getting a hot date

who wouldn’t want to drink there

uropoii  asked:

pls,,,,, pls draw more mchanzo It'll feed my children flourish my crops get me a hot date pls man,, I hav kids,,, to feed,,,,

yo dawg i heard u like mchanzo

im so sorry if u guys follow for mchanzo content bc i rarely do em gg

The Perfect Blind Date - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 10,822

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (both receiving), Multiple Orgasm, Public Kissing, Unprotected Sex, Morning Sex, Shirtless Dylan at the beach, Dylan on a motorcycle, slight shade coming from me towards my ex

Notes: So, @ninja-stiles an I were talking on day and we were sharing these motorcycle pictures of Dylan and Chris and we’re like “OMG WE SHOULD WRITE ABOUT THIS!” So, I wrote the Dylan side while she did the Chris side. The two fics are linked in plot but different in character and execution. So make sure to give hers a read as well! Also, this is slightly AU. Dylan is not famous here. Let him be a normal guy for a day y’all.

(As a note, her internet was being shitty today so I will post a link here as soon as she gets hers up! But still read hers once it is up because it is so good)

It’s hard to want to date when so many bad things have happened to you. One wrong turn in a relationship, and everything comes crashing down. Once that happens, why would you want to get back out there? You worry that the same thing will happen again, or that you won’t find the great guy you wish will sweep you off your feet the way you always imagine it.

Well, welcome to my life, honey.

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AU where Joseph realizes that he can be Christian and mlm, and for his own good and that of his kids, he and his wife have an amicable divorce. The kids are happy, and Jo’ and Mary don’t move too far apart so the kids can visit whoever whenever. Mary no longer drinks as much (a small glass of wine every now and again is fine) because she’s no longer miserable, Joseph has some trouble but all of his friends (including Dadsona) support him through everything. After Robert feels comfortable enough, he and Joseph start a relationship and move in together. They get married the following year. Mary is dating/married to a hot mom. My boys are happy.

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He’d been ignoring you for weeks, he didn’t answer the phone, he stopped hanging around all the places he knew you’d be. He just stopped being in your life, it was almost as if he never even existed in your life and you were sick of it. 

He’d been your best friend for years and you’d be damned if you just let him walk away that easily… and that’s precisely what you were doing here at this exact moment. Out the front of his door that you had to climb two flights of stairs to get to. 

You knuckles rattled gently against the wooden frame, your heart thumped rhythmically in your chest as you waited for him to answer the door. You had been waiting for so damn long. 

“I’m ‘comin, I’m ‘comin.” You could hear Dally mutter, he definitely wasn’t expecting you to be standing outside his door. 

“Y/N.” His voice was stiff, forced and angry, he didn’t want you here. “What’re ya doing here, huh kid?” 

He only called you kid when he was angry at you, when you had done something wrong… and you searched your mind, trying to figure out just what that could be. What line did you cross?

“Looking for you.” You said it with a simple tone, your shoulders shrugged and you looked at him as if this wasn’t a big deal to you, but your charade was crumbling with every passing second. 

“So, you found me?” He shut the door behind you, he was shirtless, his jeans hung lowly on his hips as he searched through the wreckage of his room for a clean shirt. 

“Where have you been?” 

“Around.” He was snappy. “What’s it matter to you, kid? You ain’t my girl. You’re not my mother, not that she gives a hang about me, none.” 

“I care about you.” You sat on the edge of his bed, trying to find a single shred of the Dallas Winston you knew, and not the hood that the neighbourhood had notoriously branded him for. 

“Well good for you, Doll, now get out of here. I got a hot date tonight.” 

A date. A girl. You wondered to yourself who that might be. And what she had that you didn’t. You were never his girl, but you were comfortable being his best friend. You were comfortable being the sisterly figure in his life; but now it seemed that you weren’t anything to him. 

“A date?” You questioned, you forced a smile to burden your lips with untruthful feelings. “Oh that’s great, Dal. Can I see you afterwards?” 

“I’m busy, now get out of here.” He grabbed you by the arm as gently as he could muster so he could show you the way out, even though you both knew you knew your way around this place. 

He opened the door and to your horror, you realized that you were crying. Tears were welling up in your eyes, and they fell one by one and they began to slide down your face like tiny rivulets. 

You stopped him by placing a hand on his chest, you looked him in the eyes and you spoke. 

“Why don’t you love me?” You pursed your lips together so that they would stop shaking. “You did before, I know you did… and now you can’t even stand to be around me. What did I do? I can fix it.”

The truth is, he had been in your life so long that you didn’t know who you were without him. 

“What?” Dallas muttered, he looked down at you with disgust. “Y/N, you know I don’t love no o-” 

“Bullshit, Dallas, Bullshit” You pushed him back against the wall as roughly as you could. “You loved me. And you left me behind” 

He didn’t say a word, he just stared at you… he stared at your chest heaving up and down, and the tears falling from your eyes. He silently wondered to himself what he had done to you. He didn’t think you’d react this way. 

“I should go.” You couldn’t stand him just staring at you. Did he even care? “I shouldn’t have came here.”

“Wait” Before you could even cross the threshold his arms were wrapped around you. “Don’t go.”

“You don’t love me… you don’t want me.” You tried to push yourself out of his arms, you needed to leave. You could feel yourself breaking underneath his finger tips. “You left me for some broad that doesn’t give a shit about you.”

