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taeyang coming down the aisle at his wedding like

  • Dazai: Happy Birthday Atsushi!
  • Atsushi: Thank you Dazai.
  • Dazai: Wanna know what your present is?
  • Atsushi: *sigh* It's you.
  • Dazai: Wrong! I'm already yours guess again.
  • Atsushi: No more... suprise attacks?
  • Dazai: Nope! I'll teach you how to master suicide so we can do it together.
  • Atsushi: Not this again.
  • Dazai: *gets close to Atsushi* Oh and also a private lesson as well *kisses Atsushi's nose*
  • Atsushi: *blushes tiger red* I-I'm looking f-forward to it then.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexloehr !! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

NILSA MY ANGEL thank you so much for always being so kind to me, you are a wonderful friend and always manage to make me feel better whenever I have a bad day! I LOVE YOUUUUU !! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

Tag yourself- guys in fantastic beasts and where to find them edition

Ginger Matt Smith - doesn’t know how to human, awkward, wears a bow tie, more british than the queen

Mr im not who you think i am - too fond of dark colours, actually crazy, will cut a bitch, looks super serious but secretly has bleached blonde hair

Sad lil orphan kid- already has his funeral planned, misunderstood, ITS NOT A PHASE MUM

Jacob how the fuck did i get here- just wants to eat cake, doesnt know what the hell is going on, really hates canned food

This has been hanging out on my computer for who knows how long so I thought I’d post it. I’ve been thinking about streaming while I paint. I wonder if anyone would be interested in watching?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU RODAINA @alexturntable 😊 💙 

I wish you , you nose loving, blue loving, gibson les paul loving, white shirt loving, purest smile loving, your show loving, the vox loving, humbug alex loving and 🍗 🍑 loving , an AMAZING BIRTHDAY 😘 (Alex is kinda like your birthday present actually hehehe) You’re absolutely fantastic and I’m soo happy you’re in this fandom, you’re wonderful 💙 *blows you kisses*  ‘’Cheers, love’’ 

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I’ll take anything

@centralperkswift thank you ! My friend and I have been half-joking about this “future cafe” for over a year now?? It will be beautiful

IMAGINE: Tony has proposed, and he’s allowed you to design the cake (although he’s still a little mad you put him on the bottom, even though you said it was because he’d get the biggest portion, and now he’s convinced you like Steve) and when the cake arrives and it’s being set up on the table everyone is confused. What the hell is with the city and the bat? Was it supposed to be a bad guy? You’d requested that Bruce had been placed there though…Both you and your guests turned, confused, when you heard loud laughter behind you and you found your good friend Wade Wilson laughing hysterically.

a playlist inspired by one of my favorite stories(i LIVE for angst with a happy ending), i could start fires with what i feel for you [listen]

close as strangers - 5 seconds of summer (everyday you feel a little bit further away and I don’t know what to say) // fires - david ramirez (Is it just me, Am I seeing things? Or does the way we breathe make perfect sense? I could start fires with what I feel for you) // come down to me - saving jane (and I wish that I could make you see this is where you ought to be, come down to me)  // all i wanted -  paramore (i could follow you to the beginning and just to relive the start/ all i wanted was you) // im like a lawyer the way i’m always trying to get you off - fall out boy (Last year’s wishes are this year’s apologies every last time i come home) // if you don’t know - 5 seconds of summer (I want you to want me this way and I need you to need me to stay, if you say that you don’t feel a thing if you don’t know, let me go)// hallelujah - paramore (somehow everything’s gonna fall right into place if we only had a way to make it all fall faster every day) // happily - one direction (I just want it to be you and I forever, I know you wanna leave So c'mon baby be with me) //

Happy Birthday, Alex Rider

i wonder how many times he had Friday-the-Thirteenth birthdays

quoting Crocodile Tears:

Jack: Thursday, February Thirteenth. It’s your birthday Alex. You’re going to be fifteen.

Alex: Am I? (probably thinking) oh my goodness at least it’s not Friday last time it was Friday i got exploding cake.

GUYS🔫🔫🔫 I AM SURE YOU HEARD 🔊🕭📣BUT IT IZ 2K17🎊🎊🎉🎎 AND ITS TIME TO GET OUR LIVES🏘🌏👪👬💏 TOGETHER GET YOUR DADDY👦👨👴👮👲👳👷💂🎅 AND GET DAT ASS🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 AND MAKE SOME SWEET CAKE🍆🍌🌶🌽🍄 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN😫😩💦💨💦 GATHER U✔P YOUR PALS ⛤⛦AND MAKE PEACE 🌍🖖🤘👌✌✌🌏WITH YOUR DEM👹👺ONS 🚩🏁🏴🚹ALRIGHT NOW IS THE TIME 🕣🕡🕗🕖🕤🕥DON'T WAIT🏌 DO IT 💰😆😄OR SHOULD I SAY JU🎖ST DO IT 😂😂😂😂😂OR WAS THAT LAST YEAR 😋😎😍🚣OH WELL 🔭REGARD🚩LESS📡 LET'S GET TOG🕎ETHER😥 AND DO IT 😎😎😇BECAUSE WE👀 ARE ALL🏈 IN THIS TOGETHER👉👌👅👁
So my birthday is up in 6 days.

