically appears at the like movie you two decided to go to ‘by accident’ and won’t stop teasing minhyuk about how c*rny he is for taking you to a romcom but then you’re like shut up you all bought tickets to the romcom JUST to make fun of us but i saw jooheon cry!
    jooheon: sniffing DONT COME FOR ME blows his nose)
  • but you don’t mind minhyuk’s friends and you don’t mind minhyuks loud music, loud laugh, loud personality aT ALL in fact you adore it
  • because he’s so lively and nothing is ever awkward with him
  • minhyuk makes you feel like you’re always welcome to tell him anything
  • to put it simply minhyuk, very quickly, starts feeling like home to you
  • and speaking of home you spend like 50% of your time over at his apartment
  • instead of listening to him practice through the walls of your room you actually come over and watch him dance
  • and he’s always like ‘score me’ and you’re like ‘10′ and he’s like nOOOO u said 10 yesterday TOOO and you’re like sorry you’re perfect and i love you 
  • and minhyuk gets embarrassed like DONT say you love me so easily 
  • and you’re like “too bad: I love you I love you I love you I l-”
  • minhyuk shuts you up with a kiss and then covers his face like AH CANT BELIEVE I DID THAt
  • and you’re just giggling because it’s cute how he gets embarrassed of himself
  • but also minhyuk knows the perfect way to get you flustered too whenever he’s practicing he will sometimes pull you up on your feet and be like “dance with me!!”
  • and you’re like oh,,,babe no i SUCK 
  • but he puts his hands on your hips and tries moving you this way and that or holds your hands and twirls you around and you’re always like min!!!!hyuk!!!! but he just laughs until you go along with it
  • and you two get tired and collapse on his floor and minhyuk rolls over to smile at you with his sweaty hair in his face
  • and in that moment everytime you get this rush of emotions and you’ll move closer to kiss him a little more passionately than usual and minhyuk always kisses back
  • but he also pushes away first and curls up into an embarrassed blushy little ball and you pout becuase you’re like minhyuk come back,,,,,come back let me kiss you again !!! and maybe do more
  • and minhyuk is like oK but let’s get on the couch at least-
  • such a gentleman even when he doesnt have to be hehe
  • you once came over and you couldn’t find him and then you heard the shower running so you were like ok!! ill join him
  • and when you did you damn near almost gave him a heart attack but he was thankful and it was cute you washed his hair and shoulders
  • and also did some other things which i will not discuss in detail (-:
  • but yeah you think minhyuk looks the best in his sweatpants, dancing diligently along with the music
  • you can see the passion in his eyes and the love he has for it and sometimes he gets down on himself
  • because people pass him off as some kind of airheaded kid who probably doesn’t try hard in his studies
  • but you just hold his cheeks and kiss his whole face and you’re like “you know you’re going to prove them all wrong - you’re going to be a great teacher.”
  • sometimes you get texts from changkyun whose like “your boyfriends a lab safety hazard he almost lit the lab plants on fire” and you’re like “isn’t he charming <33333″ changkyun: “………..no”
  • minhyuk telling you random facts about your bones and like how they work and you’re just like lol imagine if all my joints were made of jello and minhyuk is like oh my god that’d be cool though
  • hyungwon: what the hell are you two talking about. like ever
  • but also you two are so heart-warming to see because minhyuk adores you to pieces and he’s vocal about it with his friends and sometimes someone is like “why are you smiling at your phone?” and minhyuk’s just like “im reading my conversation with y/n and they’re so funny and stunning and amazing and lovely and -”
  • you too tbh someone is like what do you like about your boyfriend and you have like a power point slide ready at hand you just
  • you both just love each other so much and so whole heartedly
  • the neighbor who complains about minhyuk’s music comes over one day pissed off and you’re just like 
  • apologizing on minhyuks behalf and you’re like “maybe we can go practice in my room since its further away?” and minhyuks like ok!!!
  • but it’s not the best idea because he almost knocks over your lamp and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • i love you but also back to your room if the person complains again we’ll just turn off the music and pretend we’re not here LOL
  • minhyuk keeps telling you that for your honeymoon he’s gonna take you to disneyland and you’re like first of all) honeymoon? since when-
  • and minhyuk blushes like YOURE RIGHT we’re only in college i shouldn’t push marriage-
  • but then you giggle and you’re like “ok, but you have to promise me we can take a photo with goofy. he’s my favorite”
  • and minhyuk just gets all smiley again like ok!! i promise 
  • minhyuk finally learns how to play a full song on the guitar and when he gently sings along with it in front of you you’re like ,,,,,,everything about you is so amazing already and now i found out you have the voice of an angel-
  • and minhyuk is like iM not amazing,,,,
  • but you’re like “hush come here”
  • and you like kiss him until he’s falling over and laughing against your neck 
  • and you two have the cutest inside jokes and weird nicknames for each other
  • and when you’re all out to eat one day jooheon is like “so……is minhyuk flexible (;”
  • and you’re like “yeah he’s a dancer” 
  • and jooheon’s like “yeah, i bet he has some crazy movies in be-”
  • shownu shoving rice into jooheon’s mouth: he meant to say doesn’t minhyuk have some crazy moves on the dance floor
  • you:
  • minhyuk:
  • you:………….yes jooheon he’s flexible in bed
  • the whole table: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • minhyuk: i love you so much but you’re so e M B A RR A S I NG 

