get your paws off me

Lady Gaga  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Don’t look at me like that.”
  • “You were a perfect illusion.”
  • “I’ve had a little bit too much.”
  • “I don’t wanna think anymore.”
  • “Could we fix you if you broke?”
  • “I’ll follow you until you love me.”
  • “Wanna talk to her, she’s hot as hell.”
  • “I’ve never seen one like that before.”
  • “Boy, now get your paws right off me.”
  • “Enough is enough of this horse shit!”
  • “I want your ugly. I want your disease.”
  • “Don’t be scared. I’ve done this before.”
  • “I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got.”
  • “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”
  • “You and me could write a bad romance.”
  • “Sorry I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy…”
  • “Open up your heart and your mind to me.”
  • “You’ve left me speechless, so speechless.”
  • “But, I just can’t be with you like this anymore.”
  • “I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.”
  • “There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are.”
  • “Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.”
  • “You’re giving me a million reasons to let you go.”
  • “We don’t care what people say, we know the truth.”
  • “And, baby, when it’s love, if it’s not rough it isn’t fun.”
  • “I can’t help myself… I’m addicted to a life of material.”   
  • “You know that I want you. And you know that I need you.”
  • “Don’t hide yourself in regret. Just love yourself and you’re set.”
  • “You should’ve made some plans with me. You knew that I was free.”
Everything You Need

Writer - @damndescendants

Requested - @jugheadismyking

Hey! This was a longer request so I thought it would be easier to pm you xxx I was wondering whether you could write a Harry hook X reader based on the lyrics of “Tribulations” by Matt Maeson (specifically the lines about running away). I was thinking maybe they could get in an argument and Harry just kind of explodes and scares the reader. Thought it would be nice to show a more vulnerable side of Harry when he feels guilty and tries to patch things up. 

Disclaimer - I do not own any of Descendants’ characters and/or ideas all credit goes to the creator and producers of Disney Descendants

Pairing - Harry Hook x Reader

Summary – After getting in a fight Harry has to make it up to (Y/N)

