get ready to not see me for a month


I’ve been seeing the same POT for a month now. Yesterday was our fourth meet and I was going to mentally declare him an SD from now on. You’d better believe that was C A N C E L L E D.

After spending two hours getting ready, I drove another two hours in the snow in Toronto traffic to meet this man at a restaurant for our date. I got there, grabbed a table and sat down when he texted me saying he fell asleep and to order for him because he would be there soon. This really pissed me off because the last time we met up he was an hour late, and the time before that he was off by 20 minutes. Now, I had already spent money and time driving to the restaurant so my ass was NOT about to turn around and leave. No, I knew he would come, even if it took 2 hours. And it did. Straight up, two hours.

Luckily my boyfriend came and saved the day by covering my tab and letting me use his laptop to charge my phone in the restaurant. He stayed with me until this man arrived.

I walked out to his car, smiling and pretending everything was okay, because my ass already had a plan.

There was no way I’d be fucking and sucking this dude tonight. No way in hell! Had it been a vanilla man I would’ve already blocked his number and forgot his name but I was going to suck this man dry of every hour of my time that he wasted.

I turned to him, smiling and said, “babe, do you want to go to the mall?”

You’d better believe his ass took me to the Eaton Center, scrambling to make up for tonight. I had him withdraw $2,000 cash and buy me $400 worth of Steve Madden and Aritzia gear. Then, before it was time to leave, “I have to go to the bathroom,” I said, “I’ll meet you outside once you grab the car from the parking garage.”

And what the fuck did I do? I grabbed an Uber and hauled my ass back home. If anyone saw a young woman running down the street in Louboutins and an arm full of shopping bags last night, that was me.

After two hours of texting him and pretending I couldn’t find him outside, he got the hint.


Sometimes you see a post and you think, “I didn’t know my OC made a tumblr behind my back!” Because I saw this post over here a few days ago, and I wanted to draw this. So here’s my son again.

A Quick PSA

This blog will be on a semi hiatus starting on the 28th of December until January 1st or 2nd. I will be traveling to see my boyfriend up in Michigan! :) If I do post, it’s because I got inspiration from him (he’s actually why I started this blog!) Anyway, I will have this reblogged/queued a few times just in case!

Reconciliation Narrative

So I think it’s pretty obvious by now that there is a clear reconciliation narrative in the works here for OT5 in the past three months, lets take a look see. 

First off, let’s start with Ziall: 

So November 20 the AMAs aired and there we had our first in person public interaction since March 2015. 

This moment was conveniently caught by someone who just happened to be a fan. Also note Niall’s face in the first gif and his eyes glance to Zayn and back, also look at his hand quivering as he gets ready for the big moment. Looks pretty planned if you ask me. Basically, it seems likely this was planned by new team as our first step to and OT5 reconciliation.  

Next was Ziam (cry with me):

there’s more

and more

The last time Ziam publicly acknowledged each other was in March 2016 if I’m remembering right, in which Zayn talked about being the closest to Liam and all that. Then suddenly all the Ziam seeding just stopped. Many of us thought it would lead to a public ziam reunion (collab?) but maybe things got shifted and it was put on hold, until now. Also note that @liam hasn’t wished Zayn happy b-day on twitter since 2013.. so why now??

Ok now on to Zouis:

First, Zayn publicly reaches out to Louis on twitter in December for the first time since May 2015. 

then Louis gives Zayn a positive shoutout:

and then just today (18 Jan) Louis is asked about Zayn again and clears any doubts of a feud by saying they talk: 

This generated a lot of public press saying how Zouis are good again and what not. 

So if we tally this up: 

Ziall: 1

Ziam: 1

Zouis: 3

Zarry: ???

I’m optimistic that with Harry’s birthday coming up in a couple weeks, @Zayn could wish him on twitter and boom Zarry are on good terms through the fandom’s eye as well. 

it seems like Zouis is being pushed more than the other ships recently. I, as well as many other bloggers think this could be leading to a reunion at the brits. Maybe Zayn will win an award for pilllowtalk and Louis will congratulate, or Louis will accept for History and ask Zayn to accept with him? Maybe we’ll get a bro selfie? red carpet reunion? Whatever it is, I’m confident there will be something. 

