gets all the awards!

me: a bts blog,,, who is also a carat

also me: reblogs something seventeen related

aLSO me: feels obligated to immediately reblog about 5 things bts related out of fear of people unfollowing/ not liking my content

me, in my head: this blog is for the content i love and appreciate and want to see that i want to share with others who also happen to love and appreciate the same things. this blog and the people i blog about makes me happy. why should i modify my happy things to please others i just want to love them

anonymous asked:

Lol, what if they're all nominated for Grammy's, sitting on different tables, but then winning for a surprise 1D award because Grammys suddenly became a 1D stan and is doing everyone a favor by forcing a reunion? Hahaha, although in all honesty, it'd be awesome if they do all get nominated, Grammys is trashy now but still, award's an award, and they'll probs sit on different tables with their separate teams which huuuuuurts! just come back already, we miss youuuuu

LISTEN I’M HERE FOR IT.  They get a grammy for Band That’s Stealing Too Much Of My Money So Get Back Together So I Don’t Have To Buy Things Individually.


(also they’d be in the audience and not at tables but YOUR POINT STILL STANDS).  

BBMAs: BTS will NOT be performing

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

BBMAs: Top Social Artist award is not given on stage

Originally posted by n-wordbelike






**Note: From what I’ve read on Tumblr, the award has only ever been given on the RED CARPET not on the actual stage/ceremony (but with the attention this year, let’s pray that they’ll present it on-stage). I’ve never watched the BBMAs so I’m not sure if this is true or not. Sorry if this confused any of you!

Kpop Boy GROUPS in 10 Years

BTS: After giving two years worth of paychecks to Namjoon, Taehyung gets a slot on Cypher pt.14. It becomes their lowest selling single, but BTS doesn’t notice as they are too busy trying to cover up the fact that Suga’s soul departed 8 years ago and they’ve been using his corpse as a puppet to still milk Army dry. 

Exo: Kyungsoo quit to become an actor after getting tired of grinding canes. Suho left to go “find himself” in the Bahamas, and Baekhyun currently leads the remaining members as they perform the Chinese version of “Wolf” at Norwegian birthday parties for pay.

Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter” at a fan meet. Currently tours with Jay Park while Got6 has 23 reality shows and 14 movies under their belts.

NCT: Johnny resigns to become a DJ after debuting only once. Haechan is jailed after it was discovered he had been slowly poisoning Mark for years. WinWin tries to leave SM, but is offered a solo career under Yixing’s company. Cracks immediately under the pressure of singing more than 2 words.

Day6: After pleading with JYP for years, finally get to have all of their social media accounts back. Jae immediately begins posting pics of Chihuahuas in taco costumes while Sungjin and Young K start a new petition to stop including the word “day” in all of their album titles.

Infinite: Sunggyu never came back from the war. Woohyun is pretty sure he’s actually just hiding in the basement. The fairies came to reclaim Sungjong to their magical kingdom, and Dongwoo asked them to give him a ride to Africa on their way.

Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago.

Super Junior: Henry and Kyuhyun perform at Karaoke Taco Tuesdays every week, while Leeteuk and Siwon try to get everyone to come together for one last concert that Heechul refuses to attend, because that’s his dogs special grooming day.

Block B: Will leave Seven Seasons and start their own company with Zico as CEO. P.O. has been revealed to have had a secret wife and child in Brazil for the last 8 years and Taeil will have to resort to tattooing his eyeballs from lack of skin space.

Vixx: 4 of the members married fans while Hyuk and Hongbin enjoy the crazy bachelor life. Still continues to do deep concepts and just wrapped up their video where they portray vulnerable, voodoo veterans from Vermont.

Monsta X: banned from Korea after performing naked in hopes of a number 1. Comes back with cute concept through Youtube and gets an all kill. not allowed in Korea to accept award. Award goes to Seventeen instead.

