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Ball Chain & Satin

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: “Can you write a one shot where Bucky and Reader are getting married, but Bucky is scared. Angst or fluff, it’s up to you. Thanks!” Requested by Anonymous.

Word Count:1,391

Warnings: Language (probably)

A/N: I’m working on my requests, yay me! Oh boii, the fluff is strong :) Hope you’ll like it!

Originally posted by heartsandwheels

You were in front of the mirror, admiring your sleeveless satin wedding gown when someone knocked on the door.

“Who is it?”

“It’s me.”

Grabbing a fistful of satin, you gathered up the skirt of your gown and moved closer to the door. You pressed your ear against the wood and heard him shuffling around on the other side of the door.

“Buck, what are you doing here? We’re not supposed to see each other before the ceremony.”

“I wanted to see you.”

“You’ll see me in an hour. Now, hush!”

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Blowjob

Deadpool x Reader

Warnings: It’s fucking Deadpool. 

Summary: Your girl Nega hooks you up with Wade Wilson. 

Originally posted by my-daily-space

The bar was dingy as fuck.

Fuck it was downright biowaste, but it was the place your date picked. And now you were questioning the whole damn thing.

Cursing Nega under your breath for setting you up with her ‘friend’, you hustled into the bar and looked down at your phone. Quickly you texted the number of Wade Wilson, the man you had been talking to on and off for the last week and a half.

“I’m here.”

A second later, your cell buzzed. “Holy shit you’re way hotter in person. Fuck me.”

Another buzz. “Full disclosure, I have a boner.”

Another buzz. “Also my penis is big.”

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So I’m 27. Not married, not dating and no children. I’m the last in my family to not have kids and everyone is looking at me like “does your vagina even work?” I am however the first in my family to get a college degree and after graduating with a BA in Journalism, I went to a pristine (highly overpriced) hair school and became a licensed cosmetologist. They’re always telling me “you’re so pretty. Hair and makeup is always fabulous so why can’t you find a nice black man and have babies?”

You know, sexy comes in all colors. I’m not gonna be restricted to my own race just because every woman in my family brought home a black man. I don’t want children now either. I’d rather buy high heels than diapers. My career is on the move and I’m not gonna stop making money just so I can be barefoot and pregnant in someone’s kitchen.

Why can’t they just understand?

Masterlist // 3

This is a masterlist for SHINee, GOT7 and iKON!

Here are the other masterlist:

BTS

EXO, Seventeen

VIXX, WINNER, NCT, Jay Park, SuJu, BigBang

SHINee:

Texts:

-When he takes care of your child

-When you had a major panic attack and they freak out

-He thinks you’re cheating on him (Jonghyun angst)

-He thinks you’re cheating on him (Jonghyun angst)- part 2

-When you’re feeling insecure after watching WGM for the first time (Taemin)

-When he’s on tour and really misses you (Taemin fluff)

-He’s confessing to you (Taemin)

-You’re drunk texting them

-Texting you while you’re in the same room

-They can’t sleep so they want to some over

-They think you’re ignoring them but you just fell asleep

-They accidentally text you something dirty

-Random late night conversations

-You surprise them after their concert

-“I’ll come and fix it right away!” //Minho

-They heard/saw you crying (you’re not dating yet)

-You confess and they turn you down due to a misunderstaning- part 1 // part 2  

Imagines:

-What dating Taemin would be like

-What dating Jonghyun would be like

-What dating Key would be like

-Neighbor!Key

-Prince!Onew

Reactions:

-Reaction to meeting you at a fan sign and all of them falling for you

-Reaction to you buying you both a couple outfit

-Reaction to your relationship getting public by accident

Conversation reactions:

-Reacting to you winning an award in a dance competition (Taemin)

GOT7:

Texts:

-They confess to you using the lyrics of “Confession song”

-You surprise them at their concert

-Others telling you that Yugyeom likes you

-They accidentally text you something dirty

-Others tease you for having a crush on JB

-When he’s in love with a noona (Jackson)

-They text you after a break up

-They’re trying to hook you up with Yugyeom

-When you thought they forgot about your birthday

-Love caught on camera (Jaebum)

Scenarios:

-The English teacher (Jackson)

-It has to be you (Jaebum fluff)

-A walk to remember (Jinyoung)

Imagines:

-What dating Jaebum would be like

-What dating Mark would be like

-What dating Junior would be like

-How would GOT7 members help you out with the stress that comes before finals

-Prince!Junior

-Super Powers!AU- Jackson

-Elf!Junior

Reactions:

-When his noona girlfriend and her group are doing a sexy performance and he watches backstage (Jackson reaction)

-When they see you dressed up really fancy and with your makeup done nicely for the first time

- When one of your guy friends is being too touchy-feely with you

Conversation reactions:

-Reactions to you and the other members playing blindfolded hide ans seek in the dorm (Jaebum)

-Reaction to you cursing him while arguing (Jackson)

-Reaction to telling him you’re pregnant (Jaebum)

Snaps:

-He’s jealous when you meet a friend who likes you

iKON:

Texts:

-They bring a puppy home

-They want you to call them oppa

-Texting you while you’re in the same room

-Other boys teasing your having a crush on Junhoe

-Other boys teasing you for having a crush on Bobby

-Other boys teasing you for having a crush on Hanbin

-You surprise them after their concert

-When Hanbin has a crush on you

-When Bobby has a crush on you

-They think you’re ignoring them but you just fell asleep

-They’re whining to you because others ate the chocolates you gave them for Valentine’s Day

-They find out they weren’t your first iKON bias

-They’re teasing you about your upcoming debut as a rapper

-Having them over for dinner and them complimenting your cooking (WinKon)

-They text you about a huge problem they have but in the end it’s just them being…well, them

-They accidentally text you something dirty

-Others telling you that Chanwoo likes you

-Texting them after watching WIN and Mix&Match upset about the situation they had to go through to debut