I dunno why I made this. I guess it’s just to keep everything in one place. Everything’s been happening so fast paced lately after months of nothing that I haven’t had much time to look back and analyze. I do remain optimistic that change and good things are on the way. We just have to be patient :)

My 30-Days of Gratitude Challenge (May)

As promised, I have my challenge ready for you just in time for May! If you have any additional questions, let me know! For the days marked “On your own day” that just means you get to come up with something that you are grateful for. 

I would love to see how your journals come along as this month goes! Tag me or submit your 30-Days of Gratitude pages to me! At the end of May, I will feature all of them in one huge post! Happy journaling! 

1. Something you like about yourself. 

2. A person that makes you happy just by thinking about them. 

3. The best gift you ever received. 

4. On your own day. 

5. A color that makes you smile. 

6. The best moment you had this week. 

7. Your favorite book. 

8. A talent that you have that you are thankful for. 

9.  On your own day. 

10. The smallest best thing in your life. 

11. A memory that brings warm feelings. 

12. A scent you are thankful for. 

13. On your own day. 

14.  Someone that motivates you. 

15.  A song that makes you want to dance.

16. Your favorite animal. 

17. A place you want to travel to someday. 

18. Something you are committed to.

19. Your favorite food. 

20. On your own day. 

21. Something you dream to become. 

22. Your favorite show or movie. 

23. A season you love. 

24. On your own day. 

25. Your favorite piece of clothing. 

26. Something that inspires you.

27. Your favorite taste. 

28. A physical part of yourself that you are grateful for. 

29. Your favorite holiday.

30.  On your own day. 

When We Got Scared

Here is Part Five of “Our Love Story”  

Pairing: Jared x Reader
Words:   1123

Read When We Met
Read When We Hid Our Feelings
Read When We Admitted Our Feelings
Read When We Fell In Love

A/N: If you would like to be tagged in anything, send me an ask. (I don’t always see replies and reblogs).

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        It had been almost six months since you had been dating Jared. You had clothes and things at his place. He had clothes and things at yours. You never really knew who’s place you would be at, so you were always ready no matter what.

           You slid out of your bed, out from under Jared’s arm, to get ready to go to work. He apparently didn’t have to film, or at a late call time, because he hadn’t stirred when your alarm went off.

           You walked into the bathroom and stood at the sink. Jared’s toothbrush was next to yours in the cup. His razor was on the edge of the sink. One of his t-shirts was in the floor behind you. His shampoo and soap was in the shower.

           All of a sudden, it was a little too much. And you didn’t know why or how you felt that way. And it scared you.

           You hurriedly got dressed, wanting to get out of the apartment before Jared woke up. You needed to think and clear your head.

           You were heading out the door when you heard Jared’s alarm. You closed and locked the door before he could even get out of bed.

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2k follow 4ever/my will

i honestly never though i’d see the day… like i can’t thank yall enough because these past few months have been some of the most memorable times of my life, i’ve made memories i’ll never forget and truly changed as a person. no matter what happens, this will always have been worth it. it’s been so crazy and so incredibly fun. get ready to get fucky. 

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KRYOLAN are my go-to brand when it comes to most of my makeup needs, especially when Halloween rolls around. You will see me using many of their specialist products within my tutorials. 

I know many of you are looking for effective yet easy costumes for this Halloween, and Kryolan have got you covered! 
They have put together SFX kits that make achieving a specific look a breeze. So whether you want to be a Zombie, a Skull, or even a Fairy, their ready-made kits can get you there with all the necessary makeup products, tools and step-by-step guides. 

So this month Kryolan have added 4 new SFX kits to their already popular existing sets:  

The Zombie Kit 
The Sugar Skull Kit

The 4 new kits they have put together are: 

The Crazy Doll Kit
The Pop Art Gal Kit
The Fairy Girl Kit
The Flaming Skull Kit

I have The Flaming Skull pouch here to show you exact what you can expect from your purchase. 
As you can see, you receive everything you need to achieve the look! 

Included in the kit is: 
x4 Aqua Colour Paints in Black, White, Orange & Yellow. 
These are fabulously pigmented and brilliantly vibrant. 

