get off of my mountain

2018: Rise of the TMNT

Looks like we’re getting a new cartoon earlier than I thought. Nickelodeon is gonna launch “Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” (working title) in autumn 2018. 2D animation, mystical elements, probably will blend the humor of the 2003 series and the 2012 series.

So this means all new fanfiction and all new headcanon. We get to start over.

So, I started in the fandom when I was nine years old in 1988. I’ll most likely stay in the fandom when I’m postmenopausal. I’ll read forum posts by teenagers and adolescents who will still complain about other fans complaining, and I will totally resist the urge to giggle and say shit like “When I was your age we only had mailing lists and there was no social media! But we still yelled at each other over shipping.”

Like, will they even know what Mirage is? Will they remember the great Capritello fan fights? The Shiniangelo Saga according to Greg Cipes and Gwendoline Yeo? The Battle Nexus championship? The battles over why Leonardo always kills the Shredder? The debate over the cartoons being “for kids” even as the original comics were for adults? Which version of Michelangelo was the least stupid? Whether or not Donatello had a personalized stress relief outlet nobody ever saw? Whether or not there will always be a Klunk?

I’ll still be here.

so like……..i want to live on my own in a small shack by a lake in the woods, human contact limited to having the groceries delivered & taking my cats to the vet. but like……..i want everyone to know that thats what im doing. i want to be a household name whos changed the lives of thousands whose personal details are common knowledge whom everyone considers the best in their field. but i want to be…..alone in a field. my ideal me is sipping hot chocolate, painting the scenery, stroking my two-dozen cats, enjoying a silence that stretches for weeks. while also being mind-bogglingly famous. do you understand my dilemma

Does anyone ever get those quick nightmares where like you close your eyes to try and sleep for about ten minutes and then you get a horribly vivid jump scare of some kind?

I just startled myself awake cause I thought I woke up at that fucking ward place again and somebody grabbed me

Full Transcript of The Next Star Wars Movie
  • *Rey shows up on Luke's mountain*
  • Luke: I literally came here to not see people wtf are you doing here?
  • Rey: You're my dad, right? Tumblr seems to think so.
  • Luke: What the fuck? Like I'd leave my own kid stranded on a planet.
  • Rey: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
  • Luke: You are NOT my daughter, I promise you that. Now, I'll just show you some force stuff and get you off my mountain.
  • Rey: Whateves fine.
  • *training begins*
  • ---
  • *Finn and Poe just chilling*
  • Finn: So you date any girls around here?
  • Poe: Girls aren't my...thing.
  • Finn: Are you gay?
  • Poe: Yeah...
  • Finn: FUCK YESS IM SO GLAD
  • Poe: wut
  • Finn: I LOVE YOU MAN
  • Poe: I LOVE YOU TOO
  • *they kiss*
  • ---
  • *R2D2 and BB8 hanging out*
  • R2D2: Beeeeeep beeeep bleep
  • BB8: *blushes* Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
  • ----
  • *Rey and Kylo fighting*
  • Rey: I'm sorry for breaking your face with my saber, Kylo. I must say, it does make you look hotter.
  • Kylo: It's no big deal, scars are emo. Wanna make out? Fighting is useless.
  • Rey: Sure, why not.
  • *they kiss*
  • ---
  • *very very very end of movie. Hux quietly enters a pet store.*
  • Hux: That one.
  • *Millicent purrs and climbs in his arms. Hux stalks out of the store, cat in arm.*
  • The End

anonymous asked:

While enjoying the rides at Disneyplace, were you more concerned about becoming one of the yearly coaster-induced aneurysm casualties which keep the great dark engine firing, or accidentally inhaling microparticulates made of human ashes visitors chucked and having that essence inside of you, unable to be removed for eternity?

i was more afraid of my head getting chopped off on space mountain

My entire sense of self worth is correlated with how useful I feel in relationships. Being in a situation where I am forced to watch somebody refuse my help makes me absolutely miserable, probably puts me in a worse mood than they’re in. Of course, actually being useful is enough to get my mood soaring off the top of the mountains.

When I see people complaining about the flaws in Eurus’ plan (i.e. how did she get that fake cell put up, etc.) I find myself laughing because I’m the daughter of an architect. I’m the granddaughter of an architect. I’ve grown up playing with Barbie dolls while on building sites. Architects and builders do not give a shit what they’ve been commissioned to build. They see it in terms of extensions, refurbishments, what walls need to be knocked down, what dimensions can be fitted, etc. etc. What you do with it is your business.

This is probably how the conversation would’ve gone down:

Governor: We need you to build a fake cell at the bottom of the garden, facing the house. You will be paid handsomely for your discretion.

Architect: So, it’s like a studio. What dimensions are the garden?

Builder: I’ve done small bathrooms, I’m cool with anything.

Honestly, the only thing that could’ve stopped Eurus is planning permission.

