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Thor: Ragnarok

welcome to another movie masterpost by me, and holy SHIT where do i begin. Let it be known that Loki has me fucking WHIPPED and Tom Hiddleston is a terrific actor

  • when he kept turning in the opening scene 
  • when he drops Mjölnir into that fire things’ mouth (i feel like that technique should’ve been used more often)
  • the music???? amazing
    • im really glad marvel is sorta going back to old classic rock songs and bright colors for their movies like it’s really great
  • Matthew fucking Damon???? Luke fucking Hemsworth???? amazing
  • I love how Thor just fuckin yeets his hammer to prove it’s Loki like how Extra
  • “You had one job. Just the one!”
  • their outfits when they get to earth are amazing those were some Looks™ 
  • “I’m not a witch.”   “Oh, really? Then why did you dress like one?”
  • I love Stephen Strange with all my heart
  • “I HAVE BEEN FALLING…FOR THIRTY MINUTES”
  • the way he fell out of the portal
  • the way Loki looks at Odin when he says “my sons” and “i love you” like  f u c k  i am capital d Dying
  • when they change their outfits 
  • Hela is amazing 
    • her outfit was dope
    • but get her out of those lil heels i still see that (i’m just salty about superwomen having heels)
  • the way she just fuckin shatters Mjölnir with so little effort 
  • “I’m just a janitor”
  • the way Hela like fell/flipped into the tomb thing was so dope
  • Fenris is a lorge boy but a good boy nontheless 
  • those arm gun things that Valkyrie had were pretty cool
  • Jeff Goldblum is an amazing actor and the Grandmaster is such a cool character
  • “Trash.”    “Were you just waiting to call her that? That doesn’t even start with a B.”
    • pretty much every interaction btw the Grandmaster and Topaz was hilarious
  • how excited Thor was when he saw Loki in the grandmaster’s place
  • “I pardon you….from life.”
  • That little shimmy the grandmaster does when he’s eyeballing Loki
  • i know i overexaggerate everything that i say both in real life and on this site but literally everything that came out of Korg’s mouth made me laugh my fucking ass off including:
    • “Oh yeah, it’s like a circle…but like, a freaky circle.”
    • “Piss off, ghost!”
    • “Hey man.”
    • “Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?”
    • “Guys can we please clean the weapons off after your fight?”
  • i found out that the movie did like a Make-a-Wish thing and this kid was chillin with Chris Hemsworth and was like “Yeah it’d be funny if when you saw Hulk you were like ‘he’s a friend from work’” and Chris was like damn good idea bro and just went with it
  • Heimdall is a badass and him fighting was crazy cool to watch
  • I love Valkyrie’s relationship with Hulk 
  • when Thor throws the ball thing at the window and it comes back and hits him, then he jumps up and does that little punch
  • the Loki/Valkyrie fight scene
  • the flashback to when Hela and the valkyries fought was so fucking awesome i got chills when they all came riding in
  • “Welcome, strongest Avenger.”    “hh, what?”
  • i really love @markruffalo and his acting so im gonna tag him in it so he can maybe see this and know that i love him
  • “the sun is going down, it’s getting low, the sun is low,”
  • “Tony wears his pants so…tight.”
  • the way Loki says “surpriiise.”
  • the whole story where Loki turns into a snake to scare and then stab Thor was so fucking funny
    • i also found out that there were so many iterations of that story like im pretty sure Chris Hemsworth changed it every time he did that scene
    • im also like 60% sure that Tom Hiddlestone’s laugh in that scene was real and they just left it in
  • man just that whole elevator scene, like Loki just really loves his bro (also great acting on Chris and Tom’s part)
  • “We’re not doing get help.”     …     “Get help!”
    • alternatively: this bitch empty YEET
  • the biggest sigh left my body when Loki tried to turn Thor in like binch,,,,give it a rest just be kind to ur bro
  • the way Bruce fell out of the ship
  • that absolute power walk by Valkyrie oh my god 
  • as soon as Thor landed on the bridge with his lightning powers i nutted
  • Loki fighting will always be fucking A1 spectacular like wow
  • there’s a meme somewhere on tumblr that’s like “me when i see Loki looking at the Tesseract” and then its that pic of Michael Scott with the “[softly]: don’t” caption and bitch if that ain’t me
  • i was robbed of that hug scene:
    • Thor: “If you were here i might actually hug you.” 
    • Loki: *catches the thing*
    • Loki: “I’m here.”
    • Me: “HUG HIM
  • Thor’s dorky little wave to the Asgardians at the end

wow that was really long but i just rly like this movie and will probably see it 8 more times

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Thor: Ragnarok, A Summary

- “Surtur, son of … bitch”

- Loki being ExtraTM

- tfw you leave your dad in New York and he ends up in Norway

- “i hAd bEeN fAlliNg fOr 30 mInuTes1!!!111”

- Another wonderful example of #OdinsGreatParenting

- I’ll kneel for you anytime Hela ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- @ Valkyrie plz smash your alcohol bottles over my head, killing me instantly

- Hulk x Thor, not the love story we needed, but the one we deserved

- THOR FUCKED THE HAMMER???

- THE HULK HAS A DICK????

- “the sun’s going down”

“IT’S GETTING REAL LOW”

- “It’s a leisure vessle, the Grandmaster uses it for orgys and stuff.”

- FLUFFY DOGGO

- Rip Thors’ beautiful hair

- Loki @ Doctor Strange: You fucker don’t know about my knife suit

- “Hulk for once in your life don’t smash!”

