get me a girl that's hot

Reading all these trimberly fics and some of you are really trying to convince me that Trini is super suave and cool around Kim like lmao this is the same girl who, when questioned about her feelings, tried to climb a fucking mountain in order to get out of answering the question like deadass if Trini was ever faced with the possibility of even holding hands with Kim she’d either 1) burst into tears or 2) jump out a window like yall arent convincing me this girl isnt a hot mess when it comes to girls

Extra Credit: Part 1

You are in your third year of High school and you can’t wait to get out. People have told you that junior year is the best year because you would have history. Im Jaebum is hot and you have heard so many upperclassmen talking about him labeling him as, the really hot history teacher, and you have him as a teacher this year. But at first, you didn’t think he was hot. Few weeks later… You had a huge crush on him.

You’re late to school on the first day. Wow what a surprise. Not really. Typical of you to be late to everything you go to. Going through the day is boring but then it’s time for history. You knew what Mr. Im looked like because you’ve seen him in the hallways but u wanted to see for yourself up close. People always talked about him and made such a fuss! You havent seen him in the classroom setting but today you would. You were looking forward to class. You walk in and you just listen to him talk… Blah blah blah. “Good afternoon class” he said, “welcome to history class, I plan on giving a lot of assignments so do not complain.” You stare at him and think “he is not hot at all? He is attractive but not the definition of jaw dropping.” After class, you talk to your friends about the first day at the locker areas and your one friend brings up Mr. Im. “He is so hot I just can’t stop staring at him how am I going to survive this class?” she said. You snickered and laughed and replied “he is not that good looking as I was hoping.” Your friends mouths drop open. “i mean yes Mr. Im is attrctive but is he really someone to fangirl about. It just feels weird to fantasize about your teacher or find him hot and talk about him like this” you said with a laugh. As soon as those words left your mouth… Mr.Im turned the corner of the hallway and walked by your group with a straight face, then he walked into the copier room. Your friends begin to freak out, wondering if he heard what you said. Frankly, you didnt really care at the moment. You went home that night thinking everyone was being immature for fantasizing a teacher. It just freaked you out.

The next week he assigns a quiz… Name all 50 states of the United States. Easy 100. And you did get an 100 on that quiz. But then he assigns an online activity. Its only the second week of school! Like what the heck why are you guys already having homework and quizzes. Its not even a big deal you were just too lazy to do it. You complete it though cuz you cared about your grades. People in your school labeled you a nerd. Even your friends. But you didn’t care. The next day, you see he emailed you and told you that he will add extra credit to your average because you did such an amazing job on the assignment and he signed the email with a smiley face. Thats nice. But then you thought to yourself… How’d he get your email? Was your work on the online assignment really that amazing? Or is he trying to be flirty? Like why would you randomly get extra credit. You thought back to the story a senior once told you. She said, “Y/N there was this girl last year in the junior that kissed Mr. Im on the cheek and all he did was say “you’re gonna get me fired” and he just walked away… Can you believe that happened? I mean even though I think he’s hot doesn’t mean I don’t get jealous about it. I heard she did it for extra credit.“ Your friend who told you that story graduated and you missed her because you felt like situations like these, she always had an answer to. She always had the latest gossip too. You felt like you were overanalyzing the situation and he wasn’t being flirty at all. You felt so stupid for the thoughts that crossed your mind. It was innocent extra credit. That girl who kissed him was the one who was flirty and wanted the extra credit. You basically did nothing. You weren’t like her at all. You come to school the next day. Suddenly, you feel butterflies in your stomach while walking by Mr. im’s room. When it’s finally time for his class, you have butterflies again. You walk in and he asks to see you in the hallway. First of all, WHAT THE HELL. You literally just walked in his class and he wants to see you in the hallway? You walk outside the classroom and Mr. Im stands in front of you. You look at him. He’s wearing a nice blue coat with a white dress shirt underneath with a golden tie. You realize you’ve been staring at him and then it finally clicked in your mind… You thought he was really really hot. Wow.. All it took was for him to email you that you got exta credit for you to open your eyes and find him hot. "Y/N, your really doing well in my class and its only the second week. No one has ever put so much effort in my work before. They all got around a B+ for the quiz and the online activity. Thank you for your effort”
“It’s really not a problem Mr. im, thank you.”
You were making your way back to the classroom but then Mr. Im says,
“Wait, Y/N, aren’t you the president for the junior class.”
“Oh yes I am haha” you laughed nervously. YOU WERE TRYING TO GO BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM AS FAST AS POSSIBLE BUT HE WAS MAKING IT HARD. Such an awkward situation it all was.
“Perfect! You and your other student body members have to set up the hallway for the first school dance this Friday so plan to stay after school on Friday to set up the decorations”
“No problem we will be there!”
Great… You thought to yourself.. What a perfect Friday. Sarcasm. Another awkward situation. And now you think he was hot. You felt so immature for acting like a giggly high schooler. His face will make everything more distracting.