“That’s not true. I love you, okay?” You looked at him, almost expecting him to laugh in your face and push you out the door. “You’re my best friend and I love you. I never left you for some chick.” 

“Then why?” 

“Because, Y/N, you’re so good. You’re so pure. You’re everything I’m not. I’m bad for you. You need someone in your life that is like you, someone who can make you happy.” 

“You make me happy. Please don’t leave me.” 

“Okay.” He said simply.

Not Just Yet - Zach Dempsey

can you do a zach dempsey imagine where y/n and him are together and she is a nice sweet innocent girl and they are making one night and she doesn’t want to go any further bc she wants to wait until marriage to have sex and she’s afraid that he doesn’t want to be with her anymore but he does. Sorry if that’s weird.

It’s not weird! Thank you for requesting ^.^ This is my first 13RW imagine so yaaay. I love Zach <3

Words: 1,440

Warnings: fluff fluff fluff / making ouutttt  / lil’ bit of swearing

“And then… we did it,” Jessica’s blush tainted her cheeks a dark red, as she described yesterday’s date night with Justin Foley.

Your eyes widened. Jessica and Justin had already had sex? They’d only been together for a few months. It’s not that you had an issue with that, it just surprise you. You and Zach had been together for almost 2 years, and you still hadn’t had sex. You had decided to wait until marriage to lose your virginity, hopefully to Zach or if for some reason not him, someone as great as him. You couldn’t describe how lucky you felt to have a guy who respected your wishes like he did, especially with the crowd that he hung around with.

You couldn’t help but feel guilty though, when his friends bragged about their “summer conquests” in front of him. Sometimes you felt as if you weren’t even good enough. You wouldn’t be surprised if Zach thought that way too.

“Congrats Jess,” You forced an enthusiastic smile, and she giddily skipped along the school corridor.

You stopped by your locker, reaching in to exchange some textbooks, when you felt a pair of arms snake themselves around your waist. You turned around, only to come face to face with the guy himself. Zach Dempsey.

He was grinning down at you, wiggling his eyebrows. You laughed before reaching up on your tiptoes to place a chaste kiss on his soft lips. He rested his forehead against yours, before pecking you on the nose, causing you to giggle childishly. 

“How’s my girl today?” He took your hand, fingers intertwined, as you walked around. You blushed at his words, only causing him to grin wider.

“Stressed. How about you?” You sighed heavily, staring down at the ground. He stopped, turning to you with his eyebrows furrowed adorably and with a frown on his face.

“How come?” He played with your hands therapeutically, tracing circles on the palm.

“Bio. I’ve got a big test coming up and if I fail like last time it’s going to bring my average down, it’s my worst subject Zach,” You whined, resting your head on his shoulder. He tilted his own head to press a soft and lingering kiss on your forehead.

“Well lucky for you, future Marine Biologist here!” He pointed to himself, feigning a cocky attitude and you rolled your eyes playfully. “Are you free tonight? I can come round and help you study.”

“That sounds like an excuse to spend time together,” You raised an eyebrow at him, although to be honest, you would much rather hang about and cuddle with your boyfriend than study biology.

“Maybe,” He drawled mischievously and you smiled at him, grateful that he could take your mind off of your problems. You reluctantly slipped your hand out of his and began to walk off to your next class.

“See you at 7, lucky for you it’s pizza night,” You called over your shoulder, leaving Zach grinning like an idiot in a busy crowd of high school students.


“(Y/N), over here!” Jessica waved frantically at you as you stepped into your French class. She had reserved a spot for you next to her, and you sent her a grateful smile as you dumped your bag down beside her and sat down. “Okay, so I’m having an existential crisis and thought why not get over it by a little hot chocolate date tonight?” She tapped her fake nails on the desk excitedly.

“I actually can’t, I’m studying for the Biology test with Zach tonight,” You replied and Jessica’s jaw dropped. “What?”

“It’s just… he was going on about it earlier but I didn’t think he was actually gonna. Damn Dempsey,” Jessica seemed to be muttering more to herself and you didn’t want to play the pronoun game.

“What’s it Jess?” You folded your arms and gave her the ‘mum friend’ look.

“Wait, just to check, he was the one asking to come over?” Jessica had now grabbed both of your hands, squeezing them excitedly and you didn’t really know how to react.

“Uh… yeah, I uhh, think he was,” You didn’t sound 100% sure, but that didn’t stop Jessica from squealing.

“Okay, okay so Zach was talking to us earlier about how you guys were like, waiting for the right moment to have sex and that you two had a really good thing going on right now and shit. He is definitely going to make a move and try and go all the way tonight!” 

You paled slightly. Zach knew that you wanted to wait, perhaps he’d just phrased it wrong. Perhaps Jessica and co had gotten the wrong end of the stick, or come to irrational conclusions. You loved Zach with all of your heart, but you were sticking to your morals. The only thing that was going to happen that night, was studying.


A few hours later, you’re pressed up against your bedroom door, sloppily kissing your boyfriend of two years. His hands were roaming your curves, exploring your figure whilst yours were tangled in his ruffled, matted hair.

Small whimpers and moans would spill from mouths as you knew the actions that drove one another crazy. You would tug on the roots of his hair, he would attack the sweet spots on your neck and jaw with passion.

His voice was rough and lust-filled as he whispered in your ear.

“Jump.”

