get-ready-4-it!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

I'm super upset about this new Eleanor website. I never liked the B one either. I dislike both girls, but that's blatant targeted harassment. The URLs are public and in their names. I feel like we live down to the perception of us as cruel trolls whenever I see posts celebrating these sites (on other blogs). I'm sure it's not something you can discuss publicly, but gosh, I really wish it would stop. But everyone is so stubborn I fear they'll never see it from the other perspective.

everyone pretend i just put on a velour tracksuit hoodie à la brooklyn 99′s gina linetti bc it’s TIME FOR KATE’S OPINION. and full disclosure i’m gonna answer this then just turn off my inbox bc i have neither the time nor interest to discuss it further. so anyway. yeah. i will admit that i got a chuckle out of that website when it first went up! i rly did. i hate that garbage family too so it was like LOL OOP! but then it updated…and updated again…and again…and……again…and it was like oh ok so ur like. rly doing this then…ok…well, i mean hope you’re enjoying the anonymous attn and that this is somehow satisfying for you?? bc quite frankly i find this shit embarrassing. not to mention, B probably LOVES that website lmao. that’s right up her alley. but like truly, that shit is the stuff that makes it SO easy for antis to be nasty to and about us. believe me, i KNOW they target us for literally just existing (i get hate frequently and all i do is fuckign reblog cute pictures and memes and stay in my gd lane 98.7% of the time) and i’m absolutely not blaming larries for the actions of antis, but i’m saying that that website and the like is the type of shit antis hone in on and the shit that gives them ammunition. that’s on their level, that’s shit they understand bc they, too, run blogs and websites abt ppl they hate. it’s as childish and oftentimes cruel when larries do it as it is when antis do it. it’s middle school and high school level immaturity and it’s literally just embarrassing.

and now w/the eleanor one too lmao like my dude,,, i think it’s time to step away from the internet?? think abt what you’re doing. i don’t fault anyone for disliking her. el*unor was…nothing short of awful at times. but like skjdhfk “how many desperate, pathetic women…” ??? if anything, this website strikes me as more desperate and pathetic than anything else right now. ik everyone has their own ways of coping w/stuff but idk, man. be decent. you’re not doing the good and noble thing w/this shit. it’s 2017. be nice. be good.

How to Attract an ENFP

1. Show up at a busy social gathering. 

2. Find a nice, comfortable, out-of-the-way corner to stand in, preferably with a wide vantage point of the room so that you can observe. 

3. Take a deep breath. Get ready.

4. Put on your most complex and unobtainable facial expression. Appear sufficiently mysterious, like a human Rubix cube which has yet to be solved. By anybody. Ever.

5. INSTANTLY BECOME DELUGED BY THE ADVANCES OF 375028 CURIOUS ENFPS WHO WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 

6. ???????

7. Probably die from an abundance of attention.

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GOD GET A LOAD OF WHAT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE LAST YEAR

i did around half of this in october, dropped it for four months, did another little bit, dropped it for another two months and finally hunkered down and finished it the other day! hence the huge leaps in art quality, ahaha. god, i’m so pleased with this. it’s probably the least angsty thing i’ve ever made and will ever make. i hope you like it!

i fully intend to do more of these too so get ready 4 that))

The Nanny: Chapter 2

Author: @beckawinchester

Characters: Daddy!Jensen, Reader, Jared, Josiah (OC), Tom

Words: 1928

Warnings: None in this chapter

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A/N: I can’t believe the first chapter received so much feedback! Thank you guys so much! I hope you guys are enjoying this as much as I’m enjoying writing this! Here’s the 2nd chapter! P.S. There are some tags crossed out at the end that means I couldn’t tag you! Probably because you changed your username and didn’t tell me!