After school you went back to Mr. Im’s room with your friends Amber and Nicole. He is sitting at his desk and when you guys walk in he stands up. His shirt has two buttons unbuttoned and you could see a bit of his chest and says “oh I am happy your finally here, I’m going to change to more comfortable clothes. It’s so hot in here. While I’m gone, you girls can cut out these posters so we can hang them up.” After he left the room your friends screamed. He looked too good today. You were internally screaming. Why were you acting like such a high school girl for seeing a bit of his chest. Oh right… You were high school girl. More and more class council members walked in his room and began working for the school dance and Mr. Im walks back in with a muscle tee. OKAY TALK ABOUT ARMS. Work is continuing but then he suddenly calls your name.
“y/n can you please go get my phone charger from the teachers lounge I think I left it there and I only trust you with the keys. Seems like you’re the only one with brains” he said with a chuckle.
“Hahaha Mr. Im that was really mean. Other people have brains here. But don’t worry I’ll grab if for you.” You scurried away and walked toward the teachers lounge. As you unlocked the door of the lounge you fell. Someone left a water bottle lying around and you tripped over it. Teachers always are a mess aren’t they? You start lookin for the light switch but you can’t find it because its so dark. You reach your pocket to find your phone and realize that you left it in Mr. Im’s room. Wow today is your lucky day. You look for the light switch again and then you just give up. You’re searching around for the charger even though its dark and probably 10 minutes have passed. Suddenly you hear the door open and you are pinned against the wall. The stranger comes close to your ear and says “what’s taking you so long.” His voice is soft and you can smell a minty fresh breath. The voice tickled your ear and made you squirm. And suddenly the lights are on and you see Mr. Im’s face staring at you. His body is really close to yours and you feel the awkward tension. He is still close to your face and laughs.
“I thought you got lost or something or died. You were taking forever Y/N!”
You are stunned and super surprised and he just keeps laughing.
“I guess I really scared you didn’t I?”
You got really nervous all the sudden and stared at the ground and was thinking of a response. You felt strong arms engulf you and wiggle you around.
“Awh come on! I didn’t make you scared did I?”
He lifts your chin and with his index finger and stares at you. You can’t take it anymore. You grab his jaw and start kissing him. His eyes are wide open and you feel his mouth open and he is probably very stunned. You swirl your tongue around his lips and you feel his response and he finally kisses you back. You taste him for the first time and you realize you’ll never have enough. How can you kiss your history teacher though? Why were you doing this? Were you out of your mind? You felt like a slut but you couldn’t stop. You grip his back and your hands are moving up his back and all around. He kisses you harder and deeper. You can feel his soft lips against yours and you didn’t want it to stop. But then he pushes you off of him and stares at you angrily.

Asexual INTP on Periods

INTP: *glaring down at abdomen* You are useless to me! Stop making me hurt! I will find a way to be rid of you! Damn the hormonal imbalance!

(Male) ISFJ: Why would you want to do that?

INTP: … tell me… if someone stabbed a hot fire poker into your abdomen once a month for four days straight… how would you feel about that person?

ISFJ: Is that… is it really that bad?

INTP: *snarls and buries further into blanket/pillow pile*

ISFJ: … So why not get rid of it? If you’re willing to go through the hormone stuff afterwards?

INTP: *grumbles lowly* Fucking Doctors won’t let girls do that until they’re older or if they- HEY! Wanna stab me?


INTP: I’ll pay you! If you damage the womb enough they’ll-


INTP: OH come on! It’ll be a bonding experience!

ISFJ: NO! I’m not going to Stab you!!!

INTP: See, this is why morals are stupid. You could easily help me out, I wouldn’t press charges and you could get me to the hospital before anything really bad happened-



ISFJ: Not that kind of help!

INTP: *glaring from under aforementioned pile*

ISFJ: … want a hot chocolate?

INTP: … that’ll have to suffice, won’t it?

ISFJ: Yes.

INTP: Fine. Be responsible then. Asshole.

ISFJ: You’ll appreciate it when you remember how much you hate hospitals.

anonymous asked:

could u write a scenario of lance finding his s/o that he left behind on earth in a galra prison ship and just like, him comforting them and their first night safe in the castle with him?

My son deserves happiness and not the angst I put him through to get there

Lance had thought that leaving behind everything on Earth had been one of the hardest things he had ever done. It was nothing compared to finding a piece of his life turn back up on a Galra prison ship. When he had laid his eyes on s/o he suddenly felt like a broken mirror, shattered on impact and unfocused. Out of all the impossible things he dealt with on a daily basis this was the thing that he just couldn’t accept as real, it had to be some kind of mind trick just to throw him off. But then he heard his name leave their lips and their eyes look at him wide and hopeful. It was then that he knew that this wasn’t a trick, this was terrible and real. It blinded him with rage and he couldn’t remember much after that, not that it mattered because the only thing he cared about was the end result. And he got exactly what he wanted … kind of.

They were back safely in the castle which should have been more than enough to make him happy. After all how often had he daydreamed about being the hero for s/o? To sweep them up in his arms and have them fawning over just how strong and powerful he was? Too often to count and yet he was feeling more nervous than the day he had asked them out, which was saying a lot since that day involved a lot of puking and several shirts ruined by sweat. It was just that he was realizing that being a hero wasn’t about saving damsels in distress, it was about dealing with the after math of bad people doing horrible things.

And at that moment he wasn’t feeling like much of a hero as he sat cradling s/o in his arms while they continued to cry into their third consecutive hour. Lance knew that he should be trying to do more but he felt as if he was recovering from shock himself. “Sweetheart … angel … please tell me what I can do. I am completely at a loss here and I can’t stand seeing you like this,” he muttered into their hair, kissing the crown of their head while pulling them even closer to his chest. He breathed in their scent, memories of laughter and sunshine breaking through the cold still air.

“I wish this was as simple as failing a test. Remember what I did then?” he asked with a small smile and a deep chuckle building in his chest “I tried to have Hunk show me how to bake brownies. Mine of course came out terrible so I tried to steal his to act as if they were my own. Too bad I ended up eating all of them before seeing you the next day. I still think that those crumbs were equally as delicious and were more than appropriate in cheering someone up,” he added feeling the ghost of a smile pulling at the corner of his lips.