Imagines:

-Waiting for him with your 8 months old daughter sleeping on your chest (Hanbin)

-He introduces you to the fans during their concert (Hanbin)

-Traveling with Jinhwan

-Traveling with Hanbin

-Married life with Hanbin

-Chanwoo-SuperPowers!AU

-Dating Junhoe would be like

-Hanbin as a dad of a newborn baby

-Training for a dance collab with Jinhwan

Reactions:

-Reaction to you being shipped with another member

-Reaction to your ex trying to get back with you

-Reaction to you doing something sexy when you’re still not dating

-Reaction to you getting on many magazine covers in Korea, Japan and USA

-Reaction to security not letting you enter their hotel room since they and pretty much everyone else have no idea you’re dating

Conversation reactions:

-Reaction to you being able to death growl (Bobby)

-Reaction to you rapping his part in iKON’s song even better than him (Hanbin)

Outfit imagines:

-First date with Hanbin

Naruto has gotten amnesia!

Requested by anon!

Naruto hit his head too hard one day and got amnesia as a result. What do various characters tell him to try and help??

1. Sakura

Sakura: “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

Sakura: “It’s okay guys I’ve got this. This one is easy.”

Sakura: “Naruto…..remember how we got Sasuke back?”

Naruto: “Who the hell is Sasuke?”

Sakura: “Oh god it’s hopeless.”

2. Kakashi

Kakashi: “C’mon Naruto, snap out of it. You’re upsetting Kurama.”

Naruto: “Ku…rama? What are you talking about?”

Kakashi: “You know. The demon fox inside you.”

Naruto: “The WHAT inside of me?? WHAT DEMON FOX? THERE’S A DEMON INSIDE ME??”

Kurama: “Maybe not the best idea.”

3. Gaara

Gaara: “Oh….this isn’t very preferable now is it.”

Gaara: “I can’t lose Naruto as a friend. Naruto, look me in the eyes and tell me you remember everything we’ve been through.”

Naruto: “You…..have very bad dark circles. Maybe you should get some more sleep?”

Temari: “Gaara no don’t cry please it’s okay it’s fine!”

4. Kurama

Kurama: “Look Naruto, this is probably gonna freak you out but you’ve got to listen to me.”

Kurama: “You are a Jinchuuriki. That means you have a tailed beast inside you. I am the tailed beast. I’m a Kyuubi.”

Naruto: *Incoherent screaming* “GET OUT OF ME.”

Kurama: “NO STOP BEING A BABY.”

5. Hinata

Hinata: “H-He’s lost his memory?? Of everything??”

Hinata: “Naruto please don’t tell me you’ve forgotten me! We’re getting married in a few months!”

Naruto: “Well I mean…..I don’t know who you are but I wouldn’t mind marrying someone as pretty as you!”

Hinata: “I…I….I don’t know how to respond to that!”

6. Konohamaru

Konohamaru: “Waaah? You’ve lost your memory??”

Konohamaru: “But….but surely you couldn’t have forgotten the most important jutsu of all!?”

Naruto: “Which….would be…?”

Konohamaru: “Your sexy jutsu!!”

Naruto: “My wha-? That sounds stupid.”

Konohamaru: “BLASPHEMER!”

7. Sasuke

Sasuke: “Ridiculous. There is no possible way he could of forgotten every damn thing over the past few years.”

Sasuke: “Naruto, if you don’t snap out of it I’m going to ram this chidori into your chest. Got that?”

Naruto: “Your…..your fist is filled with lightning!”

Sasuke: “Ten seconds and counting.”

8. Tsunade

Tsunade: “Brat. Do you want to be Hokage or not?”

Naruto: “What’s a Hokage?”

Tsunade: “It’s what YOU’VE wanted to be your whole goddamn life! You idiot! Now stop acting like a fool!”

Naruto: “I’m sorry maam but your chest is distracting me.”

Tsunade: “Sakura baby hold me back ‘cause I’m about to punch this sucker into next week.”

9. Iruka

Iruka: “Guys, guys! I’ve got this! Just let me handle it.”

Iruka: “Naruto; come with me.”

Naruto: “Where are we going, stranger I’ve never met until now?”

Iruka: “You’ll see.”

10. Ichiraku Ramen Guy

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “Naruto! The usual I assume?”

Iruka: “He’s lost his memory. Can you restore it?”

Ichiraku Ramen Guy: “One large miso ramen with extra pork coming up!”

Naruto: “This is….amazing! It’s almost like….oh my god, Iruka Sensei? What happened??”

Iruka: “You’re the hero we’ve always needed, Teuchi.”

Dear Marlene

Please make a short film of Emison getting married and living a domestic life while travelling the world. Make sure the first stop is Paris and have them meet up with Mona for some croissants

Mama’s Day

Pairing: Daveed Diggs x Reader

Summary: Mother’s Day morning, where both you and your husband have a surprise for each other.

A/N: Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve posted a fic on here. This is short and sweet, it’s basically just me getting back into the swing of things with some really cute fluff.

Word Count: Approx. 1800

The way you woke up this morning wasn’t like you usually did. There was no crying, no insistent tapping on your shoulder, no tiny voices telling you they want ice cream for breakfast. No, today you woke up alone.