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any advice for a first time flyer? Tips for going through the process, the long flight, and exiting the airport/picking up your luggage and all specifically that would have helped you in hindsight? I have a trip coming up and I'm slightly nervous even after googling tips since I'll likely be flying alone. Thanks ^^

As someone who has flown more than a bit before, and usually by myself, I will give you The Sudden Adult’s Guide to Surviving Plane Trips ™.

Checking In:

  • For most flights, you can “check in” as early as 24 hours before your flight. This will allow you to print your boarding pass at home/library/etc. and cut some of the time you’d be wasting standing in a long-ass line waiting to print your ticket. Gotta love technology.
  • Check your flight the morning of, or a few hours, before you’re scheduled to leave for the airport. Make sure the time hasn’t changed due to weather/mechanical issues/etc. No one wants to arrive at the airport to find out their fucking flight was delayed 5 hours and they now have to wait at a crappy airport coffee shop.
  • Get dropped off at the terminal for your flight. The best way to ensure this is to have a general idea of where your terminal will be. You don’t have to be dropped off there, but it saves you from walking and dragging your luggage down to your airline’s bag check.

Luggage Tips:

  • TIP YOUR BAG PERSON. That person who you drop your luggage off with when you arrive at the airport? Tip them. I usually give $5 per bag. A nice tip and friendly attitude ensures your bag arrives at its destination (usually).
  • If you have a black/brown/gray suitcase, try making it stand out. Usually I see people tie ribbons to the handles. Personally, I have a lime green ribbon and a pink skull luggage tag that are hard to miss (but then, my regular suitcase is also metallic, so it’s a pleasant eyesore).
  • Put luggage tags on your suitcase and carry-on. Make sure your information on the tags is up-to-date. In case your shit goes missing, you want to give the airport a way of finding you.
  • Know what your airline considers a carry-on size. Sometimes airlines will change the carry-on requirements because why not do things to piss off passengers? Check by calling the airline directly or Googling “What is a carry-on bag + name of airline.” Usually you are allowed one carry-on and one personal bag (purse/backpack/laptop case).

TSA/Security Tips:

  • Know the 3-1-1 rule and follow it. Keep your tiny liquids bag in an easily-accessible front or side pocket so you can whip it out without digging through your bag. Same goes for laptops. Make it easy to pull out, because it will have to go in a bin by itself.
  • Wear shoes that easily slip on and off, because you will have to take them off to go through security. Also, wear socks, because who knows what the fuck’s on that airport floor.
  • Take any coats/hoodies off while you wait in line. TSA agents will ask you to take these off anyway, so might as well save the people behind you some time. Same goes for any jewelry, belts, or cellphones that will set off the metal detector. Put them in a pocket of your carry-on.
  • Pay attention to the line when it moves. As a (former) frequent flyer, I cannot explain how annoying it is to be stuck in a line behind someone who is not paying attention. Don’t be that person.
  • Also, if you’re not a frequent flyer, do not get in the experienced flyer line. We can smell the inexperience.
  • Keep your ID and ticket (and passport, if required) easily accessible on your person. This will make going through any additional security nice and easy for you.