Ikon: hasn’t made a comeback in 9 years. Everyone has had 4 solo projects. Bobby and B.I. moved into Seungri’s abandoned man cave and are refusing to come out until they get a clothing line and matching miniature poodles.

Astro: After a dramatic image change after all becoming adults, Rocky is now modeling for Calvin Klein, Sanha has his own line of hair products, and they all just released a sensual love album called “Baby Let Me Rocket All Night”.

Seventeen: After teasing Carats for 10 years, finally does a dark concept but 11 of the 13 members are in the military so it’s just Jun and Minghao tap dancing in leather jackets while whistling “Mansae” in a warehouse.

B.A.P: Jongup and Yongguk and Himchan promoting together as a hip-hop group called BangHimUp, while Daehyun and Youngjae make a living off of soundtrack singles. All decide on a whim to dye their hair straight blonde again and all of Zelo’s falls out in the first 5 minutes.

Knk: First male group to be the spokesperson for a stiletto company. Has 3 albums devoted to the best of their ballads. No longer allowed on ASC ever since the “incident” and Seungjun and Jihun being forced to live in separate cities after the rumors become far too great.

SHINee: Everyone has split up for their own solo careers, but still come together for dinner every night. Minho is currently homeless after betting his house in an intense Monopoly battle with Key. Planning a reunion tour where the truth will finally be revealed about Jongtae.

Up10tion: Rebel after their 53rd comeback in 10 years. Tie Andy up and hold him for ransom until he agrees to let them rest and never perm their poor hair again.

Romeo: Decided to change their name to something that would bring them up on Google. Now debuting as “Hamlet” they continue to do cute concepts even though they’re almost over the hill and have mortgages and light bills.

24K: Has found global fame after creating the world’s first rational storyline….realizes most of the fame came because everyone was googling Bruno Mars. Accepts fame anyway.

Winner: Reunites again with Namtae. Quits YG after leaving a steaming pile of dog poop on his desk. Produces music that heals and restores all of our broken souls.

2

David Tennant telling everyone at the TV Choice Awards where his wife was.

6

B.A.P not getting invited to/not getting any wins in the end-of-year award shows : a moodboard

Let’s be clear here… Dan Stevens worked his ass off doing a damned fine job on Beauty and the Beast under very difficult conditions. 

He was a team player.

 He gave his best to Emma. She gave her best to him. 

He did everything that was asked of him.

AND SO MUCH MORE.  

So yes he looks kinda funny in the hippo suit with spots… but LOOK AT WHAT HE ACCOMPLISHED. He took the technology to a whole new level. He did it with respect and flair and his own  je ne sais quoi (and yes Gaston I do know what that means…)

I stand with Bill Condon. I’m in awe of  Dan’s acting and dedication to his craft in Beauty and the Beast. He essentially did the role three times: Once with the motion capture. Once with the facial capture. Again with the Beast’s voice and singing. 

He most probably won’t get the awards he deserves. But we all can stand behind him anyway cheering. For we know… We know..!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: deaf west spring awakening was glorious, revolutionary, and I am shocked, no, appalled that we didn't give it the recognition it deserved. The cast was made up of many disabled people which were deaf/hard of hearing as well as a cast member who used a wheelchair. It integrated sign language throughout the entire show to bring Broadway to a whole new and wonderful audience, and it didn't just have sign language, it incorporated it and used it in a spectacularly inspired way which made for visual symbolism with the deaf and non-deaf actors and turned an already important and stunning musical into a vivid, wonderful visual experience. it was daring in ways i haven't seen before, fucking beautifully done, with sign language incorporated into the blocking, into the choreography. and it receieved only 3 Tony nominations and 0 awards? unacceptable. it is ridiculous that such an amazing show was allowed to close so soon and didn't find the success it deserved. not only is the story still so necessary, important, and deeply moving, but it was told in such an amazing new way that I can't believe the lack of response. we, as musical theatre fans, should have done better.
Very good opinion about the Pewdiepie situation

Right, I am a media student and I need to say I have never ever been so ashamed of the media.


