getting gold when my dad gets his

The Serpent Queen

Jughead x Reader

In which the reader is the one to go to Jughead’s trailer after the Jubilee and sees him put on the Southside Serpent jacket, and what ensues afterward.

Warnings: There is some straight up SIN ya’ll I said I wouldn’t write smut again but then things happened and now I’m here okay? Okay (although this is probably still just a once in a blue moon thing I have to be in the right kinda mood ya feel?)

Word Count: 3,060

A/N: I needed an ending to this scene and I can’t wait until season two so I wrote one myself.


The murder is solved, the town slowly healing, the thoughts of anything bad are being to the back of all of our heads, at least for tonight. After the Jubilee we all decide to go to Pop’s for milkshakes, and as we sit there in the moonlight we laugh at the jokes Jughead makes or just silly stuff that we see come up on Twitter.

We have way too many milkshakes, and Jughead’s arm wrapped around my shoulders, my hands around his knee that was up on the booth, and nothing seems to hurt us. As the clock strikes midnight we decided to finally get some privacy.

His trailer is empty, after all.

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Part One

After Henry…or should you say Peter? Body switching is so confusing, whatever, you’ll just call him Peter.

Anyway, after Peter was knocked out the tall blond picked up his limp body and threw it over his shoulder.

‘What do you want to do with him?’ he asked you.

‘Me? Who left me in charge?’ you asked.

‘I’ve been following orders for centuries, it’s what I do best. So take my reins and lead.’ he said dully. 

‘Fine, uh first we need to get him out of Henry Mills. We gotta take him to the Savior.’ you said.

He nodded and began walking ahead of you.

‘What’s your name, if I’m your boss now I should know your name.’ you said.


‘(Y/N).’ you reply.

‘After their bodies switch, will the bracelet stay on this body?’ he asked.

‘No it’s latched to Peter’s magic, so when he goes back to his own body it will follow him.’ you answer.

You and Felix talk very little as you walk through the woods and towards the mayor’s house.

You knocked on the door and waited.

‘Let me do the talking.’ you said.

‘No problem.’ he said as he adjusted the boy he was carrying on his shoulder.

The door opened revealing the mayor slash rehabilitated Evil Queen.

‘You! We have been looking all over for you! And what the hell are you doing with my son?’ she said accusingly.

‘Actually, I can explain all of this if you let us in.’ you said.

She stared at you two in judgement before sighing.

‘Put Henry on the couch, I’ll call the others.’

Ten minutes later all the major characters of Storybrooke were looking at you and Felix while “Henry” was on the couch.

‘We’re all here, at two in the morning, I might add. Want to tell us why?’ Mr. Gold snarked.

‘Well, for starters, that’s not Henry, its Peter.’ you said.

They all collectively gasp and stare at the boy on the couch.

‘That’s why he was so interested in the book, and seemed so different.’ Emma said.

‘He was going to cast another curse to turn Storybrooke into the new Neverland.’

‘That’s why he was spending all that time with me, getting the ingredients.’ Regina deduced.

Emma patted her on the back sympathetically.

‘I happened to be in the woods, to get a flower my dad needed for a potion he was making so I saw what was happening and I jumping in before he could rip out Felix’s heart.’ you started.

‘The one he loves most.’ Gold said, eyeing Felix.

‘Just because he loved me the most doesn’t mean he loved me that much.’ Felix said as he fiddled with his sleeves in boredom.

‘I put a magic cancelling bracelet on him, its bound to his magic, so when you switch him and Henry he will still be powerless.’ you finished.

‘Let’s get this evil pipsqueak out of my son.’ Regina said firmly.

‘Gold, get our grandson out of that box.’ Mary Margret said.

Gold conjured up a small box and you and Felix watched in awe as Gold cast a spell and a tall, dirty blonde, and kinda insanely hot boy.

Regina bent down and shook the boy awake.


