BBMAs: Top Social Artist award is not given on stage
**Note: From what I’ve read on Tumblr, the award has only ever been given on the RED CARPET not on the actual stage/ceremony (but with the attention this year, let’s pray that they’ll present it on-stage). I’ve never watched the BBMAs so I’m not sure if this is true or not. Sorry if this confused any of you!
BTS: After giving two years worth of paychecks to Namjoon, Taehyung gets a slot on Cypher pt.14. It becomes their lowest selling single, but BTS doesn’t notice as they are too busy trying to cover up the fact that Suga’s soul departed 8 years ago and they’ve been using his corpse as a puppet to still milk Army dry.
Exo: Kyungsoo quit to become an actor after getting tired of grinding canes. Suho left to go “find himself” in the Bahamas, and Baekhyun currently leads the remaining members as they perform the Chinese version of “Wolf” at Norwegian birthday parties for pay.
Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter” at a fan meet. Currently tours with Jay Park while Got6 has 23 reality shows and 14 movies under their belts.
NCT: Johnny resigns to become a DJ after debuting only once. Haechan is jailed after it was discovered he had been slowly poisoning Mark for years. WinWin tries to leave SM, but is offered a solo career under Yixing’s company. Cracks immediately under the pressure of singing more than 2 words.
Day6: After pleading with JYP for years, finally get to have all of their social media accounts back. Jae immediately begins posting pics of Chihuahuas in taco costumes while Sungjin and Young K start a new petition to stop including the word “day” in all of their album titles.
Infinite: Sunggyu never came back from the war. Woohyun is pretty sure he’s actually just hiding in the basement. The fairies came to reclaim Sungjong to their magical kingdom, and Dongwoo asked them to give him a ride to Africa on their way.
Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago.
Super Junior: Henry and Kyuhyun perform at Karaoke Taco Tuesdays every week, while Leeteuk and Siwon try to get everyone to come together for one last concert that Heechul refuses to attend, because that’s his dogs special grooming day.
Block B: Will leave Seven Seasons and start their own company with Zico as CEO. P.O. has been revealed to have had a secret wife and child in Brazil for the last 8 years and Taeil will have to resort to tattooing his eyeballs from lack of skin space.
Vixx: 4 of the members married fans while Hyuk and Hongbin enjoy the crazy bachelor life. Still continues to do deep concepts and just wrapped up their video where they portray vulnerable, voodoo veterans from Vermont.
Monsta X: banned from Korea after performing naked in hopes of a number 1. Comes back with cute concept through Youtube and gets an all kill. not allowed in Korea to accept award. Award goes to Seventeen instead.
Ikon: hasn’t made a comeback in 9 years. Everyone has had 4 solo projects. Bobby and B.I. moved into Seungri’s abandoned man cave and are refusing to come out until they get a clothing line and matching miniature poodles.
Astro: After a dramatic image change after all becoming adults, Rocky is now modeling for Calvin Klein, Sanha has his own line of hair products, and they all just released a sensual love album called “Baby Let Me Rocket All Night”.
Seventeen: After teasing Carats for 10 years, finally does a dark concept but 11 of the 13 members are in the military so it’s just Jun and Minghao tap dancing in leather jackets while whistling “Mansae” in a warehouse.
B.A.P: Jongup and Yongguk and Himchan promoting together as a hip-hop group called BangHimUp, while Daehyun and Youngjae make a living off of soundtrack singles. All decide on a whim to dye their hair straight blonde again and all of Zelo’s falls out in the first 5 minutes.
Knk: First male group to be the spokesperson for a stiletto company. Has 3 albums devoted to the best of their ballads. No longer allowed on ASC ever since the “incident” and Seungjun and Jihun being forced to live in separate cities after the rumors become far too great.
SHINee: Everyone has split up for their own solo careers, but still come together for dinner every night. Minho is currently homeless after betting his house in an intense Monopoly battle with Key. Planning a reunion tour where the truth will finally be revealed about Jongtae.
Up10tion: Rebel after their 53rd comeback in 10 years. Tie Andy up and hold him for ransom until he agrees to let them rest and never perm their poor hair again.
Romeo: Decided to change their name to something that would bring them up on Google. Now debuting as “Hamlet” they continue to do cute concepts even though they’re almost over the hill and have mortgages and light bills.
24K: Has found global fame after creating the world’s first rational storyline….realizes most of the fame came because everyone was googling Bruno Mars. Accepts fame anyway.
Winner: Reunites again with Namtae. Quits YG after leaving a steaming pile of dog poop on his desk. Produces music that heals and restores all of our broken souls.
Right, I am a media student and I need to say I have never ever been so ashamed of the media.
The media relies these days on clicks (reads) from viewers online since the internet is the main place people gather information so they clickbate there way into getting peoples attention (which is wrong) due to the fact the news should not be biest and should tell the truth from different points of views but instead we had “PEWDIEPIE LOVES HITLER” etc you get what I mean.