Airport Tips:

  • Find out where your terminal is, then worry about getting food or drink. Nothing is more stressful than finally getting your $20 sandwich and then having to run around a large airport trying to find your terminal. Find your terminal and then embark on the search for food.
  • Do not leave your bags unattended. This should really speak for itself.
  • Pee before you fly. Like Ma always said, use the loo before you fly, boo…especially if you need to poo.
  • Good fucking luck finding a place to charge your phone/laptop/nintendo 3DS if you’re flying out during a busy time (holidays, weekends, etc.). Solve the problem by charging these things the night before you leave.

Plane Tips:

  • Put your carry-on in the overhead bin that’s near your seat. If you have anything in there that you might want during the flight (magazine, notebook, etc.), consider getting it out before you get on the plane.
  • Sit in the seat you’ve been assigned. Unless it’s a Southwest flight (which lets passengers choose their own seats upon boarding), your ticket will say where you’ll sit. Sit there. Don’t be the seat-stealing prick of the plane.
  • If you’re nervous, listen to the flight attendant at the beginning. They will explain all regular and emergency procedures. Sometimes knowing how to survive if shit hits the fan can make you feel better.
  • If you think you may  feel sick during the flight, try chewing mint-flavored gum. Gum also helps with you ears popping. If the flight serves drinks, request something soothing like ginger ale. If not, buy a $3 bottle of lemon-lime soda from a place in the airport. My personal experience is that ginger ale solves all flight sickness (or maybe that’s a placebo effect, I don’t know and don’t care, because I like ginger ale).
  • Don’t get up when the flight attendant brings out the little drink cart. There’s never a way around it, so just sit tight until it passes you if you need to get up and pee.
  • Try getting to know your seat neighbor(s), if you’re comfortable with that. Last time I flew, I had an interesting discussion with the old dude sitting next to me about the status of the US economy.

Landing & Leaving:

  • BRACE YOURSELF! Sort of kidding, but if you’re like me and planes make you nauseous, you might want to prepare yourself (I know that I personally feel most sick during turbulence and landing).
  • Don’t bother rushing to get up and stand. The damn plane’s not going to take off again while you’re still on it, so chill out and take your time. If you’re on a flight that’s part of a connecting flight, they’ll usually ask passengers who need to leave to make their next flight to get off first. Some people are jerks and will pretend just so they can leave slightly sooner than others.
  • Be careful when you open the overhead bin. They aren’t kidding when they say stuff may have shifted around. I once saw a lady get beaned on the forehead by her kid’s carry-on.
  • Make your way to the baggage claim. If you have to pee, do it now, because luggage can take a while, so you might as well empty your bladder while you can. And if you’re lost, just follow the people form your plane, or ask someone who looks like an airport employee.
  • Stand around the luggage carousel and wait for your bag. A lot of people crowd around the opening, but you can stand out and wait near the end. The bags go around in circles for fucks sake, so it’s not like you only have one chance to grab your bag. Also, double-check that it is your bag.
  • Check that your ride knows when and where to pick you up. Let them know your flight number, arrival time, and terminal so they can be on the lookout. Pick someone reliable (I’ve been left waiting before, I can tell you it sucks ass).

So…yep. That’s all the tips I can think of.

-The Sudden Adult

PS. If you’re gonna fly, don’t let your arms get tired! HA. HA. HA.

TBR Book Tag

I was tagged by the fabulous @the-forest-library. Thanks!

1. How do you keep track of your TBR pile?
Friend, I barely keep track of what day of the week it is. You ask too much of me.
They’re all over the place. It’s absolutely terrible. And then I have an Amazon wishlist that is also entirely out of control. Also a list on Book Depository and one on Abe. I have no chill.

2. Is your TBR mostly print or ebook?
All print. I don’t have an e-reader and I really hate reading on a screen (I have old woman eyes). And I can’t draw on an e-reader and I really like writing in the margins and underlining things.

3. How do you determine which book to read next?
Whatever I’m in the mood for. I try to plan it out and I always ignore those plans in the end.

4. A book that’s been on your TBR list the longest?
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Everyone raves about it, I have it on the shelf, I’m never in the mood. Refer to the above.

5. A book you recently added to your TBR?
I just got a copy of Stoner today and it’s pretty high up there.

6. A book in your TBR strictly because of its beautiful cover?
I don’t think so. Usually I find a book I want and then I go looking for the pretty cover.

7. A book on your TBR that you never plan on reading?
Probably some sci-fi book that I bought with the best of intentions and has now been shoved out of my memory entirely. 