 His smile grew when he heard the crying turn into sniffles and a small hiccup of a laugh. “I’m just glad that he had the sense to make a second batch knowing exactly what would happen,” they said, their voice hoarse and rough but it was music to his ears. They hadn’t said a word since coming back to the castle and this was more than a step in the right direction. “Though if I remember right … you made me fail that test because you had me so distracted I didn’t finish on time. You kept blowing me kisses and holding up cheesy pickup lines you wrote on scratch paper,” they continued, shifting to that they were now looking up at him with tears still on their eyelashes but sounding much clearer.

It was so small and yet he felt his heart melting, the familiar family of butterflies taking up their residence in his stomach. Even a million light years from Earth and he found himself completely enamored by s/o. “I refuse to acknowledge any wrong doing and stick with my defense that you were the one distracting me with that cute face of yours. I can take this to court if thats what you want, although maybe the jury would also be swayed by the hotness radiating off of you,” he teased, his fingers running down their sides in a soft tickle. It achieved just what he was looking for, a laugh.

They laughed and scurried to push his hands away. “Thats my (girl/boy/personal preference),” he sighed happily, feeling all the muscles he hadn’t even realized were tight relax all at once. “Hey I got an idea why don’t we try and get rid of those puffy circles under your eyes? I got some great face masks from the space mall, not that I am sure we are ever welcome back to get more, and while we let our faces get all cleaned and junk I can braid your hair. Cause wow its gotten so much longer since I saw you last and I am loving it. Keith is going to be so jealous~” he sang giving a small shimmy in what was suppose to be an attempt at dancing. 

 “You know that actually sounds really nice,” they said reaching a hand up to stroke his cheek. Lance eagerly leaned into the caress, kissing the tips of their fingers. “It will be just like when we were at the garrison. I missed those spa nights Lance … I missed you.” They finally met his eyes making him realize that they had been avoiding doing that all night. He felt himself holding his breath as he stared down at them, counting their freckles and the different shades of (eye color) speckled in their eyes. He had missed this too, more than anything.

“Things are going to be okay now s/o. I know that because of me that you went through a hell of a lot but I’m here now. I’m going to make things right. I’ll make things normal again,” Lance whispered, breathing the promises against their lips that were suddenly so close to his. There were tears in their eyes again but they where laughing, smiling against him. Maybe they were the good kind of tears like the ones he was blinking back.

“I don’t want normal Lance. I want you,” they finally said before at last crossing the bridge between their mouths and kissing him. It was wet and salty, short and rough with their chapped lips against his own soft ones. “After all your my hero,” they said with a tinkering laugh, holding his face in their hands “and despite everything I think … I think this is where I belong.”

Lance smiled back, a steady stream of tears of his own staining his cheeks. “You’re absolutely right, there is no where you belong more than here with me.” 

skillwiththequill  asked:

THIS IS LONG college bio (or other sci) lab? Alex&Maggie are partnered on 1st day of class and sparks. Alex is "why are they making me take this weakass pre-req" and maggie is "chill danvers you aren't special. tho you are e-special-ly hot" On the last day of the add/drop deadline (my uni has this at 1 or 2 wks in?) Lucy adds bio and gets partnered w/ them bc Thats How Fic Works. A&M catch her up outside of class over pizza & beer and Don't get your greasy fingers on my txtbk i gotta resell that

Of course she gets partnered with the one girl in the class that managed to make her look twice. Maggie huffs, quietly gathering her stuff and trudging to the station their teacher had assigned them. She reaches it before her partner does, and Maggie does her best not to look like a nervous gay mess.

“Hey, I’m Alex. Alex Danvers.” 

Maggie chokes on her own name.

“I am uhhh… M-Maggie. Sawyer.” She thrusts her hand out awkwardly and Alex laughs as she shakes it, raising one immaculate eyebrow, before taking her seat opposite. The rest of the class is divided into groups of two and three and their teacher hands out a short quiz to gauge every groups knowledge level and skill. 

Alex takes the sheet and immediately reads it through as Maggie watches on, pretending her mouth isn’t dry and that she isn’t just hopeless gay idiot.

“Do you want to look at it or just let me do everything right?” Alex raises her eyebrow again, and Maggie’s small gay brain kicks into overdrive at the challenge. Because Alex thinks that she’s only in this class because she had been forced to select it.

Alex would be wrong.

Sure, you wouldn’t expect the star of the baseball team, class clown, barely averaging a C minus in a good seventy percent of her classes Maggie Sawyer to have actively selected Advanced Biology. But what Alex didn’t know is that Maggie has a brain for science, and Maggie has her sights set intently on the Science Division, and Maggie is nothing if not dedicated to achieving her goals.

So Maggie snatches to sheet from Alex’s left hand, the pen from her right, and speeds through all eighteen questions as quickly as she can. Slamming the pen down, she flicks the sheet across the table so that Alex can look at it.

And Alex raises her eyebrow yet again, looking up at Maggie in disbelief.

“Didn’t take you for a science nerd, Sawyer.” 

“You’re not that special, Danvers.” 

And then everything slows down, because her idiotic, dumb, gay mess of a brain decides that the next words out of her mouth should be the cheesiest pick-up line it can think of.

“But you are e-special-ly hot.”

Silence. Is it hot in here? Someone turn the thermostat down. Alex is staring at her, and then her mouth is doing something but Maggie is decidedly not looking at her mouth. But, who is she kidding, of course she is. Because Alex Danvers is scrunching her nose, an pouting her lips, and then smiling at her.