1x Hair Color Spray Can 
This is perfect for covering your own hair or a wig. They have a wide variety of colours on the website too, from dark to vivid shades. 

1x Round makeup sponge for the base application.

1x Training Brush 8 - A synthetic brush that works great with paint. It’s flat and rectangular in shape, which is perfect for laying down product quickly with ease.
1x Torey Round Brush 3 - A synthetic brush made from Japanese fibres. It’s thin and tapers to a point which is great for detailed work and lines. 

And lastly, a step-by-step guide on how achieve the Flaming Skull look!

The kits varies in price as each pouch contains different products and tools to achieve the look specific to the contents. 
The Flaming Skull kit is super affordable at just £21.95

Head on over to their website to see the prices of each set, and to see all the other products they sell. 

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weightlossfrom248lbs submitted: 

 Slightly embarrassing to post this, but I’ve come back from Glastonbury Festival feeling down about my appearance because I ate badly whilst there. I just thought I’d check out some before pics and forgot that this one existed!!

Not 100% sure on the weight in the left pic, but I’m assuming around 230-240lbs, UK size 18-20 (not my heaviest). The right pic was taken about a week or so ago, getting ready for the festival (hence the wellies lol) and I was 163lbs and a UK size 10-12.

It’s taken me approx 6 months to lose 80lbs, although admittedly this past month I’ve been much less strict on myself (hay it is Summer afterall).

Plenty of veg and even more water 💦

Hopefully this will give a couple of u the motivation to keep going! It does get easier and it is SO worth it.

If you have any Qs, just hit me up and I’d be happy to answer ☺️

— Motivation: See more Before and After weight loss pictures  or  SUBMIT

you've all heard of me having no chill over the darkest minds now get ready for: me having no chill over passenger

•when Etta brings Nicholas to 2016 one of his favorite parts about it is that he can record Etta playing violin and listen to it whenever he wants on her ‘sorcery box’

•poor modest child he sees a Victoria’s Secret billboard and it’s just like 😧😧😧 Etta she’s practically nAKED!!!

•"I’ve worked on a ship that went 3 whole months without stopping at land with 50 unbathed men and it smelled better than that" -Nicholas the first time he passes a hollister

•also when they go to ship museums he calls bullshit on half the facts there and Etta’s like u sure and he’s like “eTTA I LIVED IT I KNOW”

•Etta would show him FaceTime and he’d be super excited like omg Etta I can see you how did you get in this little box!!!!!

•Etta calls him cute when she’s showing him something bc he is omg his face completely lights up and he spends a long time inspecting it and trying to figure it out

•walks most places even if it’s inconvenient bc he hates the feeling of being in a car

•he thinks Etta looks good when she’s gone 5 days without a shower on a time travel adventure hoooo buddy lemme tell you the first time they go on a date he spends like the whole time blatantly staring at her bc she looks so good like hot damn

•usually uses a sounds machine that sounds like the ocean to fall asleep

•gets scared by the toaster every time smh nerd

•they watch pirates of the Caribbean together and he tells Etta “now I know where you get it” but also points out historical inaccuracies the whole time

•gets lit at Barnes and Noble Etta can tell he wants to buy all of them but he comes back with like one and she’s like??? buy stuff what I know you want to read more than that I’ll pay for it go buy all the books you want amd eventually she convinces him to get more than the both of them can carry together and the walk home is a long one. she later jokes that it was a good workout so she can swing a sword and beat up bad guys better

•at first it’s an absolute culture shock she teaches him to use Wikipedia and Google and he spends a bunch of time looking at important African American figures and it gives him a lot of faith in this century

teachingpanda  asked:

Feel like shipping me? 😘

Of course ^.^

I ship you with Barry Allen. 

I honestly have shipped you with Barry for like months now, but never really sat down and put reasons to why? Now is the time I guess lol

Okay so for starters, I think he will be very understanding of your anxiety. I think he will do everything in his power to keep you safe and happy.

He loves cuddles. You will get at least (300) kisses on the cheek throughout the day so be ready.

I don’t really see him as the type to like anime and manga? He will 300% be down for reading/watching it with you though.

He has heart eyes. Very dangerous when walking. He will run into a poll while staring at you so be warned.