Reader’s POV

 You were eating lunch while reading the statuses from your friends on Facebook. You didn’t know why you were even reading them. All your friends from High School were having babies and getting married. Here you were in your mid 20’s still in college working on your early childhood education. You really didn’t know what you wanted to do yet you just knew that you wanted to work with kids. A notification popped up from the Nanny app. A friend from one of your classes from last year had told you about the nanny app.

“Jensen Ackles has requested you for an interview at The Coffee Shoppe at 1:30 P.M. today”

You clicked on Jensen’s profile. He didn’t really have much on his profile. You were a bit iffy but decided if you were going to get a job you should check it out. You clicked accept to the request and looked at the time on your phone which ready 12:30. You finished your lunch before going upstairs to find something nice to wear. You wanted to impress Jensen in case the job sounded like something you wanted to do. You picked out a cute striped blouse with a black jacket to go over it. 

Once you made it to the coffee shoppe you walked inside to order a small coffee. You grabbed your coffee when you it was finished and sat down at an empty table and started sipping your coffee while reading on one of your textbooks for class.

“Excuse me. Are you Y/N?” You looked up from your book not expecting to see a very handsome man standing in front of you with a coffee in your hand. You were taken back that your only response was a smile and a nod.

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anonymous asked:

dating darry headcannons?

!!! ;))

dating darry hcs

  • he’s def one to gush over u in front of the gang
    • and then steve or pony tellin u guys to get a frickin room
    • and soda getting trIGGERED cause pony is sassing darry
    • but darry doesn’t even respond he just laughs
    • “put a sock in it”
    • and pony and soda r relieved
  • you’re literally always @ the Curtises’ and ur a helpful lil nugget around the house & with his brothers
    • you’re gr8 w the younger curtis bros like yall are homies
    • he can b a real buzzkill but he 1000% lightens up when ur around
    • soda and pony are v thankful
    • not only bc they can get away with a ton of shit but bc they see darry lighten up and b a happy lil bean!!!
  • in order to look strong for the kiddos, darry is actually just fakin it till he makes it 
    • & you’re the one who he really breaks down to when the going gets real rough
    • you’re always telling him to lighten up and take it easy bc he stays overworkin himself
  • darry dead loves the way u know exACTLY how he likes his coffee
  • and literally everYONE knows not to mess with u
    • like even dally doesn’t try shit cause he kn o w s
  • everyone also knows that if darry is driving, u will always ride shotgun, no questions asked
    • alwAYS i say
  • tbh yall dont have “sex”, yall make love
  • darry is suCh a sweetheart!!!1
    • eskimo kisses
    • nose kisses
    • forehead kisses
    • v passionate & slow kisses
    • kisses in general
    • omg AW
  • sleepin next to darry is a dream and sometimes a nightmare bc he likes his space and is just overall an unpredictable sleeper
    • like sometimes his snores are v soft and oml its so cute
    • but sometimes they’re louD AND VIOLENT and u will not sleep
  • always wanting to take u out to fancier restaurants and stuff
    • he’ll set aside cash, if he can, just to spend on taking u out
    • u cant argue w him about this
    • if he said he’s taking u out, he’s takin u out homie
    • but he’s automatically turned on when you get assertive ;)
  • you two are partners in crime dont get me started
    • normally he’ll leave soda and pony alone but when ur around…….get ready 4 some pranks
    • and 9/10 times it’s the other way around, like darry would get his ass pranked but my man is stressed so pranking the gang w his wonderful lover is a relief
  • in the summertime, when darry has off, there will b waterballoon fights at least once a week
    • “listen here. if one of you break a damn window, so heLP ME GOD, i will break you
    • it gets wild but darry makes sure it doesnt get too wild
  • he’s always reminding u how much he loves u
    • and if he doesnt outright say “i love you”, he’s always reminding u to put on your seatbelt 
    • or to take an umbrella 
    • or he’s always asking if u want a bite of whatever he’s eating 
    • or he’ll bring u one of ur fav sweets bc 
    • “i saw this and i thought of u!! i know it’s your favorite!”

