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Kissing, Interrupted.

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

Peter Parker x Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: Peter and the reader are getting pretty steamy and someone decides it’s the perfect time to interrupt. Talk about cockblock, amiright?

Warnings: language, kissing, fluff, Star Wars, makeout sesh (holla). (Let me know if I missed any).

Word Count: 1,479

A/N: For the amazing @literallyrozie812, thanks for the request! I hope this fic gives you guys all the Peter feels. Also, I apologize if it sucks ass lol. I’m not experienced in this part of writing, so bear with me as I slowly dig my way into it! Let’s hope I did at least a 4/10. Thanks for all the never ending support, guys! As always, feedback and constructive criticism is appreciated.

Being raised as a Stark definitely has its perks, but let’s not forget about the downsides.

For instance, not being able to try out the Iron Man suit because of one accidental mistake of you blowing one up. 

Hey, it happens… right?

Or not being able to join the team on missions because it’s “too intense” or “not safe.”

Like, hello? I’m an Avenger? I deserve to participate, Dad.

And don’t even get started on boys.

Oh, lord. If he knew about Peter and you, well, let’s just say Tony’s suit isn’t the only thing that would be blown up.

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The full set at last! 

These days everyone’s all about sparkly vampires and tyrannical dictatorships trying to make you get with cute boys, and I’m just over here with my 90s YA heroine, who hangs out with marmosets and egg-laying mammals and rides dinosaur skeletons over tyrannical dictatorships before breakfast. 

I really wanted to stick a tubby little duck-billed platypus into the final cover - and I still might. Don’t tempt me!



How about Red getting impatient with Lance because he’s having a pity party and she’s been waiting so patiently right here Lance she’s right here what are you doing wasting time Blue Boy get your butt over here we need to blow stuff up! 

I like how Blue is probably the lion that sits and waits patiently and nudges you along while Red is probably the lion that tries to do it and then ends up smacking you off the cliff because she wants you to hurry it up.


Back when I was 19 and in college, my room mate had a 14 y/o brother. He came to visit the same weekend we had a mixer, but he wasn’t trying to drink. I found out later why. When pretty much everyone else was passed out, I was happily buzzing and just watching TV. The little bro comes and sits at my feet with a grin on his face. Then he slipped his hand up my shorts and started stroking my cock. I’m never one to pass up a good time, but I was almost drunk, so any reservations I had about his age went right out the window. Seeing I wasn’t stopping him, he pulled my cock out and started sucking me like a pro. No sweet virgin here.

His brother walked in to see this and raised a brow but said nothing. I noted a tenting in his pants as he watched his little brother suck my cock. I’m decently hung, but the boy took it all. Even when he stood, stripped, and started to ride my dick. I Took control, bent him over the chair and fucked him, him biting into the back to keep from moaning. That was when I moved him so he could see his brother.

No time was spared as the boy told his brother to get his cock over here. My room mate hesitated, but then pulled out his long dick and stuffed it down his own brother’s throat. We switched up multiple times and unloaded into the boy’s holes. Then we went to bed.

I woke up to my ROOM MATE sucking my dick and his little bro fucking him in the ass. Little fucker was going to blackmail his bro if he didn’t

#67 Filming Themselves (Sam x reader)

Summary: For my 100 kinks list!

Pairing: Sam x reader

Word Count: 1,200ish

Warnings: smut (unprotected sex), language

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When the new Get Down episodes were released I only meant to watch one episode, but I ended up going through the entire season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now I just want to give everyone a hug..


…I can not believe that with my own two eyes I’m actually seeing Kai stopping Suho from touching Sehun while posing for a damn chicken ad.