getting the flu

sickfic headcanons (bc who doesn’t love good old fashioned sickfics)
  • Whizzer never admits to being sick. He’ll suffer through it and be grumpy, but he will never give in and say that he’s sick. He drinks tea and takes aspirin behind Marvin’s back.
  • But Marvin is more gentle when he can tell if Whizzer is sick. He tries getting him to rest or see a doctor. He buys him cold medicine that never gets used. He gets a little closer to Whizzer to comfort him, stroking his hand and hair and holding him closer at night. He’s patient and soft. 
  • And Marvin never gets sick more than once a year, but he always gets the worst flus that keep him down for a few days. Whizzer is very doting and adores the chance to take of Marvin even if he does feel bad for him. 
  • Jason, like Marvin, hardly gets sick. Sometimes he gets sick while staying with Marvin and Whizzer. 
  • Whizzer’s heart swells when he sees Marvin taking care of Jason. Marvin tucks him in bed and strokes his hair and talks to him until he falls asleep. If Jason can’t sleep Marvin stays up with him, and once he falls asleep Marvin will get up during the night to check on him.

lundana  asked:

Greetings, Yagen~! So...we all know that the stomach flu is horrible, but what happens when your Saniwa catches the bug? What if they try and work through it, insisting that as long as a bucket is nearby they'll be fine? Has anyone else in the Citadel come down with the sickness? What even happens in the Citadel for the week that Stomach McDeathFlu makes its rounds? As a child, I used to get the stomach flu every year around my birthday, so I'm quite interested to hear your stories. Ciao~!

Greetings, lundana!

I’m sorry to hear about your illnesses. I understand birthdays have particular significance, especially for children, and being sick at that time is a sad thing indeed.

Taichou hasn’t come down with the stomach flu in the time that I’ve known her, but I believe I know her well enough at this point to guess what her reaction would be. She would hide in her office and try to get all of her paperwork done without letting us know she was sick, but no matter who she chooses as her secretary he’d end up letting it slip to either me or Hasebe that she wasn’t well. Either way would end the same. Hasebe would harry her until she relented and returned to her bedroom (he would carry her if need be), where I would be waiting with medicine and water. Then we’d stand guard with the help of a few other swords not to protect her from outside dangers but from herself. Once she was rested and well enough to return to work we would let her but I would continue to monitor her until I was certain she was healthy and hydrated again.

We’ve had a few bouts with various types of flu. I’ve mentioned before that Shishiou proved to be a vector of infection once. He caught the flu on an expedition, then infected me, several of my brothers, Nikkari, Kasen, and then somehow Nihongou caught it as well once most of us were recovering and he spread it to Otegine. Since they were the last to get it we turned their room into an isolation chamber until they were better. Tonbokiri slept in the dojo until we were sure he hadn’t caught it as well.

It was very hard to treat my patients while I was very sick myself. Ishikirimaru and, despite his more distant personality, Taroutachi stepped up and did their best to help while I was ill. Having them around while I felt terribly sick was really quite soothing and I credit their healing aura for my speedy recovery.

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Last night dream. Allura and Coran discussing with Paladins how they should start keeping in mind of choosing potential substitute pilots of their lions and then..

Hunk: Like, we can choose anyone we think has potential?

Coran: Yes Hunk, like I sai-

Hunk: *slams hands on table* SHAY

signs + getting sick
  • Aries: Powers through it even when they breathe
  • Taurus: Hates everyone, short temper
  • Gemini: Gets super whiny and stays in bed all day
  • Cancer: Ignores everyone but wants their sympathy
  • Leo: Takes medicine and asks why it isn't working straight away
  • Virgo: "Kill me now, just kill me"
  • Libra: Goes on WebMD and thinks they are dying.
  • Scorpio: Demands to know who got them sick and won't stop until they know.
  • Sagittarius: Eats healthy and sweats it out
  • Capricorn: Cries in pain while being surrounded with tissues
  • Aquarius: Goes to the doctor, gets medicine
  • Pisces: Actual satan's spawn
Masterlist ♥☼♥

Author’s note: last updated 04/05/17

ENJOY!!