- “But big monster!”

- “You look like Father now.”

First of all, Odin was ugly af

- “iM nOt dOiNg gEt hElP1!!!111”

*spongebob narrator voice* three seconds later

MY BROTHER’S BEEN INJURED, GET HELP

- “Executioners weren’t only for executing people, they executed their dreams”

- Loki: *does something good*

Everyone: owo what’s this?

- Heimdalls’ transformation into a instagram model

- I too would love to pass through the Devils Anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- ASSgard isn’t a place, it’s a people

!!!Spoilers!!! My favorite things in Thor ragnarok

  • Valkyries drunk ass😍😩👏🏽🙏🏽👍🏽🙌🏽 your doing amazing sweetie
  • Loki falling through a portal for 30 minutes and then Faceplanting
  • Loki trying to fight Steven, falling through a portal and Faceplanting (Again)
  • Hulk is exactly how I imagined him, an adorable five year old boy
  • Thor being clumsy
  • Bruce basically cosplaying as Tony
  • Tony’s tight ass clothes
  • That cool scene where Thor and Heimdall are communicating
  • Thor having Heimdalls eyes
  • Heimdall in general 😍😩👏🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽👍🏽
  • The Play at the beginning
  • “ This is Des and this is Troy, get it?together they Destroy.”
  • Thor basically becoming a new and Very improved Odin
  • Thor being offended that he’s not considered the strongest avenger
  • Bruce’s face when Thor is telling the Snake Story
  • Loki reminiscing and smiling manically in the background
  • The Spaceship fight scene
  • Valkyrie looked badass running on top of those ships
  • Plus that whole scene was hilarious
  • “ Did she just say orgys?”
  • “ Yes, don’t touch anything.”
  • “ This looks like a gun!”
  • Fireworks. Music blaring “ it’s my Birthday, it’s my Birthday.”
  • Korg is an adorable that needs to be protected
  • “That’s exactly what Doug used to say, see you later new Doug.”
  • “ Where are you from Meek.”
  • “Oh Meek is dead, I accidentally stepped on him on the bridge, and I felt bad so I’ve been carrying him around ever since.”
  • “Meek you’re alive!.”
  • Valkyrie and Hulks Relationship
  • I mean come on they acted like Brother and sister and it was adorable
  • Thor trying to calm Bruce and Hulk down multiple times
  • “The suns getting real low.”
  • Bruce jumping from the Spaceship, Faceplanting and everyone getting silent
  • I kinda liked the Grandmaster
  • “ The Lord of Thunder.”
  • Bruce being in awe of Valkyrie
  • “I feel like I know you.”
  • “ I feel like I know you too.”
  • That Sherlock reference ( I swear everyone at Marvel are a bunch of Fangirls)
  • Bruce being confused Af
  • The secret dark side of Asgard
  • Thor and Loki’s Brotherly bonding is giving me Life!!
  • “ I’m here.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
  • Thor thinking Loki was a piece of paper
  • Hulk Jumping on Surtur and Thor being 1000000000000% Done
  • Stan Lee cutting Thor’s hair
  • “Please kind sir don’t cut my hair.”
  • I want to know how the fuck Sif is going to find out about Asgard
  • Loki being Terrified of Hulk
  • Loki Cheering when Thor gets thrown around like he did
  • “Yes!!!! That’s how it feels!!!!!”
  • “I really like sports.”
  • The continuation of Thor getting Electrocuted even though he’s the god of thunder
  • “ You want to go into the Devil Anus.”
  • “Too be Fair I didn’t know it was called that when I picked it.”
  • The Immigrant song!!!!!!!
  • Thor awkwardly spinning in chains
  • “I swear, I’m not even moving.”
  • Thor and Loki both being dramatic little shits
  • “You’re savior has arrived, did you miss me.”
  • Like lol calm down Moriarty
  • Emotional Loki
  • I mean did you not see his face when Thor was like “ur never going to change so peace out✌🏽 .”
  • And when Odin kept calling them his sons
  • Thor being mentally scared by naked Hulk
Favourite bits in Thor: Ragnarok

 SPOILERS.

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- Hulk acting like a 5 year old. “Don’t leave!” Cue him throwing something. 
- When Thor gets thrown around by Hulk in the arena and Loki is like YES THAT’S HOW IT FEELS
- Thor’s expanded lightening abilities are amazing
- The snake story had me in stitches. Thor’s face looked so disgusted at the memory of it and Loki is just sat there smirking
- Valkyrie’s backstory
- When Bruce throws himself out of the ship, but doesn’t hulk out in time so he hits the bifrost. That literally got the biggest laugh in the cinema!
- The grandmaster and his melt stick
- Korg (aka rock guy). He had the best one liners oh my god
- “Asgard is not a place. It’s a people”
- Thor not falling for any of Loki’s tricks/ betrayals anymore
- Thor and Loki teaming up <3
- “If you were really here I might give you a hug.” “I’m here.” *cue me crying*
- Bruce and his very tight Tony trousers
- Dead Doug
- Korg and his rock paper scissors joke
- Valkyrie beating the shit out of everyone
- I see you Loki side eyeing the tesserect
- Heimdell looking fine while he saves everyone
- The score!!!
- Thor continuously repeating the sun is getting real low to try and calm Bruce down
- Get help
- “It is I, your saviour”


This film is a gift.