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Headcanon: Ask teenaged Damian about Batman Inc. and Brucie Wayne’s relationship with Batman and you’ll always receive a different answer.

Example:

“What is your father’s relationship with Batman?“
"They’re lovers.”
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“Unrequited love. Father adores him, but Batman has only one passion: JUSTICE.“
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"Childhood friends. Met at summer camp. My father stumbled into the woods and noticed a rather fat bat in the tree. Back then he was a little overweight, and also known as Batboy.”
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“I am here to deliver the truth, and the truth shall set this city free. X-Men are real. He’s a mutant! They’re all mutants!”
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“Total weebs. They were really into Inuyasha in high school. You know that one episode with the bat demons? Huge inspiration.”
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“My father cares a great deal about animals, as I’m sure you are aware. Batman is half bat. That’s why he covers his face. He has bat eyes.“
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"It’s a torrid affair. Batman’s secret headquarters are under Gotham harbor. My father has always had a thing about romance surrounded by fish. Sometimes he’ll get Batman to sing sea shanties.”

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“Here’s the thing: Batman is actually not a man. The figure is made up of small cobbler elves. That’s why the Kevlar fits so tight.”

where I’m at right now

So this post did an excellent job of summarising the possible reasons for the babygate drama - boiling down to “Louis needs lots of publicity, very quickly.”

I wanted to expand a little on what I think is coming next.

I do think there will be a denial - but not for awhile. They seem very keen on getting Brianna’s family in the papers. A week is not going to be enough for these people. Louis’ family, friends and of course Louis himself will keep up radio silence while Brianna and the fam continue garnering as much attention as possible. The media will probably keep dropping Larry hints.

Liam said the boys have already chosen the first single from the new album. That means it will probably be out soon, and all their lead singles have been released between July and September. 

I think whatever kind of denial we get - whether it’s “she was never pregnant because they never had sex”, “she is pregnant but it’s not Louis’”, (I think this is most likely as they’ve already introduced her ex boyfriend to the story) or, god forbid, “she’s lost the baby” - will happen just prior to the single release. They can ride that publicity all the way through single promo up to about October.

I think the Larry stuff in the media will continue at a slow but steady pace - it will be easier to slip references to them into stories now that they’ve been more formally introduced to the public. I’m sure the “no baby” stories will include quotes like “so does this mean Larry is real?” etc.  The boys will hopefully have a bit more freedom to interact as well.

I do think that the pregnancy stuff is a ploy to get Louis’ name much more recognised in preparation to a coming out. In the eyes of the label, their PR team, and their management (whether that is Modest or Irving), the album release is the prime time to do this. It would benefit everyone involved. The publicity around this story will be absolutely monumental. Like, huge. It would be stupid not to capitalise on that for the album.

So I can definitely see a CO in November when they can do as many rounds of the press as possible. It would be a People exclusive, of course, in return for People running the baby story for them in the first place.

If it’s not November, I can see them getting themselves through the album promo and quietly coming out  themselves early next year. I know we’re not believing that Sun interview with Simon, but I really hope the hiatus rumour is true. And after it’s all done, I hope Harry and Louis go on vacation for a year.

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Season two great moment:

I love this scene from Monarch Douglas Bank even though the angst is starting to crank up. James is all out sexy in this scene so I can’t help myself. It’s ironic that Red thanks Lizzie for saving his life which of course she throws back in his face but a thank you was so important to her in T Earl King. It’s also the first allusion to Liz’s secret and even though I don’t like what the secret turned out to be, I love that Red seems pissed he doesn’t know it. Does him good not to have all the answers all the time. Well in this instance I wish he had known but…its still a great episode imo.

Rule 47

Previous part can be found here.

Thanks to yourenotascoolasyouthink who read this. Only two more parts after this one. How fun is it that it’s almost over! Anyway, 


Part Twenty


Mamrie doesn’t mean to slam the car door. Or the front door. It just happens, because these two are going to be the death of her.

“Are you insane? There’s a monsoon happening outside! Noah’s about to row, row, row his boat down the street any second now, and you’re just standing right in the middle of it? Not to mention the Grace shaped puddle that’s now occupying the passenger seat of my car. Do you even care if you get sick? What were you thinking?

Mamrie storms off to the bathroom, coming back with a towel and wrapping it around Grace’s shoulders. She pulls her phone from her pocket and taps the screen a few times before setting it down nearby and getting back to removing the small lake that Grace has absorbed.

“Sorry Mames.”

Sorry?” 

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[Fic: Ereri] Catloaf Conundrums (5/?)

Rating: PG-13
Tags
: Alternate Universe - Neighbors, Slow Build, Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Humor, Idiots in denial, And a matchmaking catloaf, Pining!Levi, He doesn’t even realize it

A series of encounters with Eren’s fat cat Colossal and other mishaps bring together neighbors Eren and Levi.

“Coco was outside his door!” Isabel chimes in helpfully, “I was comin’ up the stairs and I saw Coco pawing at his door, so I thought it was your apartment, so I rang the doorbell but it wasn’t you, it was this Big Bro, and then he told me that you live one more floor up and so he came with me.”

Levi darts his eyes back front, but this time to arch an eyebrow at Isabel. “Big Bro?”

Isabel tilts her head at Levi. “Yeah, Eren here is Bro, so you must be Big Bro.”

Chapter 5 on Ao3

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No new Blacklist but how about some Kingmaker porn instead

He ordered her the cigar, lit the damn thing with her watching, then handed it to her. Call it what you will but I’m calling it foreplay. Plus they’re in the secret speakeasy bar…. My God! If Raymond Reddington took me to a sexy hide-a-way bar I’d…well you can guess what I’d do😈

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ayeeeeee 

The zelame video is currently over 8 minutes long, and it’s got all the moments from season 1 and about half from NEXT, so it’ll be a doozey (though NEXT probs had the most shippy moments arguably??) Funny story, TRY had none that stood out to me besides the maiden’s favour thing in the credits. So yeah, onto Revo-R tomorrow, I’ll find all the moments, and I’ll upload the video by mid this week.