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even more gorillaz headcanons
  • they tried to get noodle to eat brussels sprouts when she was little and they went on a health kick. she didn’t understand what they were called and thought they were called russel sprouts. to this day brussels sprouts are referred to as russel sprouts by everyone in the band and this is just an accepted phrase now. whenever they pass the produce aisle someone inevitably yells “hey russel!” and holds up a brussels sprout when he looks over (at least, 2d and noodle do. murdoc tends to just chuck a brussels sprout at russ’s head from all the way across the aisle and then pretend it wasn’t him.) 
  • they all love the beatles so much. they tend to play beatles songs to warm up before practice; can’t buy me love was a favorite of noodle’s when she was little because 2d would dance with her and swing her around during the instrumental part while they sang. i want to hold your hand is also a popular one because during the bridge — “and when i touch you i feel happy inside” — 2d and noodle go all fake-sentimental and dramatically sigh and swoon all over the room. usually they sing to russ and get him to clasp their hands during this part or stroke murdoc’s face dramatically (he always pushes them away but he’s laughing.) one of the first songs murdoc learned was blackbird and he tends to play it to himself in his room when he’s alone, singing quietly. he taught it to noodle when she was really young and caught him singing it and even now, sometimes they’ll sit in the studio with their guitars singing blackbird together — it’s their thing. 

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baseballhockeybandsohmy  asked:

49 and 131 with jeff pls?❤

from this prompt post

Originally posted by sadiaxxstylesxxstiles

49: “ Lets have a baby. ”

131: “ Lets run away together. ”


“Jeff! Bro! Ya made it! How you doing?” Zach came up and slung his arm around your boyfriend, drunkenly sloshing some beer over the side of his cup as he leaned into Jeff. Zach giggled as the liquid spilled onto Jeff’s shirt, and Jeff smiled, his dimples appearing as he grabbed the beer from Zach’s hand.

“Hey, bud! Let me take that, why don’t you go get some water with Y/N!” Zach turned to face you.

“Y/NNNNN!” Zach drew out the last syllable of your name, closing his eyes and giggling as he latched onto you, ruffling your hair as you slung his arm around you and pulled him into the kitchen.

“Jeff, I’ll be right back. I’m just gonna take care of Drunky McDrunkface right here.” Zach giggled even harder. “Drunky Mc…” You laughed and exchanged a look with Jeff, who was smirking and rolling his eyes.

“You need some help?”

“Nah, Jeff. Go grab something to drink and I’ll be out in a sec!” Jeff gave you a kiss on the side of the head and strolled over to the kitchen.

“Alright, Zach. Let’s get some water.” You looked up at him and noticed his eyes had closed and his face had gone ashen.

“Shit.” The ‘sec’ you had promised Jeff earlier turned into fifteen minutes, then half an hour, then forty-five minutes as you sat rubbing Zach’s back as he vomited into the bathroom, and you were a little bit peeved that Jeff hadn’t come looking for you. Finally, you were able to pass Zach off to Sheri, who had greeted you with a smile and hug, telling you that Jeff was playing beer pong outside. You rolled your eyes and made your way to the kitchen, grabbing a water bottle from the fridge as you leaned against the counter, sipping slowly as you twirled your keys around your finger.

“Y/N!” You heard your name being called from across the room, and you looked up to see a shirtless, soaking wet Jeff swaying slightly, standing behind the plate glass door out to the pool deck. Your eyes widened as a lopsided grin crossed his face, and he walked forward, only to be met with the glass door. He stumbled backwards, his hand flying to his forehead as he blinked rapidly, then the smile grew back across his face as you raced over.

“Jesus, Jeff.” You slid the door open and went outside to meet him, wrapping your arm around his waist as he bent down to lean his head on your shoulder.

“Hiya! I won pong like seven times.”

“Lies! He lost seven times!” Clay called from across the deck, making eye contact with you and smiling sympathetically as he raised his eyebrows.

“I mean I got….” Jeff hiccuped. “I got to drink all the- all the alcohols so who’s the real winner?”

You couldn’t stop a chuckle from coming out of your mouth as you shook your head and rolled your eyes.

“Where’s your shirt?”

Jeff looked down and seemed genuinely surprised to see his bare chest. “I…I dunno. But hey babe, I’m halfway undressed! Let’s head upstairs. Let’s have sex. But just a little bit. Just a little bit of sex. Wait, I know. Let’s have a baby.

You giggled. “Any time I’d be down for a little bit of sex. But you’re drunk and in no shape for that. And Mr. Atkins, we need to graduate high school before we even think about a little Atkins.” 



Jeff pouted. “Can we at least go sit together somewhere? Just the two of us?”

“Sure, Jeff.” You led him to pool chair and sat down on the edge. Jeff sat next to you, his weight tipping the chair forward. He laughed as it lifted off of the ground, and then he decided to sit on the wet concrete, leaning his head against your knee. You reached down and stroked his hair, twirling it around your fingers as the two of you sat in silence. Jeff spoke first.

“You…you’re so pretty. Like, how did I even get you to say yes? You’re out of my league like by so freaking much and have you ever seen your ass? Damn girl. I love you. Let’s run away together and get married and have babies and then they’ll have babies and we can have grandkids and you’ll be the hottest grandma and damn.” You looked down, a small smile across your face as you stared into Jeff’s warm brown eyes, which smiled up at you.

“Have you looked into a mirror? You’re way out of my league. You’re so hot, Jeff.” He looked down at his chest and poked his abs with one a finger.

“I know I am.” He smiled serenely, his dimples appearing as he closed his eyes and leaned against your leg. “I wanna go home. Take me home?”