I kinda see him as not being a cat person? But like the on the fence type of not a cat person. Like he is a one cat cat person. 

Give him a cute silly nickname and the man melts.

He fangirls over your writing. You cannot convince me that he is not your hype man for writing.

Will do couples cosplay with you. Even if he is dressed as a character he is not familiar with because he just wants you to be happy.

(I cannot find it in my heart to not give you a cheesy love song)

That was a REALLY good episode!  It had some weak stuff in the middle, and, again, felt like a bunch of it was spent killing time in retrospect waiting for Jasper to show up, but unlike other episodes that have had that problem it filled that time with genuinely cute moments and character interactions.  Gem Hunt comes in at my new #7 for season 3, between Steven Floats and Too Short to Ride, and my new #29 overall, between Rose’s Scabbard and Open Book.

I’m gonna go get ready for today’s Minecraft stream, and I’ll see you guys on Wednesday for the first episode of November proper, Crack the Whip, which sounds like an Amethyst episode.

In the meantime, if you’d like to help me pay my rent and bills (and this month has some expensive upcoming problems, please send help), check out my support page!  If you’re starving for more of my stuff, check out this link, which will show you my Youtube, my Twitch, the invite link to the community Discord channel, and my TVTropes page!  If you’re absolutely sick of my content and want something else to sink your teeth into, check out my recommended links!

anonymous asked:

"No he legit shot Elena with a crossbow in 5x06" I love how Damon legit did NOTHING, except look mildly irritated. He didn't even help her get the arrow out. Stefan was ready to fuck shit UP after Klaus slapped Elena in 3x05 and Klaus was an all powerful hybrid who enslaved Stefan for months, whereas Silas just wanted to find his woman. But DE are an OTP? Try again.

RIGHT THO? Stefan is literally saying, “Elena means nothing to me—” and Klaus hits her then Stefan just goes OFF

Saying Elena doesn’t matter to him went out the window, being the ripper for Klaus went out the window, like Stefan legit sees red at Elena being hurt and he just charges. And it’s the same thing with Elena when Stefan is hurt, like Elena gets agitated:

It is seriously like, do not mess with my I will legit fuck shit up if you harm them

But with DE, like Elena killed Jesse because he was about to kill Damon but that ride or die, touch him/touch her and I will kill you, I never got that sense from DE, more like if Elena breaks up with me then I’m killing everybody as opposed to if Elena’s in trouble then I’m going after you. Hell, when Damon “burned” Elena, Stefan deemed Julian responsible and so killed him.


whisper babe..i’m as good as it gets in this town. whisper babe..i’m a fever you can’t sweat out. these are my deepest thoughts and secrets under a microscope or under a spotlight. forgive me if i’m not quite ready to give them to you. it’s just such a different feeling..when i see you smiling and singing back to me, i’m still playing different pictures in my head that aren’t so pleasant. i’m doing my best now to live in the song and not just the meaning

Essays in Existentialism: Deaf II

I’d be so grateful if you’d continue ‘deaf’, it was so heartwarming.

Previously on Deaf

It took five official dates for Lexa to work up the courage to invite Clarke over to her own place for dinner. Just after the results from her test, and high on the ecstasy of her new promotion and vacation before her new assignment, the detective spent the day cleaning her little house and preparing.

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your name is forever written in ink [Percy - 4]

So here’s more of the Soulmate AU that you can read here. If you guys would like to see more, I would not be opposed to writing a final part in Annabeth’s POV. Let me know! xoxo

  • He didn’t know that it was possible, but he thinks that he loves Annabeth even more now. 
  • It’s been crazy for the past few months, with his parents getting ready to have a baby. They decide to move into a bigger apartment, so Percy packs up all of their stuff and helps them move into a new place with a bigger room for the nursery plus a new room for Percy. 
  • (He’s been thinking about getting an apartment with Annabeth because they’re both getting tired of the dorms, but he’s not going to tell his mom that right now.)
  • She’s gigantic. Percy’s never really been around pregnant women, but it’s gross and cool at the same time because his mom is literally growing a person inside of her.
  • Annabeth fawns over his mother a lot of the time now, cooking and doing the dishes while Sally rests and watches over her shoulders. It’s one of the best things that Percy has ever seen, Annabeth being in the kitchen and helping his mom, and he has to stop himself from thinking about what he’s going to do when they get back to her dorm after—
  • They find out that the baby is a girl, and his parents let him pick her name, which is—a big job because this kid is going to be called this every day for forever, and he can’t fuck this up. 