(The Chris Evans Mini Series Spin-off - One Shots)

Imagine you and Chris helping your two best friends fall in-love.

A/N: Here’s a little bonus piece for all those who are shipping Seb and Ava. I am too, so this piece is 😍 It was so much fun to write, I am so glad I did it. But yes, after this I’ll be taking a short break to get Chapter 4 ready. I might get a few one shots in, but I am not making any promises as the series will be my main focus. Anyway, I love you all. #SebAva2k17, am I right? ❤️(You know I love you, @chrisevans-imagines) You can read the related mini-series and the previous parts here: (Mini-series - Masterlist; Mini-series Spin-off: ‘Unexpected Reader’ and ‘Little Ways Away’ - Masterlist; ‘She Said Yes: Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5A/5B/5C/5D/Epilogue’)

Ava and Sebastian watched you and Chris at the dinner table, smiling at how sickly sweet the two of you were being. You and Chris were so lost in your own world, with the heart eyes and the whispering of sweet nothings into each other’s ears. It made sense; not only were the two of you soul mates, you were both still caught up in the post-engagement glow. It was probably little overwhelming for the single people around you, but the only two that were around at that moment were Ava and Sebastian. They were your best friends after all and they could only feel joy for the both of you, as well as bask in the romantic vibes you were radiating and use it to their advantage.

At least- that was Sebastian’s plan. After months of texting and calling and FaceTiming, he finally met Ava in person. He got to hug her, sit beside her, and talk to her without being miles away. There was no longer a device, or a screen- it was just him and her, and it was everything he’d imagined it’d be. He closed his eyes and could picture doing this- being with her and making it like you and Chris had. He knew that meant something, and so he decided he wasn’t going to leave LA without first taking Ava out on a proper date.

“Do you want some?” Chris asked you, scooping some of his tiramisu onto his spoon and holding it out in front of you. You smiled and ate off his spoon, then you both turned when you heard Ava and Sebastian groan. “What?” Chris asked with a unshakeable smile, taking your hand under the table. You met each other’s gaze, smiles reaching your eyes. “Can’t a man feed his fiancée?”

“She has the exact same dessert right in front of her!” Ava gestured to your plate of uneaten tiramisu, drawing laughter from everyone on the table. “God, I know you’re in-love, but can the two of you be less sickening? There are other people at the table, please remember that before you sweep your fiancée off her feet and take her right then and there.”

“Ha ha ha,” Chris laughed sarcastically.

“You’re only acting like that ‘cause there’s some truth behind it, Chris,” Sebastian egged it on and you threw your napkin across the table at him. He laughed and dodged it, “did you redo your blush, or is that all natural?” He teased you and you scoffed with a smile, pressing your hands against your red hot cheeks.

“Screw you, Seb,” you giggled, leaning into Chris as he wrapped an arm around you. You felt his lips press against your hair and you heard him snicker. “You’re just jealous you don’t have what we have.” Sebastian rolled his eyes at you then shared a cheeky smile with Ava. “You know what,” you began when you suddenly remembered that you were trying to get them together. “If the two of you find us so sickening, we’ll leave you alone.”

Ava’s breath caught in her throat and she widened her eyes at you and Chris, subtly shaking her head. “What, no.” She managed a shaky laugh as she pretended like she wasn’t on the verge of hyperventilating. “We’re just teasing, you don’t have to go anywhere.” She was not ready to be alone with Sebastian Stan in person, she needed you and Chris to buff the situation. “We’re just teasing. Right, Sebastian?”

“I wouldn’t mind finishing the rest of my dessert without having to deal with a sickly sweet couple,” Sebastian answered, subtly beckoning the two of you out with his eyes and his head. You and Chris nodded, biting back your smiles. “And from the look on their faces, they’re just using our mistreatment as an excuse to be alone.”