“Yes, Jeff. Let’s head to the car, okay? And I love you too.”

some Hakyeon headcanons

•  the beauty of Hakyeon is his skin
•  since you’re always pestering him about what he does for his skincare routine, he’s finally like “ughhhhhh okay imma buy you all these products and maybe you’ll look as perfect as me”
•  he’s grown accustomed to you taking his sass and attitude as a joke
•  so when he does it to other people or the members, yall always laugh bc they get offended easily
•  he’ll drop everything and go shopping with you if he’s free
•  asks you opinion on anything that catches his eye, but there’s really no point bc he’s buying it anyway
•  you know that thing he does to his members where he grabs the back of their necks lovingly and starts scolding them
•  yeah he does that to you
•  only he does it hella gently, when you’ve made him proud or really happy
•  like he’ll start softly massaging your neck while giving you that breathtaking smile and he leans in to kiss your neck and cheek
•  making up silly dances while attempting to cook together
•  when you’re too tired to do anything like even getting up to take a shower, he’ll offer to run you a bath
•  and he’ll jump in with you and starts lathering your skin
•  like he won’t even do it to start anything or be sexual, he just loves taking care of you
•  ngl…..when your friends see yall together being all cute and perfect, they all assume that you’re getting married
•  and why not tbh he’s the perfect husband material
•  he rubs you’re tummy if you’re having any aches or just not feeling well
•  “wanna go out to eat, baby, or do you wanna stay in?”
•  when he’s put too much lotion on, he’ll grab your hands and rub the lotion in and tbh hand massages by him feel so nice I bet
•  he dies a lil inside when you move his hair aside and kiss his pretty forehead
•  his head always finds its way to the crook of your neck when he’s sleeping and it’s the cutest thing
•  he can’t ever let go of you when you’re both napping
•  “Hakyeon, you’ll get hot in like 5 minutes if you keep cuddling me” “idc just hold me and play with my hair please”
•  honestly sometimes it stuns him that you’re even willing to put him as your priority
•  so out of nowhere he’ll get all deep and tells you that you mean the world to him, he gets a little emo when you grab his hand and smile tho
•  you’re probably one of the very few people that he goes to when he’s having problems without hesitating
•  so please take care of cha cha 💗

Originally posted by greennocturne

like there are certain multisaku ships that you KNOW will always have that third wheel or person(people that really support the relationship:

LeeSaku would have Gai-sensei. He’d be there everyday coaching Lee on being the proper gentleman for Sakura. (Sakura would be wondering how beneficial Gai’s advice is considering she’s never seen him in a relationship. Ever.) But he’d be there for the engagement, the wedding, and the babies too. Of course Tenten would be there as well! Sakura and Tenten would develop a great friendship over time, bonding over Lee’s exhausting personality (”Does he do that when he’s home too?” “Oh yeah, he wouldn’t be Lee if he didn’t do three-hundred squats before dinner.”) She’d also go crazy over their engagement and help Sakura with the wedding. Don’t get me started on the baby too. Tenten would be so excited to meet the little baby.

NaruSaku would have Iruka checking in now and again. Iruka was Naruto’s first real bond, specifically an adult figure in his life that really cared for him, so Naruto would always insist on Iruka visiting. Sakura and Iruka would bond over Naruto’s silliness and he’d totally sympathize with Sakura’s complaints about ‘ramen every night’ requests from her husband. The baby announcement would shock beyond anything. I mean, he’d probably freak out as he can’t picture Naruto taking care of a baby! Luckily, once she’s born, Iruka settles down and sometimes babysits. Naruto jokes that he’s a grandpa to Iruka’s dismay at such a (cruel) joke. lol

ItaSaku would have the lovable tag-along Shisui. At first, he annoys Sakura as he’s always teasing her, but he begins to grow on her as his own ‘special’ person. He often comes right into the house as Itachi and himself are pretty much brothers and eats dinner quite a bit with the newly-married couple. When Itachi has to refuse Shisui, it’s like kicking a puppy, but he gets why they want to be alone *wink* *wink*. Welcome to the world of dirty jokes that Itachi just accepts because Shisui’s his best friend. We can’t forget about Mikoto coming to visit every now and again to see how things are going. Sakura and Mikoto talk over some tea just chatting about life. Although she seems perfectly fine to Sakura, Itachi just knows that he’s going to get another interrogation on either a.) Why doesn’t he make more time for his wife. b.) Why doesn’t he help out more with the chores. or c.) WHERE ARE THE DAMN UCHIHA BABIES.

ShikaSaku would have the whole InoShikaCho trio. Sakura might as well be married to them all considering how close their bonds are. Chouji comes to dinner on a few occasions while Ino barges in to gossip about Shikamaru. Not to mention his mother visiting once in a while to spend some time with her son and his wife. Sometimes Shikamaru insists that Kurenai and Mirai come to dinner as well so he can check up on his little god-daughter. Put all of this together and they have their hands full of plenty of guests to entertain. And, very rarely, Naruto (as Hokage) will come to drop some paperwork off for Shikamaru or steal the poor guy away from Sakura in case of a ‘Hokage emergency’ as he likes to call it. Don’t expect any time alone for the two of them. Poor guys lol.

NejiSaku would be pretty similar with Team Gai showing up while the two are out. Sakura will listen to stories about Neji’s ‘amazing youthful tales’ from Lee while they were on missions. He’ll also get scolded by Tenten if she thinks he’s trying to act a bit too cool (guy can’t catch a break). Hinata will visit Sakura and Neji and he’ll act as host of their house to cater her to her because she’s the Hyuuga heir even though Hinata tells him she’s fine. After their son is born, they find themselves with even more visits from Hanabi, Hinata, and Hiashi and Team Gai to dote on their cute little guy. Neji feels a bit smothered by this, but he does like the attention on his child (I mean he is a gorgeous little boy). Still he manages enough to shoo everyone out, so Neji and Sakura can enjoy their own company.

(I’m just in a mood okay. These have been on my mind for a while and since I’m not drawing right now because of school I wanted to post something haha)

Cherliam Baby Thoughts of the Day

To try and hit all the questions I have about the Cherliam baby in my inbox in one fell swoop, I’m just going to say a few things:

I think Cheryl had planned to have a baby for awhile via IVF, and Liam was made aware of this fact when Cherliam began. 

No, I still don’t think that Liam and Cheryl were ever actually in a romantic relationship together. I didn’t think that for the last year, and I don’t think that now.  For me to do that, I would have to suspend all logic automatically forget that the following things happened:

- Cheryl and Loammy’s relationship is announced in February. They immediately get called out for it being fake.