The media relies these days on clicks (reads) from viewers online since the internet is the main place people gather information so they clickbate there way into getting peoples attention (which is wrong) due to the fact the news should not be biest and should tell the truth from different points of views but instead we had “PEWDIEPIE LOVES HITLER” etc you get what I mean.


Main things

Disney no longer is in a relationship with pewdiepie-

This is understandable since pewdiepie (with these jokes) are more aimed towards an adult audience because a younger audience may not be able to understand that its a bad thing. Cool we get it BUT…. in 2014 disney made this deal with pewdiepie .. knowing he wasnt aimed towards any audience inparticular and swore alot in his gaming videos with adult humor … disney knew this but still made a relationship with pewdiepie so in reality disney knew he wasnt child friendly from the start.

Youtube red series scare pewdiepie season 2 cancelled- 

Now heres where things get interesting… youtube had no reason to cancel this show as there is no swearing in the first series I can imagine there is non in the second but not only that.. South park… Family guy make jokes all the time about offensive humor and receive awards but pewdiepie gets all of this? This makes me question alot because youtube could of clearly made an age rating on the show and since it was nearly done I cant actually think of a reason that youtube cancelled it at all. I want an explanation as to why they did due to the fact the reason is missing. 

The youtube ad platform - this is only for the videos that are deemed as basically PG or with some strong language ….. and things like that. With this I understand why youtube may have done this but at the same time I do not due to the fact they could of chosen the suitable videos themselves to be chosen for the ad platform instead of kicking him out.


After all of this… Disney kind of have a good explanation BUT DON’T due to knowing that pewdiepie all along wasnt aimed towards any audience. He swore in videos and made adult humor since they made the relationship. Youtube had no reason to cancel scare pewdiepie and did it to aboard the kill pewdiepie express… which is not right. the media should be ashamed of attempting to make this man look bad when in all reality he offended maybe a bunch of people in the whole worlds population and family guy and other tv shows slide past it like it was nothing. The media is to blame for this.. taking the mans words out of context and planting horrible images of the comedian in the eyes of the public.

my last words on this are 

#istandwithpewdiepie 

You see these boys?

These boys used to be no one. No one but kids leaving their homes to go to the Big city in hope of achieving their dreams.

2013

Originally posted by seugah

This boy was studying to get his acting degree when he was found. This boy rejected the offer of being considered for EXO, believing he was getting scammed.


Originally posted by the-rap-man

This boy suffered from social phobia, depression and alleged suicidal thoughts. These boy’s parents were against his love for rap, leading him to leave home.

Originally posted by lostinbangtan

This boy’s dad was against his dreams. This boy felt like he was a disappointment to his other his whole life. This boy hid his sad self.

Originally posted by honeyjimins

This boy never thought he’d be an idol. This boy was in the 1% of students i  Korea at one point and has an IQ of 148. This boy left all that to be a rapper.

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

This boy left his parents and younger brother to go to Seoul. This boy changed his life and at first was alone in a big city. This boy was one of  the poorest members. This boy had body issues.

This boy was raised by his grandma in a village for 14 years, knowing very little of what else exists.

Originally posted by jung-koook

And this boy found himself ;leaving his comfort zone at 14, only to be give to 6 other boys, whom he did not know.


These boys had nothing to eat.

These boys were happy with just 500 views.

these boys were happy with just 150 fans.

These boys did not expects 300 fans at their members birthday party.

Originally posted by runchrandas

In fact tho boy wrote all 300 fans a little sticky note and gave them a little food, despite barely having for themselves.

But now it is 2016.

Originally posted by bts0726

This man is now a great singer. This boy is now being more beautiful than ever. (But this boy needs more lines)

This man is now the caretaker of the group, making sure everyone is ok, healthy.

