get this person their research please guys

anonymous asked:

Can you do a fix where Lance gets captured by the galra and they give him a prosthetic leg? (Side note maybe it makes him more sad than before because one of his favorite memories was playing soccer with his siblings and he'll never get to do that again?) p.s. I adore your blog!

(Hey guys, so this is a pretty heavy topic here, and if anything to do with prosthetic body parts and the shock of losing a limb and the negative thoughts that come with it and being held hostage is hard for you to read, this fic is not for you. Please take care of yourselves first, okay? And also, I’m an able bodied person writing this, and I’ve researched as much as I possibly could, and I’m hoping this is okay, but if it’s not, I’m open to educating myself and I’m willing to acknowledge any mistakes! Please do feel free to educate me should there be something wrong with what I’ve written! Also WW reference bc I’m trash)

Keith screams his heart out, his whole body seeming to participate in the actions his entire soul on fire as he screams. His throat burning at the excruciating pain. He grits his teeth tightly and grasps at the controls of his Lion as he tries and holds himself steady, because if he lets go he fears he will be lost forever.

Keith is so sure in his heart he is not going to give in, he must stay strong, this is the only way. He can not let anyone down, and he is most certainly not going to let Zarkon win. The whole weight of the universe is laying on their shoulders, and every innocent life is hanging in the balance and Keith is in the middle of it, trying to hold the entire universe steady and if he lets go, everything will fall apart. And it will not be pieced back together. He is determined, he will not let go.

But the power beam that is being struck at him feels stronger than he’s ever felt, coming at him with the power of a thousand armies and Keith doesn’t think he can do it. He is holding on with the best of his ability, all of his strength, pushing himself beyond he’s ever thought he’d be capable of. Because this is much bigger than anything he could ever possibly fathom. But he’s not Atlas. He is one boy, with two hands and one heart, he cannot do this alone.

And he doesn’t have to.

Because Lance is charging at him and he’s taking the hit. He can faintly hear his screaming as he’s hit, the faint cracklings of anguish in his voice and Keith’s heart is racing and his blood runs cold and he’s so frozen. He doesn’t know what’s happening.

“Go, Keith! There is no other way! Go! Go!” Lance hisses through his gritted teeth.

“No, Lance! I’m not going anywhere!” Keith yells, his voice wavering as tears cloud his vision.

“Keith! You need to go, there is no point in both of us getting hurt. Go, Keith! I’ll be okay, but you have to get out of here, now! Before it’s too late!” Lance insists. He sounds so brave, so sure, so unafraid.

“Lance, I can’t leave you!” Keith cries. It’s like his heart is on fire and burning every particle of his body to this fine crisp. It hurts so so much.

Lance’s face pops up on his screen, and he still looks so hopeful and alive. The sun in his eyes still shine bright, but it’s more of a setting sun, still so beautiful, but a little more melancholy, a little more calm. He’s smiling at him with a look of absolute adoration and love, his eyes are twinkling. It’s too bittersweet.

“Keith, I can save today, but you can save the universe. I..I love you,” Lance says, and it’s like the cosmos within Keith have exploded and the planets have aligned.

But their moment is cut short as Lance struggles against the Galra, and pulls Keith away from the danger.

“No! Keith yells as his Lion is thrust away from the battle, and he tries to lunge forward but Red will not let him. She’s adamant and refuses, and she forces him away from Lance. So far away.

Keith yells and screams and kicks and cries but it’s no use, all he can see through his vision clouded by his tears is a ship opening and capturing Lance. He’s disappeared from him, and Keith realises the ringing in his ears is the earth shattering scream that rips out of his throat, out of his heart.

He doesn’t know what’s happening until Shiro is running into his lion and wrapping his arms around his sobbing body as he cries and cries, screaming in hysterics.

“Keith, buddy,” Shiro tries, but he can’t help the tears that pour from his eyes.

“We have to get him back! We need to find him! We’re not leaving him, we have to get him back, Shiro, we need to..Please,” Keith sobs, his voice cracking and sounding so small. He sobs hard, crying and spluttering. It hurts so much. Keith couldn’t even tell Lance he loved him too, and the realisation rips through him and worlds split.

“I know, I know,” Shiro whispers softly, “I promise you, we will.”