You felt uncomfortable watching as everyone hugged and coddled Henry, while he explained how they got switched on the way back home.

‘After all that time in this box, I really just want to be back in my body now.’ Henry said.

‘Just lay down and I will do the rest.’ Gold said.

Henry laid on the opposite and we all watched anxiously as he preformed the spell.

What are you gonna do when Peter wakes up? He’s probably gonna try and attack you again, and Peter’s body was much larger and clearly stronger than Henry’s. Hopefully Felix will be able to knock him out again.

You were pulled from your thought’s when Henry’s body shot up, clutching his head.

‘My head, agh!’ he groaned.

‘Sorry mate, you’ll survive.’ Felix said unapologetically.

While everyone focused on Henry, you and Felix are keeping a sharp eye on Peter.

When he awakes its slower than what you were expecting, he stirs in sits up slowly. He is clearly pissed off at everything around him, when his eyes land on you his anger is multiplied a million times over.

If looks could kill you would be cut into a few thousand pieces right about now.

He looked at his wrist and see the bracelet slash tattoo that you had bound to him and his magic.

‘Magic or no magic dearie, I’m gonna rip your heart one way or the other.’ he said as he stood up.

Felix stood as well and pushed you behind him, Felix and Peter glared for about ten seconds.

Then all Hell broke loose.

Felix threw that first punch it was on. Peter punched back, Felix tackled him to the floor, Peter flipped Felix over. They were knocking things down and breaking them with no regards.

‘Enough.’ Regina said as she used magic to put them on opposite sides of the room.

‘I’m glad they took us away from Neverland! Here I can see you clearly! You’re no God or Demon, you’re a selfish little boy trying to play big!’ Felix yelled, struggling against Regina’s magical restraint.

‘And you’re nothing but an obedient dog!’ Peter spat.

‘At least I own mine and don’t hide behind titles! Malcolm!’

‘Stop it!’ you yelled.

‘Stay out of this you little-’

Before he could finish you covered his mouth.

‘Hey listen here, the only thing keeping you alive is me right now. Because looking around I see a room full of people who want you dead.’ you point out angrily.

He glared you, but you saw him look around he see that he had no friends in this room, or in this world at all. His Lost Boys are all in the process of finding homes and families, he’s alone.

You remove your hand and turn to everyone else who had been looking, you see that Gold is gone though.

‘I’d like to suggest that Peter stay with me, Felix too.’ you said confidently.

What the hell are you doing; you thought to yourself.

‘I don’t think that is safe.’ David said.

‘He has no magic, he cant do much, and Felix will protect me from what he can do.’ you said.

‘So you want a threat and a bodyguard under one roof?’ Regina asked in amusement.

‘Any other ideas beside throwing him in that cell everyone gets out of in the sheriff station? My house is warded, no one gets in or out with out permission.’ you informed.

Your dad was very cautious to be prepared for anyone that may want to do any harm to his family.

‘Fine, but we will need updates, weekly.’

‘I can do that.’ you agreed.

‘Now that that is all settled can all of you go home, I need a full night’s sleep to process this.’ Regina said while rubbing her temples.

‘Can me and Emma stay over? I wanna spend my first night with both my moms.’ Henry says.

‘Well, guess we should get going too, come on you two butchered blondes lets go home.’ you said before leaving the Mills residence, after a minute you hear two slow sets of foot steps behind you.

‘Maybe on the way there I can come up with a way to explain to my dad why I’m bringing home not one but two boys.’  

anonymous asked:

I enjoyed your rankings very much, would you mind doing one for their kindness and also for their fashion sense XD?

Thanks! Okay, sure! Though I think, for kindness especially, my answers will be entirely subjective, but I’ll give it a go! 

(Disclaimer: This got long, so if you read it all, then you get—nothing in return. 😂  But thanks for doing so!)