Warning(s) - swearing, abuse, beating people up, remorse, and fluff

Originally posted by imultifandomstuff

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Ultralight Beam

Author’s Note: Immmm bacckkk. Jesus, it literally feels like forever since I have sat down to write something that wasn’t an essay for my classes. Its summer break and I’m making comeback to Tumblr and my comeback as a writer. This took two days to write but I put my heart into it, shout out to Harrys-writing probably doesn’t even know me but dude you inspired me to start writing again, so this is high key dedicated to her. If there any grammar errors sorry. My request box is open and I’m open to writing about other artist, I’ve just been in my Harry vibes for a bit ( when have I ever not been in my harry vibes tho?) . This is supposed to be two parts, the next part may contain smut but that’s all up to if you guys want to read it. Also for extra effect you could listen to Harry’s cover of Ultralight Beam by Kanye West, as this was what I listened to when writing this .( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6sJDnKRHOE ) . Anyways thanks so much for reading and I hope you enjoy it!
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You had everything you ever wanted. You were engaged to the love of your life, Nick Campbell. You lived in the home of your dreams. You loved your job. You would think you would be satisfied, but you know what they say only fools are satisfied.
You arrived at the listening party 20 minutes late due to your fiancés nagging and traffic, Nick couldn’t see why you were such a rush to be there since you were always in the studio with Harry while he was making the album. You had even traveled with him to Jamaica when he was writing, but none the less you just had to be here. You had to see him again.
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“I’ll be back”, you assured Nick before placing a kiss on his cheek and disappearing into the crowd of people. You would think it be easy for you to find the man of the hour, but it seemed impossible in sea of people in the venue. You continued in what seemed like a hopeless journey before a strong hand grabbed onto your forearm tightly and pulled you into a secluded hallway. “Hey get your paws off me, my fiancé will-” “Are you sure about that love?”. Your heart jumped and your breathing hitched as you turned to see him, the man of the hour, Mr. Harry Edward Styles hovering over you with the cheekiest smile on his face. Harry looked mouth watering, he was dressed head to toe in Gucci and his shirt was unbuttoned showing of his bare chest. He smelt like his infamous Versace cologne, the same cologne he wore when you first met- the smell brought back memories of the two of you together. You let out a small huff in attempts to pull yourself together - Harry notices and chuckled softly, that smug grin never leaving his face. “ I’ve been looking all over for you. Come with me”
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This was so wrong. So so so so wrong. Your future husband could walk in here at any moment and everything would be over, your dirty little secret would be out. The background history of you and Harry was simple, you had met Harry at a mutual friend’s party after having a bad argument with your fiancé. A full bottle of vodka in both of your systems was to blame for you never making it home to your fiancé that night and waking up in Harry’s arms the following morning. That’s as far as it was supposed to go between you two, but Harry couldn’t get you out of his mind so he reached out to your mutual fiend to get you number. He texted you everyday for a week until you finally gave in and met him for lunch at his hotel while he was in town which lead to him fucking you on the countertop, and after that you two couldn’t get your hands off of each other. You would sneak out at night, make up lies about working late or staying with a friend, just to have Harry’s cock buried deep inside of you. It was ridiculous and you knew it but here you two are making out and dry humping like two high schoolers. Harry was attacking your sweet spot on your neck with his lips, it had only been maybe 10 minutes since you two finally found each other but you were already melting like butter for him. “ Harry..shit fuck… my fiancé ”, you moans softly into the air as Harry’s warm hands began to wander all over your body. He chuckled softly,” Is that suppose to scare me… That twat is irrelevant”. “ That twat is the man I plan to marry”, you retorted back pushing away from Harry. “ Oh please (Y/N) don’t give me that shit, just a week ago you were at my door crying about he’s fucking his assistant. How long are you gonna keep this act up?” His nostrils began to flare, he was trying his best not to explode. You calling the twat your fiancé was enough to make him want to tear down the walls of the hallway you stood in. “ Nick is a good guy… we are..” “Don’t you dare say it (Y/N), it’s a lie and you know it. If you were happy you wouldn’t be in my bed every night”. The two of you stood in silence, the echoes of Kiwi bouncing down the hallway, you bit down on your lip softly unsure of what to say. You thought you were happy but as the months passed you started to put on your clothes a little slower whenever you and Harry had quickie, you would dread having to leave Harry and go back to your husband. “ You’re not happy and you know it. It’s bad enough he’s enough of an asshole but he bores you . You’re bored ( Y/N). What you have it’s not love, your just scared for once to take a leap of faith” , Harry began to pace in front of you his veins were bulging out and you could tell this whole thing had angered him. “ I can’t just leave him… you know that”, you whimper and look down at your hands. You never meant to hurt anybody, you knew this was wrong from the start but seeing Harry in such distress because of your actions was a nightmare come true.
“ You can’t just make decide like this”
“ No I can’t but it’s very clear what you’ve decided”
“ Harry stop please”
“ No you stop! You would rather marry that piece of shit than to be with someone who actually loves you. God dammit (Y/N), I’ve loved you since I first met you! But you’re too blind to see it !”
“ Harry… I didn't”
“ Of course you wouldn’t have known, you’re too stuck up that twats ass to notice”
“Haz…”
“ Stop. This stops right now . Enjoy your life with Nick”
Harry gave you one last glance, his eyes a mixture sadness and anger, before he walks back into the crowd of guest leaving you to suffer in your own guilt.

James March: Ugly Jealousy

You were at the bar chatting with a man named, Nick. He’s staying two nights at the Hotel Cortez for a business trip. The conversation was completely harmless, as this man is married, he just wanted someone to talk to at the bar.

“I’ll be right back, I’m going to use the restroom.” Nick pats your arm and leaves to the restroom. You nodded to him.

5 minutes pass and the man hasn’t returned. You figured that he went back to his room or had to take a business call. When you thought you were sitting alone at the bar, you can feel a presence behind you and you turn around instantly. It’s your boyfriend, James.

“I see you were having a splendid time talking to that man, dearest.” James said sarcastically.

“Get over yourself, James. We were just talking. Am I not allowed to have an innocent conversation with the opposite gender?” You stand up to face James, eyeing him in annoyance.

“See to it that you never will with that man.” His eyes grew wide. You knew exactly what he meant by that.

You dashed towards the stairs, heading to the elevator. James immediately following after you. “I can’t believe you killed that man James. He has a wife waiting at home for him. Are you kidding me?” He easily could’ve shunned the man away, but your Jamesy being the way he is, he had to go as far as ending this innocent man’s life.