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Hey guys! I’m doing a research paper for my college english class and if you have two minutes of time, PLEASE fill this out to the best of your ability! I need to have 50 responces in three days. Everything is anonymous, and personal information will NOT be used in the paper!

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Panic (Jughead x Reader)

Request by Anonymous: can you please do a jughead x reader where y/n has really bad anxiety & panic attacks (jug & everyone already knows this) & one day y/n has a panic attack out of the blue when she’s with jug, archie, betty, kevin, & veronica while they r all watching a movie together jug gets everyone to leave the room & tries & calms her & is actually the sweetest person in the universe & gives her kisses & its just UGHH so much fluff….

Summary: ^^

A/N: I don’t have anxiety and I have never had a panic attack. I have done some research for the purpose of this fic but if I have gotten something drastically wrong please message me, I only want to be my best for you guys!

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Even before waking up that morning, you knew that you were having one of your bad days. Your sleep had been plagued with nightmares and, although you couldn’t remember any of them in the morning, they had left you visibly shaken. As you sat in front of your mirror, wrapped in a towel with your long wet hair dripping over your shoulders, you couldn’t help but pick fault with your appearance. You hated the bags under your eyes, the ghostly-pale completion that made you look permanently ill, and the way your stomach curved out too much. Today you just hated everything about yourself, you felt like throwing up at the thought of having to go to school, the thought of people looking at you. Why are you so fucking ugly? You screamed at yourself silently. You let out a deep breath as you reached for your medication, tipping a single shiny-white pill into your hand.

 After three attempts at doing your make-up with shaking hands, changing your outfit numerous times, and repeatedly checking your school-bag to make sure you had everything, there was a knock at the door. As you opened the front door, pulling your bag over your shoulder and grabbing the cereal bar that your mum had left on the side for you, you were greeted by the smiling-face of your best-friend and long-time crush Jughead Jones. You took another deep breath before smiling brightly back at him, attempting to hide how you really just wanted to slam the door and curl up in your bedroom alone.

 “Hey Y/N, you alright?” he asked casually. You felt a spark of panic, you didn’t want Jughead to know how you were feeling today, and you began to think how he had realised you weren’t okay until you remembered that he asked you that question every morning before you walked to school.

 “Hey Juggie, I’m good thank you.”

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MBTI Physical Appearance

Hey guys so recently I read a article about Sheldon’s body personality research. It’s basically a cool study showing how sometimes people with similar personalities have similar body types.
I thought I would conduct my own survey with mbti types and their physical appearance!

I’ll post results once I get a good amount of response.
Please take the survey and reblog!

anonymous asked:

i went to see a psychoneurologist to see if she could diagnose me with adhd but she said that even though it seemed like i have it and that the questionnaire i filled out definitely pointed in that direction, i can't have Pure adhd because i got good grades when i was a kid?? what do i do i've spent years of my life thinking i have this and i STILL think i have it but she says i don't because of my past grades (i still had the symptoms back then too) i'm just so confused

What.The.Everloving.Fuck.

I feel like I should write an open letter to everyone everywhere about this whole school performance thing in regards to ADHD. In fact, I’m going to do that. Next week on one of my personal blogs. I’ll link it here for you guys to spread around. I am absolutely fed up with this attitude, especially among the professionals who should fucking know better.

Anyone who has a story about this that I can quote (either anonymously or with links to your tumblr or whatever), please send me your story! It can be about doing well in school or not doing well in school, and please include when you were diagnosed (like, how old you were) and what kind of difficulty you had regarding getting diagnosed. I’ll do some research (like, with studies) but if you already know of some papers, please let me know about those as well.

Sorry for the swearing, you guys know I try not to do that, but this is really pissing me off.

-J

Hey guys

So I’ve seen many of these before. I’ve reblogged many posts such as this. Ive tried helping others by rebooting their stories. But now I need help. I don’t usually ask for help, not until well..now. I’m in a not so great situation and really need your help.

I’m currently stuck in an emotional abusive situation with my ex. Only a small amount of people know this and now you do as well. They have locked me out of the apt for hours just so they could have a date over, used the wrong pronouns on purpose to try and make me come out fully before I’m ready, stole money from me, let others use my stuff without asking, have made me believe I’m the worst person on this planet and it’s my fault. There’s a bit more to it than that but I’d really rather not go into detail. Also if you know my ex please for the love of everything do not let them know of this. The more hidden I have it the easier it is to escape this hell.

