gettin bfs

coworker: “so! when’s the last time you’ve been with someone?”

me: “oh, the last time I’ve had a boyfriend (aka called someone my boyfriend mostly & held hands ‘n stuff) was back when I was in high school-”

coworker: “OMFG YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN ANY SINCE THEN?!! MY GOD H O W??

me, an asexual: “….my friend…..buddy…..

JGNFBSBWBBWS me n my bf r gettin smashed (like alwaysss) n he went 2 go throw up and fuckin yelled at me like GET THIS ON SC n fuckin dabbbed while he vommited