get-swole

Inspire to rise to new experiences today 🌴

Feeling the power of nature is so amazing and humbling. Especially with freezing wind chill 25ft up in the air! 😁💨🍃

Yesterday I was hesitant as I stepped out to the beach in Santa Monica with 35mph gusts of wind pushing my body back into my car. I am really glad I still went ahead and hung out did #acroyoga with my friends, and did my rope climb circuit. 

So there’s this really dope gym that I love and they let me have a free week trial and everything. It’s so nice to be in an environment where everyone assumes you’re a guy and will come and talk to you like a bro about form and stuff. Not to mention correctly gendering you like 3 times for every interaction. I’m deciding right now if I’m gonna pay the $25 for the monthly membership. I really think I should.

Week 2, Day 5: Shoulders and Arms. 💪🏻

I feel like a bad ass. Truly. I did 40 over all chair dips. Straight legged. I curled 10 pounds every single bicep move. I used 8 pound weights for my triceps. I feel invincible. Truly.

Yesterday I pulled out my back lifting my niece over the bleachers at my nephews game. I didn’t realize how heavy she was until I felt my back twinge. (Is that even a word, btw? Twinge? I use it so often). Anywho, I couldn’t move after that. Did some back stretches and was able to beast it out in my work out.

My biceps are at the point where I do not need to flex to see the curvature of them. I also don’t need to flex to see the muscle. I’m really loving this. I love love love weight exercises. So much.

Man, that bro-gainz wop of a beer they served at the kegger last night was killer!  I got so drunk I even ended up ripping a dude’s shirt off, and then we were kissing, you know, that sloppy drunk kissing, only with a guy…. I had a belly full of beer and realized, as I was getting into it, that I was changing too, well so was he… I was getting all thick and swole with muscle, hornier, even some hair on my arms and upper legs that I didn’t really have before.

Only thing is I still feel kind of hungover, like my brain isn’t fully functional again yet this morning, not that I care, I mean I mostly feel good and all.  Horny for sure, man, like I could just get down on my knees and drink from the cock of the next muscle stud who crosses my path.  Who knew suckin’ dick could be so hot?

So I made a Spongebob CC chart w/Cow Chop…