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— — — —

“Baby I miss you.”

“I know, sweetie. You have two months left on the tour then you get to see me.”

Kian Facetimes me every time he’s free to remind me how much he misses me but I couldn’t help it. I had no way to get to him.

He sighed, “I gotta go. I have to get ready for rehearsal. Bye, I love you.” He kissed the screen, making me want to cry.

“Love and miss you, Kian.”

He ended the call. I sighed an went on his Instagram, pouting at all his photos. I really miss that boy.

— — —

[Kian’s POV]

“Jc, I really fucking miss her. Like I’ve never missed her this much before. I just want to see her beautiful face in person.”

I ran my fingers through my hair, looking up at Jc. I slipped on my vans and leaned back on the couch.

“Dude, I know you miss her but we only have two months left. Im sure you wait.”

I shrugged my shoulders, “I don’t know man.”

— — —

[Jc’s POV]

Kian left the tour bus, most likely going to get some air. I grabbed my phone off the charger, dialing (Y/n)’s number.


“Hey, (y/n)!”

“Oh, hey Jc! What’s up?”

“I was wondering if you’d be down to fly down here and stay with us till the end of the tour since Kian misses you so much.”

“I’m down!”

“Okay, buying your ticket! See you soon!”


I carried my luggage onto their tour bus, falling down onto the couch.

“Kian and Jc should be done with their show soon.” One of their body guards said.

“Thank you, sir.”

“You’re welcome, ma'am.”

He left the tour bus, leaving me there to binge watch tv shows on Netflix again. I sighed an clicked on Netflix, choosing ‘Friends’. I grabbed the nearest blanket and tossed it across my body. I really can’t wait to see my baby. My phone buzzed making me sigh.

From Kian 💗: I miss u

To Kian 💗 : I miss you

I heard the tour bus open then Kian and Jc’s loud voices coming from the front. I covered my smile behind the blanket. I looked up an seen Kian’s dark brown hair.

“Oh hey, (y/n).” He turned around but jerked back around. “Baby!!” He jumped on top of me and kissed me.

“Hey baby.” He snuggled his head in my neck and left tiny kisses on there.

“I’ve missed you so much.”

“I’ve missed you.”

He leaned up and smiled down at me, kissing my nose.

“Let’s go to my bed.”

I nodded my head. Kian got off me and pulled my body up. I followed him to his bed, shutting the door behind me. Kian tossed me my favorite shirt, making me smile. While I got dressed, Kian told me about all the tours and meet and greets.

I crawled to the top of the bed and got under the covers, facing towards Kian’s back. He ran his fingers through his hair an laid down, facing me and giving me a kiss on my forehead. He pulled my body into him and rubbed my back.

“I’m so glad you came. How’d you get here?”

“Jc. He called me and told me that you were being a baby about missing me so he bought me a ticket and now I’m finishing the tour with you two.”

He blushed, covering his cheeks. “Dammit, Jc.”

I smiled an kissed his bottom lip, earning a smirk. He gave me one more kiss, telling me good night.

“Good night, baby.”

I kissed his cheek then pulled up my snapchat and took a picture of me kissing his cheek while he was asleep.

'Finally got to see my baby after 3 months. Happy ❤️😍’

I posted the picture and fell asleep in his arms, finally happy again.

Star’s confession- Starco week

hey everyone, Mr. E here! Sorry I disappeared. I was sick when Starco week happened and babysitting and normally that isn’t a problem, it was too much for me this time. then last week i was getting back into the swing of things but here i am! late but ready for some @starcoweek2 goodness. today’s story is confessions and takes place in the canon universe after our favorite episode at the moment Sleepover. Star is feeling conflicted and well let’s see what happens. I’ll try to do more starco week stuff but I also have to work on my made up event starcoween which really only works this month but we shall see. for now enjoy and have a great week!

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