“Yes we are,” Chris nodded, taking your hand and pulling you to your feet as he got to his. “C'mon, sweetheart. Let’s grab a blanket and have cake under the stars.” He took his plate and you took yours, walking out to the backyard. You both glanced back at Ava and Sebastian as you did, each giving your respective best friend a smug smile. Chris earned a grateful smile from Sebastian, whereas Ava shot you a death stare. You giggled as you turned away. Chris swept a blanket off the back of his couch and you both disappeared out the sliding doors, leaving Ava and Sebastian alone for the first time, but hopefully, not the last.

“So how’ve you been?” Sebastian asked, turning full body to face Ava. She held her breath and nodded with a nervous smile, spooning more of her dessert into her mouth. He could sense her nerves and thought he could calm her with his touch, so he placed a hand over hers. “Ava-” He cut himself off and withdrew when he felt her tense up even more. “Sorry,” he winced with a soft chuckle. “I’m as nervous as you are, does that notion calm you a little?” He quizzed, biting his lower lip like he always did as he watched her with hopeful eyes.

“A little,” she nodded after a moment of hesitation. “Only because I feel like you’re just saying that to make me feel better.” He responded to that with a hand gesture that said “kind of, yeah.” She managed a smile, “I don’t know, this is all very surreal. There are days where I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that my best friend is engaged to Chris Evans. I feel like I’m living in one of her stories, y'know? It’s weird, I’m not sure if I’m dreaming or if it’s actually happening.”

“It’s happening,” Sebastian confirmed with a nod. “And I’m glad it is, I’ve never seen Chris so happy before.” His gaze fell behind Ava’s shoulder, and Ava’s gaze followed. “Look at them,” he chuckled. “I feel like I’m watching a romantic comedy, it’s ridiculous how cute they are together.”

“Cue the montage music,” Ava agreed, smiling.

You and Chris were outside on the grass and on a blanket, laughing as you fed each other cake. Chris scoffed when you booped his nose with some of the cream, then pounced and tackled you under him. He nuzzled his creamy nose into your neck, making you shriek with laughter as you tried to push him off you. He stopped nuzzling, but remained on top of you as he dipped his head to kiss your lips. Your arms snaked around his neck and you smiled when he broke the kiss, lifting your head to kiss him again.

“I guess there is a perfect someone for everybody,” Sebastian said as his gaze returned to Ava.

Now Sebastian didn’t know if Ava was perfect for him yet, but it sure did feel that way. They had a lot in common; the same interests, principles, values, and personality traits. On paper, they were perfect for each other. In theory, they could last a lifetime. But love wasn’t something you could figure out scientifically, there were other things to consider like romance, chemistry, and passion. Sebastian and Ava definitely had that, they had a connection that couldn’t be ignored even over the phone. All that was well and good, but neither could really judge how well they would work together until a date happened. A date was always going to be the deciding factor to whether or not two people could work. Would sparks fly when their lips touched? Would his heart flutter when a smile broke out on her face? Would her laughter sound like music to his ears? Would he have her to stand by him through everything? Would he be able to wake up next to her for the rest of his life?

These were all questions that could only be asked when he started dating her, or should one say when he summed up the courage to ask her out. He’d been contemplating for a while now, afraid if he asked too soon he’d seem pushy, or cocky- like he expected her to say yes because she was a fan of his. But then again, if he wanted too long there was the chance of her getting swept off her feet by another man. That feeling was not a fun one to feel, even if it was only for thirteen hours. That was what Chris told him anyway, when he thought he lost you to Sam. He then asked Sebastian to turn to his heart and listen to what it had to say about Ava, and to trust his heart. Chris did with you, from the moment he approached you at the airport to the moment he decided to propose to you. It worked out well for Chris, so why wouldn’t it for him? After all, this was your best friend he was planning to date. There was a reason someone like you called her your best friend; there was a reason Chris was supporting your decision to get them together; and there was a reason Sebastian liked her from the first time he heard you talking about her.

