getting over yourself

I wouldn’t want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of solid gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana, you massive pillock,” said Merlin, red faced and furious. “I can’t be friends with you because you’re a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself!

anonymous asked:

It's people like you who make it so no one takes the lgbt community seriously. I'm trans and I'm not a fan of Kate but fuck I can ignore something that happened 10+ years ago. So much for feminism and being all "ooh all women are beautiful" when someone does one thing (that far in the past no less) and suddenly they're the shittiest person on earth. Get over yourself.

So Much For Feminism……..

Power Rangers Fucked Me Up Reason #1

Kimberly’s reaction to finding her note in Billy’s pocket. It was an off hand comment, probably something she joked about with her other friends. But finding in it in Billy’s jacket made her realize what she said really impacted him as a friend. He even kept the note.

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build god then we’ll talk // panic! at the disco

REPEAT AFTER ME:
I deserve someone better.
I deserve someone better.
I deserve someone better.
—  Repeat until you accept that there is no going back no matter how much you still love them. Tolerate NO mistreatments. Respect yourself.

If you are in a place, doing something that doesn’t make you happy, find the courage to leave and start over with something that does.

GET THE HINT
  • Rhysand: *Saves Feyre from imprisonment and getting married to a turd bag*
  • Feyre: Can't he mind his own bloody business he wrecked everything.
  • Rhysand: *Teaches Feyre to read*
  • Feyre: That prick thinks I'm stupid.
  • Rhysand: *Compliments Feyre*
  • Feyre: He's just saying that to get at my nerves.
  • Rhysand: *Flirts and makes time for Feyre*
  • Feyre: He's still an arsehole.
  • Rhysand: *Admits that he is jealous of her and Tarqin*
  • Feyre: Oh do get over yourself. *subconsciously is jealous back*
  • Rhysand: *Lets her have freedom to go on secret missions*
  • Feyre: He's using me.
  • Rhysand: *Opens up his world to Feyre*
  • Feyre: He's just doing that because he pity's me.
  • Suriel: He's your mate.
  • Feyre: What my mate! He didn't even tell me! Never hinted!!

anonymous asked:

You know its march right? You need to stop posting Halloween crap.

Hi lovely anonymous!
I’m sorry that my post upset you so much. Yes I know it’s March! My blog is a theme for Autumn/Halloween.
So please do me a favor and step out of my coffin and just unfollow. It’s that simple. Bye! 👋🏻

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We won’t be silent. We will speak out. And we will persist.

Get over him in 28 days or less:

1. Stay in your pyjamas: cry until your tears are dry, your eyes are red and you can bare to cry any more. Watch your favourite movies and let the grieving begin.

2. Mums really do know best, so if yours comes in for a hugging session, don’t push her away. Then, when you feel comfortable, have a chat to her about it.

3. Start writing a journal and write out everything you want to say to him and everything you’re feeling. Every possible thing you can put on to words; put it on paper.

4. This really is it. He hasn’t called and you’re feeling down in the dumps, but it’s still OK to cry.

5. Don’t forget to eat – depriving yourself of food will only make you feel worse (and personally food helps me feel happy).

6. Get off the couch and go for a run – you’ll feel better if you get active. Try a run around the block, or some sit-ups. Exercise will clear your mind for a while.

7. Call in your support for comfort. Bestfriends + chocolate + comedy movies = a girl who’s having too much of a good time to think about the fool who broke her heart.

8. Step away from the phone! Don’t call him, don’t text him… don’t even look at your phone!

9. Have a shower (wash that hair!) and call the friends you neglected while you were all over that guy!

10. Pamper yourself. Get a massage and a fake tan (one that’s done by a credible beautician – turning orange will not help your self-esteem!). Have a bubble bath and get a manicure or something fun!

11. Anyone else you know been hurt by a crush? Ask them for advice on how they got through it. They might have some useful tips you haven’t thought of.

12. Say “hi” to him in a casual way, letting him know things don’t need to be weird anymore.

13. If you’re emotional from your first contact after he hurt you, have a cry (but make it a good one coz it’ll be the last tears you’ll shed over him).

14. Feel empowered that someone who truly deserves you is waiting for you in your future.

15. Time for an anger-management activity to let go of all that build-up rage! Kickboxing, anyone? Punching bag?

16. Clean out your life – room included – and line your walls with pics of hot celebrities! Get rid of any photos of you together. Don’t torture yourself!

17. Improving your grades sounds boring, but it will boost your confidence and make you feel really accomplished!

18. Reward your hard work with a relaxed, but fun, girly night out with some great mates.

19. Him not liking you back isn’t your fault, so get those thoughts out of your head… today!

20. Get together with a couple of friends and have that awesome bitch sesh you’ve been dying to have.

21. You’re cool, calm and collected… ’til you run in to him. Be strong; you can cry at home. Notice how the tears are struggling to flow now? It’s nearly over.

22. We all love something about ourselves, so list yours – and be honest! Dig deep and make that list a long one!

23. Do something nice for someone who’s been really supportive of you in your time of need.

24. Stop secretly stalking his Facebook page and deleting your history – effective immediately!

25. Do as Ne-Yo says and really own being Miss Independent. You’ll love every minute of it!

26. A change is as good as a holiday, so get a haircut and treat yourself to some new clothes.

27. Going back and forth with your phone is not going to give you closure. Delete his number already! Free yourself!

28. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so go fishing! If that doesn’t work out, remember where you kept this.

Words: Sarah Friggieri, Girlfriend Magazine, Australia.

Further edited and extended by crush–advice xo

I’m starting over. But, I’m not just dyeing my hair or changing my style this time. It’s all on the inside. I’m fixing things. I’ll be doing a whole lot of forgiving, and even more forgetting.
—  Wish me luck

anonymous asked:

My manager was off the clock and buying groceries and got behind a whiny fuck wad in line. We weren't doing anything wrong or slow, he just flipped out for no reason? Like he'd JUST got in line and the people before him were handing me money? But I will remember this to my dying day. He turns around and tells her "This is piss poor service!". She looks him with the most dead eyed, retail-took-my-soul look and says "Fucking /wah/. Get over yourself, literally nobody cares." He got mad and left 😂