“Smooth, Sawyer.”

And like that, somehow Maggie manages to land a date with the hottest, most popular science nerd in National City.

Which all comes crashing down three days later when their teacher saunters over to their desk with another ridiculously gorgeous student.

“Danvers, Sawyer. This is Lucy Lane. She’s picked up bio this week and will be joining your group.” 

Alex shakes her hand, all smiles and then harshly nudges Maggie in the ribs when the smaller woman just stares up at the brown haired, green eyed beauty that is holding her hand out to shake.

“Uhhhhh M-”

“That would be Maggie ‘too gay to function’ Sawyer.” Alex cuts in, rolling her eyes playfully as Lucy shakes Maggie’s hand and drops into the seat beside her.

“Too gay to function, huh?” Lucy asks, smirking as Maggie scoffs indignantly, but still can’t get any words out of her mouth, because now she’s been partnered with the two hottest girls in the class and which Gay Overlord is looking after her?

“Definitely. Though at the start of the week she managed to blurt out the worst pick-up line I’ve ever heard.”

Lucy raises her eyebrows, her gaze flitting to where Maggie is sitting, wanting to just curl in on herself and combust because eyes like that should be illegal. 

Earned herself a date tonight.” Alex finishes, and Maggie thinks she can see some kind of evil glint in her eye as she studies Lucy closely, watching for a reaction. Lucy only nods, casting her gaze down towards her books awkwardly and God, Maggie can’t even believe her lucky stars.

“Want to join us, Lane?” Alex asks, causing the two brunette women to snap their gazes towards her. Lucy then looks over at Maggie, and Maggie does her best to smile like her stomach isn’t filled with a quadrillion butterflies.

Lucy swallows. And then Lucy nods.

“Sure, if you’re happy to reschedule your date.” Lucy smiles awkwardly as Alex and Maggie share a look. A look that communicates exactly what both of them want. Maggie nods and Alex smirks and Lucy just stares between them, entirely speechless.

“Who said anything about rescheduling?”

angelbeandust  asked:

Okay so your tags in your post about the Balloon Squad and the Penetrators really irked me. People like the Penetrators more bc they're hot... and there's more drama in the Penetrators than the Balloon Squad. That's why people gravitate towards them. Not bc the viewers are racist or islamophobic. It's a show. It's not real. If it was real life, we'd be shitting on the Penetrators. However, it's a show. We watch for the drama.

loooooooooooooooool there’s more drama with the penatrators. damn straight there is. the drama that makes you fucking gag bc its that fucking gross bc of how they sexualise girls as fucking objects that they own and Brand™ and then get into fistfights and bottle smashing

plz why dont all y’all just admit all y’alls racism and islamophobia hmmmm????? just admit to it lmaoooo. 

on the one side here you have muslim boys talking about serious issues like racism and police brutality and respecting women ….

and then you the penatrators. like i mean, if the name doesn’t give it away then what does lmaooo.

all y’all are so gross with ur excuses. 

Yandere Simulator Reacts: Mid-January Update
  • Ayano: -flying around with fire hands-
  • Taro: -jumps back- Get away from me! Back off!
  • Budo: Well......that's strange.
  • Osoro: Ummmm. Understatement.
  • Budo: Hey Ayano! You're HOT! On FIRE! GET IT! FI-
  • Osoro: -hits Budo with bat-
  • Budo: -Comatose-
  • Midori: Flame Demon I thought you loved me? Why does Ayano have your power? YandereDev! YandereDev! Explain!
  • YandereDev: Shut up Midori.
  • Rainbow Six Girls: FRIENDSHIP BRACLETS!!!<p/><b>
  • Rainbow Six Boys: -chasing Ayano- APPREHEND HER!!!
  • Inkyu: No Oka. I don't have anything to do with this.
  • Oka: -looks at Sakyu-
  • Sakyu: Neither do I Oka
  • Oka: -in her journal- Suspects p-possibly lying. Still will remain a-alert.
  • Shin: -takes her journal and writes- Also stop being paranoid about the Basu Sisters.
  • Oka: H-hey that's m-mine!
  • Shin: -kisses her cheek and drops it in her hands-
  • Oka: -blushes heavily- Not f-funny S-Shin
  • Taro and YandereDev: - running from Ayano and Midori-
  • Ayano: -flying after Taro-
  • Midori: -crying while chasing YandereDev-
  • R6B & Megami: -chasing Ayano-
  • Osoro: -chasing Ayano with bat while dragging Budo across the floor-
  • Shin: .......I know I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.
  • What do they React to next. Like, Reblog, Follow, and ask.

anonymous asked:

imma be honest, I'm kinda mad that they had Yurio's shirt ride up in the PV. I understand that it was to kinda convey the mood of the song but still???

I am and always will be pissed about that lol like first off adults are drawing this so thats already a thin line two dont give the creepy adults more stuff to drool over yikes.

When I call yurio hot, well, yah, Im a fifteen year old sort of girl, he’s in my age range, its fine. But the amount of twenty year olds doing this crap? feels bad scoob


hi i’m hannah and i’m the girl you’ve been dreaming about all these years

anonymous asked:

What would the boys do if they walked in on you and your friends dancing on each other and drinking??? ( •ε- )♡

J-HOPE - “AYEEE THATS MY GIRL, But i think its my turn to get some of that action” he says as he walks up behind you and grabs your arm pulls you unto his hips.