-Roughly one month after being “Together”, in March, pregnancy seeding started, with bump watch photos being run beginning in May, followed by Dan Wootton’s “Exclusive reveal” that Cheryl and Liam were trying for a baby, which brings me to

-What celebrity couple, ½ of which is STILL LEGALLY MARRIED, the other half being 23 and about to embark on a solo career which will have him pretty much away for extended periods of time, decide after 3 months of dating that they want to have a baby together, and what’s more, decide they want to announce that to the general public via DAN WOOTTON?

- Cheryl was baiting the press before she was even pregnant by wearing sack dresses one day and a hand pressed to her belly, and the next wearing well tailored outfits. While all this was happening, she was also selling stories to the tabloids almost daily while simultaneously calling for her privacy. I very much cannot with that. 

- Loammy basically stays in LA for pretty much Cheryl’s entire pregnancy. To try and mitigate that, they seed reasons for Loammy’s absence during her pregnancy and for why Loammy won’t be present for raising that baby shortly after its born. 

And that’s pretty much my Melly thoughts on this matter. 

“Come Back With Me.”-(Negan)

Originally posted by onlylostmemoriesx

Characters- Rick, Michonne, Rosita, Negan and (Y/N)

Warnings- None?

Pairing- Negan x Reader

Word Count: 1397

Summary- You meet the mysterious Negan for the first time, however things quickly spiral in a different direction.


I wasn’t there when my people attacked the Saviour’s outposts. I wasn’t there when the group got ambushed by the Saviours. I wasn’t there when the first exchange happened between the communities. I wasn’t there because I was caring for the children of the community. I was caring for my own girl.

But I was there when the man Rick calls ‘Negan’ appeared early for his weekly collection. And so was my child. 

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Prompt Request: could you do a dad!tom where it’s basically where the reader and him find out she’s pregnant and some cute things he does whilst she’s pregnant and like telling his family and fans and then when the baby is born, his first bonding moment with the child and then just some cute things after about the baby and tom and reader or something please thank you! [ the baby can be any gender or even twins] (for @xkaciesearlex )

Warnings: unplanned pregnancy, fluff, some language

A/N: Takes place about 2-3 years after Spider-Man: Homecoming


Part Two 


When Tom finally decided to tell the press and his fans about one of the most important people in his life, his girlfriend, he had never felt so much anxiety in his life. He wanted his fans to like her as much as he did and he wanted the press to respect her the way he has. (Y/N) had taken a huge leap when she told Tom about the feelings she had for him and thought she was ready to subject herself to the ridicule of his fans and the rest of the public. After a year of dating secretly, Tom finally pulled her out into the public spotlight to show off the woman he loved. Over the course of a few months the commotion had settled down and both Tom and (Y//N) felt even more comfortable in their relationship with one another.

(Y/N) had been living with Tom since they ousted their relationship and things had become more serious than they could have imagined. He had started to seriously consider proposing to her and had even picked out a ring. He kept the small ring box rolled up in his black and red spider socks just in case the right moment happened to come.

One night, as the couple ate dinner at Tom’s parents’ home, (Y/N) felt a strange sense of uneasiness come over her. For some reason, Nikki’s incredible Shepherd’s Pie, that was (Y/N)’s favorite food, had upset her stomach to the point that she had to hurry off upstairs and hurl into their toilet bowl. Concerned (Y/N) was getting the flu, Tom hurried to get her home, but no other symptoms plagued her the rest of the night. The next morning, when Tom tried to surprise her with bacon and eggs, the same thing happened: the smell caused her stomach to churn and immediately, she started dry heaving over the kitchen sink. Tom hurried over to her side and held her hair as she bent over the sink at her waist.

She groaned in disgust for herself and spit the bile out of her mouth as Tom handed her a glass of water. Immediately, she started to panic. Without explaining anything she stated to Tom that they needed to go to the store immediately. He drove her to the closest drug store and lingered around the cold and flu medications, trying to find something to keep her from throwing up, but she walked past him toward the feminine hygiene aisle. His heart immediately stopped as she grabbed a pink, rectangular box.

“You can go wait in the car,” she stated as she grabbed her wallet from her purse.

“(Y/N),” he sighed, his large brown eyes betraying his fear.

“Please, Tom. I don’t want the rumors to hit the press before we know anything for sure. You’re much more recognized than I am.” He knew she had a point but he hated the seemingly cowardice notion that came from leaving her alone. She quickly checked out, ducked into Tom’s car, and they hurried back to their apartment.

Once inside, she rushed into the bathroom, tore the box open and uncapped the two pregnancy tests: one displaying the typical pink lines and the other digital. When she had finished, she recapped them and left them on the covered lid of the toilet seat. Her heart was pounding and her hands shaking as she exited the bathroom and collapsed into Tom’s arms.

“Do…do you know yet?” she shook her head and showed him the two minute timer she had running on her phone. He pulled her tighter against his chest and kissed the top of her head gently, over and over again, whispering the entire time, “you know I love you more than anything right?” “You’re the most incredible person I’ve ever met, (Y/N). I love you.” “No matter what, I’m going to be beside you.”

The ringing of her alarm sent her heart into a panic. (Y/N) jumped against Tom’s grasp and started to shake. The rest of her life could change in a second and the anxiety that came with it terrified her. “I’m going to look, love,” he said as she slipped out of his arms and onto the bed. Tom slowly made his way into the bathroom and gently lifted the two white sticks from the toilet lid and turned them over. Immediately, he rushed back to the bed and found his lips crashing onto hers. He could feel the fresh tears leave her cheeks and fall onto his but he didn’t care. Tom grabbed (Y/N)’s face and pressed his lips against hers until her shaking worsened. “We’re going to have a baby.”