This man may be under appreciated but he is the one who makes the members feel comfortable with him, despite him being older.

Originally posted by chimchams

This man is the one of the first ones to produce, to write, to create. This boy is the one to fix and mend. 

This man is the one to pretend 

Originally posted by xolovesfei

to be annoyed with th younger ones,

Originally posted by jimineh

only to truly love them.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

This man now dedicates his life to giving 1097% of energy and happiness to others. Even if that means that there will be none left for him. This boy found happiness in the happiness of others.

This man dedicated his solo on his album to his mum.

This man now feels proud for once.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

This man is now the leader of the group. This boy produces, writes and slays.

This man takes care of every member, whether older or younger.

This man appreciates every fan, speaking english when he can.


Originally posted by suga-com

This man now feels better about his body. This boy loves his members the most.  

This man will always make everyone happy.

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

This man got upset at his friends for not accepting Jimin. 

This man bought 1100 dollar sweater for Jimin.

This man’s grandma died before he could dedicate his win to her. He won the day she died and all he could think about most probably was ‘I love you grandma’.

But this man is ok. Because he had others with him.

He is now also an actor.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

This man now acts like he is the hottest thing on stage. But then comes the backstage videos and he is just 

Originally posted by jibeom

so precious.

Originally posted by spicydim

This man admitted to crying only when he sees his members cry. Because he can take pain. But he can’t stand it when others are in pain. He’d rather hurt than his beloved hyungs.

Here is some proof of their bond:

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Support

Originally posted by parkjiminne

Brotherhood

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

Love

Originally posted by minseokhoseok

Brotherhood

Originally posted by parkjizzmin

Friendship

Originally posted by cutemins

Respect

Originally posted by minseokhoseok

Loyalty

Originally posted by jikookized

Teamwork

Originally posted by fujoushirulestheworld

(Some people told me their bonds look gay.

1. They are very close, after all they spent years only together.

2. So what if they are? Good for them to be comfortable and not shout NO HOMO every time they touch each other.)


And now, after 3 years they got their daesang awards. Not 1 but 2: Best album and Artist of the Year. Those boys deserve it.

Originally posted by syubprince

The performance was so elegant and beautiful

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

So graceful

Originally posted by kths

The dances captivating

Originally posted by kths

Energetic

Originally posted by bwibelle

Originally posted by syubprince

This cutie was so surprised he just lay on the couch.

Originally posted by chimchims

Min Yoongi once said that the only time they will cry is if they receive the artist of the year award, their goal. Ladies and gentlemen, may i present you Min Yoongi breaking into sobs, as he achieves his dream.

Originally posted by bwirang

Once again, so graceful

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

The music choice also amazing

Originally posted by syubprince

I would suggest to all to chest out their performances on MAMA 2016

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

The group hug

Originally posted by kths

The thrill

Originally posted by yourbiaslikesitrough

Last years, the boys  were not even nominated for best dance but here they are.

Originally posted by kths

jungkook did not even realise their name was called.

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Originally posted by gotjimin

NO BTS. Thank you. 

Thank you for taking us on this crazy ride.

Thank you for letting us cry. laugh and celebrate with you.

Thank you for being an inspiration.

Thank you for proving that one can start from the bottom and succeed.

Thank you for giving us hope.

For motivating us.

We love you boys! You guys really deserve all the awards you get and more!

So congratulations boys!

I love you!

We love you!

Teamwork makes dreamwork!- Kim Namjoon/Rap Monster

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

Thank you for reading!

Originally posted by blockbaptan

(Special thank you to the best producer and CEO Bang PDnim!)

PS. I don’t know if this is appropriate but i would also like to say congrats to my beloved boys from Seventeen 

Originally posted by giantgyu

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

and Taemin

Originally posted by sataeminism

Originally posted by taerickster

And congrats to everyone else!!

Teacher!GOT7

A.N. I’m bored and don’t want to work on my creative writing piece for class that’s due in a couple of hours.