Reaching the elevator, you pressed the button for the penthouse suite with force. 

Once the doors closed, James grips your arms and pushes you against the wall. “How many times do I have to remind you that you are mine?! I will not let other men even breathe your air.” James nostrils flared as he spoke.

You shook your arms from his grip and pushed him off of you. “Get your paws off of me, James.” If it were anyone else doing this to James, he would kill them in an instant.

The elevator doors open and you speed walk to your room. You attempt to close the door on James’ face, but he stops it with his hand and he slams the door behind him.

James clenches his jaw and starts taking deep breaths as he tries to prevent himself from yelling at you. 

You cross your arms and face your back towards him not saying a word. The tension in the air was definitely thick. As the room is filled with silence, you gather your thoughts. You couldn’t believe James would really go as far as killing a man for speaking to you. You took a deep breath and without thinking straight, you unlock your arms and face James, yelling at him. “I’ve had it with you up to this point! This is fucking ridiculous! You know what? I’m leaving!” 

You go around the room looking for your phone and your purse. The plan wasn’t to necessarily leave James, you loved him too much. You just needed to get out of the hotel for a minute just to give yourself space from James. Taking that man’s life for talking to you was just going too far.

James was going to let this go until you opened your mouth. He was shocked that you started yelling at him out of the blue. But sometimes, you can’t control your emotions and he’s definitely guilty of that too. You knew that yelling at him was going to push his buttons and you don’t know why, but that’s exactly what you wanted to do. “How many times do I have to tell you to stop using such foul language?!” James shouts at the top of his lungs. You can see his veins peek through his forehead as he’s yelling. “And you’re not going anywhere, I will not have that!”

“You can’t tell me what to do or where to go, James!” Once found, you throw your phone in your purse, then you started heading straight to the door. Before you had the chance to get even 5 feet from the door, James quickly runs out and locks you in.

Twisting the doorknob, trying to get the door open, only lead to failure and now you’re locked in your room. “God dammit, James. Let me out!” You yell as you’re pounding on the door, hoping it would help change his mind to set you free.

James ignores you with his back facing the door as he allows himself to calm down. It always breaks his heart whenever the fights end up as a threat from you to leave the hotel. You simply said such a horrid thing in the heat of the moment. It definitely was a flaw of yours. 

The last bad fight you had resulted to you leaving for a night. And that night without you, caused James to go insane. James loves you more than he’s ever loved anyone else, maybe even more than killing. 

After his mood goes from livid to content, he twirls the key around his finger, whistling while he does, then starts walking towards the elevator.

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*NOT MY GIFS*

Let me know if you guys want a part 2! I would be happy to write one (:

UPDATE! HERE’S A LINK TO PART 2

I Fell In Love Again - Darkiplier Imagine

wc | 1,209

prompt | just some dark fluff. kind of shitty but i like it.

requests | open! drop some down in our inbox and our ask is open.


“You don’t give yourself enough credit.”

Y/N looked up from her laptop, the bright screen light cast upon her confused expression.

“What?”

Her gaze fell upon the entity leaning against the wall across the room. His black irises piercing into her own, then flickering all over her body. The air felt still and warm, almost as if heat was radiating off of him.

“I said, you don’t give yourself enough credit. You’re beautiful,” he spoke without missing a beat, straightening out his tie to hide the nervous shake. God, he was more powerful than almost anything and a pretty girl was making him nervous. The trembles from his hands spread across his body when a shy smile found its way to her lips.

“Oh… thank you, Dark,” she was blushing. Oh god, she was blushing and she was smiling and making him fall even farther in love with her.

“Anytime,” he choked out, barely able to get a breath in. Dark was running over a million and one things he could’ve said that would’ve made him less nervous. He didn’t have to make himself sound like the love-struck fool he was, but of course he did and now he couldn’t think straight.

“Are you okay?” Y/N’s voice broke him out of his thoughts. No, no he wasn’t okay but he couldn’t say that because then she’d ask why and he just couldn’t bring himself to lie to her. All he did was shake his head side to side, then the air grew heavy with silence again.