You did just that, wrapping your legs around his waist, slipping your tongue inside his mouth desperately. The two of you battled for dominance before he pulled apart and let you go to roughly pull off his shirt. You took a moment to appreciate his muscular build before advancing towards him with fire in your eyes. He hastily pulled you onto your bed, and you let your hands trail his toned chest, leaving quick kisses as you went. He pulled you forwards into another searing kiss before flipping you over so he was on top.

His tongue slipped back into your mouth like a puzzle piece and you groaned in response, your nails reaching up to claw his back. As you were distracted by his fiery kiss, Zach’s hand slowly crept towards your bra clip. When you felt him tug on one of the straps, you abruptly broke apart, panting heavily.

Your face was flushed red and you grabbed a pillow, hiding your look of shame from your boyfriend. Zach sat up awkwardly before pulling the pillow from your grasp and carelessly chucking it behind him. He laid down beside you, pulling you into his embrace and you let him, snuggling into his shirtless side.

“What’s wrong babygirl?” He whispered softly, and you melted at the consideration and care in his voice.

“I’m…I’m not ready to go that far yet Zach, remember?” You sighed, hoping he wouldn’t be annoyed at you. He stayed quiet for a while and you were cringing, knowing you’d screwed something up, before he wrapped an arm around your waist.

“I’m sorry (Y/N), heat of the moment I guess,” He chuckled, scratching the back of his neck as he sat up and rested against your headboard. You crawled over, so your head was lying on his lap and he affectionately played with your hair, an action that seemed to always soothe the both of you.

“I just feel so bad, because you wanted to go all the way tonight but I’m just want to wai-.” You began to ramble but he interrupted you.

“Wait… what? I wasn’t planning on having sex with you tonight. I respect your ‘waiting until marriage’ approach,” He looked confused, and so did you. “Where did you get that idea from?”

“Well, Jessica said-”

“I told the guys this morning that we were waiting to have sex until we were both ready and that we have a good relationship so I don’t want to mess that up by trying to force the idea of sex on you,” Zach explained and everything suddenly made a whole lot more sense.

“Ooooh, I get it,” You nodded and Zach snorted. “I am so screwed on this Biology test.” 

“Dork,” He shoved you off of him playfully and you jumped right up, shoving him back. He grabbed you by the waist, pulling you closer to him so he could give you the dreaded tickle assault. You squealed and laughed uncontrollably as he attacked your sides with his evil fingers.

“I LOVE YOUU!” You managed to stumble through your heavy laughter. Zach stopped, smiling up at you lovingly before clasping your cheeks and placing a gentle kiss on your swollen lips. 

“Love you too babygirl.”


I liked thiisssss <3


@mrsjugheadjonesthethird @jvghead-jones-iii @thisisnotseriousbussiness @am-ialive-yet @nafa1604

(it’s been so long, it’s been so long.. sorry!)

(FIC REC MASTERPOST)

Same White Shirt , by @lululawrence : Or the one where Harry’s on the Late Late Show for a week and several misunderstandings with a certain mouthy assistant James recently hired make things that much more interesting. 

Larry famous/not famous AU (10k, NR) :because I live for banter and flirting <3 (no smut)

Love’s Truest Language  , by @smrwine :  The first part was meant as a joke. He didn’t really expect Harry to buy anything. It was just Louis’ way of softening the ‘get the fuck out’ blow.  “Where’s your order forms, then?”  “I don’t want your flowers.” Louis chided before directing all of his attention to the arrangement in front of him.  Harry laughed under his breath as he stood to his full height, “Who said anything about them being for you, love?”

Larry Flowershop AU (48k, E) : oohhhhhhhhhh weell.That’s hot. and amazing. And Hot. Special kudos for the body workship and praise and dirty talk and OMG rough sex. (bottom Louis)

Jumpsuit  , by @a-writerwrites   : Harry crosses one leg over the other and puts his long, slender fingers on his cocked hip.  He arches his neck just so…and Louis forgets to breathe.  He’s doing that.  His baby is doing that. It makes Louis flush with pride and something else, something like arousal.   Because.  Harry’s legs.It’s just a lot. ***My interpretation of what happened after the Kiwi performance on LLS.

Larry canon and established relationship (3k, E) :  …. SMUUUUTT <3

Dance to the Distortion , by @domestic-harry : Louis accidentally breaks Harry’s camera lens and in order to get it fixed, they decide to participate in a romantic couples study. The only issue is that they are not actually couple. Well that and the fact they cannot stand each other.

Larry Hate to love and fake relationship AU (96k, E) : Oh my, it’s amazing ! I bookmarked it with a lot of smut tags I won’t tell you because spoilers, but holy shit this is hot. They kind of share that really (I mean, QUITE LITERALLY)

Never Be Ready , by @afirethatcannotdie : A high school AU where a summer without Harry makes Louis realize that he wants to be a little bit more than best friends.

Larry High School AU and BFF to lovers (7k, NR) : so cute and fluffy and so full of pining! (no smut)

When Worlds Collide and Days are Dark , by @darkmarkburning and @harruandlou : It’s Harry’s job to investigate and stop any threats to National and International security as MI6’s top operative, which in this case, might just be Louis, over glorified Personal Assistant / Ministerial Diary Secretary to the Prime Minister, no matter how blue his eyes are or what his tight pants might do to Harry. With Harry as James Bond, Louis as his Bond Girl, Liam as M, Niall as Moneypenny, and Zayn as Q.

Larry James Bond - Spy AU (157k, M) : and also fake relationship AU , smutty (king of share that but mostly bottom Louis), kind of funny, also warning if you have TW about Terrorism/explosions.

