I think we can all agree that the only way the eventual Boba Fett movie won’t suck is if they have Rex, played by a bearded Temuera Morrison obviously, show up after Boba has effectively pulled himself free of the Toothed Hentai Tentacle Hole in the middle of the Tatooine desert, and they team up.
Rex could try and convince Boba to be a good guy and call him his brother and stuff, Boba can be all “I don’t have any kriffing brothers” but he eventually comes around because deep down he’s lonely and wants a family and we could get some actual freaking humanity and characterization from the movie version of this guy (aside from pew pew “You’re no good to me dead” and a jetpack), we could see them become besties, we could get to see what the galaxy was like immediately after the Empire went kablooey, we could get REX?
It’s the only way, man. It’s the only way it won’t suck.
Dear…I don’t want to call this a diary so I’ll just stop at dear,
Weird things are happening. I’m really starting to believe that I live in some kind of an alternate reality where everything looks pretty on the surface, but once you delve deeper, you uncover the most surprising things. Not only about where I am. But about myself. The girl with a face full of freckles and a soft smile and hair that used to be rose-colored but is now the color of the purest dark chocolate, is gone. We all feel it. She never spoke much, but we all felt some sort of a…responsibility for her. We feel like we failed. We were…are friends. We, I, should have protected her better.
But what can I do? A skinny, scrawny boy with weird eyes and a soft voice that isn’t intimidating like Oz or even April, who stumbles over his words when someone looks into his eyes and who can’t even muster up the courage to tell anyone his true feelings. How can I possibly fight off the supernatural? Is it…even supernatural? Is it even anything? Fuck. I don’t know. I…miss her. Is that it? Is it weird to say you miss someone that you never had? I’m asking too many questions that I never have answers to. I just don’t want to lose anyone else.
I can’t lose anyone else.
Signed, a boy whose world is just as unfamiliar as the entities within it.
It’ll be a crime against humanity if we don’t get Temuera Morrison as Captain Rex in the Boba Fett movie.
It’s like the Ewan McGregor argument. Tem is the perfect age, he looks just like him (watch Mahana and scream the entire time because bearded Tem Morrison looks amazing), he *wants* to play him, and timeline wise it makes perfect sense? Even if they do some kinda before Episode 4 but after Episode 3 stuff, it still works. They can’t say it couldn’t. That’s baloney.
Like damn, Lucasfilm, just do it? Raise my faith in you? Have a few book tie-ins? Mark Hamill or Harrison Ford cameo? Tshirts with liveaction Rex on them that I would legit wear every day for the rest of my life??? Just do it. You have the power.
(You really want to make me happy, have the Boba and Rex team up inadvertently lead to Cody showing up, so that Tem can hug himself and I can cry?? Thank. Xoxoxoxo)
Some of the posts on my dash have reminded me of certain facts. Which of course set of the little cogs within my brain turning with new crack possibilities…
It is the middle of the Clone Wars, and Asajj Ventress has sworn vengeance upon Count Dooku for the way he betrayed her. Her attempt to use Savage Oppress to obtain her revenge has failed, and the assault on Dathomir has taken a horrendous toll on her Nightsister brethren. And yet, Mother Talzin has shown that Dooku’s defences are not impenetrable. As she kneels amid the barren ruins of her ancestral village, Asajj calls upon the ghostly matron for advice.
The spectre reveals that the method she used is not available to Ventress - not only is she not trained in the deeper Nightsister mysteries but she does not have access to a convenient lock of Dooku’s hair, and have I mentioned how desperately I want the story about that? I mean, how the hell did Talzin manage to get it - what self respecting Sith doesn’t take care not to leave pieces of themselves where practitioners of Dark Magics can get them?
Anyway, that’s obviously not an option here, but Ventress needs to find a way to get past Dooku’s not inconsiderable defences. Mother Talzin points out that while she may not be able to target him directly, even a mighty Sith Lord cannot rid himself of all his connections. It is a longshot, but it is possible that a spell targeted at another might still be able to affect Dooku tangentially. All they need is a piece of something tightly linked to one who Dooku is still connected to…
The Jedi Temple has upped security since the incident with the Holocron Vault - patrols around the archives in particular have been increased, and the computer systems themselves not carry some rather impressive surprises for those attempting to infiltrate them. Security measures around the Jedi’s personal quarters however is not tight - oh the creche is well protected, but most of the Jedi are spending greater and greater periods on deployment and there is little need to guard empty quarters.