It wasn’t the comfortable silence they were both used to, it wasn’t the kind of silence they could spend forever in together. They both seemed to have so many things they wanted to say but neither the motivation nor nerve was there to do so. It was like the first few days they started dating, or when they first met, but it shouldn’t be like that anymore.

They had lived together for a year and a half now, known each other for forever and had been in love since day one. It felt like they were falling love all over again, getting sweaty and nervous around one another; their heads were full words they were far too scared to say.

Suddenly, Dark was there again.


“Anti, if you don’t get your grimy paws off of me, I swear I’m gonna punch the smile off your goddamn face.”

“Empty threats, Dark. Try again next time when your insults don’t suck absolute ass,” the air was thick and there was a loud sound of static that spread for miles. It was deafening and uncomfortable, but neither of them seemed to care about anything else other than throwing shitty insults at one another.

The two were arguing under their breaths in a coffee shop, deciding they needed some fresh air but then Anti got all touchy because he’s an annoying little shit.

“Maybe if you wouldn’t touch me, I wouldn’t have to comment on your stupid face,” Dark mumbled childishly, then Anti stuck his tongue out in retaliation.

“You two still goin’ at it? You’ve been here for like, an hour, in a pissing competition,” a sarcastic tone interrupted their argument. 

Anti and Dark looked at each other before looking at the girl in front of them. While Anti was coming up with something to say, Dark was just taking in the absolute goddess that was standing in front of them. She had a cocky smile painted on her face and playful E/C eyes. Her brow was raised with one hand on her hip as her and Anti bickered like siblings.

Actually, they were talking like old friends.

“Well if it isn’t Y/N L/N,” he clicked his tongue, getting up to pull the girl into a hug. She nodded, a more friendly smile taking the place of the cocky one.

“Alive and in the flesh,” she bowed, tossing over a wink to Dark, “who’s the cutie?”

Dark was blushing furiously now, tugging at the cuffs of his suit with a nervous chuckle. He looked desperately at Anti, non-verbally begging for him to answer the question without making him look like an idiot.

“That, my dear, is my friend Dark. Well, I wouldn’t call him a friend, but I do spend most of my time with him despite him being a major douchebag. Don’t waste you time on him, Y/N/N, he sucks.”

“I’ll be the judge of that,” she scoffed, shooing Anti away as she took his seat and stuck out her hand, “Y/N L/N, nice to meet you.”


He had fallen in love with her almost instantaneously, finding nothing other than perfection in the sassy girl. They began talking a lot more and before he knew it, they were dating. It took weeks to get out of the awkward stage where neither of them knew what to say, then they were just like nervous teens in love with everything to say but neither having the time nor place to say it.

Then everything poured out all at once and they told each other how in love they were. It was horribly cheesy and Anti still gagged at the sight of his stone-faced friend turning into a puddle whenever Y/N was around. 

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“No,” he sighed.

“Why?” she turned off her laptop, setting it down and patting the seat next to her on the couch. Hesitantly, Dark walked over and sat down. He threw his legs over the side, resting his head onto her lap and looking up at her with eyes that reflected everything and nothing all at once.

“I fell in love again.”

Y/N seemed confused, worried, even, “what? With who?”

“Oh, no, sweetheart,” Dark shook his head, realizing how that came out, “I fell in love with you again.”

“What do you mean?” everything that came out of her mouth was uncertain, questioning.

“I fell in love with you again, like before, but… more. I’m realizing that every time I see you I keep falling harder and harder for the girl who brings out the best in me. I love you so much, Y/N, and you deserve a lot more than me, so thank you for caring about me. God, I’m rambling, aren’t I? I just have so much to say, you keep me speechless with your beauty and I’m worried to say anything because I know how smart you are and you’re just gonna make me sound stupid. I’m the biggest idiot around you because all your intelligence and beauty and sassy, compassionate personality make me understand that perfection is real. Perfection is in you, the girl who chose me to love above all other people that could’ve given her a better life.”

There was a beat of silence, Y/N absorbing everything she just heard her beloved pour out. Then her eyes were welling up with tears and she leaned down to press her lips against Dark’s. Her and him stayed there for a while, enjoying the closeness until she pulled away.

“You goof, I love you too. More than all the stars in the sky. I loved you then, I love you now, I’ll love you even more when I fall in love with you all over again.”

