get over it gurl

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Fuzzy Mom:….i just HAD to open my big, fat–

(Does GenderBendy is gay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

Fuzzy Mom: now. go find your fiancé so that he can take care of you, the boy scouts are making a tent on your jeans, and i dont want you tainting the little ones here, alright sweetie? Alright.

@genderbendyandtheinkmachine @asksmolbendy @asksmolboris @radbendy

@xstarthechameleon

(1/20)

I’m sorr but I literally cannot get over Episode Prompto right now

OMG! Does this mean when Sana was searching how to get over someone, and clicked the link about getting over someone you deeply love, she was really thinking of Noora!! And trying to help her get over Willhelm!!! Seriously, think about yourself for one hot minute gurl.

I mean, I think she was looking originally for herself… but she just can’t stop herself from trying to always look out for other people!

anonymous asked:

i need jonghyun with his hair pushed back like I need air and I really hope he gets over those rumours lol

yass gurl!

I honestly love boys with their hair styled up and pushed back so much. 

Originally posted by beautymotion

I really hope Jonghyun get’s over those rumours quick because Jonghyun with pushed back hair is the concept I need to see desperately. 

he looks so good I swear it’s not even fair! actually maybe he’s playing it safe by letting his hair down, probably doesn’t want to murder the mass public just yet.

Originally posted by blingdubudibidis

How Sebastian “Finger Gun“ Stan made me cry at the Winter Soldier panel last Sunday.

This is amazing

When I got out of the shower earlier I grabbed a shirt that fit me before recovery. When I put it on it clung to my boobs and was form fitting, more so than it has ever been. However instead of getting upset and letting ed thoughts take over I just said “ooh gurl! This ain’t gonna do it for me” and immediately put on a bigger, comfier shirt.

Don’t let bad body image bring your beautiful ass down

Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - July 25 - August 1, 2016

Um, that yappy, inconsiderate four-legged furry bitch is not a service animal. #Starbucksasshole

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

I think you’re being unfair to certain queens who are trying to make do with the situation you inadvertently put them in. Obviously, your friends care a lot about chu and will do everything they can to stretch any ethical boundaries to appease your needs. What you absolutely can’t do, however, is paint these bitches in the corner with your impossible demands. Be more fucking reasonable.

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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

I am so impressed by your adaptability realness these days. If this situation happened a year ago, you would feel fucking paralyzed and helpless. But this is a new age, my dahling. You’ve been put through the ringer this past year and it has caused you to really exercise that flexibility outside of the bedroom. I urge you to keep stretching. Something big is on its way. You’re gonna have to open real wide with this one, gurl.

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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Okay, bitch. I get that a lot is happening. I surmise that there’s a lot of shit to get done. But you’re not doing yourself any favors by acting like an electrocuted muppet on Vicodin. Take a deep fucking breath and really assess the situation. By doing this, you’ll find that the predicament you’re in is not a free-for-all attempt to destroy you. You’ll find that there’s a simpler way to solve all of it.

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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

There will be other bitches trying to penetrate your force field and I predict that you’ll look at their ugly ass faces and laugh your fucking tits off. That’s right, bitch. You’re the shit, and this week, more than evah! You have the power to make other queens fight themselves to death – Hunger Games style – for the chance to kneel in your presence. I suggest you take advantage of the situation. Limited time only, gurl!

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

I get it, bitch. In the thick of summer, you can’t help but feel restless. This restlessness is causing you to see things that are not there. This includes romance. Somehow, your recent encounter with a past ho is igniting all these nostalgia and feelings bullshit that you’re better off not having. Can’t you just enjoy each and every fucking moment rather than forcing what’s probably not there?

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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

What the stars have for you this week is so sleep inducing that I am forced to take matters in my own hands and reinvent you as this mythical creature who has a lot of shit going for herses. As such, I bestow upon you the personality of Chartreuse Ambrose. She’s a grown ass bitch who makes others eat it. More importantly, she’s someone I feel comfortable snorting coke with like it’s 2003. So it is done.

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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Um, yes, I’m standing outside your house of cray-cray and I’ve been knocking on your door. I know you’re in there so I suggest you open up. I’m not the only one who’s had this problem when trying to reach yo ass. Consider the rest of us concerned fucking citizens. I suggest you make more of an effort in explaining what’s in your house of crazy so as not to worry us into thinking you’ve lost it. That’s all.

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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

No matter how much the stars portray you as this open, welcoming fish, there is a part of you which remains closed off to a lot of bitches. It’s such a shame, really, because when others see you clamp up, they shut their pie holes as well, and where’s the good in two bitches who can’t open up to each other? You really should dig deep this week and figurr out why you are doubting your ability to open your heart.

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ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

You are a lot stronger and more resilient than you think, gurl. What’s more impressive is that, these past few trying weeks, your constituents have seen your strength; and in turn, they have been inspired to fucking rally behind yo ass. This is the time to really rely on these hos to get you to the next level of self-awareness. Use them bitches and use them well.

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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

So here’s the cause for your emotional constipation. You’re too busy entertaining both the positive and negative possibilities with a certain situation. Conflicting internal bullshit just isn’t you, gurl. You are more used to simpler pastures brought to you by Foster Farms. I suggest you focus on the pros rather than the cons. It’s that fucking simple.

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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

Here you go again: letting your doubts and fears plague your ability to fucking go out there and make others eat it. You have the opportunity to take advantage of your network this week; why squander it because you’re feeling unworthy? I mean, where is all this negative shit even coming from? Self-sabotaging is not your gig, gurl. I suggest you get over this skepticism bullshit.

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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

I think you’re being unfair by not giving a chance to a few newbies who wanna be part of your life. You are known for being loyal to the past, so much so that you tend not to give any consideration to new experiences these fresh bitches can provide. You must trust that the people you’re loyal to will always be there, no matter what other hos may come your way.

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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shit show!)

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