JIMIN - “Ohhh thats hot, can i get a piece of that?” he says while licking his lips and winking

JUNGKOOK - “Oh…your….ok…thats happening…oh Me? you want me to joing you??? oh ….really??…um o-ok” He says but he is thinking *Oh its nice to be 18*

SUGA - “Dont mind me im just gonna sit down over here and watch you..keep doing what your doing babe…im enjoying it” he says while grabbing a drink and sitting down

RAP MONSTER - “Oh baby girl whatcha doing without me? that’s unfair” he says while pouting

V - “What are you doing? Im the only one you can do that with” rips you away from your friends and pushes you up against the wall.”Your gonna get it babe”

JIN -”Y/N!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!” He yells at you but he secretly his enjoying it 

HOPE YOU LIKED IT :) ^^ Please send in more request! i would like to write some smut and fluff for you guys and some ships :) love you guys!!

yubbi45  asked:

Illuminati mom

is that the blonde haired girl that looks like Shiemi? Maria Yoshida?

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: good girl
worst quality: went down so fast 
ship them with: hmmm Izumo? thats really the only person we saw her interact with
brotp them with: uhhhh…?
needs to stay away from: Illuminati cause its bad 
misc. thoughts: She looks SO MUCH like Shiemi. Is anyone talking about this? What’re the theories?

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!


• k so its gonna start out in a bubble tea cafe obvs

• its ur shift so you’re at the cash register and taking orders and the members w him couldnt help but notice that he !! keeps !!! staring at you !!!!!!!!

• so they gon’ be like aye fham how bout u get her digits u see where I’m getting at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

• but sEhuN is all like “me ???? lmAO not a chance”

• eventually it just gets to the point where the members would NOT let him leave the cafe without getting your number bc sehun is super fond of attention and girls inside keep whispering like sHIT HES SO HOT BY E and usually he would notice but this time ,,, he didn’t ???

• and thats cos his eyes were fixATED ON Y O U, YES YOU !!

• so he goes up to the cash register and your back is turned to him bc you were talking to your co-worker and sehun just suddenly gets super shy and flustered like the ovERCONFIDENT MAKNAE OF EXO GETTING FLUSTERED AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SAID A WORD NOR FACED HIM

• so you turn around and say your usual line , “hello what can i get for you today?”

• and this kid just gathers up all his courage and says “your number” 

• but you weren’t paying attention so like :))) you look up with a smile and say, “I’m sorry, i didn’t quite catch that :)))” 

• no u dont understand, this would probably make him sO discouraged and he would probably want to bail right at that moment but the members would certainly, 100% tease him abt this for the next six years

• so he repeats himself, quieter this time, “your number” 


• you were honestly going to shut him down but you saw his friends looking at the both of you so exPECTANTLY AND PLUS THE BOY IN FRONT OF YOU IS SO !!!! FREAKING !!!! CUTE !!!!!!!! SO YOu obviously couldn’t refuse :)))

• sehun isn’t really a fan of skinship so maybe you would hold hands in public and give each other a quick peck on the cheek or smth before you part ways

• but at home :))) oh gOD AT HOME ,,,

• he is so needy ?? like you’re boutta get up for work and he just grabs you by the hem of your shirt like sehun pls im broke i needa go to work

• but alAS

• he just kinda groans and reluctantly lets go of your shirt but if you’re leaving the bed, he’s leaving the bed as well bc his body pillow is no longer there to accompany him

• he’s a late riser but you always, alWAYS EAT TOGETHER for breakfast no matter what the time, no matter what the circumstance bc your early morning discussions are your favourite parts of the day and they’re funny as hell

• you guys brush your teeth at the same time so you’re both just kinda staring at the mirror, with one hand on your hip and the other is holding the tooth brush but you laugh at sehun a lot bc sometimes he puts too much tooth paste and his mouth is just a bubbling mess

• but this boy is a bitch when it comes to you doing your makeup, it actually drives you insANE

• bc like he does this thing where while you’re doing your mascara or eyeliner he grabs your wrist and shakes it so some mascara ends up on your lid and one wing spreads right to the middle of your cheek and you gotta do it all over again like oh sehun you better stop that righT NOW OR SO HELP ME-

• sehun is a tsundere, i repEAT, A TSUNDERE

• he mostly gets salty abt little things like you not replying to his texts or saying no to eating out sometimes bc it collides with your schedule at work

• but it starts off as a grAIN of salt and first he’s like “ye ok w/e” and it grows and grows until he mentions it when you’re arguing like “remember that one time you turned me down for a date at the bubble tea cafe down the street ?? :))) yeah :)))) exactly :))”

• but either way his argument was invalid bc he had asked at 3 in the morning :)) and he was simply feeling restless that night 

• but no matter how salty or bitter he may be, he is so overprotective when the time calls for it that it makes you fall for him all over again

• some guy is gonna be hitting on you on the street and sehun just so happened to be on the way home and he runs into you and sees that you’re in a kuffuffle so he’s gonna step in front of you, looking at the guy

• “exc use ???? how abt you take six steps back, you’re not even worthy to be in her peripheral viSiON” so the guys gonna leave and sehun’s all like “u good? u sure??? lets go home”

• sass sass sass sO MUCH FUCKING SASS SH IT

• one time you guys were talking during dinner and he asked what made you like him and first you were v hesitant to respond bc oh my god its so embarrassing but when your cheeks got all red and you refused to reply, it only got sehun more intrigued

• he was going to find out one way or another so you just decided to spill and tell him that it wasn’t really his looks that caught your eye, that was a bonus

• he was just trying to drink his water man ,,, but you tell him that you thought he had a nice ass and he choked so hard and burst into laughter 

• this was literally him 

• he was softly banging his fists on the table while trying to contain himself but to no avail so you were like yenno what fuck this shit bye sehun enjoy sleeping on the couch tonight and you put your dishes in the sink and go to ur room