I didn’t realize some of these actions or the words they have used were not normal. After two years I had I guess gotten used to it. It has gotten to the point that I had two friends talk me out of suicide. I thought if I just disappeared it would make other people’s lives easier.

I have been trying to sell my stuff but have either had no luck or have made maybe just a few bucks. I just need enough to be able to leave this place, hopefully get out of Texas. I have an idea of where I’d like to go that’s safe but I’m still researching it. If you guys could reblog this or hopefully donate even a dollar it would help a lot. I can even do a small drawing to make up for donations. If you want to help here’s my PayPal link.

paypal.me/rogueswolfe

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Iggy.

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So over the past few months I’ve been limiting my dairy and meat intake while increasing my veggies and fruit in a means to live an overall healthier lifestyle. I found it easy to cut out cheese (surprisingly), milk, most eggs and cut out excess meat but I’m not perfect. Before doing this I already ate roughly ten times a day to fuel my body with all my daily activities so changing my diet caused me to increase my meals even more. This shit is not easy guys!!! I know I eat a balanced diet and I feel like I study nutrition more than the average person so to those making an abrupt switch to becoming vegan/ plant based is something i believe would very hard to do. Plan ahead guys and do your research, develop a meal plan to ensure you get in all your vitamins, proteins and nutrients. Protein shakes and broccoli won’t cut it and you’ll find yourself loosing gains in the gym, tired and you’ll crash. I love the idea of a plant based diet but like anything else…DEVELOP A PLAN OF ACTION.. to all my vegan/ plant based friends please feel free to share your transition to your lifestyle to help us all 🙏 btw this Cookie was delicious…no fucks givin. #nutrition #food #plantbased #goals #gains #food #eatsmart #me #instagood #healthy #loveyourself #cookies #chocolatechipcookies #workout #gymlife #determination #lifestyle #yogi #crossfit #bodybuilding #eatright #instalike #instafit #igdaily #bodyweight #calisthenics #nofucksgiven #life #yoga

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So I saw something saying that cis people shouldn’t write trans au’s because they often end up fetishising trans people or representing them incorrectly. I am in fact cis and I am extremely sorry if I offend any trans, gender queer, or any other person by writing the Trans Lance series. I do my bet to do my research and represent things as accurately as I can. If I get something wrong or represent something in a way it shouldn’t be then please let me know so I can fix it.

Dumb american laws by state
  1. Okay. I know this is really long, but this post took me 5 hours of research so please read and reblog. I only have a few followers, so please reblog it you guys. Unless otherwise stated these are active laws (though many no rational person would actually try to arrest you for)

In Alabama:

1. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

2. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

3. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

4. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

5. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

6. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.


In Alaska:

7. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

8. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.


In Arizona:

9. Hunting camels is prohibited.

10. Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

11. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

12. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

13: In  Mohave county, Arizona,  A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.


In Arkansas:

14. It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

15. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

16. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.


In California:

17. You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

18. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

19. Women may not drive in a house coat.

20. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

21. In Arcadia,  Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

22. In Blythe,  You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.


In Colorado:

23. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

24.In Alamosa, Throwing missiles at cars is illegal

25. In Aspen, catapults may not be fired at buildings.

26. In Boulder, It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property. 

27. Also in Boulder, Boulders may not be rolled on city property


In Connecticut:

28. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

29. In Devon, It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

30. In Hartford, You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.


In Delaware:

31.  It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink

32. In Rehoboth Beach,  Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.


In Florida:

33. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner

34 .If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

35. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

36. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

37. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal


In Georgia:

38. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

39. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

40. In Acworth, All citizens must own a rake.

41. In Athens-Clark County, If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.

42. In  Athens-Clark County, It is illegal to make a disturbing sound at a fair


In Hawaii:

43.  Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.


In Idaho:

44.  You may not fish on a camel’s back.

45. In Boise, Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

46. In Pocatello, A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.


In Illinois:

45. Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so

46. It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

47.You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

48. In Chicago, Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

49. In Chicago, It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

50. Chicago, It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

51. In Chicago, It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.


In Indiana:

52. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide

53. It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

54. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

55. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.