X&Y , by sehnsvcht (orphan_account) Harry writes, except tonight, he can’t. Louis is his muse, except really, neither of them know that. They drive in the middle of the night and figure things out.

Larry Road trip and friends to lovers (4k, T) : very well written and beautiful ! (no smut)

Prom Promise  , by youbeyou : “I’m gonna go to that prom,” Harry tells him, pointing a finger in his ex’s face. “I’m gonna get a date who’s hot and nice and likes me for who I am and I am gonna have the time of my life. And you, Jeremy, are gonna wish you’d never let me get away.” Or It’s two weeks to prom and Harry needs a date.

Larry High Shccol AU (6k, NR) : cute and fluffy without smut. Kudo for Gemma as Louis’s BFF.

World’s Best Dad (Part 6)

Originally posted by deanjackles

Summary: Dean and the reader have their date night and do some last minute preparations before heading on their trip…

World’s Best Dad Masterlist

Pairing: single parent!Dean x kindergarten teacher!reader

Word Count: 5,400ish

Warnings: language, smut (if you want to skip, pop down to the bolded sentence right after a break and you’re good to go)

A/N: I freaking LOVE this series…


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shadystarr  asked:

Has the nerd stiles and jock Derek tag been up dated recently? I live for it and you guys are the masters Thanks( \^-^/)

the master of ao3 is back at it again

the nerd party by bibliosexual (3/3 | 6,827 | PG13)

Until this moment, Stiles wasn’t even sure Derek could read, and now he’s trying to steal Stiles’ obscure eight-hundred-page fantasy novel. What.

Friends can be asses by Shippings_galore (1/1 | 1,512 | PG13)

Stiles’s friends were jerks. Full blown out asshats. He needs better friends. No… He needs to stop telling them about his huge crush on Derek fucking Hale.

It’s Always Been You by charlesdk (1/1 | 6,085 | PG13)

Stiles’ love life was practically non-existing, always had been. He was always terrible at picking up clues when people hit on him (it had happened, Erica had been witness to it and had been the one to let him know it was happening in the first place) because he never expected anyone to do so.

He wasn’t the most desirable guy around, he knew that. He was loud, extremely nerdy, never knew when to stop talking, not exactly much of a looker if you asked him, the list was endless.

Point was, he never did know when someone was flirting with him. Which was probably how he ended up in the fight that would change his life for the better.

Stomping Stereotypes by LadyDrace (1/1 | 2,518 | NC17)

Derek and Stiles have been dating for a while, and they’ve finally decided that they’re ready for sex. There’s only one tiny issue, and Derek has a little trouble bringing it up…

Pinky Promise by Stilienski (1/1 | 1,750 | G)

There’s this kid at school that just keeps staring at Derek. It’s been going on for months now and Derek doesn’t even know his name. All he knows is that the staring is getting annoying. Because when the guy is staring at him, Derek can’t stare back. He can’t look at his beautiful lips or gorgeous eyes or the way his long, slender fingers keep moving around.

Or the one where Derek promised Stiles in kindergarten that he’d think about being his boyfriend. Stiles is still waiting for the answer.

Mismatched Match by LadyDrace (1/1 | 1,779 | PG13)

Getting to date hot senior jock Derek Hale should be cause for shouting from the rooftops, frankly, but life is a little more complicated than that. Until it isn’t.

Curiosity by inatshej (1/1 | 7,364 | NC17)

Pretty much everyone they know think they are going out. Stiles considers them just friends. If someone from the outside were to judge, he’d call them friends with benefits. Somehow, none of those labels seems appropriate for Derek. It’s hard to believe it all happened because Stiles was fucking curious.

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Dating Stiles Stilinski - Headcanons

Author: @writing-obrien

Characters: Stiles Stilinski/reader

Word Count: 965

Notes: Slight mentions of sex, slight mentions of nudity, slight swearing, other than that nothing really.


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I cherish Solas romancers, because it’s like—imagine you get to go on a dating show. You’re sitting in the hot seat and—assuming you make a female Lavellan—you have six contestants you can choose from. Not three like on normal dating shows; you get six

Now, let’s say you ask these contestants your first question. Say, you ask them to describe their ideal date.

  • Contestant #1 talks about how they like pulling pranks, and afterwards, they’ll take you to a rooftop to eat cookies.
  • Contestant #2 is a hopeless romantic who wants to snuggle by the fire and have you spin them around in the air.
  • Contestant #3 has had a more troubled past, but they adore you—and anything you want to do, they are game for; they are submissive and ready to serve.
  • Contestant #4 is anything but submissive, they counter; their ideal date is all about danger: dragon-hunting and deadly sport. 
  • Contestant #5 seems the intellectual; they want to play chess with you, all the while marvelling that someone as amazing as you wants to spend time with them. 
  • Then there’s Contestant #6, who answers that they’ll tell you all about the boring dreams they had, insult your tattoos, touch your butt, and then dump you. That is their ideal date.

“That one,” the Solasmancer says. “I want that one.”

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BTS - he likes you more than a friend.

Request: If reactions are still open, could you do BTS’s reaction to them realizing they like their best friend much more then a friend, like romantically. Please and Thank You!  


