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Our Library.

Claim Your Prize - Smut

Originally posted by stilinski-jpeg

Author: @dumbass-stilinski and @ninja-stiles
Rating: NSFW 18+
Pairing: Void!Stiles/Reader
Words: 2,154
AN: HI here is a collab I did with the lovely @ninja-stiles! We did some research into the game Go and it’s actually pretty interesting. Fun fact you can download a free version for your phone and play around with it. It’s a bit like chess, tbh. Anyway, enjoy the filth, we both felt like we needed some Void in our lives.

You sighed, lining up the white and black stones at either end of the board. There was a light breeze blowing in through the doors that you had propped open that led out to the back porch. You were hoping he’d show up, setting up the game you knew he liked as an open invitation. Sure, you knew he was dangerous, but that’s what made it so exciting. You leaned forwards, your elbows on your knees, and moved the first stone. Leaning over, you moved a black stone next to your first piece, biting your bottom lip between your teeth as you contemplated your next move.

“You know that game is meant to be played with two people.”

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Claim Your Prize

Pairing: Void Stiles x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles and @dumbass-stilinski

Words: 2154

Warnings: Oral (both receiving and giving), fingering, rough fucking

Author’s Note: This is a collab I did with Steff and I’ve gotta say, the way she writes, I can’t even. omg. So we did void because void is life, so I hope you guys enjoy this smutty fic.

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“I’m sure the Library will be in good hands.”

My fave crewt isnt just them being cute and holding hands and sharing scarves while giggling but also these two antisocial dingus’ being seen as Those Weirdos Over There wherever they go because it’s the noodly ginger who keeps staring at the ground and mumbling what you highly suspect are insults while his suitcase growls ominously and his boyfriend/bodyguard, Credence “Resting Murderface” Barebones, isn’t saying shit but is staring at people in a way to make everyone highly suspect he may in fact, be a serial killer

Of the two, the one with the serial-killer stare is the more socially adept. Because at least he isn’t prone to suddenly climbing over people/buildings because a neat looking bird went by

does anyone else get stoned and then watch green day interviews where they’re also stoned and, like, your third eye is open so you understand the band on a completely different level………like you see into their souls………..

my life is currently comprised of getting stoned at midnight and then eating trader joes mochi while i watch old episodes of the fckin millionaire matchmaker on my friend’s hulu account bc it’s the only time I have to myself anymore at all lmao

i honestly don’t care if people block me anymore i’m tired of the discourse

Anyone else wish that all the male characters in Grace & Frankie would FUCK RIGHT OFF? I’ve nearly finished season 3, and whilst I’ve loved every scene with G&F, and Brianna (❤🔥) and her sister who’s name I can’t remember because BRIANNA (❤🔥), I’ve found myself growling at the TV and yelling “I don’t care” whenever the dudes are on screen. The only exception is Jacob because hello… GILF! The show is called Grace & Frankie, not Grace & Frankie and their annoying as fuck ex-husbands and pathetic sons.

i almost got tired of getting stoned and watching ufc but then i spent all night working on a seven-page paper and still have a few hours worth of stupid bullshit to do and now sm0k1nG w33d sounds like a great pastime