get off of there pls

anonymous asked:

“I need a date for christmas/the holidays so my parents will get off my back” or “we just met but pls I’ll pay you to be my date for the holidays” au’s pls

  • “Hey so I know you’re tight on money right now and I’m in kind of a hard place with my family, so what would say if I needed to pretend to date you for $200 and a free meal plus leftovers?” AU
  • Characters A and B are best friends and roommates. They totally click on every level and they’re about as in love with each other as two people can be. Just not romantically. Character A is gay and Character B is a lesbian, and they’ve been posing as each others significant others at family functions for years.
  • Character A is too focused on their career to worry about romance. Assuming they’ll get around to it eventually, they lie and tell their family that of course they have a significant other and they’re doing great. But before they know it, the winter holidays are right around the corner and they can’t go visit their family empty handed. Chatterer B, their personal assistant, is desperate for a promotion and proposes a plan that could benefit both of them.
  • Characters A and B have been in a long term relationship for years, but Character A’s parents have never approved of Character B. In order to get Character A’s parents off their back, Character A stages a fake break up with Character B, then calls in a favor from Character C, Character B’s sibling and polar opposite. The plan is to have Character C to be Character A’s fake date so Character A can get their family off of their back.
rant about thai k-idols

okay so,,, i’ve seen A LOT of ppl using a thai idol’s real name as if it’s normal (esp in fanfics) and as a person who grew up in thailand and is thai,,, that is actually very awkward. a thai person is born w a first name, last name, and nick name. the nick name is the name you will be called by throughout your whole life and many of your friends would prob never know your full name tbh. your full name is only used in official papers and business type situations. for example, in school, the teacher would call you by your first name and your nickname (it depends what they’re saying,, if it’s roll call or smth like that it’s your first name!!) i’m going to use ten as an example, so bare with me. if you’re friends w ten, you would never call him ‘chittaphon’. not even his family would call him ‘chittaphon’. it’s really just used for MAINLY official papers. please just call your thai idol by their nickname (which is most likely their stage name). i’m sure this is hard to understand bc different culture,, but i’m honestly rly uncomfortable w it??? it’s okay that you’ve been ignorant to this, but i hope you guys learned something new!! feel free to msg me for any questions!

white people need to fucking stop speaking over ace people of color and telling us we’re being racist for headcanoning characters of color as ace

my existence as an ace person of color is not inherently racist. i am allowed to want representation. ace headcanons of characters of color by ace people of color are not to be blamed for the desexualization or oversexualization of people of color. i am not responsible for my own oppression.

Imagine Living Like A King Someday

prompt: Phil is a boarding school student, and he has pretty much everything. His dad owns the school, he’s pretty popular, has the best room, gets all the best treatment – he’s the King. Dan is a cleaner/phil’s personal maid there, and he isn’t as lucky. Some students are assholes to Dan, including Phil at first.


Thank you all so so much for your consistent patience with this. College work (and a hell of a lot of it) has unfortunately become my priority right now what with university just around the corner and subsequently I haven’t updated it nearly as regularly as I would have liked to, but you guys have been so supportive and understanding and I really cannot thank you enough for that. I’ve missed this and I’ve missed you. Here’s to more regular updates in the future <3

(sidenote I’m sorry if this seems a lil wooden I haven’t written this in literal months so it might take a while for me to adjust to the story and the prose again so pls bear with me)

OK emo words over let’s fuckin DO this cue emo dan and a Lot of tension and also dishonesty because phil’s a fucking idiot

warnings; mentions of violence, smoking


Phil’s been on edge all week. He can’t remember the last time he relaxed.

Every day, every hour right from the second his eyes flutter open to the sound of his morning alarm, is spent with a thudding heart and searching eyes. Even when he’s sleeping he’s tense – his dreams have spiralled into a whirlwind of almost nightmares, technicolour episodes crashing into the other in colourful sparks and bursts that end in cold sweats and aching muscles and whisperings from the boy only centimetres away from him. And it’s stupid because Phil should be the one comforting him after a bad night (and he still tries his best nonetheless), but he can’t deny there’s nothing quite like the feeling of Dan’s gentle lips on his forehead at four a.m., the sound of his voice whispering reassurances with his arms draped over Phil’s waist like a protective shield.

He hasn’t seen Liam since he grabbed at any excuse and all but ran out of Noah’s room upon his discovery that no, Phil doesn’t still have a tag, and he’s scared. He’s so fucking scared.

And yeah, it was a very stupid move to dodge the bullet in the way he did, to fling himself out of the situation without even stopping to at least try and explain himself, but he couldn’t help it. He doesn’t think he can face sitting through another one of Liam’s explosions without crying or running for cover, and he just can’t look that evil glint in the eye. Not since he saw the very same one glittering menacingly when Liam looked at Dan, the daggering stare boring into the other boy. The image is still printed deep in Phil’s mind, resurfacing during the darkest part of the night.

That’s cowardly. Phil doesn’t care.

“Are you sure you-“

“Phil,” Dan sighs. “For the final time, I’m fine.”

“But you-“

“Honestly,” he insists, brown eyes shining. He’s trying, with one hand, to unwrap the chocolate bar Phil had insisted upon him. “It was just a bump, that’s all. The paths were really icy this morning.”

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” Phil sighs, tapping Dan’s bandage patch delicately. It sits just under his fringe.

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everything you think of
will become all of me
look at me and be my lady
you’re my twenties~
– 20, seventeen
Help me eat while i go to school pls

Sooo if any of yall want to send me gift cards so i can eat while at school here my amazon wishlist tho a couple of things are just things i want or for my art if yall want to help me there too¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ETA: Ill do small art pieces for you if you want you can check it ouy on my ig (nahnopedenada) or my art blog @doddlesart which has a lot if my older sthff and slowly adding newwer things



casual reminder that insulting a character’s appearance because you don’t like said character is not cool :)))))) when you insult their appearance you insult the actor who portrays the character and the actor is not responsible for the potentially shitty behaviour of their character :)))

Why do you hide inside your walls?

When there is music in my halls?

Ballora more like Baellora amirite

northern downpour // panic! at the disco

instruments as horn players see them
  • flute: just there for runs
  • clarinets: also just there for runs but squeakier
  • oboe: that duck tube with lots of solos
  • bassoon: that goose tube with lots of solos too
  • english horn: only here for new world symphony
  • piccolo: pls stop
  • sax: get off our part u sound like chainsaws bye
  • euphonium: also get off our part u sound like a sad foghorn
  • trombone: a necessary evil for the ensemble
  • trumpets: pretty cool if you plug your ears and also don't know the player personally
  • mellophones: literal trash cans masquerading as real instruments
  • tuba: good shit
  • violin I: drown out everyone else okay
  • violin II: wait, what? there's a violin II?
  • viola: just lots of sympathy for u guys
  • double bass: GOOD SHIT X 1000