And besides the fact that none of my friends seem to care, I asked them if they were gonna be back in town on monday and they didn’t even answered and just one was super cold about it. My mom says that since I’m gonna spend it on other city she won’t do anything here for me, and I know it’s not supposed to be about the material stuff but I don’t think I’m getting any presents, my boyfriend told me he got me something but is probably a keychain or something from new york I asked for (like the intention is what counts I know) and I will have to get myself my own cake and buy myself my own flowers and end up with my bf asking me “well what do you want to do” because somehow or another I always end up just planing everything by myself and taking care of my own birthday instead of just for once someone giving me a surprise or an unexpected detail, but yeah, everyday less excited. 

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Happy 75th Birthday Linda Louise Eastman (McCartney)

1941 - 1998

The one and only beautiful part I can think of when your idol doesn’t live to see an old age is you don’t have to see them in pain. You don’t have to watch them age too harshly and grow frail. You don’t feel pity in your heart, only peace because you know wherever they are, they are okay. I’m sure your family will be thinking of you all today like every other day, Linda. I wish you were here but I think you are happy.

We love you Linda!

Sydney xoxo 

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Date Nights With Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel) May Include…


Two Types

  • There are two types of date nights
      • Ends with sleep
      • Or
      • Ends with Batman

ONE

Movie

  • Lots and lots of cheap, cliche romances
      • Stuff like the Notebook, the Vow, etc.
      • Which includes a bunch of tissues!
      • You guys go through boxes of tissues more than the average guy
          • Ha
          • ha
          • ha
          • I’m sorry

Ice Cream

  • These “stay at home” movie nights usually consists of giant containers of ice cream
      • For those of you who are allergic to dairy, or don’t like Ice Cream, imagine it’s gummy bears
      • Giant containers of gummy bears
  • Ice Cream is an essential part of casual date night
  • No matter what the two are doing
      • Whether it’s watching a movie
      • Reading
      • Cooking
      • Ice Cream is more important than anything else
  • Harley loves Cake Batter
      • Whenever you two go to Cold Stone or Basket Robins depending on what you know
      • She always gets the cake batter
      • and gets gummy bears mixed into it
  •  She always ends up getting ice cream somewhere on her face
      • Which, in most cases, ends with you licking/kissing it off
      • Which starts a tease war
      • But not in the “Imma touch you here” way
      • More of the “I’m going to tickle and lick your elbow” way

Forts

  • Pillows and blankets fort
      • It’s one of her favorite parts of casual date night
      • She loves building, and then later on destroying, the masterpiece the two of you have built
  • With a fort comes pillow fights
      • It’s so fun
      • Plus you guys have the pillows that like puffs out feathers
      • It’s a mess!!
      • You love seeing Harley so happy and carefree
      • You’d do anything to see her this way

Cuddles

  • As the date comes to an end, cuddles take over
      • The two of you end up squished together
      • And just laying there
      • Sometimes in silence
      • Other times with talking
      • And you do this until one of you falls asleep
      • You always wake up in each other’s arms

TWO

Clubs

  • Now, unlike casual date night, regular date night consists of partying
      • Something that took you a while to understand
      • Was that Harley loved clubbing
      • Especially with her S/O
      • With you
  • The two of you live in Coast City
      • Which means, there’s no chance of running into Joker at any of the clubs
      • Which puts both of you to ease
      • Joker wants you dead, man
      • You kind of stole her girl
      • You were like
      • “Whaddup J, Imma steal yo girl bye”
      • Rip Joker
  • Your favorite ones are ones that have a safe environment
      • By this, I mean the ones that aren’t super toxic
      • There’s drugs, but it’s not like everyone is high and off their meds
      • The kind where you can relax or get up and dance
  • You love watching Harley dance
      • She’s amazing at it
      • She likes to put on a lil’ show for you
      • It’s adorable

Stealing

  • The two of you like to go out and just take things
      • Whoever gets the other the best thing wins type of thing
      • Harley always wins
  • Which ends with you running from the cops
  • And into another club

Batman

  • It always ends with Batman
      • The thing is, Batman isn’t too harsh on you two
      • It’s mostly because the two of you aren’t doing anything majorly bad
      • He cares about Harley and to see her doing better, especially after what Joker has done to her, makes him feel like there’s still hope
      • He actually does everything he can to help you two
      • The two of you even help him on occasion
      • Batman would deny it to anyone who asked, though
          • Honestly, it’s basically witness protection and he’s your handler
    • Batmobile
        • He drives the two of you home in his FREAKIN’ awesome Batmobile
        • It’s actually a pretty mellow ride
        • The three of you make weird small talk
        • Harley is exhausted from the long night
        • You’re just happy that she’s happy
        • And Batman is just glad the two of you are safe

    And that’s date nights with the boo!


    REQUESTEE: ANON
    DATE: AUG. 21 2016
    NOTES: I haven’t slept yet. It’s almost 12pm and I just want to sleep! I’m pushing myself, though. I won’t be sleeping until later tonight.

    Anyway, I wrote this up! I finally decided to get to it.