get well soon john

When I heard that John Green* had viral meningitis, I was immediately sympathetic, as I am aware that meningitis causes deathheadache and ennui. What, I asked myself, would make me feel better in such a situation?

The same thing that makes me feel better in all situations! Imagining driving my car!

Sadly, I could not find it in my heart to allow John to even hypothetically drive my car. But this is close.

Get well soon, John.

*at one of my tour signings, someone told me they thought I would be a good heroine in a John Green novel. I thanked her but I thought to myself WHAT JOHN GREEN IS GOING TO WRITE ACTION BOOKS YAY


Since I can’t make gif sets nor cool ass edits, here are a few of my favorite Cena pictures. I guess since no one else wants to show him some love, I might as well do it. Cena, I wish you an easy recovery and can not wait for you to come back better than ever! You are already very missed and I hope you know your fans love you 💙

Things that need to happen within the WWE
  • Roman Reigns needs to become WWE World Heavyweight Champion
  • Seth Rollins needs to have a successful cash in
  • Dean Ambrose needs to be in the title matches
  • Daniel Bryan needs to get well soon and come back!
  • Nikki Bella needs a title shot
  • John Cena needs to stop using names for cheap pops
  • They need to rehire Evan Bourne
  • Dolph Ziggler should be in title matches
  • They need to separate the WWE and World Heavyweight championships
  •  Sami Zayn needs to be brought up
  • CM Punk chants need to stop
  • Hopefully, CM Punk would like to return
  • Renee Young needs to be on commentary
  • Alex Riley should be wrestling
  • More Stardust
  • Naomi as Diva’s champion
  • More Bo Dallas
  • Less Cameron
  • Seth Rollins to turn on the Authority
  • Paul Heyman to continue pissing off everyone with Brock Lesnar defeating The Streak
  • The Streak needs to not be ended
  • John Cena heel turn (who are we kidding)
  • Jimmy Jacobs needs to be signed