Seokjin: From the beginning he has feelings for you, but he never said anything because he was afraid of ruining the friendship.
You were going out with a guy and Seokjin was dying of jealousy. “But why do you have to go out with him?” “Well, he’s a nice guy..” “I’m nicer.” “Yes, but you are my friend.” “What if I want to be more than your friend?” He said and you were speechless. “Oh, no, forget it.” He said ashamed. “No. Do you like me?” “Kind of…” “Alright then, I kind of like you, too.” “Really?” “Yes.” “Hmmm, that’s good.” He smiled.

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Yoongi: He tried to hide the feelings he had for you, but it was so difficult for him. “Yoongi, does this outfit looks good?” “Yes, you look beautiful.” “Thanks.” You smiled. His heart was pounding hard when you smiled. He couldn’t hide anymore. “(Y / n) … What would you do if some friend were in love with you?” “Depends on which friend …” “If it were me?” He asked and you looked at him. “Well … If the friend were you, I would be very happy.” “Why?” He smiled. “Because I like you.” “Fuck, really? Why don’t we date yet?” “Because you never told me that you like me.” “I like you, let’s date?”

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Hoseok: "Why don’t you tell her?“ Namjoon asked. "This will end our friendship, she doesn’t like me back.” Hoseok said. “Who’s she?” You asked, entering the room. “Hm, nobody.” Hoseok smiled at you. “Oh, c'mon! Tell me.” “I’m leaving …” Namjoon said. “Nobody, forget it.” “Please, Hobi!” You pouted. “Ugh, stop. Okay, I’ll tell you.” He took a deep breath. “Well…I kind of like you.” “Kind of?” “I fucking like you.” “Are you serious?” “Of course I am.” He said and you hugged him. “What does this hug mean?” “It means I like you too.” “So instead of hugging, why don’t we kiss?”

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Namjoon: He was planning to confess his feelings for you for a long time. But he didn’t know how. “Joon, can we have ice cream?” You asked as a child. “Of course baby.” “Baby?” “Oh sorry.” He laughed nervously. “No. I liked that.” You smiled. “Would you like to be my girlfriend too?” “What? Really?” “Well, I’m just asking, but if you want…” He laughed. “I’d love to be your girlfriend.” You pulled him and kissed him. “Wow, that’s was easy.” He said laughing.

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Jimin: You were watching a movie together on the couch. “You know, I like you.” He said smiling. “I like you too.” “Not like that, I really like you!” “Like girlfriend?” “Yes.” “Why didn’t you say that before? I thought I was on friendzone!” You said and he laughed. “I thought I was on friendzone too.” “Let’s get it over with.” You kissed him.

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Taehyung: He loved to spoil you, even though you were just best friends. Well, he wanted to be more, but didn’t know if you wanted the same. “Taetae!” You hugged him when he came to your house. “Hello!” He laughed. “I brought this for you.” He said and gave you a box. “What is?” “Open it!” You opened it and had a teddy bear with a paper. You read it and it was written on. “I think you should date Taehyung.” You laughed and looked at him. “Oh, he thinks I should date you.” “I think the same.” “But you have to ask me on a date first!” “Do you want to go out with me?” He laughed. “Of course!”

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Jungkook: Today he called you to sleep at his house and of course, you accepted. When you got there, he was playing video games with nothing but boxers. “Hm, what a body.” You said laughing. But you were actually dying inside. “Oh, sorry! I didn’t know you were coming now.” He said and covered himself with a pillow. “It’s okay.” You sat on the couch. “Should I get dressed?” He asked, looking at the TV. “No. Let me appreciate that vision.” You laughed and he paused the game, then looked at you. “Look, you can appreciate it better.” He gave you a smirk. “Such a perv!” “Let’s get to the point, why don’t you date me? Look how hot I am.” “Do you think I should date you?” “Yes.” “Okay, i’ll. Because I want to kiss you so bad, I’m going to die if you don’t do it now.” You said and he pulled you into a hot kiss.

Originally posted by purelyjimin


i don’t do it so romantic but i hope you like anyway.

requests are closed!

|| Homecoming ||

{summary: transferring to a new school at the start of your junior year holds many challenges, but befriending two kind boys by the name of ned leeds and peter parker along with his girlfriend, liz, makes things all the more easier for you.

that is, until peter shows signs of developing feelings toward you.}

guys, did you die after that trailer? because i did, and i felt sooo jealous of liz when she was about to kiss peter despite how sweet they looked together. this story is very self indulgent, i admit, but it was made because i adored the trailer so much [♥] that’s why i didn’t write anything yesterday, because i was sooo hyped for the trailer that i knew that seeing it would give me the inspiration to write something for peter ;w;

tags [permanent + peter parker]: @psychicwitchphilosopher , @pharaohkiller , @moonlight53 , @wavy-ley , @buckysendoftheline , @1022bridgetp , @potterjamesharry

**don’t plagiarize/repost this story. reblogs are fine**

final word count: 6,600+ (holy shit a new record for me for this website!!)

warnings: omg not another love triangle !! who will be endgame? who will it not break even for? find out under the cut!!

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the fake ah crew makes a bet to see who can get the farthest into the police station before getting arrested because they’re idiots with nothing better to do, apparently, and:

gavin gets tackled the second he starts walking across the parking lot

geoff gets pulled away as soon as he walks into the station (he shaves off his mustache at michael’s urging and tries again and it takes over five minutes for anybody to recognize him, like what the fuck)

and then ryan pulls off his mask and goes in. everyone expects him to be taken down immediately, but he gets in with no trouble. walks around. waves cheerfully at all the officers. gets snacks from the vending machine. acts like he owns the place.

everybody stares. ryan casually mentions that he has lengthy, polite conversations with the chief of police every few months, and everyone stares harder.

he shrugs. “i keep telling you guys to use masks. nobody knows who i am as soon as i take it off. what, you think i wear this thing to get hot dates?”

