get my marketing done

If you’re saying I play favorites you’re wrong. I care about all the servants equally. Except I don’t care for Finny, or Bard. Mey Rin’s feeling like a lost cause too.
—  Sebastian Michaelis

anonymous asked:

GIRL THANK U FOR THE TEA ON GLOSSIER I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO WASTE MY MONEY ON THEM.....

Lmao glossier probably gets all their marketing done by tumblr girls

Hey Bleach characters, how would you convince more people to read/watch Bleach?


As requested by anon. :)


Ichigo: [thoughtful silence]


Ichigo: Mmmm….show them a picture of me, probably.


Ichigo: I’m pretty hot.


Tsukishima: I recommend sitting outside, prominently reading.


Tsukishima: People will wish to copy your coolness.


Shishigawara: Damn straight they will!


Rukia: I’ve never understood why humans don’t advertise Bleach on containers of *bleach*!


Rukia: I mean, it’s right there.


Renji: Maybe it’s because Bleach doesn’t have anything to do with bleach?


Rukia: Have you SEEN how human advertising works, Renji??


Grimmjow: Go up to random people, thrust Bleach into their hands, and demand that they watch it!


Chappy: And if they refuse, sit on them until they agree!


Grimmjow: Great idea, weird fake Rukia thing!


Chappy: Thanks!


Aizen: Simply manipulate everyone you know into watching Bleach.


Aizen: Easy.


Ulquiorra: Threaten to kill everyone they love if they don’t read it.


Kenpachi: Just tell them about all of the awesome fights!


Yamamoto: Tell them about my awesome abs.


Urahara: Sell it as a “limited edition”! No one can resist that!


Nnoitra: Bleach won’t be strong until everyone has heard of it!


Nnoitra: …so, I dunno, viral marketing campaign or something?


Tesla: That’s so much less - violent than I was expecting, Nnoitra-sama.


Nnoitra: Really? ‘Cause in my experience, Szayel’s schemes are usually violent.


Tesla: Wait, so when you say “viral”…


Szayel: Nnoitra knows that I get things done!


Szayel: My marketing-by-virus technique will be absolutely perfect!


Orihime: I’d recommend loaning your Bleach manga or DVDs out!


Orihime: To your friends…your crush…anybody stuck in the hospital…


Orihime: If everyone in the world shared with all of their friends, then eventually everyone would be exposed to Bleach!


Orihime: Except the friendless, I guess.


Ulquiorra: Yeah, way to leave us out, woman.


Orihime:


Orihime: Sorry?