Disney no longer is in a relationship with pewdiepie-
This is understandable since pewdiepie (with these jokes) are more aimed towards an adult audience because a younger audience may not be able to understand that its a bad thing. Cool we get it BUT…. in 2014 disney made this deal with pewdiepie .. knowing he wasnt aimed towards any audience inparticular and swore alot in his gaming videos with adult humor … disney knew this but still made a relationship with pewdiepie so in reality disney knew he wasnt child friendly from the start.
Youtube red series scare pewdiepie season 2 cancelled-
Now heres where things get interesting… youtube had no reason to cancel this show as there is no swearing in the first series I can imagine there is non in the second but not only that.. South park… Family guy make jokes all the time about offensive humor and receive awards but pewdiepie gets all of this? This makes me question alot because youtube could of clearly made an age rating on the show and since it was nearly done I cant actually think of a reason that youtube cancelled it at all. I want an explanation as to why they did due to the fact the reason is missing.
The youtube ad platform - this is only for the videos that are deemed as basically PG or with some strong language ….. and things like that. With this I understand why youtube may have done this but at the same time I do not due to the fact they could of chosen the suitable videos themselves to be chosen for the ad platform instead of kicking him out.
After all of this… Disney kind of have a good explanation BUT DON’T due to knowing that pewdiepie all along wasnt aimed towards any audience. He swore in videos and made adult humor since they made the relationship. Youtube had no reason to cancel scare pewdiepie and did it to aboard the kill pewdiepie express… which is not right. the media should be ashamed of attempting to make this man look bad when in all reality he offended maybe a bunch of people in the whole worlds population and family guy and other tv shows slide past it like it was nothing. The media is to blame for this.. taking the mans words out of context and planting horrible images of the comedian in the eyes of the public.
my mom is now researching lin manuel miranda’s wife “SHE MUST BE PUERTO RICAN,” she says. she found a video of their wedding on an NYT article. “SHE’S PUERTO RICAN. THEY’RE DANCING SALSA,” she claims. why did i tell her about lin’s heritage. “PUERTO RICANS ARE SUCCESSFUL. LOOK. YOU CAN BE THE NEXT LIN MANUEL MIRANDA.” i swear shes crazier than me right now
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so this is the first year that the Top Social Artist award will be presented on stage and bts pretty much already won it and there are rumors about a surprise perfomance and bts were seeing praticing and they are also going up on the stage to get their award,,, are y’all following the train of thought
i dont stant bts, but i hope they get that award. tbh they seem to go through a lot of crazy and stressful stuff bc of fans, and the career itself. not that they need any validation from a western award show, like theyre already HUGE. what im saying is, it would be so cool for them to win something from a country foreign to them. like i’m imagining winning a medalion for academic success from some other country like WOW, thats sick!!! hope they get treated well :)
These boys used to be no one. No one but kids leaving their homes to go to the Big city in hope of achieving their dreams.
This boy was studying to get his acting degree when he was found. This boy rejected the offer of being considered for EXO, believing he was getting scammed.
This boy suffered from social phobia, depression and alleged suicidal thoughts. These boy’s parents were against his love for rap, leading him to leave home.
This boy’s dad was against his dreams. This boy felt like he was a disappointment to his other his whole life. This boy hid his sad self.
This boy never thought he’d be an idol. This boy was in the 1% of students i Korea at one point and has an IQ of 148. This boy left all that to be a rapper.
This boy left his parents and younger brother to go to Seoul. This boy changed his life and at first was alone in a big city. This boy was one of the poorest members. This boy had body issues.
This boy was raised by his grandma in a village for 14 years, knowing very little of what else exists.
And this boy found himself ;leaving his comfort zone at 14, only to be give to 6 other boys, whom he did not know.
These boys had nothing to eat.
These boys were happy with just 500 views.
these boys were happy with just 150 fans.
These boys did not expects 300 fans at their members birthday party.
In fact tho boy wrote all 300 fans a little sticky note and gave them a little food, despite barely having for themselves.
But now it is 2016.
This man is now a great singer. This boy is now being more beautiful than ever. (But this boy needs more lines)
This man is now the caretaker of the group, making sure everyone is ok, healthy.
This man may be under appreciated but he is the one who makes the members feel comfortable with him, despite him being older.
This man is the one of the first ones to produce, to write, to create. This boy is the one to fix and mend.
This man is the one to pretend
to be annoyed with th younger ones,
only to truly love them.
This man now dedicates his life to giving 1097% of energy and happiness to others. Even if that means that there will be none left for him. This boy found happiness in the happiness of others.
This man dedicated his solo on his album to his mum.
This man now feels proud for once.
This man is now the leader of the group. This boy produces, writes and slays.
This man takes care of every member, whether older or younger.
This man appreciates every fan, speaking english when he can.
This man now feels better about his body. This boy loves his members the most.
This man will always make everyone happy.
This man got upset at his friends for not accepting Jimin.
This man bought 1100 dollar sweater for Jimin.
This man’s grandma died before he could dedicate his win to her. He won the day she died and all he could think about most probably was ‘I love you grandma’.
But this man is ok. Because he had others with him.
He is now also an actor.
