get real stupid

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tell me more about jay halstead’s past [28/∞]

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LQ Persicope Footage of Sam Heughan & Catriona Balfe being adorable on the black carpet at the Outlander NYC Premiere/Tartan Affair.

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headcanon: damen writes really cute, flirty (and probably filthy) love poetry to laurent (in perfect veretian, cuz damen’s a smartass)

laurent decides to return the favor but his akielon is a little rusty so he gets help from nikandros (who really doesn’t get paid enough for this)

(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

emerald-imperial  asked:

How do you write so much so fast?? Seems like every time I blink you've put out a flawless 9k chapter of something, and I'm over here s u f f e r i n g to get to at least 4k,,, (My current theory is that you are a robot- Evidence A: You type a million words a minute. Evidence B: You fail at 'I'm not a robot' security tests). Anyway, pls teach me your ways, O Master of Fics

Haha awww thank you!!! <3 <3 <3

I’m not really sure!! I do type fast and unlike a lot of people (maybe?) I don’t do much/any planning beforehand. It’s sort of just chug and go. I also don’t have any padding for my fics (I never write ahead) and don’t have a beta. I usually type a chapter in one night (6-10k) and edit in another night and that’s it! My pace has kind of slowed down recently bc of work/school/responsibilities but the process hasn’t changed much hahaha

ALSO DON’T CALL ME OUT FOR THE ROBOT SECURITY TESTS lolololol I’m not good under pressure ok??? ok??? and as for your Evidence A:

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The many faces of Hannes Braun from Kissin’ Dynamite

hey super longtime friends

I just got another email about the Eriol/Tomoyo smut I wrote I think in 2001 - Lie to Me. For unknown reasons its got some sort of weird semi-legendary status as being worth reading (its not, from what I remember it sounds like a depressed 20-year-old wrote it, which it was) and I get asked about it every so often.

Unfortunately it got taken down during the NC17 purge (I know, I know) and of course it had been saved on a floppy or a CD disk that is long since lying in a landfill.

Has anybody saved a copy of it? I checked Wayback the last time I was asked, and as far as I could tell it wasn’t saved there, either, although possibly it might be in a saved version of fenya.net.

Help?

Ted Cruz admits to being the Zodiac Killer while drunk: Ted Booze

Ted Cruz falls asleep after a good day of murder: Ted Snooze

Ted Cruz listens to sad music while hiding a body: Ted Blues

Ted Cruz gets punched by one of his victims: Ted Bruise

Ted Cruz gets creative and makes a poison for a victim: Ted Brews

Ted Cruz murders someone in a Vans store: Ted Shoes

Ted Cruz pretends to be a cow to sneak up behind a victim: Ted Moos

Ted Cruz celebrates his fiftieth murder with a dance party: Ted Grooves

Ted Cruz explains the various colors of strangle victims: Ted Hues

And my fav;

When Ted Cruz attends a conference about why serial killers are bad people, what does he do? Ted Boos

TG: hey
TG: how are you doing the ass feeling any better
CG: I THINK IT’S PRETTY FUCKING APPARENT THAT MY ASS WON’T BE DOING ANY BETTER FOR ANOTHER WEEK AT THE EARLIEST. I MEAN FUCK, IT MIGHT EVEN BRUISE THIS TIME…

Had an rp with this guy about a catholic schoolstuck kinda thing so i drew a shit
they get in trouble a lot