Which is why no one can work out exactly what Ventress was after - her infiltrating the Temple was not completely unexpected, even if she does seem to be running freelance these days, but she didn’t seem to leave with anything of value! No military systems were breached, the archives are intact, and while some initiates report seeing a strange “Knight” wandering the halls there were no attempts at kidnapping (in fact if anything Ventress appeared to be taken aback by the appearance of children in the halls - they will never know the parade of might-have-beens that filled her mind in that moment). Ventress is just glad no-one caught her raiding certain people’s freshers. It was traumatic enough as it was without having to explain why she was raiding hairbrushes.
So having acquired the necessary materials Ventress returns to Dathomir and within a one of its many sacred caverns begins the ritual, using all her skills to call upon the Darkness to bring “Yoda’s last Padawan” (or “Most powerful” depending on whatever canon has decided regarding certain apprenticeships) to her for the purposes of vengeance.
She’s not sure what exactly she’s expecting (the tie between Dooku and his former Master may not be strong enough to do anything, and who knows exactly how the spell will achieve it ) but it’s certainly not the flash of light followed by the sudden appearance of a young, blonde, human male who is most definitely NOT Count Dooku.
Request: Idk this has probably been requested already but ommmggg ur boyfriend imagines are GOLD. Whenever you have time could you please maybe do svt hip hop unit as bfs? Also I feel you on the moving thing, I’ve been in my new house for just over a year and a half now and I STILL have boxes shoved in places that I haven’t touched yet so good luck with unpacking!😊 Members: S.coups, Wonwoo, Mingyu, Vernon (svt) Genre: fluffy as heck A/N: thank you so much for the compliments and well wishes!! Yeah no my room is chaos rn and I can barely walk past the boxes in the house LOL but at least I have a lamp now haha
Congratulations you’ve signed yourself up to be flirted with for the rest of your life
HONESTLY THO HE’S BOYFRIEND GOALS
Boyfriend fashion boyfriend attitude,,, what’s his pink hat from change up made from??? Boyfriend material (I just really wanted to make that joke hjdshfje sorry)
The one who will nuzzle into you in the mornings and place gentle kisses on your cheek and whisper the most freaking endearing things into your ear
And it’s honestly so appealing that it makes you never wanna move but you gotta because oh no responsibilities are calling,,,
Maybe just,,,,,, a few more minutes in his arms,,,,,,,,,, it’s not like he can refuse you anyways lmfao
He’s just a big snuggler tbh he likes to lay around with you and just be as close as can be,, like it makes his heart swell up with happiness
Excessive amounts of pet names in English, Korean, and any other languages you may speak
Uses “baby” and “darling” a lot !! He thinks they just sound so nice and they’re so full of affection
Lights up like a child on it’s birthday whenever you call him a nickname back
It’s literally one of his favorite things to hear and he always gets really giggly and grabby when you do it (let him hug you right now immediately)
A big sappy man who will tell you that he loves you at least once a day
No matter how or where or when or if he’s busy or not he will send a freaking carrier pigeon with the message on a tiny scrap of paper if he has to
Doesn’t want you to ever feel down on yourself, so he always showers you with compliments before you can even think about doubting yourself??? He reminds you of all your talents and positive points and that he loves you more than the moon loves the sun and you always gotta cut him off cause otherwise you’ll be there for a long ass time
Likes to feed you how corny but he’s always smiling so cutely you can’t refuse
Loves to talk about his future with you
if you don’t want kids then that’s okay!! he won’t push you!! and if you do then he’s excited to someday start a family with you someday!!
Mostly just talks about spending the rest of his life with you, and likes to do it with you sitting in his lap, chest against your back as he wraps his arms around you tightly to keep you snug and close
Because when you guys sit like that, he can picture your future the best, swallowed up by your warmth and the feeling of your fingers in between his own
And he gets that one little soft smile on his face and presses kisses to your neck (not like that ya nasty) and mumbles that he just adores you so much
Freaks out when you get hurt
Will 100% carry you whenever it happens and always asks if you need to go to the hospital
You: It’s just a stubbed toe babe it’s okay-
Cheol: BUT WHAT IF YOU BROKE IT???????????
