- me: *writes in a tumblr grapholect easily recognized by most who use this hellsite*
- them: I have no idea what a grapholect is. I am going to attempt to correct your grammar, because of this, when I'm not even using the same grapholect as you.
- me: so ur a pretentious, ignorant, prescriptivist, ableist, piece of trash, i gotchu.
So I found this bi discourse relic (biphobiabullshit) and it's literally just Ace Discourse: The Prequel