8. An unpublished book on your TBR that you’re excited for?
I can’t think of one. I was looking forward to If We Were Villains and then it came out and then I read it (and liked it a whole bunch) and now I’ve got nothing going on.

9. A book on your TBR that basically everyone has read but you?
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
:/

10. A book on your TBR that everyone recommends to you?
*sigh* Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

11. A book on your TBR that you’re dying to read?
Probably Stoner and Doctor Thorne.

12. How many books are on your TBR shelf?
Oh, my dude, it’ll be a lot of years before my TBR can be contained to one shelf. And I’m going to need people to stop publishing books. Thanks.

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All right, I’m gonna go ahead and call pre-boarding for all Zabvronians with elite status. Ah… Oh. No, wait. That’s… that’s only me. Suck it, coach trash.

Blush

by Inspector Boxer

Fandom: Supergirl

Pairing: Alex/Maggie

Rating: M

Summary: “I’ve never seen anyone blush that hard.”

Author’s Note: This is a prompt fill for @misswidgetsays who wanted prompt #5, “I’ve never seen anyone blush that hard.” Hope you like it!

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“We shouldn’t do this here,” Alex murmured, but she was already giving in, letting Maggie back her up against the wall.  

“That’s part of the fun.” Maggie nipped at Alex’s neck, just below her ear, her lips then trailing hotly downward. “You telling me to stop?”

“N-No…” Alex breathed out in a rush, the world going hazy around the edges as Maggie gripped her hips. “I should… I should lock the…”

“Taken care of, Danvers. Now let me take care of you.”

In the weeks since they’d become intimate, Alex had become addicted to the woman, to the way Maggie’s hands and mouth could make her feel. Moaning softly as one of those hands slipped under her shirt and palmed one of Alex’s breasts, Alex was glad to actually have her tiny, secluded office for once. Solid walls. No windows. Just enough room and privacy for Maggie to have her way with her.

“Maggie…” Alex gasped.

Maggie made a sound deep in her chest, almost like a purr. “I love when you say my name like that.” She leaned back to give Alex a sly grin. “I’ve not seen you in four days, Alex. You need to make it up to me.”

“Do I?” Alex taunted, happy to throw the DEO rulebook right out the window. It was getting late and both Kara and the evening teams were out on patrol. If there was ever a time to get away with this, it was now.

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Purge!S.Coups

Author: Admin Lilly
Genre: That is a very good question
Words: 4000
Summary: You get stuck outside during the Purge night, luckily Seungcheol appears and helps you through it all
A/N: *Rose from Titanic voice* It’s been 85 years (literally by the color of his hair you’ll be able to tell how old this is lmao)…. I’m so sorry for this taking so long, a lot of stuff happened and I just lost interest in writing for a bit, but now I’m back for good! Also this is XXL, so I hope you enjoy! 

Originally posted by seokmind

“It’s just one more hour until the annual Purge begins, so everyone who’s not a Purger should probably start making their way back home and lock their doors. And to everyone else: Happy Purge Day!“ The cheerful voice on the radio made you want to puke.

The Purge had been going on for a few years now, several people in power had tried to stop it, but the law never got through the senate. There were too many conservatives, too many members of the New Founding Fathers that wanted to keep this sick tradition going.

The Purge promised lower criminal rates and less murders by making every single crime legal for one night. People had 12 hours to do everything they had wanted to do their entire life. Purging was supposed to cleanse your soul and help the negativity in your body leave your life, but now it mostly just turned into a fest of sick people celebrating the fact that murder was legal and rich white kids torturing the poor people.

It was easy for rich people to lock themselves away in their huge houses and not get attacked, but it wasn’t as easy for you and everyone you knew. You were merely middle class, maybe not even that. Working a low-wage job that barely covered your daily needs, college debts that you were drowning in, all that prevented you from being able to build yourself a safe haven during the Purge.

Your apartment building was usually locked up during the night, the front door was sealed with huge steal bars to keep everyone out that wasn’t allowed to come in. The door itself was also hardened to further protect the families inside.

You couldn’t wait to get home and just get your mind off this sick night, even though you were never really able to ignore what was going on outside.

