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BTS' Complaints
  • Jin: "I just feel like no one truly appreciates my natural beauty. Like look at me. Do you understand how much work I don't do to look like this? Ultimate face goals, right?" *is talking to a statue* "You get me bruh. I appreciate that." *kisses statue*
  • Suga: *is crying his eyes out* "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH KUMAMON BUT THAT FUCKING BROWN PIANO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!"
  • J-Hope: "I love being ARMY's hope. I do. BUT WHO'S MY HOPE?! I HAVE NO HOPE." *single tear slides down cheek*
  • Rap Monster: "I'm the LEADER of this group. THE LEADER. So why don't any of those shits ever listen to me? I deserve more than this considering my status" *hair flip*
  • Jimin: "HOW DARE HE SAY THAT?! WHAT RIGHT DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT?! NONE." *shakes fist at sky* "I'LL SHOW YOU, KIM NAMJOON. I DO HAVE JAMS!!"
  • V: "But why was I called 'V'? Does it really mean victory? There are so many other things it could be instead. Vacuum, vegemite, va-" *gasps* "baNG PD-NIM, YOU SATAN."
  • Jungkook: "Dear Noonas. STOP CALLING ME OPPA. I'M NOT YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WAS YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WILL BE YOUR OPPA. I'M SORRY. Lots of love, Jungkook-ah. (<-- did you see the 'ah'? That's what you use... bye)"
Celebration Ships!!

Again, a big thanks to all my lovelies for 500 followers! So to celebrate, I will be doing character ships!!

Rules:

  • It’d be cool if you were following me
  • Reblog this! (must get at least 20 notes or it’ll be lame)
  • Send me this little guy ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ , along with a description of yourself. ex:  name, hair color, height, eye color, fashion style, hobbies, maybe a little something about your personality, music taste, fave food, etc. 
  • Also, let me know if you want a male or female ship. If you don’t specify I will assume male! (spn only)

What you’ll get:

I will ship you with who ever I think best fits your description, along with a gif! (who knows, I may add a “how you meet” or a drabble)

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