Things that irks me, a taekook shipper
Okay listen, I am not a petty or ugly shipper. I am chill most of the times. I just get really happy when taekook happens but I don’t hate on other members when when other ships happens nor do I call other shippers names when they go batshit crazy with theories over their ship. But why are so many of yall so ugly to taekook and taekook shippers. For example:
1. “Eww Taekook are incest.”
WTF. HOW??? If we are speaking technically, then according to my sources they have different last name, different father, different mother, different grandparents, different siblings, different genes, different dogs, were born in different hospitals in different parts of South Korea. so explain how are they suddenly long lost siblings now?
If we are speaking in a non-technically manner, then how is your ship not incest but taekook is? Your ship literally grew up together just like Taekook.They all are hyung-dongsaeng. Please explain to me the differences here between Taekook and your ship cause I am not getting it.
2. “I don’t ship Taekook, they’re too comfortable with each other.”
LMAO WTF!!! I am sorry but what kind of toxic and abusive relationship are you into?? Since when is being comfortable with each other is bad for a relationship??? If you are talking about some kind of tension and chemistry, then Taekook have plenty of those moments where it’s plausible they might be attracted to each other but that doesn’t mean they’ll stay uncomfortable 24/7. They share a happy and healthy relationship (whatever kind of relationship it might be). And thank god for that. They make each other truly happy, a big reason why I ship them even more.
3. “Taekook are only fan-service.”
I am sorry but BITCH WHAT??? How dare you call Taekook only fan-service when 70% of their moments are from low quality fancams where we have to look past crowds, increase brightness, zoom in, put shit in slow motion to find that moment. Why are they going all that extra mile for fan-service? They can just appear together in Bangtan bombs or be paired together in mvs and shit. But oh wait .. maybe your “non-fanservice” otp does those shit but you don’t bat an eye [cough cough]. Also, the happiness in Taekook’s face in doing the smallest thing like Jungkook tying Tae’s hair or their handshake, how can you call that genuine happiness fan-service. You are blind and petty if you don’t see how much they enjoy each others company.
4. “I hate Taekook because Taekook shippers hates Jimin.”
First of all, stop generalizing Taekook shippers. NOT EVERYONE hates Jimin. How can anyone hate Jimin? He’s the sweetest little bean, the most kindest angel on this planet. Listen hoe, I would give up one of my limbs if it meant Jimin will be happy forever. And some people are ugly doesn’t mean everyone is, I know some people hate on Tae too because of their ships so there are bad in every fandom. Second of all, why would you hate on Taekook because of few ugly shippers. What kind of logic is that? I am not saying ship Taekook, ship whoever you please my darling but don’t hate on Taekook. They share a beautiful relationship. The least you can do is appreciate their friendship instead of being salty every time they share a moment.
5. “Taekook shippers are larries.”
Okay, yeah sometimes we might get too excited and write some deep ass theories about taekook making eye-contacts xD but bitch don’t pretend like yall don’t do the same shit. Yall be wilding over the simplest shit your otp does too but we get called larries for having theories over Taekook cuddling/kissing in bed. Bitch that’s a big ass moment, that’s one of the highlight of 2016 for me (I know I have no life of my own) so you bet your ass imma be coming up with theories to torture myself more than anyone else [I just like suffering]. Your ass would be doing the same shit if it was your otp, but you stay salty cause that ain’t your otp. MY POINT: If we are larries, so are you !!
6. People that comment under Taekook selca with crap like “Jimin and Hoseok doesn’t like” or stuff like “Jikook/Vhope etc is better” under Taekook fmv on youtube.
UMMM BITCH WHY YOUR UGLY ASS HERE THEN?? IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING NICE OR RELEVANT, DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. I even saw some other shippers tweet stuff under Taekook selca like “you guys look cute, so I won’t be petty.” EXCUSE ME ?? Just cause you ship someone else, do you now want Tae and Kookie to stop taking selcas all together. You do realize they are still part of one group and share a house and live together and see each other 24/7 and will continue taking 10 billion selcas (even though they post once after 3 years). Like I am here sitting at home and praying for a Taekook selca cause it’s been decades and your ass says “ya cute so I wont be petty.” Oh you’re so kind bitch. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR KINDNESS.
7. People that tweet me or tells me in ask.fm to ship their ships. Like for example, I get stuff like ”ship vmin, vmin are real” all the time. Listen, I love me some Vmin. Their friendship gives me life. But if I don’t wanna ship them romantically, nothing you say can make me so just STOP. Does your annoying ass not see all the Taekook in my header, in my dp, in my bio, in my location, in my website link. I literally put Taekook every where so CAN YOU JUST STOP IRRITATING ME FOR FUCK SAKE.
Anyways, that’s all on today’s episode of Annoying shipper 101. Again, I’m sorry if I sound annoying myself but its like
every time Taekook have a lot of moments, uglies just spam my timeline with their ugliness. I just want to enjoy moments of my ship in peace. THANK YOU!!!!!!!