Cursed For Life | 01

Draco x Reader

Word Count: 2085

Summary: Bully; Womanizer; Death Eater. Draco Malfoy is a name all students at Hogwarts fears; what they don’t know is that behind the hexes and that signature smirk of his, there’s pain, suffering, and regret. Draco Malfoy is more than a Hogwarts bully, more than Lord Voldemort’s puppet; he’s a tortured soul, misunderstood by all…

A/N: This is a fan fiction I started a few years ago, and never completed. I decided to dust it off and attempt to complete it. Hopefully it doesn’t suck too much, haha. (Also, the gif is not mine, so credit goes to the creator.)

PARTS 01


“Slytherin!” The Sorting Hat roared from atop your head. The Great Hall went from boisterous to deafeningly silent in a matter of seconds. All were shocked that the Muggle-born, Y/F/N Y/L/N, was placed into the house mostly made up of pure-bloods. But no one was more shocked than you. There you sat, dumbfounded and afraid to leave the seat you were in to approach your House table.

Being a new student, just transferring over from Beauxbatons, you were the only sixth year being sorted into a House. You looked anxiously over at Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger, three new friends you had made on the train ride to Hogwarts, wishing that they would come to your rescue. But no, they did no such thing. How could they? The Sorting Hat had made its decision; there was no turning back now.

All three, though the same age as you, already belonged to the Gryffindor House, having been sorted there their first year at Hogwarts. The four of you had planned on the idea that you would also be sorted into Gryffindor; clearly fate had other plans in mind.

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Back (Avengers/Guardians of the Galaxy)

“I can’t believe it!” Peter smiled. “I’m going back to earth!” He cheered. Gamora playfully rolled her eyes. “I am groot.” Groot smiled. “Calm down Quill, you’re givin me a headache.” Rocket groaned. “Let him, Rocket. He hasn’t been on Earth in like 30 years.” You told him.

“What’s it like?” Peter asked you. “as you recall, I haven’t been on Earth in 3 years. A lot can change in three years.” You told him.

You were an Avenger and worked for S.H.I.E.L.D in the science department. They were planning on a space exploration after the battle of New York, which you volunteered.

The shuttle malfunctioned, and your crew died, and you would have too if not for the Guardian, and for three years you’ve been fighting with them, protecting the galaxy.

“Alright, we’re close enough for you to make contact with them.” Gamora told you. “Great, Rocket did you finish the device?” You asked him and he scoffed. “ “Course I finished it.”

You turned it on and there was just static. “Are you sure you did fuck up?” You asked Rocket. “Why you lil-” He was going to ran towards you, but Peter held him back. “Let me go.” Rocket said.

“Hello?” You heard someone say over the radio. “Hello? Is this S.H.I.E.L.D?” You asked. “Who is this?” The man asked. “Y/N. Y/N Stark.” You said. “That’s not possible. She died in the shuttle.” The man said.

“Well, clearly I didn’t. Who is this?” You asked. Static. You groaned, “Let’s land this.” You told Peter. “You  sure? Won’t they think we’re Aliens and shoot us down?” Peter asked you.

“No, the worst they would do is take us to S.H.I.E.L.D.” You said and he walked to the cockpit. “Give me the coordinates.” Peter told you. You handed him a piece of paper with the coordinates to the Stark Tower.

Peter flew the Milano to the coordinates, gaining attention as you entered the atmosphere. When you arrived, Peter landed the Milano on the roof. “I should go out first.” You said. “Be careful.” Peter told you and gave you a kiss.

“I’m right behind ya.” Rocket said, pulling out his biggest gun. You opened the door, and there were Iron Man suits surrounding the Milano. You put your hands up, while Rocket blew them up.

“Dude! Not now!” You said, and gave him a little kick. “Fine.” He groaned, setting his gun down. “Tony?” You asked. “it’s me, Y/N.” You told the suits. One of them opened, and Tony walked out.

“Y/N?” He asked. “You’re alive?” He asked, then ran towards you and pulled you into a hug. “We thought you died.” He said. “Yeah, I tried contacting S.H.I.E.LD but nothing worked.” You said.

“S.H.I.E.L.D is gone.” He told you. You pulled away from the hug, “What do you mean gone?” You asked. “Last year Cap and Natasha found out that Hydra infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D since the beginning.” He told you.