Headcanons

Yoosung

Yoosung breaking up with MC (angsty angst angst)

FLUFFY YOOSUNG HCS!!!

Random angst :)

Yoosung as a best friend

MC takes care of hungover Yoosung

Yoosung at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

MC beating Yoosung and Seven at LOLOL *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

Zen

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

RFA boys + MC on her period

mini Zen cutting off his ponytail thingy ??

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

Jaehee

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Zen, Yoosung, and Jaehee react to nyan cat

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

Jumin

MC defending Jumin after Zen teases him

Jumin’s accidental gay experience with Seven

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin helping you de-stress

Jumin and 707 react to nyan cat

Jumin & marriage *one of my faves*

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

Showing Jumin cat videos *one of my faves*

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

Random Jumin HC

707

MC CAN HACK?? *one of my faves*

Zen, Jumin, and 707 comforting you after a nightmare

The rest of the RFA at a theme park

Jumin and 707 react to nyan cat

Jumin, Jaehee, 707- Weapon or Meister? (from Soul Eater ♥)

707 + BEING A DAD

RFA boys + MC on her period

The RFA boy’s reaction to realizing their MC stuttered when anxious

MC and 707 dressing up in pretty dresses

MC singing in Arabic ♥

MC beating Yoosung and Seven at LOLOL *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

V

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

Pocky game & RFA

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

RFA & V react to being in a big argument with MC BUT out of nowhere she starts swearing in Spanish

Saeran

MC gives Saeran a hug *one of my faves*

FIRST KISS ♥ *one of my faves*

Saeran + being home alone

Random headcanons for my angsty child

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

Pocky game & RFA

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

All

MC WITHOUT ANY PANTS *one of my faves*

RFA’s children going through a rebellious phase

MC stealing all of the covers *one of my faves*

RFA + smells

HONEYMOON!!!!!!!! with the RFA ;)

RFA and seven minutes in Heaven

MC & RFA on a rainy day

Movies the RFA would take MC to see

RFA in school

Paintball with the RFA *one of my faves*

RFA members favorite (non-anime) shows

MC’s funeral (with extra angst you’re welcome)

RFAyeee Macarena (the RFA dancing to the Macarena)

RFA after breaking up w/ MC

Suicidal MC (very angsty)

RFA CUDDLES (in gif form)

Karaoke with the RFA

MC self conscious about acne

Coffee order + RFA

RFA first dates :) 

Disney kisses (and gifs) with the RFA

(girl) MC is gay?? whaaa?? (RFA finding out)

RFA reaction to getting told MC committed suicide

How the RFA would act AFTER MC committed suicide

MC & mental illness *one of my faves*

RFA comforting MC during a panic attack *one of my faves*

RFA’s reaction to MC in a swimsuit *one of my faves*

RFA and MC in a haunted house

MC IS RICH!?!??! RFA reactions

RFA and MC working in an office together

RFA pranking MC and making her cry

RFA getting flu shots

Things that turn the RFA on

RFA reacts to MC fangirling over anime

MC breaks a bone

PDA + RFA

RFA zodiac signs

RFA and babies !!!

MC has an asthma attack triggered by RFA members

MC + revealing clothes + RFA

RFA HALLOWEEN *one of my faves*

Phobias & RFA

RFA Christmas gifts!!

MC taking the RFA shopping

MC catching a cold + RFA caretakers

RFA reacts to MC wearing their clothes

RFA TRAPPED IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL *one of my faves*

Painting the RFA’s nails

MC has a tummy ache & RFA takes care of them

RFA + running into your ex *one of my faves*

marriage + RFA *one of my faves*

Sexy halloween costume + RFA reaction

Assertive MC + RFA *one of my faves*

MC gets sent to jail

RFA comforting MC when she throws up

RFA reacts to MC cutting her hair short

RFA + short MC

RFA + tall MC

MC telling RFA she’s a virgin

Pocky game & RFA

MC in the hospital!!