56.  A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.

57. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.


In Iowa:

58. A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

59. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

60. All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.

61. In Marshalltown, Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

62. In Mount Vernon, One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.


In Kansas:

63. Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

64.The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

65. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

66. In Derby, Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.

67. In Lawrence, No one may wear a bee in their hat

68. In Topeka, No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.


In Kentucky:

69. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

70. In Fort Thomas, Dogs may not molest cars


In Louisiana

71. Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

72.  It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.

73. It is illegal to gargle in public places.

74. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

75. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.

76. It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers

77. One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.

78. Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.

79. Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.


In Maine:

80. You may not step out of a plane in flight.

81. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up

82. In Augusta, To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.

83, In Wells, Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

84. In South Berwick, It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts


In Maryland:

85.  Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

86. In Baltimore,It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

87. In Baltimore, It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. 


In Massachusetts:

88. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday

89.  It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.

90. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

91. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches

92. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

93. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.


In Michigan:

94.  Persons may not be drunk on trains

95.  It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber

96. No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

97. A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.


In Minnesota:

98. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head

99.  All bathtubs must have feet.


In Mississippi:

100. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

101. In Tylertown, It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.


In Missouri:

102. In Columbia,You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.

  103. In Kansas City, Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

104. In Natchez, It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants

105. In St. Louis, It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.


In Montana:

106. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone

107. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

108. In Helena, It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.


In Nebraska:

109. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

110.  It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

111. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

112. It is Illegal to go whale fishing


In Nevada:

113. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

114. In Reno, It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.


In New Hampshire:

115. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

116. It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach

117. In Claremont, In cemeteries it is illegal to: get drunk, picnic, enter at night, and enter by one’s self if that person is younger than 10

118. In White Mountain National Park, If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ”maintaining the national forest without a permit”.


In New Jersey:

119. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

120.  You cannot pump your own gas.

121. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season

122. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

123. You may not slurp your soup.

124. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

125. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.


In New Mexico:

126. Idiots may not vote. Proof below

(Full text of law as proof: CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO ADOPTED JANUARY 21, 1911 Article VII. Elective Franchise Section 1. [Qualifications of voters; absentee voting; school elections; registration.]Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections.)

127. In Las Cruces, You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.


In New York:

128. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

129. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

130. The penalty for jumping off a building is death  (Isn’t that why someone would jump!!!!)

131. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

132. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

133. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

134. Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

135. In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

136. In Ocean City,  People may not slurp their soup.

137.  In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.


In North Carolina.

138. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

139. If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

140. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

141. It’s against the law to sing off key.

142. Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume. (BUT HALLOWEEN!)

143. Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

144. In Barber, Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.


In North Dakota:

145. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

146.  Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

147. In Fargo, One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.


In Ohio:

148. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

149. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

150. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

151. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

152. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

153. In Akron, It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

154. In Bay Village, It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

155. In Canton, If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.


In Oklahoma:

156.  It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo

157. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

158.  Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

159. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

160.  Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property

161. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

162.  No one may spit on a sidewalk.

163. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

164. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

165. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

166. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus

167. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.


In Oregon:

168.   One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway

169.  It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

170.   Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

171. Drivers may not pump their own gas

172.  A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

173. An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

174.  It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

175. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

176. canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

177. In Marion, You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.


In Pennsylvania:

178. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

179. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass

180.   It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

181. You may not catch a fish with your hands.

182.  A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

183.  Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

184. You may not sing in the bathtub.


In Rhode Island:

185. Ropes may not be strung across a highway.

186. No one may bite off anothers leg.

187. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

188.  It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.


In South Carolina:

189. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

190.  A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

191.  Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.


In South Dakota:

192.  No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants

193.  It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.


In Tennessee:

194.  Students may not hold hands while at school.

195.  It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

196.  It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

197. Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

198. Hollow logs may not be sold.

199. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

200. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.


