It appears that my dad just finished reading a book entitled “How to have a cliche and eye-rolly Mid-life crisis” because the man JUST BOUGHT A F****** (Edited because my mother insists women from church read this…. doubtful mom, but ok, just this once) MOTORCYCLE.
Honestly though, the man takes one “How to ride a motorcycle” lesson and now thinks he’s this;
When really he is this:
(actual photo of my dad).
Seriously though, Dad- you should write to the author and see if there’s some kind of prize for completing all the steps! Maybe you will get a prize!!