(but really, though, who would expect the dorky, bespectacled, polite man in dad jeans to be the same guy who wiped out half the shopping district last month while laughing maniacally? “you look like you build model train sets in your spare time,” ray says, horrified. “i don’t know how this is worse than the mask, but it totally is. somebody make him put the mask back on.”)

Blind Date -- Older!Damian Wayne x Reader

A/N: So this is part one of a series I’ve dubbed Musicality. Each story will be based off a song from a musical or musical movie. They will all revolve round Damian x Reader too. With that out of the way, please enjoy!

Song inspiration can be found here.

Word Count: 1096

“You excited for tonight?” Jon grinned at you as you topped off his drink. You rolled your eyes at him and put the pitcher down behind the counter. “Oh c’mon Y/N, it’s not the end of the world to be going on a date.”

 “A blind date.” You corrected him as you began to wipe the counter down. “You know I don’t like guessing games.” You finished with the counter and walked toward one of your empty tables to clean it as well. Jon turned around on his stool at the bar to watch you.

 You’d never really believed in relationships. After seeing so many crash and burn around you, you were beginning to wonder if love even really existed. Jon knew that, you’d told him before when he’d asked you for dating advice freshman year of highschool.

 “What if he talks too fast? Or asks me question about myself before I’ve decided that he can? He might sit too close, or call the waiter by his first name. Or eat Oreos, but eat the cookie before the creme!” You turned to look at Jon with anxiety written all over your face.

But honestly what scared you more than trivial things like how your date ate Oreos was what if when he saw you, he didn’t like you? What if he turned away and you couldn’t hide from the rejection? What if when you opened up to him, he was only disappointed? What if you gave a piece of yourself away only to be given it right back to you?

 The sudden pressure of Jon’s hands on your shoulders made you jerk back into reality. He smiled reassuringly at you and squeezed your shoulders gently.

 “Don’t worry, it’ll all work out Y/N.”

 You were about to respond when the shift manager yelled from the kitchen.

 “Y/N! Time for you to clock out and get to that hot date Jon set you up with!”

 You shot Jon a dirty look as you stepped away to go to the back of the diner to clock out. Every coworker you passed smiled at you. As the youngest worker there, they were always concerned that you weren’t “acting your age.” Truth be told, it was probably their idea to get you a blind date. They’d more than likely promised Jon free food for a month or so to get him to help them set you up.

 Why couldn’t they just leave you be? You were happy living in your shell shaped mind; you didn’t have to worry about getting hurt, and you only gave as much of yourself away as you wanted to.

 You were still trying to think up an excuse to miss the date when you climbed into the passenger seat of Jon’s truck. Maybe you could convince Jon that your date was a criminal? Or some sort of psychopath that escaped from an institution? They could be colorblind for god’s sake!

 “Y/N? Hey, Y/N!” Your attention snapped to Jon. “Seriously, you’re overthinking this whole situation.” He glanced at you for a few seconds before turning his eyes back to the road. “He’s just as unwilling to go through with this as you are.”

 You raised an eyebrow curiously. “Oh, so now you’re giving me hints of who my date is?”

 He grinned at you. “Trust me, he’s your type.”

 “I don’t have a type Jon.” The blue-eyed male threw his hands in the air in exasperation.

 “Fine! He’s tall, dark and handsome! Who doesn’t want that?” You rolled your E/C eyes at the half-kryptonian.

 “Jon, sweetie, if that’s all I wanted in a significant other, I’d just date you.”

 “I don’t know whether to be offended or flattered.”

 Even though it was only five o’clock when Jon pulled up to the restaurant you were meeting your date at, it was already dark in Gotham. You always marveled at how time seemed to move and act differently in the city across the bay.

 Jon’s phone beeped, and he pulled it out to check it. He grinned and looked at you. “He said he just got here, so you can meet him inside.” A defeated sigh escaped your lips as you opened the door.

 “You’re still picking me up afterward, right?” You turned to look at Jon. He placed one hand on his heart and held the other in the air.

 “Scout’s honor.” Your rolled your eyes at him again.

 “You’re not a boy scout.”

 “And you’re still trying to avoid your date.” He reached over and pulled the truck door shut. “I’ll see you later Y/N.”

 You watched as Jon pulled away and disappeared down the road. Well, it’s too late to turn back now. You took a deep, calming breath and turned to face the restaurant. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad, your date could turn out to be very nice, have lovely eyes. He might even be able to make you laugh like how Jon does.

 When you entered the building, you had to wait for a few minutes for your eyes to adjust. After you could actually see your surroundings, you were glad you’d dressed up a bit more for the occasion. You scanned the room, trying to see if your date was already seated. Not that you even knew what he looked like to begin with.

 “Looking for someone?” You turned and stared at the person that was talking to you. He was certainly tall, he had at least a foot on you. Dark? Too soon to be sure, but if he was a Gotham native then he probably was a bit more broody than the people in Metropolis. But there was no denying he was handsome.

 “Uh, sort of.” A blush dusted your face after you realized you’d been staring. “I’m supposed to be meeting someone here.” The stranger nodded and then glanced out the door with a frustrated look.