In Texas:

201. One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

202. It is illegal to sell one’s eye

203. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

204.  It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

205.  It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

206. In Austin,  Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

207. In Clarendon,  It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.


In Utah:

208. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

209.  It is against the law to fish from horseback

210. It is illegal not to drink milk.

211. Birds have the right of way on all highways.

212. In Provo, Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.


In Vermont:

213.  Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

214.  At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.


In Virginia:

215.  It is illegal to tickle women.

216.   No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

217.  In Culpeper,  No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

218. In Norfolk, Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.


In Washington:

219.  The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

220.  No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

221.  X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

222. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

223. All lollipops are banned.

224. It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.


In West Virginia:

225.  Whistling underwater is prohibited.

226.  It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

227.  It is illegal to snooze on a train.

228.  A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.

229.  If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined

230. In Alderson,   One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.


In Wisconsin:

231.  State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

232.  It is illegal to kiss on a train.

233.  Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

234. One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

235.  At one time, margarine was illegal.

236.   It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

237. It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

238. Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.


In Wyoming:

239.  If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

240.  It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.

241.  Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.

242.  You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

i’m coming to get you

Anon: If you’re still doing them, could you do number 83 from the ways to say I love you list?

as you wish. :)

p.s. I tried doing some research on how the london underground / bus system works, but all I managed to do was make myself very confused (also it was never stated where simon and penny’s flat is so ? train / bus schedules and stuff ???). 

basically I just went by my general knowledge of these things (which could be crap) and wrote. so, i’m sorry if there are any mistakes. please excuse my foreign person ignorance. enjoy. 


83. “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”

SIMON

It’s dark out by the time our assignment is done. My group members – two guys named Luke and James, and a weedy girl named Mia – live in the same area of London, so they all decide to hitch a ride back in James’s car. James takes the completed project back with him; he’ll hand it in to the professor tomorrow.

They’d offered to send me home too, but I told them that I’d be fine. Mine and Penny’s apartment was a little too out of their way, and I didn’t want them to be driving in circles. Besides, London has a perfectly good underground system. 

The last train back to our place leaves at eleven. Which should be fine. I’ll just stay back at the café the bunch of us met up in and finish some of my other college work before going home.

I’ve just finished my History assignment when one of the waitresses taps me on the shoulder. I look up at her.

“I’m sorry to interrupt, sir,” she says, “but we’re closing the shop now.”

Already? I frown and check my phone.

11:15 PM. Merlin and Morgana.

“Thanks,” I tell her, hurriedly packing all my stuff back into my bag. I’m out the door in a minute.

There’s hardly anyone left on the streets. Some guys seem to be having a scuffle at a pub down the road, and there’s a middle-aged lady walking up the street talking into her phone, but besides them, I’m alone.

I sigh and take out my phone from my pocket. If I missed the last train, then my only other option is to get a night bus back to our flat. The problem is, I don’t know where the nearest bus stop is. This part of London is unfamiliar to me.

I’ll just ask Penelope. Or Baz. No, not Baz; he told me he’d be studying the whole evening. He’s probably already asleep. And tired.

Maybe I could just fly home…

I call Penelope. It rings three times. Four times. Five. But she doesn’t pick up. Maybe she’s asleep too. I guess I don’t have a choice then.

Baz picks up on the third ring. “Hello?” he says. His voice is husky and laced with sleep.

“Baz. Sorry. Were you asleep?”

“Yeah,” he says, and I feel bad. “It’s okay. What is it?”

“Uh – listen, I kind of missed the last train back to our apartment, and I’m not sure where to find a bus stop from here…”

“You’re still at the café?” he asks.

“Yeah. I mean, I’m outside the café now. They’re closed.”

“Where are you, exactly? Do you know?”

I read out the street sign to him, and then I hear shuffling on the other end.

“Okay,” he says. “I’m on my way.”

I blink. “What – Baz, no. I just need directions to a bus stop. What are you doing?”

“First of all, I can’t give you directions because I don’t know how to. I’ve rarely gone to that part of town. I just know how to get there. And secondly, it’s a half hour to midnight. I’m not letting you go back on your own.”

“Baz, really–”

He cuts me off. “Simon, don’t be an idiot. Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”

I sigh. There’s no use fighting with Baz once he’s decided on something. “Fine,” I mutter.

He hangs up, and I find a bench to sit on while waiting for him.

-

Baz pulls up in his car ten minutes later. I get off the bench, and he leans over and opens the passenger side door for me.