“Anyway, who’s this little guy?” Tony asked as he petted Rocket. “I wouldn’t do that.” You said, “Get your filthy paws off of me.” Rocket said and pushed Tony’s hands off of him. "What the fuck it that?“ Tony asked in shock.

"His name is Rocket.” you said. “Peter, Gamora, Drax, Groot, come on out.” You shouted. Drax was the first to come out, Gamora followed behind him and Peter came out with groot in his hands.

“Who are these guys?” Tony asked. “We should get the team, cause I don’t want to explain it more than once.” You told him. “Yeah, okay.” Tony nodded.  

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The Avengers stood there, in shock as The Guardians walked in. “Alright so. These guys saved me from the shuttle. Her name is Gamora, that is Drax, this is Rocket. This is Groot and that’s my boyfriend Peter.” You told them. “You named a plant?” Clint laughed.

“I am Groot.” Groot smiled and moved his arms. Clint shut up, and his eye widened. “So, you have a talking Raccoon and a talking plant…great.” Clint said. “Don’t call him a raccoon. ” You told him.

“Hi, Peter. Nice to meet you.” Peter smiled and looked around the Tower. “So what do we call you guys?” Steve asked. “They’re called The Guardians of the Galaxy.” You told him.

“Nice to meet you. Name’s Hawkeye.” Clint said. “Why?” Drax asked. “Because I’ve got an eye like a hawk.” Clint told him. “That doesn’t seem pleasant."Drax told him.

"I just gotta ask, where did you get that ship?” Tony asked. “Long story…I stole it.” Peter said. “I’m kidding, I stole stuff to buy it.” Peter said. “Y/N, you should get checked. Three years in space can’t be good for a human.” Natasha told you.

“I feel fine, just tired.” You said. “I still have your room."  Tony said. "Great, we’ll need four more.” Peter said, and kissed your cheek. “You’re not sleeping in the same room as my sister.” Tony told him.

“What you got against the two love birds, old man?” Rocket asked. “Old man?” Tony said. “I smell liquor.” Rocket said then walked away. Pete set Groot on the table, and groot grew to his full size, which surprised The Avengers.

Groot then walked over to Steve and Tony, and pulled them into a tight hug. “I am Groot.” He said. “We know, big ma…tree.” Tony said. “That’s all he can say.” Rocket said as he walked back with two bottles of scotch.

“This’ll be fun.” You smiled.

Orphan Brigade

Orphan Brigade [Baby Years]: The story of how an infamous crime lord became the guardian of three children and a teenager.


Geoff wasn’t exactly sure how it had happened but somewhere along the line he had adopted himself a family. It hadn’t been intentional. He had always been content on his own, pulling two men heists with Jack whenever he needed the cash. Two men jobs were ideal as far as Geoff was concerned as there was far less risk involved with only two of them. It eliminated the chances that they would be double crossed or fall prey to an undercover cop. Over the years, Geoff had come to trust Jack. And he was more than happy with the way things were.

The first addition to their little ‘family’ was a small British boy who had brazenly attempted to take Geoff’s wallet while he was out drinking. The lad would have gotten away with the theft if it weren’t for the fact that he had been talking to himself the entire time.

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Hot and Cold

Part 3 of “Cops and Robbers”  (part 1)   (part 2)   (general masterlist)

Pairing: Sheriff!Gabriel x (ex) thief!reader

Warnings: Mentions of death, murder, blood, etc.

Words: 1500+

Beta reader: @jadangelofthelord

Your name: submit What is this?

It was slightly ironic that the police department was under investigation. Gabriel might have laughed about it, had one of his colleagues not just been stabbed.

Sheriff Novak was put in charge of the case. It had been suggested that another station house handle it, but Gabriel didn’t budge.