Road trip + stargazing + RFA

RFA coming out as transgender guy

MC allergies *one of my faves*

RFA with a little chubs RFA

RFA comforting MC

RFA eskimo kisses

MC IS ACTUALLY A BOY??? RFA reactions

MC coming out as asexual

leg surgery for MC!!!

MC is a really talented artist + telling the RFA *one of my faves*

the RFA helping MC study

celebrating MC’s bday!!!

RFA finding a stain bum bum bUUUMMM

RFA being left alone with their child

Does this make me look fat?

RFA members find out MC has a lovely singing voice *one of my faves*

MC coming the the RFA’s house in the middle of the night crying

RFA members + winter

MC cooks RFA’s favorite meal

MC being claustrophobic and stuck with all the RFA members

RFA  playing Neko Atsume

MC sending surprise selfies !!!

Shopping with the RFA

RFA members react to MC already having a boyfriend

RFA reacting to MC getting a miscarriage

RFA babes getting comforted by their MC  

MC with an eating disorder

RFA members drunk outta their mindsss

MM characters react to MC becoming a werewolf

The RFA comforting MC during a storm

RFA members reacting to MC having a cat that absolutely has to come with her when she moves in

The reaction to MC purposely annoying the RFA

Disney World date with the RFA

RFA’s reaction to MC in a cat maid costume

The RFA members reacting to MC  being a famous dancer

The best gift for each of the RFA members, Saeran and V

RFA members reacting to MC coming back home from a month long trip

RFA & V react to being in a big argument with MC BUT out of nowhere she starts swearing in Spanish

~~~~NSFW~~~~

The RFA getting sexually frustrated by MC eating food *one of my faves*

POLY Seven x MC x Yoosung

sexting Yoosung

calling the RFA daddy/mommy *one of my faves*

what the boys are like in bed

being seductive on camera while hacker boy watches

POLY ZEN x MC x JAEHEE

bed kinks (unknown included)

RFA + favorite place to have sex

RFA (including Unknown) reacts to MC’s navel piercing/belly bar?

RFA, V and Unknown react to MC admitting that she would like them to dominate her


Scenarios

GOING TO THE BEACH WITH THE RFA!!!

Watching a horror film with Jumin

Yoosung changes his hair

Jumin & Zen prank you & accidentally make you cry

Telling the RFA you have cancer *one of my faves*

Seven and Yoosung stuck in an elevator

MC almost gets kidnapped by unknown, but gets interrupted by daddy Jumin

The RFA boys reacting when MC is acting overally emotional because they don’t feel loved

Jumin’s bday

RFA finds out that MC has really curly hair but has been straightening it constantly because they’re self conscious about it 

Mini Fics

Please come home

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

update: I forgot about this series so it looks like I have some writing to do :)

Jumin cheating lol not a very clever title

Part 1

Part 2 *one of my faves*

The Other Girl

Part 1

Part 2 

Hey kids let’s get meta for a moment.

Let’s say aliens are real, and let’s say we communicate with them, and let’s say they find out about this weird internet thing where humans write little mini stories about future human interactions with aliens.

Can you imagine how fucking confused and concerned they would be? These two-legged assholes who were so enamored with the concept of meeting other intelligent species, even though for the longest time they had NO CONCLUSIVE PROOF that said other species exist, that they wrote stories about those other species, to the point of making up creatures and systems of mood communication and names for their made up aliens? 

Which brings me to my Great Theory About The Purpose Of Storytelling: it’s practice. We tell stories about that time we had the flu really bad to practice getting the flu with our friends so we all know how to properly manage the symptoms. We tell stories about our children to practice dealing with their unpredictability. We tell stories about war and famine and pestilence to practice dealing with disaster. And we tell stories about aliens to practice etiquette for dealing with aliens. 

We tell stories of our own ferocity and ingenuity to practice for the day we have to either defend our planet or invite ourselves into an alliance. We tell stories of our aggressive pack-bonding to practice bonding with creatures that are literally alien to us. We tell stories about trading chores for passage on space ships to practice Just Because They’re Aliens Doesn’t Mean You Can Be Rude. 