Someone tapped your shoulder and you jumped at the sudden contact.
“Sorry, did I scare you?” Your coworkers soft voice immediately brought you out of your state of panic. “Hey, Y/N.. Just go home.”
“No… No, I’m fine. You should go home, take care of your kids and your husband, lock yourself in,” You turned around to face your colleague, her face full of worry.
“Are you sure? Will you make it home in time?”
“Yes, I’ll close the diner off after the last guest left. It seems like he’s done soon anyways. Don’t worry about me,” You smiled at her as she brought her hand down to stroke your upper arm and shoulder.

“Please stay safe, Y/N. I wouldn’t know what to do without you here.”
“You too. Have a safe night!” You said as she swung her bag over her shoulder and made her way out of the door.

The last guest did stay longer than expected and you groaned as you got in your car and the familiar voice announced the Purge to start in 15 minutes. “Are you kidding me?! How am I going to make it in time?”
You drove as fast as you could, navigating through the huge masses of people downtown waiting for the Purge to start. Most of them wore masks or some type of intimidating make up, carrying guns or sharpening their knives. To say you weren’t scared out of your mind would be the biggest lie you’ve ever told, but you tried to tune everything out and instead focus on not running anyone over.

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Laundry Buddies, a Miles Luna x Reader fic

Summary:You’ve just moved to a new apartment and are totally crushing on the guy who lives in 2F. Now if only you could remember to catch his actual name…or see him anywhere outside of the laundry room for that matter.

Warnings: A couple swears I think thats about it

Word Count: 1,453

Notes: This stems from so many mini prompts that I’m not going to mention them all. Also I suck at titles and descriptions. Whoops? 

Still being a newbie in your apartment, you haven’t quite had the time to get to know any of your neighbors. While getting mail one day you’d met the guy who lives in 2F and had a great conversation about his work and your recent move, but then stupidly you left without getting his name. Now every time you see him in the lobby or in the hallway, you’ll exchange pleasantries by addressing each other with your apartment numbers. Sure he had said to swing by any time if you needed anything, but he probably, no he definitely didn’t mean if you needed his name and number because you thought the only neighbor you’d met so far was cute as all hell.

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Noisy Neighbors

Characters – Sam x Reader (Neighbor AU)

Summary – Will an obnoxious neighbor help you get to know your soulmate?

Word Count – 1,610

Warnings – None

A/N – Written for the SPN Fanfic Pond’s Pond Writing Challenge.   My prompt was trope #4: Neighbor AU – You knocked furiously on my door to tell me to stop having loud sex, but when I appear fully clothed in front of you, we are both disturbed by the thought of it being the old lady from above.

Originally posted by hallowedbecastiel

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It had been the week from hell at work.  It was finally Friday, and all you wanted to do was put on your most comfortable pajamas, grab a bottle of your favorite wine, and watch Netflix until Monday came rolling around again.  You got the mail and started trudging up the stairs to your second floor apartment.  

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“Can I borrow some dog food? I found a stray last night and I know you’ve been hiding your puppy for months from our apartment owner.”

Neighbor!5sos

Requested: Nope, came from my own brain

You were acquaintances with your neighbors, you didn’t really care to know them all that well. Especially because they might rat out your secret to the apartment owner. Several months ago your mom had bought a puppy and then got tired of it all within the span of a week. She told you about how she was going to take it back to the pound and you immediately offered to take the pup, since you couldn’t bear to think of it in such a terrible place. The only issue was your apartment complex had a strict no pet policy. So, you did the only thing you could think of, hide it.

Lottie did her part too, she wasn’t much of a barker, except during storms but the thunder helped to cover that up. Also, whenever someone knocked on the door she knew to immediately run into the bedroom and stay quiet until you gave the signal it was okay to come out. When she needed to go on her walks or even sometimes going on adventures to work with you, you would carefully peek your head out into the hallway to make sure the coast is clear. She would calmly stay in your jacket until you both safely made it a block away from the apartment complex. After a few months of having Lottie you began to lose your nerves about being caught, you were both so careful and no one had caught you now why would they later?

And then one night Luke, one of your neighbors, showed up at your doorstep. He looked rushed, his hair was a mess from him running his fingers through it and he seemed to still be wearing his pajamas from that morning. Lottie was doing what she was trained to do and was hiding in the bedroom.

“Luke what’s wrong are you okay?”

“Yea I’m fine I was wondering if I could borrow some dog food please? It’s an emergency.”

“Dog food? Why would I have dog food we aren’t allowed to have pets and more importantly why do you need it?”