Sebastian’s head cocked slightly as he watched Ava watch you and Chris. He refocused his gaze onto the two of you, smiling when he thought back to what Chris told him: “My mind was convinced I was making a mistake, but my heart? It told me that not taking the chance would be the biggest mistake and it was right. Look at where I am, look at who I’m going to spend the rest of my life with. She is my everything now, Seb, all because I trusted my heart. Do the same with Ava, take a chance.” Sebastian wasn’t going to do what Chris almost did, he wasn’t going to let his mind get in the way of a possible happily ever after. He was going to do what Chris, and his heart told him to do instead, and that was to take a chance.

“Hey, um- Ava?”

“Yeah?” Ava turned to him.

“How would you like to join me for dinner tomorrow night?”

“Like-” Ava swallowed her nerves. “Like-” she cleared her throat when she heard it quiver. “Do you mean like dinner here with Chris and Y/N?” She held her breath when she saw him smile, lowering his gaze and letting his long lashes flutter as he chuckled. “Or do you mean a- a…” She trailed off breathlessly, unable to speak as her dreams were finally coming true.

“A date,” Sebastian finished for her. “Would you like to go on a date with me, Ava?” He asked and felt his heart flutter when a smile broke out on her face. That was one question answered, one feeling checked off his list. “So…” He pressed when she didn’t say anything. “Is that a…” He trailed off, and her smiled widened as she finished for him.

“A yes.”

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@ajax-daughter-of-telamon asked for my top 5 Maul faces - I think it’s too hard to pick “the” top 5, but these are some favorites:

1. Yearbook portrait (Most Likely to Seek Revenge?).

2. Gratuitous display of teeth (also love the wtf/disgusted look Qui-Gon gives him right after this).

3. No clue why but I’ve always thought he looks intelligent and thoughtful here.

4. Getting ready to scrunch the nose.

5. I would watch a feature-length film of him sleeping.

Angel of Death // Stiles

Summary: You were apart of the McCall pack when it was first starting but with your sketchy behaviour coming from fighting caused problems. Homework was rarely done, you didn’t follow the curfew and were standoffish with your parents. Your relationship with your parents was strained and after they caught you using your powers…they disowned you. Now you’re a member of the BAU and run into Stiles.

Characters: Stiles x Reader, Sheriff Noah Stilinski, Avery (OC) and Thomas (OC)

Words: 1268

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Wolf or the characters involved in it.

Warnings: Mention of animal death, swearing, mention of fighting and fluff.

Author: Caitsy

Tagging: At the bottom.

A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts for quite some time and I loved making the reader part Reaper.

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You had graduated a year before the pack to both your dismay and your friends. You weren’t even a fully year older but it was old enough to be in a higher grade. It sucked because you were literally dragged away from the town into fucking boot camp. Your parents didn’t know about the supernatural so they took your behaviour as rebellious and after nearly five years they had had enough. Thinking back you only remembered a few people but not where you came from.

“Agent Lahey!” Your superior, Agent Morgan announced. You had recently graduated from the academy with a new FBI title.

“Sir?”

“You have a visitor.”

Your brows drew together thinking of anyone that would even remotely be interested in talking to you. You didn’t have any friends from the hometown you came from. Your parents had disowned you and your cousin was somewhere in France running from whatever caused his agony.

“Who-“ You trailed off when you saw who was standing there, “Can I help you?”

“FBI?”

“Who are you?” You asked resting your hand on your gun.

“You know my son. Stiles?” The man said and as if he had peeled open a memory you gasped.

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Hello friends ok so Ive been super emo all day today and yesterday because I did the saddest™ most emotionally draining comic I’ve ever drawn in my life over at @bts-multiverse and I’m just Hahakahska;;;; so I’ll be having the 2 I haven’t done before! Yoonseok shitpost hOUr woohoOO I’ll be posting their intro soon :’-)