This man now acts like he is the hottest thing on stage. But then comes the backstage videos and he is just
This man admitted to crying only when he sees his members cry. Because he can take pain. But he can’t stand it when others are in pain. He’d rather hurt than his beloved hyungs.
Here is some proof of their bond:
(Some people told me their bonds look gay.
1. They are very close, after all they spent years only together.
2. So what if they are? Good for them to be comfortable and not shout NO HOMO every time they touch each other.)
And now, after 3 years they got their daesang awards. Not 1 but 2: Best album and Artist of the Year. Those boys deserve it.
The performance was so elegant and beautiful
The dances captivating
This cutie was so surprised he just lay on the couch.
Min Yoongi once said that the only time they will cry is if they receive the artist of the year award, their goal. Ladies and gentlemen, may i present you Min Yoongi breaking into sobs, as he achieves his dream.
Once again, so graceful
The music choice also amazing
I would suggest to all to chest out their performances on MAMA 2016
The group hug
Last years, the boys were not even nominated for best dance but here they are.
jungkook did not even realise their name was called.
NO BTS. Thank you.
Thank you for taking us on this crazy ride.
Thank you for letting us cry. laugh and celebrate with you.
Thank you for being an inspiration.
Thank you for proving that one can start from the bottom and succeed.
Thank you for giving us hope.
For motivating us.
We love you boys! You guys really deserve all the awards you get and more!
So congratulations boys!
I love you!
We love you!
Teamwork makes dreamwork!- Kim Namjoon/Rap Monster
Thank you for reading!
(Special thank you to the best producer and CEO Bang PDnim!)
PS. I don’t know if this is appropriate but i would also like to say congrats to my beloved boys from Seventeen
Ok so, I came out as a lesbian to one of my acquaintances today. She was cool about it, but said “I wouldn’t have expected that from you.” And it just blows my mind, how terrible of a gaydar straight people have. Like me? I’m straight-passing?
Later on when I was alone, I cracked up. I have literally worn the gayest shit. Carmilla shirts, a Holtzmann shirt, Lexa shirts, the shirt that says “LGBT fans deserve better,” a shirt that says “List of things we should do: 1. Be who we are 2. Kiss the girls that we want to kiss” and… I pass as straight? I mean, I’m basically a walking stereotype man. Like I wore a suit to homecoming. I have been wearing a ton of plaid, especially since I came out. I was even wearing plaid when I came out to her.
Spanning David’s first meeting with the Proclaimers to them presenting him with a special National Television Award.
Excerpt from the Graham Norton Show “Uncut” (April 2007)
Graham Norton: You were in a fantastic video, the Proclaimers video David Tennant: I was GN: …and of course the Proclaimers are going to be playing for us in a few moments. They’re here. The Proclaimers are in the building. Was it all filmed in one day? DT: No! I got a phone call… Matt Lucas phoned me up and said, “I’m gonna do this thing.” He knew I’m a big Proclaimers fan. He said, “Oh come along. Join in.” I said of course I will! I’ll get to meet the Proclaimers! But they’d been and gone when I turned up! They’d filmed their bit, and I’m just stuck with Johnny Ball and Rod, Jane, and Freddie up the back! And Dusty Bin. Not that there’s anything wrong with them, they’re lovely people (especially Dusty Bin), but I was devastated. So to find that tonight I might actually get to meet the Proclaimers… I’m a little bit over-excited. GN: I hate to break it to you, but we did tape them in the afternoon. They’re not here. DT: <long pause> I wouldn’t have a sense of humor about that. GN: They are here, they are here. Don’t worry.
Wow... #TheBlackOut Won Shorty Award for Tumblr of the Year
@marsincharge texted me while I was out and about. And the reality is slowly kicking in. So now, other than the Gemini tendencies we display and our very pro-Black stances, our Caribbean heritages, the fact that we are both first generation Americans… and that we’re both born in Brooklyn…
(Mars, we have TOO much in common)
… we now have another thing in common: our first mainstream award.
I want to thank y’all (Black Tumblr as well as Tumblr in general) for making this happen. It was a surprised to get nominated, it was lovely that we got to be a finalist, but to actually get an award means a lot. It shows y’all appreciated the hard work and sweat, while we have to endure criticism (some rightful place, others mostly unfounded, and a few WTF?), to help shape Tumblr as well as the overall online attitudes of many about Black lives, humanity and celebrating what makes Blackness special as well as what make each of us unique is a very wonderful and rewarding experience even without the award.
I have the name @thoughtremixer for years. But who would have thought it’s my actual title?
Congrats @marsincharge… we still gotta go claim our award and take pictures with it and other people… like Leslie Jones!
What really gets me is that ALL of the awards were offensive. There was a “most likely to be homeless” award as well. A group of teachers came together and thought it was perfectly fine, while ON THE JOB, to hold a ceremony and pass out various offensive awards to their young students.
Like, do y’ll hate your job that much that at no point did anyone say “wait this is crossing the line”?
Black and Brown kids can literally have their whole education in the hands of such incompetence and vitriol.