• you call him by his whole name when you get upset or frustrated with him like you tap your foot impatiently and bite the inside of your cheek and it makes him laugh so hard bc you’re trying to intimidate him but he just finds it cute

• “oh sehun, you better stop laughing rIGHT THIS INSTANT” 

• he can really never take you seriously unless its something that legitimately upset you bc then he’ll know when to admit to mistakes ,, or maybe not bc he’s as stubborn as you are

• when you get into arguments, you are both like no way in hell am i making the first move and you both think it’s each other’s fault but the members always know exactly whats going on and its not one or the other at fault but the bOTH of you 

• you guys just naturally make up like when you fight, sehun sleeps on the couch and lets you take the bed bc no matter how angry he is at you, he isn’t comfortable w letting his girlfriend sleep on the couch bc he low-key knows how hard you work for the both of you 

• but you leave the door to your bedroom open and unlocked so when its time that you and sehun think its okay to make up, it’ll be 12 in the morning and he’ll sneak into your room and into the bed and just throw his arms and legs around your body and whisper his apology and you just murmur that its okay and you’re sorry too so you both just kinda fall asleep facing each other

• occasionally he kisses the top of your head when he thinks you’re asleep and you swore you heard him say smth like 

• “i dont think you understand how much i love you”

• i forgot to mention that he also tells you that he loves you at the times when you least expect it

• he has a habit of hiding behind your shoulder when he’s embarrassed and if you’re not there and something happens that gets his gears going, he nEEDS SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM TO HIDE BEHIND THEIR SHOULDER BC HE WILL ACTUALLY JUST FREEZE

• so one time when he hid behind your shoulder, he just whispered “i love you” and just like the time he asked for your number, you’re gonna be like “wot” and he got so flustered like

• u shoulda been listening :)))

• also, after hanging w your boyfriend so much, you picked up his muppet face

• he makes a face and tells you not to do it bc thats his thing but he low-key finds it cute that you’re picking up his habits and the way you purse your lips,, aG H SHIT HE JUST INTERNALLY CLUTCHES HIS HEART AND SCREAMS

• but he aint gonna tell you that, he’s got an image to maintain

• to sum it up, dating sehun is like dating your best friend with a shIT LOAD of arguments and teasing and v low-key fluff 

  • Calista Flockhart: Guys, I can't be on Supergirl anymore. I can't move to Vancouver but I don't mind going there to shoot a couple of episodes?
  • The CW: What do you mean???? We need you in the show!
  • Calista: I'm really sorry guys...
  • The CW: FUCK! What about the queer fandom who has been rooting for you and Kara to get together????
  • Calista: I really can't do more than a couple of episodes.
  • The CW: OK... ok... *takes a deep breath* we can solve this...
  • *Kill Bill siren*
  • Staff: what do you mean????
  • The CW: I mean, we've got to bring our A game here... we need a hot new powerful woman so they can ship her with Kara. Someone who is known to the fan base. Someone who can turn straight girls gay! KATIE MCGRATH!!!! That's it!!!
  • Staff: done but that only about levels up to the queerness of season 1.
  • The CW: That's why we're gonna bring in Maggie Sawyer... and we're going to make Alex Danvers gay!!!! The only thing better than subtext gayness is actual canon gayness!!! Our 2 leading ladies are going to be heavily shipped with 2 other women and then we're going to bring in a good looking white male character to be the real love interest for Kara so the straights don't complain. GENIUS!!!!

tagged by @ferociousfig~~~!!! Thank you so much <3<3<3

rules: list your top 10 favorite girl group songs and tag 10 people

get ready for a lot of red velvet ALSO i hope I dont have to rank these in order ‘cause thats impossible

  1. Ice Cream Cake - Red Velvet
  2. Dumb Dumb - Red Velvet
  3. Diamond - f(x)
  4. Windy Day - OH MY GIRL
  5. Time Slip - Red Velvet
  7. Whistle - BLACKPINK
  8. One of These Nights - Red Velvet
  10. Cash Me Out - f(x)

I’ll taggggg~ ummmm @ksooup, @the-ooverdose, @homosidalbrainiac, @chanyeolsabs and anyone else who wants to do this~~~

tag meme

thank you so much @a-girl-in-time-and-space for tagging me! Im always up for procastenating my exams by a get to know the blogger thing yay

Name: Ivanka
Nickname: Iva
Zodiac sign: Caprisun
Height: 170 cm (thats like 5′7? 5′8? idk)
Orientation: straight? I guess?
Ethnicity: White
Favourite fruit: Mango
Favourite season: spring!
Favourite book: The riddle master, named my url after it :)
Favourite flower: those tiny blue flowers, im to lazy to find the english name but theyre very cute
Favourite scent: when my sister bakes bread or cookies
Favourite animal: butterfly
Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa?: hot coco, but I ususally just drink tea
Average sleep hours: too few. usually like 8? 
Cats or dogs?: Im not that big of an animal fan, depends if I know them.
Favourite fictional character: ehm thats a tough one
Dream trip: To space.
When was your blog created?: its not that old, like 2014, 2015? something like that
Number of followers: 170
What do you post about?: i started as a fandom blog, but as the road went on I discovered memes and shitposting so now its just a burning mess
Do you get asks on a regular basis?: Not really, im always scared im not mutual™  enough to talk to people. while I on the other hand would love for someone to talk with :) (hint hint)
Aesthetic: The moon,  she’s dressed in black and green and standing in a foggy blue forest with white snow on the ground, she looks over to the sun, hes standing on the other side of the river, hes dressed in brown and red, surrounded by an autumn forest, golden rays of sunlight lights up the warm colours of the leafs on the ground. he blows her a hand-kiss.
Favourite band/artist: anything I can dance to!
Fictional characters I’d date: ?? dont really know ?? cisco ramon?? thats a good one, I like him. or matteusz andrzejewski, he’s a sweetheart
Hogwarts house: slytherin? ravenclaw? gryffendor? Ive never gotten consistent results?? guess ill join gryffendor to chill with mggonagall, she rocks