(Y/N) immediately started sobbing. They were both still fairly young; she wasn’t sure if she was ready to have a child and she knew that a baby would ruin Tom’s career. His fans would think of her as nothing more than a whore he knocked up, his family would ridicule them on not being safe enough during sex, and the public would see their relationship as another one of those Hollywood tabloids about couples having to stay with one another because kids are involved.

“Why are you crying, (Y/N)?” Tom asked her. She hadn’t noticed the beaming smile forming along his face as he placed tiny kisses all of her her face and rubbed his hands along her stomach.

“This is a mistake,” she cried as she got up, trying to run away from her problems but then realizing she was trapped with it for the next nine months.

“What?” Tom exclaimed. “(Y/N), sure this wasn’t planned, but it’s not a mistake!”

“This baby is going to ruin your career!” her voice was rising and she couldn’t control the tears coming from her face.

“This baby is going to make me happier than I’ve ever been before,” he said. Immediately he remembered the ring hidden deep inside his sock drawer and he jumped to retrieve it. I plucked it from its box and hurried back to the woman who was about to give him a family. “I’ve been hiding this from you for seven months now, (Y/N), but I can’t think of a better time to give it to you,” he began.

“No, Tom, please don’t,” she begged, her eyes filled with tears as he fell to his knee.

“Why not?” he asked gently.

“Not like this,” she gasped. “Not when I’m hysterically breaking down. Not because you feel obligated. Not because I’m pregnant.” The pain in Tom’s heart released through his eyes as the woman he loved could think his love was conditional.

“This would have happened if you weren’t sad, it would have happened if you weren’t bringing a little Holland into the world, and it certainly isn’t happening because I feel obligated to be with you,” he stated firmly while taking her hand in his.

“I understand that this isn’t conventional, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Please, (Y/N) be my wife.” She couldn’t speak through the tears streaming down her face, both in fear of her situation and in admiration of Tom. She nodded vigorously and Tom slipped a ring onto her finger.

“But what are we going to do?” she worried out loud. Tom refused to let her panic any longer.

“Come here,” he muttered as they walked into the bathroom. He started the warm water and allowed it to fill up the tub as he gently removed (Y/N)’s clothing and then his own. The two lowered into the tub. (Y/N) leaned against his chest between his legs, steam rose in small swirls around them and covered the mirrors. “Do you not want anyone to know?” he asked as he gently scooped the water into his hands and let it flow down her aching muscles.

“I don’t want your dreams to be ruined because of me. I don’t want your fans or your friends to hate me.”

“(Y/N), they will love you because I love you and they want me to be happy.”

“I still don’t think that telling the world we fucked up is the best idea,” she grumbled.

“Well then we won’t tell the world,” he sighed against her neck and rubbed gentle circles on her stomach.

“Who do you want to tell so badly?” she asked him sounding rather agitated.

“My parents, of course,” he said with a smile on his face. “My brothers, Harrison, my grandparents-”

“Let’s just start with your parents and then maybe your brothers and Harrison,” she said in a shaky voice. Tom knew she was terrified. Her body was about to go through a horribly scary transformation and she faced months of agony leading to the longest and most painful hours of her life, all because of a ripped condom, but Tom was terrified and excited. Sure he was young and not ready to be a dad, but the thought of (Y/N) carrying around a piece of him that was growing into another human being made the fear seem like a bad dream he had two days ago rather than the night terror his fiancé seemed to be enduring.

“I know that you don’t want a lot of people knowing, but the press is going to find out eventually,” he muttered against her warm skin.

“I know,” she muttered hopelessly. “But I-I’m scared. You’re such a great actor; I don’t want this to get in the way of it.”

“Well, why don’t we let it slip that we’re engaged and then the press will be waiting for the wedding instead of little Peter’s birthday,” Tom cooed at the mention of the baby.

“Okay, three things,” (Y/N) said before glancing up at Tom, “one, that’s a really great idea, two, what if the baby is a girl, and three, we’re not naming the baby after Peter Parker, especially since it was more than likely conceived when you decided to get kinky in the Spider-Man suit.”

“I’m glad you like my idea,” he said with a smirk, “if it’s a girl, Parker is a pretty name, and had it not been for Spider-Man, I would have never met you.”

The next day, after letting their family members know about their engagement, Tom and (Y/N) went public with their plans to marry. They answered swarms of questions and had exclusive interviews, but when the day was over, they found themselves back in the other’s arms in the comfort of their bed, still bickering over naming the baby after Spider-Man.

After a couple of months passed by and the doctors had a confirmed heartbeat, (Y/N) and Tom decided to bring their news to his parents and brothers. Dom, Nikki, and (Y/N) were sitting around the backyard watching Tom, Harry, Sam, and Paddy teach one another new gymnastics tricks and flips when Tom found the most casual way to slip (Y/N)’s pregnancy into conversation. Dom came back outside with a cooler of beers, handing one to each of his of-age sons, his wife, and his soon to be daughter-in-law. His intentions were to raise a toast to (Y/N) and Tom, but he would so find out that they had more to celebrate than their engagement. As Dom made his rounds passing out beers, he finally reached (Y/N) only to have Tom blurt out the secret that had kept for nearly three months.

“(Y/N) can’t have a beer, Dad! It’s not good for Pete,” Tom called out as he spotted Paddy’s backflip.

“Who’s Pete?” his father asked as Nikki jumped from her chair, rushed toward her oldest son, and flicked the back of his head.

“Thomas Stanley Holland,” she huffed before running back to (Y/N) and hugging her.

“What’s going on?” Dom asked.

“For the last time, Tom,” (Y/N) spoke, “we’re not naming him Peter!”

“Wait,” Harry and Sam called at the same time. “You two have been having sex this whole time?” they gasped in feigned shock.

“Oh God!” Dom finally realized. “(Y/N), you’re pregnant?” She nodded weakly at her future father-in-law as he quickly turned his head toward his eldest son. “And you’re–you’re going to be a dad?”