And of course, if we can practice bonding and cooperating with creatures that may not even breathe oxygen, we can practice bonding and cooperating with each other.

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that’s it, that’s the whole show

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Commission for @slowmovingsloth of her Asteria Shepard with Thane <3 finally they got to go on a goddamn shore leave. (needless to say that a commission like this is something that completes me entirely hahaha c:)

my commission info ;u; 

I was doing you a favor by playing the long game...

I too was playing yet another long game by holding on to this for so long.

SO I had read earlier today the owner of a previous job of mine passed away. This was a place that tried to screw me pretty hard and I took some pro revenge on. It drug up some angry old feelings, so why not take an equal dose of catharsis?

WARNING: This is a doozy so strap in if you dare, no TL;DR it wouldn’t do justice.

So this takes place almost a decade ago. I was working as a department manager for a fairly large privately owned pest control company. Their color scheme was black and yellow, much like the taxi’s the owner’s dad used to drive. Since the taxi industry would be around for ever(hello Uber/Lyft) so would this pest control company, (this is important later) or so the owner used to parrot constantly. My job was to over see the techs doing treatments and set their stops and generally manage assorted insect control services, inventory, payroll for that dept, etc etc. I had taken the job from the owners son who took it from the previous manager who they demoted and yet stayed in the dept…this is important later. The owners son was a late 30’s early 40’s man child. I mean if he had dialed it back a few degrees he would have been an awesome guy, but anytime booze was involved he was a mess. If it was weed, he turned into the stereo typical obnoxious stoner making nothing but bad Jamaican accented jokes. He also hit on anything younger than him that moved…while being married w a pregnant wife. But I digress, the owner was a piece of work too, old Jewish guy who was as racist as he was old, not with any kind of seething hatred. Just a “this is the way it is” type attitude. My fave line of his, “The sky is blue, Ch#@ks know math, N@&ers are lazy, Jews know gold. What else is new” Like it was the most clever thing of all time. Finally now on to the revenge and need for such.

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You Don’t Have to be Superman

(Put a read more in cause it got kinda really long oops)

  • Ladybug and Chat Noir are together
    • Like together together
    • Very much together
    • And everyone knows it
  • They don’t know each other’s identities because it’s not safe, not with Hawkmoth still out there
    • When they defeat him, that’s when they’ll tell each other, they promise
  • They defeat Hawkmoth when they’re twenty three and Gabriel Agreste goes to prison
  • Their Miraculouses are running down, or Adrien needs a minute to himself, or something, but the point is, they split up and are going to meet up that night and reveal themselves
  • Marinette doesn’t count on Tikki and the earrings disappearing as soon as she transforms
    • It’s awful, but she and Chat are in this together and they’ve got a hotel room booked so she’ll just meet him there
  • Adrien doesn’t count on there being a lot of paper work when it turns out your father is a supervillain
    • There’s a lot
    • Nathalie is handling it mostly but they still need his signatures and no one is letting him out of their sight
  • Marinette goes to the hotel room and waits for Chat to arrive
    • He doesn’t
  • Adrien glances at the clock every few seconds, trying to pull himself away from the mess of his life for long enough to get to Ladybug
    • He can’t

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Being a menstruating human is the fucking worst thing.

• sad for no reason
• mad for no reason
• get pissed at sounds
• eat everything
• feel sick and eat nothing
• feel like you’re getting the flu once a month
• bags of flesh hanging off your chest that feel like sunburnt bruises being crushed in a vice.
• crying
• crying
• monthly cystic acne
• bloating
• constipation
• diarrhea
• your lower back feeling like it’s trying to turn itself inside out.
• hate yourself
• hate others

That’s only the pms.