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nellynee said to livelivefastfree: Fun Poly!Burners thought like, without them flat out stating it to literally everyone in Motorcity there’s probably a lot of different assumptions going on and I like to think that the general grapevine is both so wrong and confused. No one outside of the Burners is sure who is sleeping with who or at all and there’s probably a lot of uncomfortable moments where the Duke thinks he’s got dirt on a cheater or Ruby hates Mike for cheating on Chuck and it’s hilarious and awful. (and also TENNIE!??


Julie starts it, because when the Duke calls them up to triumphantly dish out dirt he’s “dug up”, she says, perfectly evenly, “—of course you saw Texas making out with Dutch.  What did you expect them to be doing?”  and hangs up the call on his startled double-take.

“It’s none of his business anyway,” she says, with cool dignity, and opens up the magazine she was reading again.  “I wonder why he thought I needed to know about Texas?”

“Probably saw him pick you up the other day,” says Chuck, without looking up from his screen.  “He was touching your butt and you totally didn’t even get mad.”

“Oh yeah.”

And then it’s over.  And it’s not a big thing, but it…sets a precedent.

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Some Things

Anne: S01 E05

1) Set that teacher on fire please and thank you that girl must be barely sixteen.

2) Gilbert won’t forget to spell things with an E. I see what you did there you slick little bastard.

3) oh god I can’t even begin to think of a world of cramps and clots before Midol like this is gonna be misery Anne my poor baby girl


Originally posted by astarinsomebodyelsessky

PR is one of my main babes & I am already prepared to love this EVEN MORE.

5) no NO hot water sets the enzymes in blood stains you need cold water and even spit helps break it down

6) omg Marilla’s face GERALDINE JAMES MY LOVE this is gonna be great

7) okay ‘womanly flowering time’ is not a phrase I’d’ve chosen or put in Marilla’s mouth but this is comedy GOLD anyhow

8) Anne’s emotions obviously in high gear but there’s that extra edge even when she knows she’s not dying because hormones and I get that.


10) get the FUCK out Matthew we love you but NO I wanted to DIE when my mother marched me downstairs and informed my dad I was now A Woman like fuck off with that forever



13) yeeeees ladychat and PRAISE BE FOR THE MENOPAUSE

14) honestly 13 year olds can be so ridiculous and I fully believe every moment of whatever the fuck billy andrews is doing is utterly pointless

15) a round of applause for Marilla’s leather belt and chatelaine okay

16) Anne is being a moody brat and I support that because #accuracy not #angelickids

17) ANNE IN HER JIMJAMS is the cutest thing ever and I mean ever.

18) help matthew is trapped in a forest of corsetry and silk flowers

19) -soft gasp- who is the delicate older lace lady who knows matthew?

20) I already love her.

21) they’re both tiddly oh my god that’s inspired and I’m not as squinty about Anne having tasted raspberry cordial before because she doesn’t know wtf this stuff is and it’s homemade and unlabelled so yeah for all she knows it could taste different sometimes

22) “BOSOMS!!!”

—And this is where my video feed failed because God hates me.

My dad and I are in martial arts. When you get to black belt, you get to pick the color of embroidery you want. My earned his second degree black belt today and chose Packer gold as his color. :)) (other black belts testing today chose gold too but his looked different than the rest- I thought it was cool.)
Just thought I’d share!

Peeta’s Rouge One Blunder

To @shesasurvivor Happy New YYear’s.. ps…unbetaed..all mistakes are mine..

Peeta was in trouble. He said under his breath, “First day of the New Year and Katniss was pissed off at me.”

They parked the car at the theater. Katniss got out of the car and slammed the door.  He put his forehead against the steering wheel. 

He dug a big deep hole for himself and he couldn’t get out of it.  He tried.  He’d made her hot chocolate, and served it with a basket full of piping hot cheese-buns. He’d rubbed her feet.  Peeta surprised her with a bath, complete with candles, lavender scented water. Nothing, though, quelled the anger he unleashed, when he went to see Rouge One without her.

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