I tag @fueled-by-space and @goddamnalientourists and @parabatiabros to do this too if ya’ll feel like it :)

Morning After

Originally posted by hunterchesters

Summary: The reader and Dean’s first time together is a nervous affair. 
Word Count: 1615
Warnings: Light and fluffy smut, implied unprotected sex (make good choices, lovelies). 

Your name: submit What is this?

When the Florida sun flowed through the windows and slider of your hotel room the next morning, your dress from the night before was still crumpled and damp on the floor. Dean’s polo was not too far from your dress, and his shorts were laid over a chair.

His fingers sailed over your skin, as though they were touching you for the first time. Dean’s eyes followed the trail of his hands as they moved over your body. You tried to keep yourself from shivering, knowing the chills you were experiencing had nothing to do with your wet undergarments or the air conditioning in the room.

A good look at the digital clock on the nightstand told you that it was already mid-morning, but it wasn’t doing much to urge you out of bed. The man next to you was still sleeping soundly, his arm draped possessively over your hip. You shifted a little bit closer to him, blushing just a little as your bare skin met his again.

“Pretty girl, we don’t have to do this now. I mean, this is not why I brought you here.”

You smiled back up at him. “Really? Because it’s why I agreed to go on this trip.”

Dean frowned, then chuckled when he saw the teasing sparkle in your eye. He leaned down to kiss you, backing you up carefully to the bed. Dean switched places with you so that he could sit first before pulling you down to straddle his lap. He pushed your wet hair away from your face.

“I love you, Y/N. With everything in me.”

“I love you. With my whole heart.”

When it wasn’t enough to be next to Dean, you rolled over to face him, tangling your legs with his and smiling at the handsome man sleeping next to you. The sun was shining, perfect beach weather, and you were dying to get out there and get some sun … But staying here with Dean, recovering from the pleasant soreness brought on from the night before was almost as enticing as the beach.

After another thirty minutes, you still couldn’t fall back asleep. You decided to get up and take a bath; maybe the warm water would help ease your muscles.

As you settled in under the bubbles, you used a soft washcloth to lather up with a relaxing lavender soap. With every pass of the washcloth, your mind wandered back to Dean finding new places on your body, and paying special attention to each one.

His lips strayed away from your mouth to kiss your neck, your collarbone, the valley between your breasts. Your breath caught in your throat, and your nerves raged at the idea of going any further with Dean than you had in Colorado.

Dean found the clasp of your bra, looking up at you in a silent request for permission. Your shy smile granted him the okay; he unhooked the garment before slowly pulling it away from your chest. He drew in a sharp breath, doing that little thing with his tongue that made you crazy in the best way.

“I knew you were beautiful, but … Y/N. I hate to sound so damn superficial, and please don’t take this the wrong way, but I think I just realized how truly lucky I am.”

You laughed, throwing your arms over his shoulders and burying your blushing face in the crook of his neck. “I honestly haven’t been this giggly or nervous since the very first time I was with someone. Then you go and say things like that.”

Dean smiled, pulling you back a little so he could kiss you. “I was going to let you take control so that we could take this at your pace, but maybe you need me to take the lead?”

“Yeah, maybe,” you replied, a little embarrassed. “This just means a lot to me.”

Dean nodded. “Me, too. You just say the word and we’ll stop, okay?”

“I don’t think I’m that nervous,” you replied, kissing him again.

Dean kept his mouth on yours as he carefully set you back against the pillows before climbing over you. He again kissed down your neck to your breasts, paying special attention to each one before moving further down your tummy. He settled on his elbows between your legs, his breath warm against your heating core.

You pulled him back up to you, giggling a little. “Maybe we stick to the basics this time? I have no idea why in the world I’m so nervous, but …”

Dean shook his head, stopping you from attempting to finish the rest of your sentence. “It’s all right, I promise. I told you we’d take this at your pace.”

You leaned forward to turn the faucet on and add more hot water to your bath. You were grateful that Dean had been willing and understanding to let you set the pace for that first time with him. You knew that your nerves had everything to do with how long it had been since the last time you slept with someone; and maybe the fact that Shane had been the last. He hadn’t caused any more problems for you and Dean since New Year’s, but you worried sometimes that the happier you were, the more that man would try to ruin it.

Shaking your head, you decided you weren’t going to think about Shane now. It was enough to know that your nerves the night before was in part due to your ex. You didn’t have to worry about that now. You had Dean, and you had every reason to trust him. Even if it did take some deep breaths to get you through the first time with him.

While Dean worked on getting his boxers down his legs and dropped onto the floor, you worked your panties off your body, dropping them to the side of the bed. You shivered, this time from nerves and the chill in the room. Dean settled over you again, pulling the blanket over him a little to help keep you warm.

He distracted you with a kiss while he slipped a hand between your legs, working to make sure you were ready to take him. Your nerves subsided as your arousal increased, and you reached to stroke Dean. His breathing increased as you worked him over; he pushed a second finger inside you.