There was no way in hell you were giving up your pup just because of some idiot who needs dog food probably for some kind of a prank. However, you felt a little bad for Luke he seemed really stressed and from the little you knew about him he seemed like a great guy.

“Cut the shit, Y/N. Can I borrow some dog food? I found a stray last night and I know you’ve been hiding your puppy for months from our apartment owner.”

Your jaw dropped, how the hell did he know? You decided if he already knew then there was no point in pretending any longer. You grabbed Lottie up in your jacket and a new pack of her dog food and followed Luke to his apartment next door.

“Thanks, I meant to get some for him today but I just didn’t have time with him tearing up the place and I’ve been trying to potty train him too. He’s just not getting it right away.”

You walked into Luke’s apartment and were met with one of the cutest golden retriever puppies you’ve ever seen. He had a few cuts and scrapes and seemed a little dirty, probably from living on the streets but Luke had found a great friend. Lottie immediately ran towards the other pup and she tried to play with him, however he just seemed to be scared of her despite being twice her size. You told Lottie to come to you to give the pup some space and smiled at Luke.

“What’s his name he’s adorable.”

He scratched the back of his neck and still had the overwhelmed expression on his face. “I don’t know I haven’t gotten the chance to name him yet, I’ve mostly been focused on trying to keep him.”

“Well I’ll teach you a few things I guess, since Lottie and I are the champs of hiding from Mr. Burnham.”

“Really? That’d actually be great I could use a few pointers.”

The first thing you did was help Luke give the golden retriever a bath. You ran next door and left Lottie with Luke to get your puppy soap and some medicine that helps with cuts that you once needed for Lottie. When you returned Luke was sitting on the floor with the two pups and they were all playing together. That sight really tugged at your heart strings.

You first applied the ointment to all of the new puppy’s cuts you could find. Then you helped Luke fill up his bathtub and put a little soap in. The golden retriever seemed a little nervous about the water at first but after a minute he seemed to be having the time of his life. You let Lottie join him when she kept trying to jump in. Both of the pups got you and Luke soaked in water and soap suds when they wouldn’t stay still to get cleaned. After their bath was finished You wrapped them both up in some towels from Luke’s closet and let them dry off. Then you began explaining how to teach him tricks to Luke and you started working on it.

By the end of the night the pup had somewhat learned to run to the bedroom when someone knocks on the door and he had learned to sit very well. You also gave Luke some tips on potty training. After all four of you were exhausted from learning, you poured some food for the pups and Luke cooked some pasta for you both. He offered to watch a movie with you too and by the time the movie started you were practically half asleep.

You woke up the next morning with two puppies curled up on both of your sides and your head pressed against Luke’s shoulder. You had a feeling that many puppy playdates would ensue from this and perhaps some real dates between you and Luke. He was really a nice guy and you had a great time with him, maybe getting to know your neighbor wasn’t that terrible of an idea.

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Might write more about this, neighbor luke and luke w puppies really does something to me and mixing them was a great idea let me know if you’re interested!

Romance: Friendship to Love

Anonymous asked:

Do you think boy/girl friendships that turn romantic storylines are overused? I am trying to figure out a story, but I want it to be unique. What advice could you give me about this?


Friendships become romances all the time in real life, so I don’t think that situation can be overused in fiction. In fact, I think it’s way more realistic than the “love at first sight” thing that happens in a lot of stories. 

The most common scenario, I think, is the girl whose male best friend is hopelessly in love with her, but she doesn’t know it. Then he suffers through her romance with another guy, and at the end she realizes her love for the boy who was there all along. So, I think really anything apart from that could be a unique spin.

Outside of that, you’ll want to consider what has kept one or both of them from feeling romantic feelings before–or, if one or both of them did feel romantic feelings before, what kept them from acting on them? Also, you’ll have to figure out what changes. This may be as simple as the obstacle being removed, such as a break-up removing the obstacle of the other person already being in a relationship. Or, it could be something that causes the person to see the other in a new way. You can create a nice maze of tension by toggling all of these little elements, and you can even turn the tables on your couple by setting it up so that just as the one person realizes their feelings for their friend and is ready to act on them, it’s too late because now the friend is in a relationship or has moved away, or whatever. The details are where you can make your characters’ relationship really stand out from others.

Be sure to read my posts Subtle Signs of LoveGetting to Know Your Neighbor, and Sexual Tension for help developing things from friendship to romance. :)