“You didn’t have to do this,” I say as I slide into the seat.

“Don’t be stupid,” he says. “Of course I did.” He’s wearing the same shirt I saw him in this afternoon, and a jacket he must have thrown on, on the way here. His hair falls messily around his face.

He pulls out onto the road, and I search for his hand, squeezing it when I find it. “Thank you,” I say.

He threads his fingers through mine and squeezes back. “Don’t mention it.”

We drive for a while, talking about our day and Baz’s finals next week. Then he asks, “Do you want to go back to your apartment?”

I look at him. “Where else would I go?”

He raises an eyebrow, but keeps his eyes on the road. He knocks his elbow into mine. “We could go back to mine,” he says, almost shyly. “If you want to.”

A small grin slowly grows on my face, and I nod. “Okay.”

He nods, too, turning briefly to smile at me. “Okay,” he says.

I turn away and look out the window. The city lights whiz past us in blurs of yellow and blue and green.


i am no longer accepting requests, but do check out the list of one hundred ways to say i love you anyway because it’s really great

Hey guys! I’m doing a research project for my language class, and I would really appreciate if you could take the time to answer this quick survey my group and I put together (The link is here). It’s looking at regional dialects and how we have different words for different things both here in the US and in other countries, and we’d really love to get as many responses as possible! 

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OKAY YOU GUYS IDK IF ANYONE HAS POSTED ABOUT THIS YET BUT

THE POST RE: THE CANCELLATION OF ADVENTURE TIME BECAUSE OF HOMOEROTIC OVERTONES IS FALSE. 

The OP, ask-cyberponies, seems to like to post random false cancellation notices to get notes. 

Example

The blog owner has already been called out for this. The person has taken the original post down.

Please stop spreading this post around. And please do your research before spreading something as sensational as this occurs, as it may cause a great deal of panic and chaos on something that isn’t true.

A lot of you ask me questions about drugs, and I answer some of them. But although I may not know you personally, but I do care about each and every follower I have. Please think before you start taking drugs, do research. Know what you’re getting yourself into. I might seem like I don’t care. But I do. Have fun, just be safe guys, if any of you need to talk, I’m always here.

weisess  asked:

Apparently there were people fat shaming Youngjae recently? Do you know anything about that? I assume it was during or in the aftermath of ISAC somewhere in SNS-land but /: IDK. Honestly how could people be so full to the brim with horse crap? You don't even look at a person for who they are. Or even logic. That man probably does cardio for hours every day when he's not doing vocal lessons, writing songs, or sleeping. smh I want to know what happened, bc the perpetrators need Exposure(TM) tbh

Hi dear, 

Oh really? I didn’t know about that? Oh gosh.  How could they? Have they seen the photo of Youngjae during ISAC? He was getting skinnier each day. I was actually worried about him because I don’t want him to be so skinny like Mark or Bam Bam (sorry guys) He needs to eat more and no more dieting. He lose so much weight especially every comeback. People need to stop bashing or criticize Youngjae. Leave that kid alone. If you’re so bored go play at the park or read some books. 

Did you see these?Look at those arms and legs? 

My advice to these people please do some research before criticizing people or if you don’t really know that person just keep quiet. 

PSA: Don't take baby bunnies home before 10 weeks old.

There are a lot of people taking baby bunnies home too early. It’s just as much your fault as the person you’re getting them from. Do your research! 8 weeks is the youngest you should even consider yet I’m seeing pictures of you guys with 5-6 week old kits in their “fluffy cute stage”. Please understand that 10-12 weeks or 2.5-3 months gives baby bunnies enough time to be weaned properly and develop a healthy GI tract/good gut bacteria that can withstand the stress of new environments and people and food. Essentially taking a bunny home too young can affect its health for its entire life. It is so irresponsible and selfish. Please don’t take baby bunnies home before they are 2.5-3 months old.

We Both Go Down Together

Thanks for the Skimmons prompts everyone! Feel free to keep sending them my way!

This story is based on this prompt I received from an anon and titled after The Decemberists song of the same name that really has nothing to do with the story at all.

This story is a little random but I hope this is what you had in mind anon!

Prompt: Simmons finds Skye in her lab coat, for whatever reason, and she finds it really hot.

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