LOVES IT when you wear his clothes
You just look so cute,,, and it’s like when you’re wrapped up in them you’re showing anyone who can see that you’re all his
Will pick you up in a spinning hug when you wear them because it’s just SO PERFECT
He literally thinks you deserve all the love in the world and wants to give it to you himself
Looks Emo, but is a Gentle Boy
A boyfriend who very much prefers to show his love through actions rather than words
As a result he’s very doting??? Like he may not say The Three Words often but you can see his affection towards you in his actions
He always double checks to make sure you’re buckled up, brings you food when you mention you haven’t had a chance to grab lunch, runs errands for you without you even having to ask
Wonwoo: I saw you were low on the following items so I got them for you
You: Did you have to go out of your way to get those???
Wonwoo: It was for you, I wouldn’t have noticed if it was
Wants to watch the sunset with you !!
Like straight up go to a secluded place, high up to get the best view of course, with a pile of blankets to sit on and wrap yourselves up in
He’ll hold you close with one arm while you guys sip a warm drink of your choice, smiling at each other all excited as the sky begins to change colors
And he just can’t help but thank whatever it was that brought you guys together because this moment was exactly where he wanted to be
Warm and healthy with someone so vital to his world tucked under one arm
Probably wears socks to bed, he’s one of those people lmao (You may laugh but deep down I’m willing to bet anyone reading this has done it at least once)
Likes to nap with you
Going to sleep in the early afternoon and waking up in the early evening, sleep tugging at the two of you and lazy smiles spreading as you gaze at one another
Quiet discussions of what to make for dinner, occasionally interrupted by a gentle kiss,,, how ideal
Ultimate caretaker when you’re sick or injured
Just somehow knows exactly what to do??? And has everything at the ready and if he somehow does it he has a few blackmail photos of Seungkwan that he uses to make him go get whatever it is you need so Wonu doesn’t have to leave your side
Likes to go out to different local cafes with you to get boba and try pastries and different kinds of coffee
Also likes taking pictures of you in these cafes because he thinks they’re ~aesthetic~
Just thinks those sorts of dates are fun!!! There’s so many cafes to explore and you guys can take that quality time to find new favorite hang out spots that are quiet and just for you guys to catch up and have long, deep conversations in
Likes to cup your chin/jaw when he kisses you
Always a very gentle kisser, and pulls back with a tender look on his face and his eyes are twinkling with adoration
And he’ll mumble a little compliment,,, and his voice is a little husky and you’re like “Okay Wonwoo I love you but that voice makes me feel atTACKED”
Trusts you with all his heart and soul and is an ultimate open book to you
You could ask him anything and he would be totally honest with you
Because you’re his forever person??? His soulmate??? He wants you to feel like you can trust him just as much as he trusts you and that means he’s never gonna hide anything from you
And honestly it’s just such a wonderful thing about him,,, how can you not trust someone like that with your heart
When he does vocalize his affections, he always holds your hands close to his chest and reminds you that you hold all of his heart,,, and you always promise to treat it well
Literally such a sweetie why don’t you just marry him already????????
Uses your toothbrush on accident like three times a month and you keep having to buy new ones because ew
You: Mingyu that’s dISGUSTING
Him: WE KISS ALL THE TIME WHO CARES
Also kind of a sap but it’s not as articulate as Seungcheol lmao
Like he really tries to find a way to describe how he feels about you but he struggles with it a lot
Sometimes the guys try to help him but he doesn’t want them to because these words need to be 100% from the heart,,,
Even if they don’t come out the way he wants to, you can tell he worked on them and thought very long and hard about them
So you always return those words, accompanied with a gentle kiss that makes him feel so much more at ease knowing he got his message across
You reminding him how much you love him makes him the happiest boy he just gets so soft over you
The type to buy you guys matching onesies and is SO proud of himself for coming up with this idea even tho he totally saw it on instagram I mean what no Mingyu totally came up with it by himself 100% invented couple onesies
WANTS TO BE COMPLEMENTED
Compliments make him feel good as it is but when you do it, it’s different cause you guys are dating and therefore it must be super duper special???
Swells up with pride whenever you call him handsome
Consults you about any hair style changes (and honestly good let’s not have cheeto Mingyu make another appearance) because he trusts you with his godlike appearance
Cooks for you!!! He’s always sure to make you guys dinner on nights in
If you like to cook he buys you guys cookbooks full of things you can try making for one another, or even better, together
Will 100% make you a bento box with a cheesy message written on the rice in seaweed, partially because he loves you but also partially because he wants to embarrass you lmao
If you watch him cook, he’ll narrate what he’s doing like he’s on a TV show just to make you laugh and it’s honestly adorable this man is a toll and also a sweetie
Such a little soft puppy for you, people can practically see his imaginary tail wagging when he’s around you
If you’re sad he freaks out a little because !!! You’re never supposed to be sad with him what should he do???
