lance, after being lightly roasted by the other paladins: wow. WOW. okay. looks like none of you are invited to my birthday party anymore
hunk: wait! i thought we were going to plan your party together? we had an ocean theme and everything!
lance: shit, you’re right… hunk’s reinvited.
pidge: what?? lance you can’t keep uninviting and reinviting people to your birthday party, you’re just gonna lose track
lance: oh really? watch this - (pulling out a small notebook) - pidge, currently uninvited as of today; hunk was recently uninvited but is now reinvited - side note, ocean themed parties are amazing; allura, currently invited but she’s on thin ice; coran, well, he’s kinda permanently invited because i need at least one person to show up; lotor is invited ironically, waiting for him to rsvp so i can reject him; and finally… keith is permanently uninvited until he admits that he cares about being on the invite list
wade stuck around for manicure night with nat. it shouldnt surprise anyone that the merc with a mouth is excellent for commentary on b-level horror movies, which nat loves. im not always big on talking so its kinda nice to have someone else fill the silence. and red is also his color. he might actually get a return invite.
just as a reminder that lucie, jen, cara, chloé, anjali & carolina all support wlw ships with their own characters & support the possibility of their characters being wlw and they don’t shame us as a fandom for wanting that, and instead they encourage it
PSA to the Sheith fandom regarding the filter ‘-Keith/Lance’ on AO3
We’re all pretty much aware that shkla.nce and Klnce floods the Sheith tag on ao3. To counter this, a majority of the shippers use ‘-Keith/Lance’ in the Search within results section to get the Sheith content that they want.
I’ve used the ‘-Keith/Lance’ once upon a time, until I got introduced to ‘-filter_ids:276512′ by the ao3 twitter account. The funny thing is to this day I still don’t know what those numbers stand for.
This is what the Sheith tag looks like unfiltered:
Jack and Ashi: Have been around each other for almost all of two episodes, have good chemistry, share a lot of similarities yet still have differences to balance each other out, have saved each other’s lives, worry about each other, both have hallucinations/PTSD, have had several instances of foreshadowing and romantic implications together, and have probably gotten to know each other better than anyone else yet in the series.
Tumblr: LmAO JAck aNd asHi TotaLLY haVe a FAtheR/daUGHteR reLATionShiP bECAusE iT’d bE PEDOPHILIA AnD INCESTUAL iF thEY wErE iN a ROmanTiC reLATionShiP EveN thOUGh tHEy’Re BOth conSENtinG AdULts AnD tHERe’s nO EVIdenCE tHAt JAck iS asHi’s bIOLoGIcaL FAtheR LoL!!1!!
Jack and Aku: Hate each other and their ultimate goals are to destroy one another.
Tumblr: OmG thEY cOMpleTE eaCH oTHeR thEY mAKe sucH a GReaT cOUPle!!1!!
Ashi and Flora: Literally have never interacted or even know of each other’s existence.
Tumblr: thEY aRe sO GAY fOR eaCH oTHeR thEY GEt aLong sO wEll I caN’t WAiT fOR TheM tO faLL iN LOve!!1!!
I’m really busy for the next two days, but I swear to you all that I will work out a way to play “Dan and Phil’s Time Bombs” online. It will probably require a moderator who doesn’t actually get to play the game but just reads the answers out at the end for everyone to guess, but I *WILL* figure out a way for phans to play this together long-distance.