JB: English Teacher

  • Everyone swoons over him literally everyone. The other staff members, the students, parents, the stray animals that wander into the school
  • Has his class do a book review every two months just to make them suffer
  • Gives extra credit if his students go the schools play.
  • Has the students watch movie adaptions of the books they read in class 
  • And goes on a lecture saying that the book is a million times better than the movie.
  • “The movie is decent, well not that decent but it’s decent shit.”

Mark: Art Teacher

  • After his class finishes a project he’ll put all it all over the classroom and outside the classroom too
  • Like he loves showing off what his students can do
  • Fights with the other Art Teachers saying that his students are better than theirs
  • Everyone thinks he’s a student because he looks so young.
  • “Stop mistaking me for a child, I pay bills!! I’M IN DEBT!! IM AN ADULT!”
  • Plans field trips to the museums just so he can educate his students more about art. Plus they can skip all their other classes for a day.

Jackson: Physical Education Teacher

  • No one is allowed to sit out during class, everyone has to participate.
  • Once a week has to lecture people that eating organic food is better for your body
  • Will die when he has to teach his classes about safe sex.
  • Says “IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU WILL DIE!!! Well not really but don’t do it! Boys are the literal definition of trash. Girls, you can do better.”
  • Will be the star of the student vs teacher games
  • But gets in trouble when he spikes the volleyball to hard and it accidentally hits a student in the face.

Jinyoung: Drama Teacher

  • He is one hell of a teacher and even all the kids that didn’t want to take his class ended up loving his class.
  • Loves that other teachers forces their class to watch his productions. He’s making money for his department
  • People think he’s gay cause he’s the drama teacher
  • “I’M NOT GAY! IT WAS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE BUT THAT WAS IT!”
  • Gives out the best life advice during class
  • Throws a fit when Mark’s field trips to the museum gets approve but not his field trip to play.

Youngjae: Choir Teacher 

  • Makes Jinyoung brag to people that he hired the best pianist for the schools musical
  • Loves seeing his kids trying their best when they get new music
  • Wins any award is possible in all competitions because of how well his kids sing
  • When the band and orchestra teachers complain about their kids misbehaving he’ll just drink his coffee and say “hmm that’s because your kids don’t like you.”
  • Is up to date with the schools gossip only because his choir president is also the newspaper editor, so he has to act shocked when he reads the school paper.
  • Screams at anyone who gets five feet near his piano 

Bambam & Yugyeom: Journalism, Yearbook and Newspaper Teachers

  • It was too much work for one teacher to do so the school hires two people
  • Boy they would regret their decision
  • These two did their work and all their students pass but because they cause so much drama in the school.
  • Bambam: “So class when I said I wanted the latest gossip for our newspaper, I didn’t mean to stalk people.”
  • All the yearbooks they work on, are always sold out.
  • Because it’s so aesthetically pretty and they make sure no one looks ugly for their school photos.
  • They approve any goofy senior quote and don’t care they get in trouble.
  • Yugyeom: “When I said to highlight the important part of hard hitting story, that doesn’t mean to highlight the whole story.”
  • No one knows what to expect each time they walk into their classroom.

person: “hello-”

me: “I would d*e for exo you hear me? They have come so far through hardships and all of that. They are all amazing and all have talent. They always work hard to make every single comeback iconic and they get all the awards as a result. Ot9 is still alive and breathing and so am I, I’m living…I’m glad to be stanning kings…to be stanning talent…”

person: “ma'am, this is a McDonald’s drive thru may I please take your order?”

sometimes I wonder why i was born but now i know that it was so i could witness this

Everyone at the bbmas
  • *bangtan performing*
  • Person1: yo who's that?
  • Person2: I think it's that korean group but I don't think they're any good
  • Bangtan: spits fire
  • Person2: I take it back rOGERD I NEED AN ARMY BOMB