But he calms down quick and takes you somewhere private so he can hold you nice and close and listen to everything you say
Wipes away your tears and whispers assurances that you’re okay, he’s here and he’s got you, and he’s gonna help you until everything in your world is okay again
Likes to do fun and dorky things with you!!!
If you can think of anything like that to do together HE WILL DO IT!!! He loves to do things with you and he doesn’t care if they make him look like a big dork because it makes the two of you happy
Especially loves it if it’s a pillow fort,,, but u gotta remind him to be careful cause he’s tall and kinda excitable so he might accidentally get up too fast or too far and knock it over
But pillow forts will consist of late night giggling and teasing kisses and romantic comedies and it’s just,,, really fun
Just being with Mingyu is really fun and safe and lovely really so why not stay with him forever???????
If you’re dating him please meme with him??? It doesn’t have to be often just like once every few months I wanna see some meme couple shit with Hansol lmao it’d be great
Will try and freestyle rap whenever you request it
You guys could be making toast and suddenly you’re just like “Rap go” and he’s oN IT it’s not very good since it’s so spontaneous and about toast but he did his best okay
Just tell him you’re proud of him ??? he deserves it he’s a good one
If you tell him you love him he gets squishy because he’s like 5 years old
IT JUST MAKES HIM SO HAPPY LIKE WOW!!!
He can’t believe someone so wonderful who spends so much time making him happier than ever really feels as strongly towards him as he does towards them???
You might have to stop him from doing something stupid sometimes
It’s not super often but sometimes him and a couple other members of svt get an idea in their head and it’s not always very well thought out,,,
Becoming close friends with Seungkwan who always thanks you for treating his best friend so well
Kwannie will always offer to help you plan any surprises you might wanna give to or throw for Hannie
Also tells you to let him know if Hansol hurts you cause he’ll totally fight him LOL
Hansol face times you a lot when he’s busy or away on tour or for some other adventure!!
He tries to take you with him places as much as he can but yanno company rules and busy schedules :// the solution is late night face times
He’s always got a smile shining on his face whenever he picks up or calls you, no matter how tired he may be
Thinks it’s funny when the members jump into the shot to say hello to you too or snitch on him but he excuses himself after a while because he wants a few moments just for you two
The type of bf to high five you and then tug you into a hug and kiss your cheek or the top of your head
One time accidentally whacked your face and flipped his shit, would not stop apologizing but was also kinda trying not to laugh lmao
Bought you snacks to make up for it god bless
A fan of back hugs!! They’re just such a sweet gesture to him, plus he gets to hold you and say whatever he wants and you won’t be able to see his face when he does it
Does he say sweet things??? Sometimes but sometimes he just tells you about something Hoshi or one of the other members did lmfao
If you send him a meme of himself, he will make it his mission to creepshot you whenever you least expect it just so he can have memes of you too
Loves it when you get along with his members, he looks up to them so much and to see so many of his favorite people getting along means the world to them
Also loves it when you get along with his family!! We all know how much he loves them
His sister always jokes that you need to come along if he comes and visits because you’re more fun to talk to and Hansol is just “WOW OKAY BLOOD MEANS NOTHING TO YOU I SEE HOW IT IS” and it’s just fun
Quote one of his ~iconic~ english lines and he’ll tackle you to make you shUT
But it turns into giggles and kissing and a little bit of tickling and then before you know it you’re just cuddling
You make him feel so good honestly!!! You don’t even have to do or say anything just one look and he can feel his heart pick up,,, he just cares for you so much
murdoc is actually pretty decent at voguing and can pull off a flawless death drop. he does it whenever he’s not getting his way and wants to be petulant about it. there have been a lot of arguments in which murdoc is about to lose but instead drops to the ground suddenly and slides away on his back, whining “you can’t maaaaake meeeee.” he’s been doing it less as he gets older but he’s still not allowed to come on supermarket trips anymore. last time russ wouldn’t let him get the sugary cereal he wanted and he death dropped in the middle of the aisle and caused a scene and a cleanup on aisle 4.
everyone steals everyone else’s nail polish, even though as a whole the band has over 400 different bottles. this sometimes leads to really passive-aggressive messages in the group chat. when noodle was little, she insisted on painting everyone’s nails for them; this doesn’t happen as much anymore, but since there’s always a bottle of nail polish somewhere in reach, long conversations between people tend to be held over a communal nail painting session. 2d still can’t paint the nails on his left hand; murdoc usually paints them for him.