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All of the Djinn's Movie Reference lines
  • “You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me?” –Taxi Driver
  • “Here’s Johnny!” –The Shining
  • “Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists!” –Jurassic Park
  • “I wish I had a million dollars, hot dog!” –It’s a Wonderful Life
  • “Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.” –Casablanca
  • “Rosebud.” –Citizen Kane
  • “I’m Turboman.” –Jingle All the Way
  • “I’m Batman.” –Almost every Batman comic/TV show/movie
  • “I don’t work for Toons; a Toon killed my brother.” –Who Killed Roger Rabbit?
  • “But you’re gonna have to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?” –Dirty Harry
  • “Hey. Don’t look at me like I’m frickin’ Frankenstein. Come here and give your father a hug. Come on Scott.” –Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
  • “Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” –Planet of the Apes
  • “You had me at ‘hello’.” –Jerry Maguire
  • “Shwing.” –Wayne’s World
  • “Alright! I am tired of these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!” –Snakes on a Plane
  • “In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.” –Star Wars
  • “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.” –The Graduate
  • “Alrighty then.” –Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • “It’s groundhog day!” –Groundhog Day

1vyprincess  asked:

I haven't been on tumblr in ages and I come back to see you've tagged me in that selfie thing? XDDD Anyways, congrats on 100 followers, sweetie; that was honestly pretty fast and I'm so proud of you ^^ Could you write me 92 with Baek please? ;DDD <3

Lol, why’re you calling me “sweetie”??? You know you’re still mad about that suyeol angst ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


92: “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”

“Jesus, what’s wrong with you?” Baekhyun just got home to find you sprawled over the couch in the most awkward position imaginable. Your dumb uterus was stabbing you at the moment and you could only groan in return.

“You aren’t trying to do yoga again are you?” he snickered, “Trying.

“Shut up, Baek, I’m not in the mood,” you warned.

“Oh…I recognize that tone,” he said quietly, sitting down next to you. He moved the hair out of your face, planting a soft kiss on your forehead. You were pleasantly surprised by how quickly he dropped the subject.

“So…” he whispered, kissing a little trail down your neck.

“Hmm?”

You felt his smirk ghost against your skin.

“Is it blowjob week?”


You were thrown into a rage, screaming profanities loud enough to get serious noise complaints from your neighbors. Baekhyun hurriedly retreated into your shared bedroom, locking the door behind him, knowing from experience that if he left it open, he was fucked. You slammed your fists on the door cursing his ‘horny ass motherfucking dick.’ Your cramps were of no concern to you at the moment. You had priorities that needed to get taken care of.

“Chill! I was just joking! Go eat some chocolate,” he called from the other side of the door.

“FUCK YOU, BYUN BAEKHYUN!!! YOU’RE ONE INSULT AWAY FROM STARTING A WAR!!!

“I wasn’t insulting you, I was just suggesting that you should-”

“YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME TO GO GET FAT! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?! HUH?!”

“Woah, woah, woah! I never said that! I said you should eat chocolate to feel better-”

“VIVISECTING YOUR BALLS WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER! NOW GET YOUR COWARD ASS OUT OF MY ROOM!!!”

“Alright, alright. How ‘bout I listen to you and you don’t cut off the balls you were screaming for last week.”

“FUCK YOU!!! YOU’RE NEVER GETTING LAID YOU SON OF A-”

He pulled open the door, catching you by surprise. You fell into his arms raging and kicking and punching, but he grabbed your wrists and held you still.

“Jagi, I’m sorry. You know I was just joking…” he said with an apologetic smile on his face.

“Fuck you,” you growled in his face.

He sighed. “Will you ever forgive me?”

“No. Wipe that smirk off your face and get out of my house. Give me my key back and never show me your ugly face ever again you-”

“Even if I bought ice cream before I came home, knowing you were probably having cravings?”

You promptly shut up, completely interested in what he was saying. Deeming that it was relatively safe to give you control of your arms again, he let go of you and reached behind the door to pull out a plastic bag with a large tub of your favorite ice cream. It was practically begging you to dig in. You snatched it from his hands, making your way back to the couch, grabbing the largest spoon you could find in the kitchen. You plopped back down with a groan as you became aware of your cramps again. You shoveled spoonfuls of ice cream into your mouth as you watched the your favorite TV show and Baekhyun slowly creeped up to the couch to sit next to you.

“…I love you,” you muttered reluctantly, mouth half-full of ice cream.

He smiled, wrapping his arm around your shoulders. “I love you too.”

“Get your filthy paws off of me.”

2

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Imagine taking a break from your relationship with Peter but you’re not officially broken up but then Peter catches you making out with Stiles in his Jeep.