“Ans it’s a boy?” the twins asked in excitement as they each hugged the girl who had come into their lives so many years ago.

“We don’t know yet for sure,” Tom explained.

“But I really feel like it’s a little boy,” she continued.

“Does this mean I’m going to be an uncle?” Paddy asked as the excitement took over the Holland home.

“Yeah, Pads,” Tom called as his brothers hurried to hug and congratulate him and their new sister. “It means there’s going to be another little Holland around.”


One morning toward the end of her pregnancy, (Y/N) woke up to a text from Nikki and a smile on a sleepy Tom’s face.

“What are you looking at love?” he asked as his hands fell over her stomach. “How did you sleep?” he continued. “Johnny didn’t keep you up, did he?”

“I slept fine,” she said in reply. “John didn’t kick too much, well, at least not last night. Right now is a different story,” she huffed. Tom flipped onto his side and his long fingers slid across her largely extended belly. His eyes lit up and his mouth formed a small ‘o’ as he felt his son move beneath his hand and his fiancé’s skin. “And I was smiling at this picture your mom send me.” (Y/N) turned her phone around and showed him the black and white photograph Nikki had taken of her and Tessa during the surprise maternity shoot they planned for Tom’s birthday.

The largest smile Tom had ever made slid onto his face. “You know, love, I have seen you in a million different lights at all angles and you have never looked more stunning than you do here.” He immediately pulled her closer to him and kissed her a million times over. 

“Seriously, Tom,” she huffed and then chuckled. 

“I am serious, (Y/N). I’ve never seen you more gorgeous than you are like this.”

“Like this?” she scoffed. “Like a fat-fucking whale, secretly knocked up?” Her tone was laughing at her expense, mostly because she had grown comfortable with their situation and found it easier to make fun of themselves.

“You are stunning, exactly like this,” he said to her while kissing her lips and feeling their son roll around in her belly. “Just. Like. This.”

I really hope in How to train Your Dragon 3 we get some Hiccstrid moments. Suggestions and hopes such as:

a: not married and are still a dating couple so we still get those really cute moments like we did in HTTYD 2

b: They’re already married and Astrid is either pregnant or there’s already a baby Haddock running around. Wouldn’t that be just absolutely adorable?

c: We get to see Hiccup and Astrid marriage- and maybe get to see them dance at the celebration? (Yes please!)

d: I really want Astrid and Hiccup to have a small little argument where they disagree, and then have to apologize and make up. I’d love to see this because I think that when they both get riled up, they can get pretty stubborn. Who would win the argument or who would give in first? *_* 

e: We get to see Valka and Astrid talk about Hiccup with some mother/daughter bonding.

f: Hiccup gets hurt and Valka, Astrid, or both have to take care of him and dote over him. 

g: Valka or Astrid get hurt and Hiccup freaks out and tries to protect them, then later on taking care of them.

h: If they have a baby, Hiccup and Astrid defends their child when something/someone tries to threaten him/her.

Reblog if you agree with any of these suggestions!

Raw Talent

Pairings: Jensen x wife!Reader, Jared x sister!Reader

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: Swearing. it’s kind of a weird fic, but I had this cute idea and I wanted to make it happen.

A/N: This is really just a crack!fic. I’m not sorry. This one actually kind of sucks. This is also one of my four entries for SPN Family Love and Acceptance Day! I told you it would get better as the day wore on! Enjoy!

You looked off to the side of the stage, the lights blinding you slightly, making you put your arm up to shield your eyes.

The fan standing there holding a microphone seemed to be quaking in her shoes.

“Hi,” she breathed, making you chuckle slightly.

“Hey there, sweetie,” you tried to calm her nerves.

She took a deep breath before asking her question, “So I’m sure you get this question a lot, but what is it like working with your husband and brother?”

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“It wasn’t just one person that you ruined, but three”-JA

Originally posted by sadiaxxstylesxxstiles

Note: I know this is the first time in a long time since I’ve posted and I’m really sorry. But my GCSE’s start next week and I’m kins freaking out. Also I know i have Dan Howell and Phil Lester requests to do, but please bear with me. I was also having Jeff feels and wanted to write this, hope you like it!!

Imagine: When finding out what really happend the night of the crash, you end up losing control and telling everyone yours and Jeff’s newest and happiest secret

Pairing: Jeff x Reader

Word Count: 1979

Warning: lots of talk about Jeffs death and the car accident

“Y/N, it was the first day that you walked into school without him by your side. That’s when it really it me, the true consequences of that night. You see I thought Sheri had called the police, I thought that it was all alright and sorted, I thought everything was OK. But what I didn’t think about is the loss you have suffered, and that will stay with me for the rest of my life. Well, I guess, my short life.” Hannah’s voice echoed through your ears

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Falling In Reverse - Two

Reid x reader

It took Y/N four days of being surrounded by her family before she’d finally had enough and needed an escape. She loved her family, she really did but sometimes they were too much. Every aunt and uncle had rocked up at the family home over the past few days, wishing Kate and her fiancé Oliver well before then moving on to Y/N.

“You’re too pretty to be single.”

Definitely hadn’t heard that one before.

“Your baby sister is getting married, isn’t it about time you settled down too?”

Oh come on. They made it sound like she was on the shelf or something. Y/N was 26 not 76. And Kate and Oliver had been high school sweethearts, it was no surprise to anyone that at 22, they were getting married.

“Are you a lesbian? Is that it?”

Jesus fucking christ.

Until then finally she’d tipped over the edge and had blurted out, “I have a boyfriend alright, I just didn’t want to mention him and distract from Kate and Olli.”

All of Y/N’s families eyes were now on her. Which is exactly what she hadn’t wanted.

Fuck.

“You’re with someone?” her mom asked, her eyes lit up. “What’s his name?”

“Yeah Y/N,” Kate sauntered over. “What’s his name?”

