get in the ground

lily taking james out on a muggle date and james being Embarrassing™   

Romantic Poet movies that haven’t happened yet but should.
  • A trippy Coleridge visual album scored completely in acid rock, in the style of Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
  • A beautiful Wordsworth movie in the style of a Rogers and Hammerstein musical + the 1994 version of The Secret Garden.
  • A weird Blake movie that’s half animated in a very experimental but disquieting style and has a good message but makes little kids cry.
  • An indie, anachronistic Shelley movie that’s got a lot of interesting visual effects and shaggy hair and is scored in 1960s protest songs.
  • A ridiculous, huge-budget Lord Byron movie directed by Baz Luhrmann and featuring an almost exclusively hip hop soundtrack. (It’s the only way to do it.)
  • A Keats musical with lots of Amelie-style reality-bending effects and an entire soundtrack by Hozier and/or Sufjan Stevens.

Happy, older paladins sending their space dad postcards while hes on vacation

Au Masterpost

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more Fallen Angel AU

+Kei is very proficient in archery and was taught by Akiteru.  

+Because Tadashi is not exactly a human he doesn’t age or grow.

+Kissing Kei’s forehead is Tadashi’s way of showing how gay he is for him reassurance and blessings.

Dear Supercorp fandom:

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for engaging in utter character assassination aimed at ending her career over a joke song about a tv show about aliens

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for slut shaming her mercilessly for getting a divorce then getting a new boyfriend

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for spending the past few months sending aforementioned new boyfriend death threats, abuse, bodyshaming comments, and accusations of all manner of things

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for either claiming her relationship is pr or the result of an extra-marital affair 

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for twisting every word she says to either fit your narrative or make her look bad

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for twisting everyone’s words to either fit your narrative or make them look bad

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for going after every single one of her colleagues; cast, crew, writers etc; who has ever said anything in support of the opposing ship

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for making a guest star feel so unwelcome after one episode that he branded you ‘hooligans’

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for running the majority of the cast off twitter with your abuse and hatred

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for catfishing her colleague’s brother

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for holding her to a ridiculous double standard that has seen katie face no repercussions whatsoever for laughing her ass off at that part of the song

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for taking pride in your toxic behaviour and stop thinking it is justified because you are angry  

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you apologise for posts comparing her to mark salling, among others

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when she stops receiving comments on her instagram inviting her to slit her wrists

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you give any indication that the apology would even be accepted, since jeremy has apologised multiple times and you still haven’t forgiven him

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you take some repsonsiblity and realise that your reaction to this has been one million times more terrible than the joke song

maybe melissa should apologise for calling two fictional characters friends when you take some responsiblity and realise that it was not its status as an f/f ship, but rather the majority of the above toxic behaviours that made them want to debunk supercorp in the first place

just a thought!

Sammy Was the One Who Wrote the Messages on the Walls, Not Bendy

So ever since Chapter 1 came out, everyone’s always assumed the wall messages were from Bendy - because, well, they’re written in ink and he’s an ink demon. Come Chapter 2 however, and suddenly we have a new character who is not only made of ink, but also provides much better explanations for the wall writing:

This one is pretty straightforward: Bendy was brought to life, thus making his follower‘s (including Sammy) dreams come true. This is also referenced by the “We dreamed“ line from the first trailer (more on that in a moment).

This one is also straightforward: Sammy worships Bendy as a God, so he’s something he believes in. It is indeed time to believe (in Bendy).

While it’s hard to say exactly what this text refers to, think about Boris for a second. There are candles around him, similar to the ones on the pentagram in the basement. He’s also strapped down so he can’t move - just like Henry is in Chapter 2 while Sammy is trying to sacrifice him. Those candles are there because Boris was part of a sacrifice - probably by none other than Sammy himself.

Heck, Sammy’s exact wording is on one of the altar walls.

And finally, the big one. Remember that line from the teaser that Sammy repeats in Chapter 2?

He will set us free.

Us free. Us, plural, as in there are multiple people in the same situation as him. The “us” in this statement doesn’t refer to Boris and Bendy - it refers to the other people trapped here. Likewise, the same plurals are used in the Chapter 1 trailer… where the people being referred to are Sammy’s fellow employees.

This message appears in the basement - which seems to be Sammy’s living quarters for the moment. It’s also near the pentagram… which happens to have three human coffins next to it.

Also, as you probably picked up in Chapter 2, Sammy is not happy about this situation he’s in:

“And then, I will finally be freed from this… prison. This inky… dark… abyss I call a body.“

Somehow, a human ended up being made of ink. It wasn’t Bendy who did it, as that’s who’s he expecting to free him. Rather, it’s possible Joey himself created him - and because Sammy’s very resentful of this, there’s no way this was done willingly. Joey had to twist the truth somehow for this to work.

The creator lied to him.

TL;DR: Sammy wrote the wall messages. ‘Us“ refers to his fellow employees. The “creator lying“ is why he’s like that - Joey lied to him in order to turn his body to ink.

Buddy, repeatedly spamming me to ask for fanfic updates to the point where I have to remove 14 comments of your comments off of a fic within an hour—the final one demanding I “quit being a dick” and “just orphan the work already so someone capable and dedicated can finish it”—is one of the surefire ways to make sure I never update ever again and refuse to orphan any of it out of sheer visceral spite.

I’ll leave the whole body of work hanging there forever as an epitaph to the behavior of shitty people who killed my motivation to ever write free fun stuff for fandom ever again. And when Ao3 finally dies and we move on to somewhere else, I’ll copy paste the entire unfinished work and upload it, just for you.

How’s that for dedication.