 “As am I, although I have no idea what they look like. Kent neglected to give me a description or show me a picture. All I have is a name.”

 You froze at the mention of Jon. The stranger, or rather, your date gave you a quizzical look. You shook your head, straightened your shoulders, and held a hand out to him.

 “Well this is a terrible way to start, but I’m F/N L/N. And I am going to kill Jon for this.” Your date smirked at your last words and took your hand.

 “Damian Wayne, and I know where to hide the body.”

bumblebyqueen-deactivated201704  asked:

Bumbleby for the ship thing 😊

Who said “I love you” first?

I assume Blake, since she already said she loved Yang (and her team) to Sun. She may have a difficult time communicating emotions, but she at least knows what she’s feeling and acknowledges it, whereas Yang is more likely to bottle it up and not even realize that what she’s feeling.

That said, I could totally see it slipping out as a joke while they’re talking:

Yang: That’s why I love you! ;D
Blake: …
Yang: … (o.o)
Blake: …
Yang: As a partner!….. A team partner! A team… mate…. (>.<)
Blake: *smile* I love you, too, Yang.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background?

Yang has one of Blake from the Beacon dance.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror?

Yang, usually jokes or riddles or puns for Blake to find when she goes to shower. Blake rolls her eyes and wipes them off as soon as she sees them.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts?

Yang used to, but she stopped when Blake only used the boxes they came in. Now, she just buys her food, and they go back and forth paying for dates.

Who initiated the first kiss?

Yang. Blake won’t cross physical boundaries, so it would have to be Yang, after she confronts and acknowledges her feelings for Blake. 

Who kisses the other awake in the morning?

Yang. She’s more of a morning person and Blake is a sleepy kitty who also naps throughout the day. But it’s not smothering kisses. It’s a forehead kiss, and she runs her hand through Blake’s hair until she opens her eyes.

Who starts tickle fights?

Blake.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower?

Blake, especially if she’s having a bad day. She likes the ability to have quiet together time and may get a little clingy once under the water. For her, it’s a good time for hugs and reflection, and to get some much desired emotional support from her partner.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch?

Blake. She brings sushi for both of them, because she knows Yang will probably be too busy working to stop and focus on food. And a hungry Yang is a hangry Yang, and no one wants that.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date?

Both. But no one could tell because Blake acted smug about finally getting to go out with her hot blonde partner on an official date, and Yang faked confidence.

Who kills/takes out the spiders?

Blake hunts them down. Yang generally doesn’t really mind them (as long as their not poisonous) and lets them stay where they are.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk?

They both do. Blake gets sloppy drunk and whines about it, apologizing for her indiscretions and confessing her feelings. Yang makes grand gestures of love by standing on bars or singing songs at Blake and embarrassing her in front of everyone.

I was so inspired after all that conversation about The Weeknd, I’m sorry if some of them are a little over the top, I got carried away :p


Finding out MC used to do sexy dances when she was younger


Zen

  • He gets oddly shy around your girlfriends, trying his best not to be his usual charming self so you won’t get the wrong idea
  • Little does he know you think it’s hilarious how he blushes when they squeal teasing you  for dating a hot superstar
  • In that particular get together you were having, they were teasing you for his last semi-nude scene on a musical.
  • And you’re just shrugging and telling them you don’t care. These things get publicity, and publicity is great business for his manager, who happens to be you.
  •  “Oh yeah… and let’s be real, MC, you would be such a hypocrite for criticizing his nudes after that lap dance you gave me at my bachelorette party.”
  • Okay. Let’s pause and rewind… Zen got lost for a moment.
  • “Girl, don’t…” you blush, but your friend doesn’t give a shit and nudges your fiancée. “Oh yeah… did you know she gave me a lap dance on my bachelorette party?”
  •  He looks at you, then at his friend, then at you again with the most shocked and… impressed expression you’ve ever saw, making you feel the need to explain yourself “We were drunk and playing Truth or Dare.”
  • “Uhmmm, she takes a challenge very seriously, keep that in mind.” “I… I will…”he says, chugging the rest of his beer SHIT! You’re so screwed when you get home…
  • It’s an awkward silence when you two get home, “Zen… about what she told you… you know it was just a stupid bachelorette thing, right?” “Dance off.” He says, taking his shirt off.
  • “What?” “I’m challenging you to a dance off, I heard you take challenges very seriously, so… don’t think I’ll let you win just because you’re a lady, babe.”
  • You look at him head to toes… head to abs, actually. “Alright.”, you grab a chair and put in the center of the living room, crossing your arms “The challenger starts, then.”. Oh… judging from his grin, he’ll gladly start as long as you finish it.