You could tell that you were getting close to enough ecstasy that you’d be squirming soon. “Come on, Dean. Enough of this teasing.”

He smirked as he nudged your legs a little further apart with a knee. “So much for nerves, then?”

“Oh, I’m still nervous,” you giggled, “but I’m ready to do this with you.”

Dean nodded, leaning down to kiss you softly. Your eyes closed as he worked on pushing inside you. A couple of years without sleeping with anyone, and due in part to your active nerves, it took a few minutes for Dean to be seated fully inside of you, and for it to be comfortable for both of you.

As he began to move, Dean kept eye contact with you. The smiles on both of your faces grew – the butterflies in your stomach felt similar to the first time Dean had kissed you. Surely there was something to be said about the last firsts you knew you were experiencing.

You hit the edge first, clinging to Dean as your fingers dug into the muscles on his back. His name slipped from your mouth, and your name was on his lips moments later as he sped up just enough to find the height of ecstasy himself.

“Is the water warm enough for me to join you?”

That wonderfully rough voice interrupted your thoughts as you looked over to see Dean in the doorway, the sheet wrapped around his waist. His eyes were still a little sleepy, and his hair was tousled, more from your fingers running through it the night before than from sleep.

“I think so. I just wanted to soak a little before we started our day,” you explained.

Dean dropped the sheet and carefully got into the tub, settling himself behind you. You put a little more soap on the washcloth and ran it soothingly over his arms, then turned a bit to work his chest over a bit. Dean took the washcloth from your hand, set it to the side and settled you back against his chest.

“Just relax with me,” he coaxed. “Still feeling nervous?”

You shrugged. “Maybe a little.”

Dean kissed your cheek and laced his fingers with yours. “Do you trust me?”

Your head snapped up to look at him. “With my life. Dean, this isn’t about trust.”

“I know,” Dean replied, cupping your face in his hands. “I was talking about signing us up for surfing lessons on the beach this afternoon.”

The misunderstanding made you laugh and broke what little nerves were left, causing some sort of shyness about being naked with Dean. You leaned forward and kissed him, trailing your fingers down his chest, not stopping at his abdomen.

“I think,” you said, nipping at his lip as your hands stroked him again, this time under the water, “that I owe you a little more of an exciting go after that nervous first round last night.”

“You don’t …” Dean paused, taking a few deep breaths to get him through his sentence despite your attentions. “You don’t owe me anything, pretty girl. I w-won’t say no, though.”

The water had been cold for a while before the two of you were ready to get out of the tub and head for the beach.

Easter, Part 1


I had a hot bath yesterday’ and i shouted out to see who wanted to have the bath so no one answered me. I cane out of the bathroom and went to my girls room and i walked in on my stepdaughter getting changed all she had on was her panties and no bra i said sorry for walking in but she didn’t seem to mind and said to me with a smile thats ok. So i got a nice view of her tits and she didn’t even cover up and all she did was smile

anonymous asked:

I mean you're cute and stuff but that short body isn't so hard to build up, plus you seem a little volatile and kind of faggy and not just like a guy who is gay but you seem a little too in my face; I hope you find an identity other than being gay, you seem too sweet at heart to be a nonsense fag the rest of your life (too many gays ain't got nothin else going on!!)

Are u fucking kidding me? I’m the anti what you’re describing! Every gay kid I know irl my age stick strictly to their stereotype because that’s literally all they can get attention for. Like this one kid makes tweets like “too gay to function” and acts like gay is some brand. THATS nonsense. When I meet people I’m like hi I’m Arvi! Not hi I’m gay! If I want to go to the gym with my homies I’ll go and lift weights. If I want to talk shit with my girls I’ll talk shit. Ill say how hot a guy is in someone’s face because straight guys can do the same about girls. I’ll play soccer if I want. And if I wanna watch Rupauls drag race and say Hunty I’ll fucking do that too! I’m not gonna put myself in a masc or fem box to impress people?? Fuck you I’m just gonna live and be myself

anonymous asked:

What Is FUNNY is that her fans can't believe the receipts in front of them because she has manipulated them into believing she's a sweet innocent flower that fights for good vs the mean pretty girls who get more attention than them. And ends justify the means as long as you call it humor. The same girls who live vicariously thru her also dreamed of dating the hot jock and excused his behavior when he ignored her and never (and still hasn't) claimed her as his girlfriend.

well, let me be honest here…  i dislike Jslate, but i respect her fans. The woman has her niche. Do i like her work?? no, but some do.

Honestly i am not here to convince anyone Jslate is not a good person, thats up to whoever reads what we post to decide. We brought her old tweets , interviews , all that we could find that was relevant.


The signs as quotes about the election from the angry kids behind me
  • Aries: That damn hurricane shoulda swooped their asses up
  • Taurus: Man I play GTA I know how to shoot a guy covertly, we can do it
  • Gemini: I'm bout this close to fuckin' shit up
  • Leo: (Asking me) Did y'all like Trump? No? Good girl. (Shakes Mike n' Ikes into my hand)
  • Virgo: God was sendin' us a sign, next time Florida's on their own. Leave em' lookin' like Atlantis Squarepantis
  • Libra: Gotta protect the gay
  • Scorpio: I was that close to jumping that guy in physics, smug ass in that stupid hat. Hate that guy. Hate that hat
  • Saggitarius: His wife is hot, I'll give em that, but he's got soggy avacado skin. Needa' exfoliate
  • Capricorn: When the NBA gets their visit to the white house, that's what they gotta do. Kick his ass, punt style
  • Pisces: With the money he's got and the technology we got there's no way we can kill him. No way. It's like Home Alone but we're the burglars