“His name… his name is Spencer. He works for the FBI.”

“Where’s he from?” Y/N’s mom queried.

“Vegas actually. He’s actually in town….. ”

Why oh why did she say that? Why couldn’t she control her mouth when it actually mattered?

And that was why on the night before her baby sister’s big day Y/N found herself in a bar with the man she’d spent an entire plane journey talking to, begging him to be her fake boyfriend.

She’d messaged him trying to act casual, asking him if he wanted to hang out, not even expecting him to reply. When he had less than a minute after the message had sent, asking when and where, she’d been surprised. But pleased.

Maybe this could work.

“So you want me to come to your sister’s wedding and pretend to be your boyfriend?” Spencer wrinkled his nose up and took a sip of his pink, fruity looking cocktail.

“Yes, basically. Look, I know we don’t know each other and I know it’s the most bizarre request ever. But I fucked up. My family kept asking if I was gay for God’s sake. Not that it would matter to them. But they just seem to want some reason as to why I don’t have a boyfriend. So it just slipped out and yours was the first name I could think of of.”

“Are you? Gay, I mean?”

“NO! I mean I may have experimented a little in college but I like guys. I’m all about the penis here.”

His eyes widened.

“Okay, okay forget it. I’m sorry I even asked you here. You must think I’m some kind of crazy psycho girl who can’t even get a date to her own sister’s wedding. I’m sorry to have bothered you… ” Y'N went to stand up to leave, surprised when Spencer put his hand out and caught her wrist.

“I don’t think you’re a crazy psycho girl. I think you’re a very not crazy girl who just got tired of her family’s questions and dug herself a hole. I get the same questions from my mom when she’s having a good day. And I get relentlessly teased by my team mates that I’m thirty three years old and have never really had a proper relationship. There’s been times when I’ve contemplated lying too. I get it.”

He did?

Also.. Thirty three and never had a proper relationship? How?

Spencer motioned for Y/N to sit back down and she did.

“I’ll… I’ll come with you tomorrow. If you still want me to. I’m leaving the day after to go back to Virginia and it would be nice to actually do something. I love spending time with my mom and all but…. ”

“Sometimes you want to do something different.”

Spencer nodded.

“Thank you. Thank you so much. I don’t know how I’ll ever be able to repay you for this!”

Giving you a shy smile Spencer spoke, “Maybe we can go out back in Virginia, when you’re home too?”

“I think that could definitely work. If my crazy family don’t scare you off.” She couldn’t believe he was agreeing to this. She wanted to jump in his lap and kiss him and hug him, that was how grateful she was right now.

“I’m sure they won’t. And I’ve dealt with my fair share of crazy anyway. Now…. If I’m going to be your fake boyfriend for the day, we probably should get to know each other a bit better. You told me some things on the plane ride but we need to get a back story down and stuff.”

He was right, they did. Gesturing to the waiter to bring more drinks, the two set about creating details of Y/N’s and Spencer Reid’s, as she came to discover was his surname, fake relationship.

BTS’s reaction: You are and idol that has been shipped with them

***If you want me to make a BTS, EXO, 2PM OR SEVENTEEN reaction, feel free to request**

Y/S/N: your ship name 

Rap Monster

You two had gotten closer and have been hanging around each other a lot lately during different shows that you have been invited to. You posted a picture on SNS and people started saying that you two look cute together and should date if you already aren’t.

MC:“So did you guys know that Y/N and Rap Monster have been shipped by the fans? They even have a ship name. It’s Y/S/N!

RM: “Woah! Really?!?”

Jin

Jin appeared in your new MV and at one scene he kisses your forehead and since then the fans have gotten crazy saying that you two should totally date.

*when he reads the articles* *shy, shy*

Suga

You two had met each other during a show and later in an interview Suga had said that you are his ideal type. That is when fans started to ship you two.

*when you two meet each other again during a live broadcast*

“Now it’s your turn Y/N? Am I your ideal type?” (ignore V in the back. or don’t. i’m not your mum)

J-Hope

No one knows why but for some reason people just started shipping you with JHope. Some people had even started writting fanfics about you two!

“So J-Hope, Have you heard that people these days are shipping you and Y/N? What do you think about that?”

“Well, I’m not complaining.” *wink*

Jimin

There was a rumor that said that you two were going to be the new couple on WGM. Even though it was confirmed that it’s just a rumor and nothing more, that didn’t stop the fans from shipping you two and requesting you two to be the next couple on the show.

“So what do you say Y/N. Do you want to be my bride?” 

((****Please Goddess of KPop, give me strength to finish this reaction request…****))

V

You two were both really similar. You were both said to be 4D aliens so people started to ship you two. You were called the Alien couple or Y/S/N.

Question: “Don’t you think that it is time to get married to Y/N already and make pretty alien babies?”

V:“What!?”

MC: “Don’t you know? You have been shipped with Y/N because you both have similar weird personalities and one of your ship names is the Alien Couple.”

V: “What do you mean Alien Couple! We are not weird! Everyone else is simply boring!”

Jungkook

You two recently had some couple photo shoots together for a magazine since you were both known to be the cute shy and magnaes of your groups. After the pictures were out, fans didn’t waste a second and started shipping you two. They even made a fan club! But you and Jungkook, weren’t complaining. You always had a crush on each other anyway.

*after reading the comments under the pictures*

JK:“ Well this is makes thing both a bit easier and a bit awkward.”

**i don’t own the gifs*

I love that Jay immediately reacted and pulled her back when Erin started taking things too far and to an almost violent level and didn’t drop his hands until he was sure she was walking away. It makes me think about how they’re pretty much each other’s anchors - the thing that brings them back to reality and themselves. Like how Erin can get him to back off and follow her with one call of his name, etc. I’ve always found it sweet and it makes me hopeful that they seem to still have that effect on each other.