get ready to unfollow me

in addition to the immensely popular red queen network @daddymavennet i am also considering making a cal fieri network and a mare spitting queen network just so the holy trinity can be complete

anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say that... Ahem... BLUE RULES! SUCK IT RED!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Red Team, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in being good at identifying better teams, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret spying missions from Sarge on blue base, and I have seen over 300 confirmed team-kills in blue base. I am trained in better team identification and I’m the top best friend in the entire Red Team secret friend meetings. You are nothing to me but just another dirty blue. I will make you like red better with facts the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Red Command across the all of space and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the subtle lesson in proper team acknowledgement, maggot. The storm that shows you why it’s bad to like the pathetic little thing you call blue team. You’re fucking about to like red team, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can teach you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my red team adoration. Not only am I extensively trained in collecting information about how cute the reds are, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Donut’s red team family picture albums and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable blue team off the front of your brain, you little shit. If only you could have known what absolute love and adoration for reds your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit love and red team friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking about to love Red team, kiddo.


DRAW YOUR MUTUALS!!!: @weenie-kun

  • …honestly, how did i land weenie as a mutal?? im as amazed as you are
  • is prolly getting ready to unfollow me now, but PLEASE DONT
  • thats the only way ive managed to impress @gatsca so far, he wont think im cool if you unfollow me :(
  • anyways
  • is a bean?
  • to me more like a water ballon half filled with something other than water
  • magic? depression? art? we may never know
  • amazing artist, really great  and poses and drawing legs
  • seriously their sketches are somehow fluid as water, and clean as clorox
  • likes mettaton a lot
  • also minor fashion designer? draws really cute dresses on boys all the time
  • is so friggin mysterious but so powerful???
  • i can never tell how they feel or what theyre thinking
  • i both want to know and am terrified by what goes on in their mind
  • i get serious saitama from one punch vibes
  • total meme lord
  • i think they only follow me for the fashion reblogs and the animal posts, which is cool
  • i just want you to know youre a huge art inspiration to me, and an even huger ego boost so thanks
  • i would tell you guys to follow them, but chances are you already do

demis new single comes out in a couple hours so if you dont like her or dont like me reblogging her get ready to unfollow bc im gonna spam the shit out of it