——— Request for anon ———

Stiles is yanked from your lips, flying out the open driver’s side door by a clawed hand with a yelp, “Get the bat!”

You rush after him, climbing through the driver’s side door as you watch Peter fling him against the hood of the Jeep roughly, but not hard enough to do any serious damage, “What the hell do you think you’re doing? Peter! Let him go!”

“What do I think I’m doing?” Peter growls, eyes flashing a vibrant blue as his glare flicks over the hood to you, “What do you think you’re doing?”

“Get your paws off me, man,” Stiles slaps at Peter’s grip at the collar of his shirt only to get a growl in return.

Peter doesn’t so much as glance downwards as he orders, “Shut up, Stiles.”

“In case you’ve forgotten, you broke up with me,” you glare back as Stiles squirms under Peter’s grasp. “I can make out with whoever I want. I’m a free woman.”

“We were on a break,” Peter grits out, grip tightening around the fabric in his hand.

Stiles groans, “What does that even mean?”

Taehyung: The Purge pt. 2


Wordcount: 3.980

Genre: The Purge!AU, Mature, Angst, Gore (in later chapters)

Summary: Its the 4th annual purge and you and your fresh boyfriend Taehyung want to survive.

This is actually my first fanfic ever, so feedback is highly appreciated! English isn’t my first language, so if you find any huge grammatical errors let me know, so i can edit them, thanks!

Pt. 1 | Pt. 2  | Pt.3  | Pt. 4 |


Flashback

The first time that you’ve met Kim Taehyung was a little more than 5 months ago.

Before you started to work at your current full-time job, you used to work part-time as a waitress in some pub a few streets down your apartment. The worst nights were on saturdays when you had to deal with drunk guests who didn’t know their limits, to your luck tonight was one of those nights.

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Starter Sentences: Movie Edition
  • "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
  • "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
  • "Go ahead, make my day."
  • "Alright, I'm ready for my close-up."
  • "May the Force be with you."
  • "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
  • "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
  • "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
  • "I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."
  • "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
  • "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
  • "We'll always have Paris."
  • "We rob banks."
  • "I see dead people."
  • "You've got to ask yourself one question; 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
  • "You had me at 'hello.'"
  • "A boy's best friend is his mother."
  • "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
  • "Elementary, my dear Watson."
  • "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
  • “I am McLovin!”
  • "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
  • "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"
  • "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
  • "Hasta la vista, baby."
  • "My precious."
  • “What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?"
  • "You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
  • "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
  • "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys/girls. Make your lives extraordinary."
  • "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
  • "It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that."
  • "You're a disease. And I'm the cure."
  • "I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
  • "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece."
  • "I want you to hold it between your knees."
  • "You can't handle the truth!"
  • "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker."
  • "You talking to me? You talking to me?"
  • "Wake up — time to die."
  • "Let's put a smile on that face."
  • “I can never have children!”
  • "When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight."
  • "There's no place like home."
Fake AH Crew: Orphan Brigade

The story of how an infamous crime lord became the guardian of three children and a teenager. GTA-verse

Geoff wasn’t exactly how or when it had happened, but somewhere along the line he had adopted himself a family. He hadn’t meant for it to happen of course. He had always been content on his own, pulling two men heists with Jack whenever he needed the cash. Two men jobs were easier. Far less risk involved with only two of them, it eliminated the chances that they would be double crossed or fall prey to an undercover cop. Over the years, Geoff had come to trust Jack. And he was more than happy with the way things were.

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More Great Movie Quotes [Sentence Starters]
  • "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
  • "____ phone home."
  • "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
  • "____, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"
  • "Well, nobody's perfect."
  • "Round up the usual suspects."
  • "Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
  • "I am Spartacus."
  • "I see dead people."
  • "If you build it, he will come."
  • "I'll have what she's having."
  • "It was beauty killed the beast."
  • "You talkin' to me?"
  • "Life is a box of chocolates, ____. You never know what you're gonna get."
  • "Nobody's perfect."
  • “You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”
  • "I'm the king of the world!"
  • "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
  • "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
  • "There's no crying in baseball!"
  • "I'll have what she's having."
  • "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
  • "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
  • "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
  • "Do you want a leg or a breast?"