67.) Marco made the mistake of asking Jean to play Until Dawn with him. Jean screamed at practically every jump-scare, and hid his face in the couch every time a Wendigo appeared. Needless to say, Marco was the one to make all of the choices as Jean continuously yelled for everyone to “–just get off the damn mountain already, oh my fucking god!”

lola1b said: Definitely! And honestly what companion actually likes him? Varric doesn’t like him, aveline thinks he’s trouble, anders hates him, Merrill doesn’t like him and argues religion with him, Isabela thinks he’s boring, the only companion that might like him a bit is fenris but Sebastian is a total ass to fenris so they’re never allowed near each other in my game. Sebastian not only is not trustworthy to pro Mage Hawkes, he doesn’t fit the group at all. I mean, he’s a PRINCE.

lola1b said: Everyone else in the group is a misfit. Sebastian is literal royalty, is doing something relatively honorable (avenging family), and is andrastian and proud. Everyone else is some sort of underdog, misfit, or criminal. Sebastian never fit. I don’t understand why he was in this game at all. He’d do Better in inquisition.


You know, I don’t think it’s that he’s a prince per se that causes the problem. If you just take his general character outline, he’s pretty similar to Varric: the Tethras and Vael families are both noble clans that got their arses quite thoroughly kicked in the latest round of upper class position wrangling and have had to go into exile. Both characters are younger sons with roguish pasts who abruptly find themselves responsible for their families’ futures. Both retain wealth and status (up to a point) but choose to make their friends among Kirkwall’s rabble.


But:


 We’ve already got a Varric. And Varric is basically the centrepiece of the game. His storytelling style, his loyalties and his humour shape the narrative. A character who is structurally so similar to Varric would have to work really hard to be worth your time. I mean, Varric is locked in a room being interrogated by the Seekers of Truth and is doing his best to protect his friend. That’s really hard to live up to. Sebastian’s a DLC character. He doesn’t have a chance.


– Sebastian can’t be recruited until Act 2. I’m sure it wasn’t the writers’ intention to make him the kind of guy who only wants to be your friend when you’re rich, but … practically speaking, he only wants to be your friend when you’re rich. He misses all the Act 1 banter, he doesn’t have established relationships and he misses the Deep Roads expedition. It does him a serious disservice.


His character arc is fundamentally different to the other characters’. The Dragon Age 2 characters are united by their passions. They want desperately, and will risk everything to achieve their goals. Sebastian doesn’t know what he wants. His Act 2 and 3 quests are quite different: one following the path of the prince, the other the path of the Chantry brother. On the one hand, Hawke’s opinions have more influence on him than on any other character, but on the other they still make no practical difference to the gameplay. It’s not that his inner conflict is a bad thing in itself; it just doesn’t fit.


– They push the religion facet of his character a bit too hard. I mean, I hung out with Brother Genitivi in Origins, and I never really wanted to push him off the mountain. Leliana did occasionally get on my nerves (mostly when she wouldn’t lay off Morrigan) but was more than redeemed by character development, humour and an interesting plot. But – well, listening to Isabela shut Sebastian up is a joy, but it’s a joy that puts me quite thoroughly on her side and never his so it’s not doing him any favours. 


– You can’t get rid of him. I can certainly see why a pro-Chantry character would be a valuable addition to the game for a very devout Hawke, because the base game doesn’t really give such a character someone to relate to. Fenris is not fond of mages, and seems to lean Andrastian, but it’s not the point of his character. Aveline believes in maintaining authority and order, but she’s an atheist. It’s good to have such a character, for the people who need him. It’s not a good thing to be stuck with him when he doesn’t fit. The endgame scene relies on a relationship between Hawke and Sebastian to work, and if that relationship isn’t there, it’s just weird.

vaelisamaza  asked:

Here's my prompt: There are no fireplaces in the bunker and Oliver makes an off-hand comment to John while training about not having a place to hang his stocking which Felicity overhears via the intercom.

okay so I know that I said I was starting this countdown tomorrow but I was actually able to split one of my prompts into 2 days and start earlier :) (tomorrow will be the previously promised neighbors au, I wanted to get this one up before tomorrow night’s episode) thank you so much for sending in this prompt, enjoy!


“Well it’s not like there’s anywhere down here for me to hang my stocking.”

Felicity paused what she was working on as her ears perked up to the conversation echoing through the bunker that she had been previously tuning out.

“And maybe if I just ignore the holidays, nothing terrible will happen to anyone this year.”

The sound of the escrima sticks hitting each other punctuated his words and she frowned.

“Man you love Christmas though.”

“Because it always brought with it good memories of celebrating with my family before everything changed, and some almost normalcy to my life. But I also love not getting kicked off of a mountain or having to rescue my friends from a psychopath or holding my fia—holding Felicity while she bleeds out in the middle of the street.”

She stiffened in her chair, almost afraid she suddenly wouldn’t be able to feel her toes as memories flashed through her mind. The past two Decembers certainly hadn’t exactly been the merriest and—she looked down at her empty ring finger— and even the good parts had been tarnished, but that was no reason to avoid celebrating the holidays this year.

Because Oliver deserved at least an attempt at a Christmas without anything traumatic happening.

Because she needed to pretend that everything was normal and fine and that her heart wasn’t hurting as she thought about how much had changed since last year.

While everyone was trickling out for the night, she tugged Curtis and Rory aside.

“I need you guys to help me with something.”

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