Yoosung

  • Boy almost gets surprised at how… loud your friends are.
  • But his college buddies can be like that too. So to him, this is just one more thing you have in common.
  • They won’t tease him much because you requested, telling them that as cute a she is, you don’t want him to be uncomfortable around them.
  • So they focus on making him laugh telling embarrassing stories from high school.
  •  “Oh, what about the finals for the basketball championship when the adversaries asked for another match?” “Why?” he asked, very curious.“Well, allegedly, our cheerleader captain created a very sexy choreography that was distracting the players.” Your friend gives you a mischievous glance.
  • Yoosung notices her gaze towards you and gets S H O O K. “YOU WERE THE CAPTAIN, MC?”
  • “I… yes, I was. And those guys were just bad losers.” You shrug, but the blush on your cheeks probably give away that this isn’t exactly truth.
  • And boy is blushing too. He stays even quieter for the rest of the night, even when your friends try to tell him they were just teasing you because you’re a very different person ever since graduation.
  • Oh, you know how he gets easily jealous, so the idea of you dancing provokingly in front of a bunch of tall guys is probably driving him nuts.
  • But not exactly like you were imagining when you get home and he kisses you passionately. “Aren’t you mad?” you ask him. “Why would I? I used to be very different in high school too, I wasn’t even blonde…” you giggle and kiss him again.
  • “So, uhm… you know how you’re always cheering for me, MC? Could you do it  in a skirt one of these days?” OHOHOHO it will be your pleasure

Jaehee

  • She loves hanging out with your friends
  • She can be a little shy, but always ends loosening up as she realizes this is fun and your friends can be hers as well
  • Because it feels very new to her, you know? Having friends and all.
  • And your friends do their best to include her.“Oh, and you look at MC now being all cute and innocent, but this girl here got disqualified from the seniors talent show.” “Oh, really, why is that?”
  • “Because people don’t get art.” “Yeah, people don’t get the true message behind Fergalicious.”
  • “Exactly, and they also don’t get that… the boy scout outfit was a reference to the official video.” You cross your arms and pout.
  • Jaehee is lost, what is a “fergalicious”? She asks and all the eyes in the table go straight at her.
  • Poor lady, while you were dancing to Fergie, the woman was studying her ass off to get in college, don’t judge her.
  •  You don’t, and you also hope she doesn’t judge you either after your friends show her the Fergalicious video.
  • And you squirm in embarrassment everytime you catch her watching the video, yes, she watched again days after that embarrassing convo with your friends.
  • “Honey, just let it go… I was young and stupid… and Fergie was the bomb when I was a teenager…” “If I bake a cake like this for my birthday, will you get out of it like she does?” Oh… now you’re more excited than her for her own birthday.

Jumin

  • He gets a little uncomfortable around your friends
  • It’s not them, it’s him. Everything is just very different from what he is used to.
  • Like, V and he constantly nag each other, but you and your friends take this to another level.
  • Seriously, is it really okay how you call each other “hoes”? Nobody here looks offended…
  • “Well, it’s just figure of speech. Don’t worry, your fiancée was never a hoe… except for that one time in Halloween…remember, MC?”
  • “I don’t…” “Yeah, because you were drunk.” “What happened in Halloween?” he asks casually, but everybody in the table feels like they are being interrogated.
  • “Oh, I… allegedly did some… pole dance in a haunted house.” He looks at you stoically, which only makes you feel like explaining yourself more “I was drunk.”
  • “Thankfully, right? Just imagine you doing pole dance in a haunted house in sane sobriety.” Is he telling a joke? Nobody knows and nobody has the guts to laugh.
  • Awkward silence during the ride home. You’re pretty sure he’s pissed!
  • “I don’t feel like apologizing for things I did when I was single and completely clueless that I would meet you one day, so… don’t get mad, Jumin, things have changed a lot from when I was a teenager.”
  • “I’m not following the logistic behind it. Where did you find a pole in a haunted house?” “Oh, it wasn’t a haunted house per se, it was more like a… haunted tent in the school gym, and there were those… pipes holding the structure of it, I think. And I… might have or might have not grinded against one of them…” you look away, flustered.
  • He just chuckles “I’ll make sure to provide you a proper pole, hope you don’t mind I’ll be your only audience, kitten.” The hell you do!

Saeyoung

  • He loves your friends
  • He thinks girls are hilarious when they get together like this
  • Because you’re so sweet when you’re with him, but get all salty when you’re with them, and he would love to see more of this side of yours
  • So he’s basically there to get tips on what your friends do to unlock this mode on you
  • “Nah, MC is a sweet shy girl ever since high school, oh, except for the car wash we did to raise money for charity when we’re seniors.”
  • “Don’t even start, girl! I know what you’re gonna say, I wasn’t dancing!” “Yes, you were! You were splashing water, throwing your wet hair back and forth and feeling like a Pussycat Doll!”
  • “Yeah, MC! Everybody knows there’s a Pussycat Doll hidden somewhere in there…” he goes along with the teasing, though he has no idea if this is true or not.
  • Though he remembers going through your old social media and seeing some posts about a car wash, so… yeah.
  • And you know he probably doesn’t care that much, the problem here is how much he’ll tease you and ask you to wash his cars.
  • “Okay, before you say anything. It was for charity. And yeah, maybe I was feeling a little like in a slow motion video, but… ahh, I was young and stupid.” You pout and look away.
  • He grabs your chin and makes you look at him, planting a fierce kiss on your lips. “I want to see some photos…” “Haven’t you found in my background history?” “I stayed away from the Rated R things about you because I’m an innocent catholic boy, you know that…” not so innocent after you actually gave him permission to go through the photos, tho.

anonymous asked:

Headcanons of Guzma having a crush on someone who can't pick up on signals? Even if someone is flirting with them they won't catch on lol. He'd have to be super direct.

  • he’d get pretty frustrated. he’s not one to easily tell his feelings, so he’d often drop hints so he wouldn’t have to state his feelings outright.
  • guzma would have to be even more direct, like to the point where he’s like, “haha i KNOW there’s someone who does like you, haha…” while sweating profusely.
  • eventually, he’d get so exasperated he’d be like “LOOK, you’re hot so DATE ME.”